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The short begins with Squidward playing his clarinet. After that, he tells us to say "Happy birthday" to Taurus the bull. He talks about how Taurus is the most clumsy of all fish in all the Zodiac signs. Continuing on, Squidward talks about how Taurus tends to break delicate objects just by walking past them and if no one invites them to their house, then they are probably a Taurus. From now on, only buy things made out of rubber. Squidward predicts that for Taurus in the coming year, they will eat a wide variety of different foods. Squidward then ends the short by saying "I'm Squidward, your Nicktoon astrologer, reminding you that no matter what your sign is, you owe me 5 dollars" and then goes back to playing his clarinet.
- This short is tied with Crossing the Street, Documenting Our Road Trip, Gemini, Leo, Remodeling, and Plankton's Holiday Hits which all have a 10/10 on SpongeBuddy Mania.
- This is the last known Astrology with Squidward short.