The short begins with Squidward playing his clarinet. After that, he tells us to say "Happy birthday" to Taurus the bull. He talks about how Taurus is the most clumsy of all fish in all the Zodiac signs. Continuing on, Squidward talks about how Taurus tends to break delicate objects just by walking past them and if no one invites you to their house, then you are probably a Taurus. From now on, only buy things made out of rubber. Squidward predicts that for Taurus in the coming year, you will eat a wide variety of different foods. Squidward then ends the short by saying "I'm Squidward, your Nicktoon astrologer, reminding you that no matter what your sign, you owe me 5 dollars" and then he goes back to playing his clarinet.