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+ | {{L|''[episode opens with SpongeBob and Patrick playing in Squidward's yard and annoying Squidward]''}} |
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− | |title = That Sinking Feeling |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|Stop playing... ''IN MY YARD!!!''}} |
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− | |titlecard = 144a.jpg |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, we're not playing in ''your'' yard, Squidward, we're playing in ''our'' yards. We're just using your yard as a walkway.}} |
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− | |seasonnumber = 7 |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|No offence, but your yard gargles tartar sauce.}} |
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− | |episodenumber = 144a |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|Well, pick one, and leave my yard out of it!!}} |
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− | |airdate = [[July 8]], [[2010]] |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm good at choosing! Hmmmm... let's play innnn... SpongeBob's yard! No! Patrick's! Errrr... SpongeBob! ''[sobs]'' I'm terrible at choosing! Squidward! You choose!}} |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|I choose Patrick... ''[carries Patrick to his yard]'' to play in Patrick's yard... ''[carries SpongeBob to his yard]'' and SpongeBob in SpongeBob's yard. And nobody... ''[draws a rectangle around his house]'' ''IN HERE!!'' ''[leaves]''}} |
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− | (Episode opens with SpongeBob and Patrick playing in Squidward's yard and annoying Squidward) |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|SpongeBob! ''[attempts to run around]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! ''[does the same over and over]''}} |
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− | Squidward: Stop playing...'''IN MY YARD!!!''' |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|SpongeBob!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick!}} |
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− | SpongeBob: Oh, we're not playing in your yard, Squidward, we're playing in our yards. We're just using your yard for a walkway. |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|SpongeBob!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! ''[reaches road. He gasps]'' The road! ''[attempts to cross road but there's too much traffic]'' Patrick! What are we gonna do?}} |
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− | Patrick: No offense, but your yard gargles tatar sauce. |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|I'll mail myself to your house! ''[climbs in the mailbox, mailbox tips over and explodes]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Sit tight, Patrick! I'm coming to get you! ''[ties his hands around the mailbox and flings himself to Patrick]'' Nooo!!}} |
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− | Squidward: Well, pick one, and leave my yard out of it!! |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|Hey, SpongeBob.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Patrick. ''[flings back to his house]'' Patrick! Call me!}} |
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− | Patrick: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I'm good at choosing! hmmmmmmmmmmm...let's play innnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmm...SpongeBob's yard! No! Patrick's! |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|Okay! ''[both go back to their houses and Patrick calls]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[phone rings]'' SquarePants residence.}} |
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− | Errrr...SpongeBob! I'm terrible at choosing! Squidward! You choose! |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|What are we gonna do?!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Hmmmm... have we ever dug a tunnel ''between'' our two houses?}} |
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− | Squidward: I choose Patrick- (carries Patrick to yard) to play in Patrick's yard...(carries SpongeBob to his yard) and SpongeBob in SpongeBob's yard. And nobody- |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|No. ''[both put on digging gear and start digging tunnels underground, the tunnel says: "Eat at the Krusty Krab." Patrick sticks his head through a hole and reaches SpongeBob]'' SpongeBob?}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick?}} |
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− | (draws a rectangle around his house) '''IN HERE!!''' (leaves) |
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+ | {{L|Both|We did it!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Tag! You're it! ''[Patrick runs through the hole. They both start playing tag]''}} |
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− | Patrick: SpongeBob! (attempts to run around) |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|Tag!You're it!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Tag! ''YOU'RE IT!''}} |
+ | {{L|Patrick|Tag! ''YOU'RE IT!!''}} |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|''[sleeping on his couch]''}} |
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− | Patrick: SpongeBob! |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Peek-a-boo! I see you!}} |
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− | + | {{L|Patrick|''[laughs]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|''[fluffs pillow and falls back asleep]''}} |
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− | + | {{L|SpongeBob|You're it!}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|You're it! ''[both laugh]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|''[rips pillow with his head and gets some Jello]'' Must... block... out... noise! ''[puts jello on his head and sits down]''}} |
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− | SpongeBob: Patrick! (reaches road) *Gasp* The road! (attempts to cross road but there's too much traffic) Patrick! what are we gonna do? |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|Knock, knock!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Who's there?}} |
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− | Patrick: I'll mail myself to your house! (climbs in mail box, mail box tips over and explodes). |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|I don't know! ''[both laugh]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|''[jello melts off head. He goes outside]'' I thought I told you two to stay off my... ''[the yard is empty]'' yard. ''[hears a laugh coming from Patrick's rock]'' Patrick! ''[opens the rock]'' Patrick, would you shut...? ''[finds the rock empty]'' Where is he? ''[hears a laugh from SpongeBob's house]'' SpongeBob. ''[opens door]'' SpongeBob! ''[hears another laugh]'' SpongeBob, I am trying to... ''[opens the kitchen door]'' sleep? ''[hears another laugh. Heads upstairs. He opens the bathroom door. He opens SpongeBob's bedroom door. He opens the roof door]'' ''AHA!'' ''[sees Gary]'' Hey, Gary.}} |
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− | SpongeBob: Sit tight Patrick! I'm coming to get you! (flings himself to Patrick's House) |
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+ | {{L|Gary|Meow.}} |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|Where are those two morons? ''[flowers giggle and uproots them. hears more laughter and becomes scared out of his wits. stomps on the ground]'' WHERE ARE THEY?!}} |
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− | Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob. |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughing]'' Ohh.. Patrick, check out these roots!}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|They're dancing!}} |
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− | SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick. (flings back to his house) Patrick! Call me! |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Do like the roots do, and do the Dirt Dance Davey! ''[does a dance that causes the ground to shake, Squidward's house sinks]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|Squidward's house wants to play too!}} |
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− | Patrick: Okay (both go back to their houses and Patrick calls) |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|My house! ''[climbs through the roof hatch and out the door]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Awww. Squidward's house looks like it has an upset tummy.}} |
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− | SpongeBob: (phone rings) SquarePants Residents. |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|Must've been something it ate. ''[Squidward comes out door]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|It ate Squidward!}} |
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− | Patrick: What are we gonna do? |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|''[mumbles]'' That'll do it}} |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|''[Sigh]'' I knew you two reprobates were behind this.}} |
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− | SpongeBob: Hmmmm...have we ever dug a tunnel between our two houses? |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah! We're reprobates!}} |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|That was an insult.}} |
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− | Patrick: No. (both start digging tunnels underground, the tunnel says: Eat at the Krusty Krab. Patrick reaches SpongeBob.) SpongeBob! |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|And we're insulted!}} |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|Why were you digging under my yard?}} |
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− | SpongeBob: Patrick! we did it! Hurray! Tag! You're it! (both start playing tag) |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|You told us not to walk on your yard, so, we walked under it.}} |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|But you buried my house!}} |
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− | Patrick: Tag! you're it! |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|No need to thank us.}} |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|THANK YOU?!?}} |
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− | SpongeBob: Tag! ''YOU'RE'' IT! |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|You're welcome.}} |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|AHHHHHH!!! ''[attempts to get Patrick but runs away]''}} |
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− | Squidward: (sleeping on his couch) |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|Missed.}} |
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− | SpongeBob |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Somebody wants to play Tag!}} |
+ | {{L|Patrick|Tag! You're it! ''[runs]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Not it!}} |
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− | Patrick: (laughs) |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|RRRRRRRR!!!!! ''[chases them]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|Wheeeeeeee!}} |
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− | Squidward: (fluffs pillow and falls back asleep) |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Squidward grabs them and drags them back]'' Squidward wins!}} |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|Now, you're gonna play a new game called, "Digging Out my House!"}} |
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− | SpongeBob: You're it! |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh boy! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick grab some gear]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|And I'm gonna play "Sit and Relax" until you're finished. ''[closes door]'' Barnacle Brains. ''[sits down. Patrick breaks window and throws dirt. SpongeBob knocks on the roof and it collapses and blocks Squidward's door]'' SpongeBob! ''[opens the door]''}} |
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− | Patrick: You're it! (both laugh) |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Squidward ''[dirt comes rushing through the house and the window]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|RRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!}} |
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− | Squidward: (rips pillow with his head and gets some Jello) Must...block...out...noise! (puts Jello on his head and sits down) |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Yuh oh!}} |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|I'm warning you: If you don't put my house back where it belongs by the count of th-ree- ''[raises hand but only raises two so he uses his nose]'' Three. I am going to grind you into Chum! One!}} |
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− | Patrick: Knock-Knock! |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|AHHHH! HE'S COUNTING, ANYTHING BUT COUNTING! Quick, SpongeBob! Dig for your life!}} |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|Twwwwwwwwwooooooo!}} |
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− | SpongeBob: Who's There? |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|He's already at Number Two! Who knows how many numbers we have until he reaches three?}} |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|Th-ree!!}} |
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− | Patrick: I don't know! (both laugh) |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|''[Gasp. SpongeBob and Patrick start digging very fast while Squidward is chasing them.. Many buildings above ground collapse because of the digging. Scene cuts to the Krusty Krab being sunk]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Plankton|Yes! Now the Chum Bucket is the only restaurant in town! ''[the Chum Bucket sinks underground]'' Nuts.}} |
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− | Squidward: (Jello falls off head) (Goes outside) I thought I told you two to stay off my...yard. (hears a laugh coming from Patrick's Rock) Patrick! (opens the rock) would you shut- |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Scene cuts to the chase. SpongeBob and Patrick are stopped because of a rock in the way]'' Must Dig! Ohhh! The rock's too hard! ''[Squidward comes towards them as they scream]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|''[Gasping and breathing]'' Youuu....Twoo....Morons....SUNK MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!}} |
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− | (finds the rock empty) Where is he? (here's a laugh from SpongeBob's house) SpongeBob. (opens door) SpongeBob! (hears another laugh) SpongeBob I am trying to...sleep (hears another laugh) |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|We're sorry!}} |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|I'M GONNA- ''[rumble noise]'' Uh, oh. ''[the ground shakes and whole city falls underground]''}} |
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− | (Heads upstairs) (Nears laughter as he searches the house) (finds the roof) AH-HAAAA! (sees Gary) Hey, Gary. |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[cuts to next day]'' Ahhhh. ''[Whole town digging]'' Good Morning Squidward! Another Beautiful Day under Bikini Bottom!}} |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|''[picks up gear]'' I hate neighbors.}} |
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− | Gary: Meow. |
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− | Squidward: Where are those two morons? (flowers giggle and uproots them) (hears more laughter and becomes scared out of his wits) (stomps on the ground) '''WHERE ARE THEY?!''' |
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− | SpongeBob: (laughing) Ohh.. Patrick, check out these roots! |
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− | Patrick: They're dancing! |
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− | SpongeBob: Do like the roots do, and do the Dirt Dance Davey! (does a dance that causes the ground to shake, Squidward's house sinks) |
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− | Patrick: Squidward's house wants to play too! |
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− | Squidward: My house! (climbs through the roof hatch and out the door) |
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− | SpongeBob: Awww. Squidward's house looks like it has an upset tummy. |
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− | Patrick: Must've been something it ate. (Squidward comes out door) |
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− | SpongeBob: It ate Squidward! |
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− | Patrick: (mumbles) That'll do it |
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− | Squidwatd: *Sigh* I ''knew'' you two reprobates were behind this. |
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− | SpongeBob: Yeah! We're '''reprobates'''! |
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− | Squidward: That was an ''insult''. |
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− | Patrick: And we're insulted! |
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− | Squidward: Why were you digging under my yard? |
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− | SpongeBob: You told us not to walk on your yard, so, we walked under it. |
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− | Squidward: But you buried my house! |
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− | Patrick: No need to thank us. |
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− | Squidward: '''THANK YOU?!?''' |
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− | Patrick: You're welcome. |
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− | Squidward: '''AHHHHHH!!! '''(attempts to get Patrick but runs away) |
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− | Patrick: Missed. |
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− | SpongeBob: Somebody wants to play Tag! |
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− | Patrick: Tag! You're it! (runs) |
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− | SpongeBob: Not it! |
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− | Squidward: '''RRRRRRRR!!!!!''' (chases them) |
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− | Patrick: Wheeeeeeee! |
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− | SpongeBob: (Squidward grabs them and drags them back.) Squidward wins! |
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− | Squidward: Now, you're gonna play a new game called, "Digging Out my House!" |
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− | SpongeBob: Oh boy! (SpongeBob and Patrick grab some gear) |
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− | Squidward: And I'm gonna play "Sit and Relax" until you're finished. (closes door) Barnacle Brains. (sits down) (Patrick breaks window and throws dirt) (SpongeBob knocks on the roof and |
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− | it collapses and blocks Squidward's door.) SpongeBob! (opens the door) |
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− | SpongeBob: Hi, Squidward (dirt comes rushing through the house and the window) |
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− | Squidward:''' RRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!''' |
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− | SpongeBob: Yuh oh! |
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− | Squidward: I'm warning you: If you don't put my house back where it belongs by the count of three- (raises hand but only raises two so he uses his nose) Three! |
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− | I am going to grind you into Chum! One! |
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− | Patrick: AHHHH! He's counting , anything but counting! Quick, SpongeBob! Dig for your life! |
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− | Squidward: Two! |
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− | Patrick: He's already at Number Two! Who knows how many numbers we have until he reaches three? |
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− | Squidward: Three!! |
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− | Patrick: *Gasp* (SpongeBob and Patrick start digging very fast while Squidward is chasing them.) (Many buildings above ground collapse because of the digging) |
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− | (Scene cuts to the Krusty Krab being sunk) |
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− | Plankton: Yes! Now the Chum Bucket is the ''only'' resturant in town! (the Chum Bucket sinks underground) Nuts. |
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− | SpongeBob: (Scene cuts to the chase) (SpongeBob and Patrick are stopped because of a rock in the way) Must Dig! Ohhh! The rock's too hard! (Squidward comes towards them as they scream) |
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− | Squidward: (Rasping and breathing) '''YOUUUU....TWOOO....MORONS....SUNK MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!''' |
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− | SpongeBob & Patrick: We're sorry! |
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− | Squidward: '''I'M GONNA-''' (rumble noise) Uh, oh (the whole city falls undergroud) |
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− | SpongeBob: (cuts to next day) Ahhhh. (Whole town digging) Good Morning Squidward! Another Beautiful Day ''under'' Bikini Bottom! |
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− | Squidward: (picks up gear) I hate neighbors. |
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Revision as of 15:42, 25 August 2015
Template:EpisodeTr/144a
- [episode opens with SpongeBob and Patrick playing in Squidward's yard and annoying Squidward]
- Squidward: Stop playing... IN MY YARD!!!
- SpongeBob: Oh, we're not playing in your yard, Squidward, we're playing in our yards. We're just using your yard as a walkway.
- Patrick: No offence, but your yard gargles tartar sauce.
- Squidward: Well, pick one, and leave my yard out of it!!
- Patrick: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm good at choosing! Hmmmm... let's play innnn... SpongeBob's yard! No! Patrick's! Errrr... SpongeBob! [sobs] I'm terrible at choosing! Squidward! You choose!
- Squidward: I choose Patrick... [carries Patrick to his yard] to play in Patrick's yard... [carries SpongeBob to his yard] and SpongeBob in SpongeBob's yard. And nobody... [draws a rectangle around his house] IN HERE!! [leaves]
- Patrick: SpongeBob! [attempts to run around]
- SpongeBob: Patrick! [does the same over and over]
- Patrick: SpongeBob!
- SpongeBob: Patrick!
- Patrick: SpongeBob!
- SpongeBob: Patrick! [reaches road. He gasps] The road! [attempts to cross road but there's too much traffic] Patrick! What are we gonna do?
- Patrick: I'll mail myself to your house! [climbs in the mailbox, mailbox tips over and explodes]
- SpongeBob: Sit tight, Patrick! I'm coming to get you! [ties his hands around the mailbox and flings himself to Patrick] Nooo!!
- Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob.
- SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick. [flings back to his house] Patrick! Call me!
- Patrick: Okay! [both go back to their houses and Patrick calls]
- SpongeBob: [phone rings] SquarePants residence.
- Patrick: What are we gonna do?!
- SpongeBob: Hmmmm... have we ever dug a tunnel between our two houses?
- Patrick: No. [both put on digging gear and start digging tunnels underground, the tunnel says: "Eat at the Krusty Krab." Patrick sticks his head through a hole and reaches SpongeBob] SpongeBob?
- SpongeBob: Patrick?
- Both: We did it!
- SpongeBob: Tag! You're it! [Patrick runs through the hole. They both start playing tag]
- Patrick: Tag!You're it!
- SpongeBob: Tag! YOU'RE IT!
- Patrick: Tag! YOU'RE IT!!
- Squidward: [sleeping on his couch]
- SpongeBob: Peek-a-boo! I see you!
- Patrick: [laughs]
- Squidward: [fluffs pillow and falls back asleep]
- SpongeBob: You're it!
- Patrick: You're it! [both laugh]
- Squidward: [rips pillow with his head and gets some Jello] Must... block... out... noise! [puts jello on his head and sits down]
- Patrick: Knock, knock!
- SpongeBob: Who's there?
- Patrick: I don't know! [both laugh]
- Squidward: [jello melts off head. He goes outside] I thought I told you two to stay off my... [the yard is empty] yard. [hears a laugh coming from Patrick's rock] Patrick! [opens the rock] Patrick, would you shut...? [finds the rock empty] Where is he? [hears a laugh from SpongeBob's house] SpongeBob. [opens door] SpongeBob! [hears another laugh] SpongeBob, I am trying to... [opens the kitchen door] sleep? [hears another laugh. Heads upstairs. He opens the bathroom door. He opens SpongeBob's bedroom door. He opens the roof door] AHA! [sees Gary] Hey, Gary.
- Gary: Meow.
- Squidward: Where are those two morons? [flowers giggle and uproots them. hears more laughter and becomes scared out of his wits. stomps on the ground] WHERE ARE THEY?!
- SpongeBob: [laughing] Ohh.. Patrick, check out these roots!
- Patrick: They're dancing!
- SpongeBob: Do like the roots do, and do the Dirt Dance Davey! [does a dance that causes the ground to shake, Squidward's house sinks]
- Patrick: Squidward's house wants to play too!
- Squidward: My house! [climbs through the roof hatch and out the door]
- SpongeBob: Awww. Squidward's house looks like it has an upset tummy.
- Patrick: Must've been something it ate. [Squidward comes out door]
- SpongeBob: It ate Squidward!
- Patrick: [mumbles] That'll do it
- Squidward: [Sigh] I knew you two reprobates were behind this.
- SpongeBob: Yeah! We're reprobates!
- Squidward: That was an insult.
- Patrick: And we're insulted!
- Squidward: Why were you digging under my yard?
- SpongeBob: You told us not to walk on your yard, so, we walked under it.
- Squidward: But you buried my house!
- Patrick: No need to thank us.
- Squidward: THANK YOU?!?
- Patrick: You're welcome.
- Squidward: AHHHHHH!!! [attempts to get Patrick but runs away]
- Patrick: Missed.
- SpongeBob: Somebody wants to play Tag!
- Patrick: Tag! You're it! [runs]
- SpongeBob: Not it!
- Squidward: RRRRRRRR!!!!! [chases them]
- Patrick: Wheeeeeeee!
- SpongeBob: [Squidward grabs them and drags them back] Squidward wins!
- Squidward: Now, you're gonna play a new game called, "Digging Out my House!"
- SpongeBob: Oh boy! [SpongeBob and Patrick grab some gear]
- Squidward: And I'm gonna play "Sit and Relax" until you're finished. [closes door] Barnacle Brains. [sits down. Patrick breaks window and throws dirt. SpongeBob knocks on the roof and it collapses and blocks Squidward's door] SpongeBob! [opens the door]
- SpongeBob: Hi, Squidward [dirt comes rushing through the house and the window]
- Squidward: RRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
- SpongeBob: Yuh oh!
- Squidward: I'm warning you: If you don't put my house back where it belongs by the count of th-ree- [raises hand but only raises two so he uses his nose] Three. I am going to grind you into Chum! One!
- Patrick: AHHHH! HE'S COUNTING, ANYTHING BUT COUNTING! Quick, SpongeBob! Dig for your life!
- Squidward: Twwwwwwwwwooooooo!
- Patrick: He's already at Number Two! Who knows how many numbers we have until he reaches three?
- Squidward: Th-ree!!
- Patrick: [Gasp. SpongeBob and Patrick start digging very fast while Squidward is chasing them.. Many buildings above ground collapse because of the digging. Scene cuts to the Krusty Krab being sunk]
- Plankton: Yes! Now the Chum Bucket is the only restaurant in town! [the Chum Bucket sinks underground] Nuts.
- SpongeBob: [Scene cuts to the chase. SpongeBob and Patrick are stopped because of a rock in the way] Must Dig! Ohhh! The rock's too hard! [Squidward comes towards them as they scream]
- Squidward: [Gasping and breathing] Youuu....Twoo....Morons....SUNK MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!
- SpongeBob & Patrick: We're sorry!
- Squidward: I'M GONNA- [rumble noise] Uh, oh. [the ground shakes and whole city falls underground]
- SpongeBob: [cuts to next day] Ahhhh. [Whole town digging] Good Morning Squidward! Another Beautiful Day under Bikini Bottom!
- Squidward: [picks up gear] I hate neighbors.