Tension Bits was composed by Nicolas Carr, Sage Guyton, and Jeremy Wakefield. There are two versions.
Usage
(Version 1)
Episodes
- 75a. "Squidtastic Voyage" - SpongeBob tries to get the clarinet out of Squidward's throat.
- 77b. "Rule of Dumb" - Everyone goes away.
- 79a. "The Pink Purloiner" - "Attention, Bikini Bottom! My jellyfishing net has been stolen!"
- 79b. "Squid Wood" - SpongeBob appears in Squidward's painting; SpongeBob appears in Squidward's book.
- 80b. "The Gift of Gum" - "With your dirty sock and used toothbrush..."
- 82b. "Night Light" - SpongeBob and Patrick whimper.
- 83a. "Rise and Shine" - "Oh, my gosh! I'm late!"
- 85b. "Krabs à la Mode" - "Don't touch..."
- 87b. "Breath of Fresh Squidward" - Squidward gets zapped.
- 89a. "The Krusty Sponge" - Everyone yelling at SpongeBob.
- 93a. "Picture Day" - The garbage truck dumps SpongeBob.
- 97a. "20,000 Patties Under the Sea" - Plankton insulting people.
- 97b. "The Battle of Bikini Bottom" - "Grrrrr! You stop that right now!" (SpongeBob turns red)
- 99a. "The Two Faces of Squidward" - Squidward gets angry
- 100b. "Stanley S. SquarePants" - SpongeBob gets nervous.
- 101a. "House Fancy" - "What have you done to my living room?!"
- 102b. "Nautical Novice" - Mrs. Puff realizes that SpongeBob is missing.
- 104a. "Not Normal" - SpongeBob clenches.
- 105b. "Slide Whistle Stooges" - "I got to get out of here!"
- 106b. "Sun Bleached" - "It's time for me to get out!"
- 107a. "Giant Squidward" - People asking Squidward for favors
- 107b. "No Nose Knows" - Patrick removes the bandages
- 108b. "Plankton's Regular" - SpongeBob tries to get Nat to eat the Krabby Patty.
- 109a. "Boating Buddies" - "You've ruined my morning, you've ruined my lunch, and you're ruining my..."
- 113a. "Krusty Krushers" - "End it?!
- 115a. "Grandpappy the Pirate" - The cannon is shown to be made out of paper-mache.
- 115b. "Cephalopod Lodge" - Squidward angrilly rips off the chicken outfit.
- 116a. "Squid's Visit" - The camera zooms in on Squidward's face every time SpongeBob laughs; Three of Squidward's 492 self-portraits are shown.
- 117a. "Shuffleboarding" - The jail explodes.
- 119b. "Overbooked" - Sandy, Patrick and Mr. Krabs all yell at SpongeBob.
- 120a. "No Hat for Pat" - Patrick twirls the Krusty Krab sign around.
- 120b. "Toy Store of Doom" - Construction worker throws Patrick into the toy store.
- 121b. "Shell Shocked" - SpongeBob hits with the shelves.
- 122a. "Chum Bucket Supreme" - The Chum Bucket explodes.
- 122b. "Single Cell Anniversary" - Plankton gets angry.
- 125a. "Pineapple Fever" - "Go, Patrick, go!"
- 127a. "Tentacle-Vision" - "That's it! Everyone out!"
- 129b. "The Inside Job" - "Personal opinions? Knock-knock jokes?"
- 131a. "Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful" - Squidward gets angry.
- 132a. "Yours, Mine and Mine" - "It's my turn!"
- 133a. "The Curse of Bikini Bottom" - Dutchman's beard shaved off.
- 133b. "Squidward in Clarinetland" - "My clarinet!"
- 136a. "A Day Without Tears" - Squidward breaks his clarinet.
- 138a. "The Play's the Thing" - The customers demand Krabby Patties.
- 139b. "The Cent of Money" - Krabs sees people playing arcade games.
- 144a. "That Sinking Feeling" - Squidward gets angry.
- 145b. "Enchanted Tiki Dreams" - The next morning...
- 146b. "Earworm" - "SpongeBob, wake up!"
- 147a. "Hide and Then What Happens?" - Mrs. Puff lifts up the boat.
- 151b. "Love That Squid" - SpongeBob sneezes.
- 152b. "Perfect Chemistry" - The Nut Transporter stops working.
- 159. "A SquarePants Family Vacation" - "This looks more like a grayground."
- 162. "Ghoul Fools" - Krabs tries to take the last doubloon.
- 164b. "Pet Sitter Pat" - Patrick throws the phone out the window.
- 168a. "Restraining SpongeBob" - Squidward tries to pull his nose out of Patrick's mouth.
- 169a. "Are You Happy Now?" - "I...don't...want...a...HAPPIEST MEMORY!"
- 170a. "Free Samples" - The customers eat Plankton's free samples and get sick.
- 171b. "InSPONGEiac" - "Feeling jittery... heart pounding... teeth grinding!"
- 173b. "Demolition Doofus" - "No, SpongeBob, not again!"
- 174a. "Treats!" - SpongeBob tries hard to say "no."
- 179b. "Squirrel Record" - SpongeBob feeds Sandy chum.
- 180a. "Patrick-Man!" - Patrick-Man tries to pull off Mable's head. (High pitched)
- 180b. "Gary's New Toy" - Gary looking for SpongeBob.
- 181a. "License to Milkshake" - The customer tries to drink the milkshake.
- 181b. "Squid Baby" - Squidward's head swells up.
- 184a. "Jailbreak!" - "Hey! What did you say?"
- 184b. "Evil Spatula" - "Drat."
- 185. "It Came from Goo Lagoon" - "No, Patrick, don't!"
- 188b. "Yeti Krabs" - "Knit straw cozies, clean the soap, re-plane the grill..."
- 189. "SpongeBob You're Fired" - Squidward gets angry; Restaurant owners fight for SpongeBob.
- 190b. "Tutor Sauce" - SpongeBob tries to inch forward.
- 191a. "Squid Plus One" - Larry gets angry with Squidward for insulting him.
- 192b. "Pull Up a Barrel" - Thunderstorm.
- 193a. "Sanctuary!" - First time Squidward growls; Second time Squidward growls; Third time Squidward growls; Fourth time Squidward growls.
- 196a. "The Fish Bowl" - "Jeepers! I didn't see that coming."
- 196b. "Married to Money" - Mr. Krabs is about to tell Cashina the Krabby Patty formula.
- 199a. "Sold!" - Squidward growls.
- 199b. "Lame and Fortune" - Plankton says he wrote the fortunes.
- 200. "Goodbye, Krabby Patty?" - SpongeBob spits out a bunch of sand.
- 204a. "Mutiny on the Krusty" - Monster coughs up Squidward.
- 205b. "Mermaid Pants" - "That's it! I'm gonna clobber you two!"; "Could this be the end of our doofus duo?"
- 207a. "Mimic Madness" - Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, Mr. Krabs and Plankton imitate SpongeBob at once.
- 207b. "House Worming" - SpongeBob laughs crazily.
- 208a. "Snooze You Lose" - SpongeBob stuffs a pillow in Patrick's mouth.
- 208b. "Krusty Katering" - Water bed bursts.
- 210a. "Life Insurance" - "Better take two? Life insurance?"
- 211b. "Trident Trouble" - SpongeBob and Patrick see all the disaster.
- 212a. "The Incredible Shrinking Sponge" - SpongeBob grows in size.
- 212b. "Sportz?" - Squidward growls.
- 214b. "Out of the Picture" - Squidward gets angry.
- 218a. "Spin the Bottle" - Krabs shaking the bottle.
- 220. "The Legend of Boo-Kini Bottom" - Flying Dutchman hears SpongeBob laughing.
- 225a. "Cuddle E. Hugs" - Gum in Squidward's mouth; SpongeBob feeds Cuddle E. Hugs the last piece of the aged patty.
Shorts
- . "SpongeBob & You Save the Big Blue" - "Patrick's wasting water!"; SpongeBob screams.
- . "More Feeling" - Patrick hits the microwave.
(Version 2)
- 84a. "Spy Buddies" - "...Win!"
- 99a. "The Two Faces of Squidward" - Everyone bursts into Squidward's bathroom.
- 103a. "Spongicus" - Krabs gets angry.
- 104b. "Gone" - "What? A puppet of my old best friend?"
- 105b. "Slide Whistle Stooges" - Cops arrive.
- 107b. "No Nose Knows" - "Let's give him what for!"
- 108b. "Plankton's Regular" - SpongeBob tries to get Nat to eat a Krabby Patty.
- 113b. "The Card" - Patrick cleaning his grill with the card.
- 114b. "Ditchin'" - SpongeBob wants to pee.
- 126. "The Clash of Triton" - Citizens angry at SpongeBob.
- 128b. "Stuck in the Wringer" - SpongeBob struggles to get out.
- 129a. "Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy" - Sandy can't find her fur.
- 136a. "A Day Without Tears" - "SpongeBob, will you stop crying?"
- 136b. "Summer Job" - Mrs. Puff tears up the note.
- 137b. "Gary in Love" - Gary and bully snail growl at each other.
- 138b. "Rodeo Daze" - Everyone tries to leave.
- 140b. "Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Triangle" - "Wait a minute, I didn't make that Krabby Patty!"
- 144a. "That Sinking Feeling" - "One!"; "Two!"; "Three!"
- 154a. "Drive Thru" - SpongeBob struggles to give Larry his food.
- 155a. "A Friendly Game" - "Listen up!"
- 158b. "The Googly Artiste" - "SpongeBob! Patrick!"
- 194a. "Patrick! The Game" - "Oh, I get the rules all right"
- 201b. "Bulletin Board" - Squidward and Bubble Bass get into a wimp fight.
- 204a. "Mutiny on the Krusty" - SpongeBob struggles to rip the dime apart.
- 206a. "Unreal Estate" - "It's not an alarm clock, it's a countdown!"
- 208a. "Snooze You Lose" - Squidward spits out SpongeBob and Patrick.
- 208b. "Krusty Katering" - "These children are menaces!"