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(Episode opens with SpongeBob and Patrick playing in Squidward's yard and annoying Squidward)
Squidward: Stop playing...IN MY YARD!!!
SpongeBob: Oh, we're not playing in your yard, Squidward, we're playing in our yards. We're just using your yard for a walkway.
Patrick: No offense, but your yard gargles tatar sause.
Squidward: Well, pick one, and leave my yard out of it!!
Patrick: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I'm good at choosing! hmmmmmmmmmmm...let's play innnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmm...SpongeBob's yard! No! Patrick's!
Errrr...SpongeBob! I'm terrible at choosing! Squidward! You choose!
Squidward: I choose Patrick- (carries Patrick to yard) to play in Patrick's yard...(carries SpongeBob to his yard) and SpongeBob in SpongeBob's yard. And nobody-
(draws a rectangle around his house) IN HERE!! (leaves)
Patrick: SpongeBob! (attempts to run around)
SpongeBob: Patrick! (does the same over and over)
Patrick: SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Patrick!
Patrick: SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Patrick! (reaches road) *Gasp* The road! (attempts to cross road but too much traffic) Patrick! what are we gonna do?
Patrick: I'll mail myself to your house! (climbs in mail box, mail box tips over and explodes).
SpongeBob: Sit tight Patrick! I'm coming to get you! (flings himself to Patrick's House)
Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick. (flings back to his house) Patrick! Call me!
Patrick: Okay (both go back to their houses and Patrick calls)
SpongeBob: (phone rings) SquarePants Residents.
Patrick: What are you gonna do?
SpongeBob: Hmmmm...have we ever dug a tunnel between our two houses?
Patrick: No. (both start digging tunnels underground, the tunnel says: Eat at the Krusty Krab. Patrick reaches SpongeBob.) SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Patrick! we did it! Hurray! Tag! You're it! (both start playing tag)
Patrick: Tag! you're it!
SpongeBob: Tag! YOUR IT!
Squidward: (sleeping on his couch)
SpongeBob: Peek-a-boo! I see you!
Patrick: (laughs)
Squidward: (fluffs pillow and falls back asleep)
SpongeBob: You're it!
Patrick: You're it! (both laugh)
Squidward: (rips pillow with his head and gets some Jello) Must...block...out...noise! (puts Jello on his head and sits down)
Patrick: Knock-Knock!
SpongeBob: Who's There?
Patrick: I don't know! (both laugh)
Squidward: (Jello falls of head) (Goes outside) I thought I told you two to stay off my...yard. (hears a laugh coming from Patrick's Rock) Patrick! (opens the rock) would you shut-
(finds the rock empty) Where is he? (heres a laugh from SpongeBob's house) SpongeBob. (opens door) SpongeBob! (hears another laugh) SpongeBob I am trying to...sleep (hears another laugh)
(Heads upstairs) (Nears laughter as he searches the house) (finds the roof) AH-HAAAA! (sees Gary) Hey, Gary.
Gary: Meow.
Squidward: Where are those two morons? (flowers giggle and uproots them) (hears more laughter and becomes scared out of his wits) (stomps on the ground) WHERE ARE THEY?
SpongeBob: (laughing) Ohh.. Patrick, check out these roots!
Patrick: They're dancing!
SpongeBob: Do like the roots do, and do the Dirt Dance Davey! (does a dance that causes the ground to shake, Squidward's house sinks)
Patrick: Squidward's house wants to play too!
Squidward: My house! (climbs through the roof hatch and out the door)
SpongeBob: Awww. Squidward's house looks like it has an upset tummy.
Patrick: Must've been something it ate. (Squidward comes out door)
SpongeBob: It ate Squidward!
Patrick: (mumbles) That'll do it
Squidwatd: *Sigh* I knew you two reprobates were behind this.
SpongeBob: Yeah! We're reprobates!
Squidward: That was an insult.
Patrick: An we're insulted!
Squidward: Why were you digging under my yard?
SpongeBob: You told us not to walk on your yard, so, we walked under it.
Squidward: But you buried my house!
Patrick: No need to thank us.
Squidward: THANK YOU?!?
Patrick: You're welcome.
Squidward: AHHHHHH!!! (attempts to get patrick but runs away)
Patrick: Missed.
SpongeBob: Somebody wants to play Tag!
Patrick: Tag! You're it! (runs)
SpongeBob: Not it!
Squidward: RRRRRRRR!!!!! (chases them)
Patrick: Wheeeeeeee!
SpongeBob: (Squidward grabs them and drags them back.) Squidward wins!
Squidward: Now, you're gonna play a new game called, "Digging Out my House!"
SpongeBob: Oh boy! (SpongeBob and Patrick grab some gear)
Squidward: And I'm gonna play "Sit and Relax" until You're Finished. (closes door) Barnacle Brains. (sits down) (Patrick breaks window and throws dirt) (SpongeBob knocks on the roof and
it collapses and blocks Squidward's door.) SpongeBob! (opens the door)
SpongeBob: Hi, Squidward (dirt comes rushing through the house and the window)
Squidward: RRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
SpongeBob: Uh oh!
Squidward: I'm warning you: I'f you don't put my house back where it belongs by the count of three- (raises hand but only raises two so he uses his nose) Three!
I am going to gring you into Chum! One!
Patrick: AHHHH! He's counting , anything but counting! Quick, SpongeBob! Dig for your life!
Squidward: Two!
Patrick: He's already at Number Two! Who knows how many numbers we have until he reaches three?
Squidward: Three!!
Patrick: *Gasp* (SpongeBob and Patrick start digging very fast while Squidward is chasing them.) (Many buildings above ground collapse because of the digging)
(Scene cuts to the Krusty Krab being sunk)
Plankton: Yes! Now the Chum Bucket is the only resturant in town! (the Chum Bucket sinks underground) Nuts.
SpongeBob: (Scene cuts to the chase) (SpongeBob and Patrick are stopped because of a rock in the way) Must Dig! Ohhh! The rock's to hard! (Squidward comes towards them as they scream)
Squidward: Youuuu....twoooo....morons....SUNK MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!
SpongeBob & Patrick: We're sorry!
Squidward: I'M GONNA- (rumble noise) Uh, oh (the whole city falls undergroud)
SpongeBob: (cuts to next day) Ahhhh. (Whole town digging) Good Morning Squidward! Another Beautiful Day under Bikini Bottom!
Squidward: (picks up gear) I hate neighbors.