The transcript has him saying "Any party to sta--!" but I really think it's "Any port in a storm!" That fits the theme better, anyway. Roundpants 19:37, December 24, 2011 (UTC)

No, he said, "Any porn in the store?"

It's definitely "Any port in the storm?". It's old sailor talk; Mr. Krabs is an old sailor. Mtw12055 (talk) 20:08, November 11, 2013 (UTC)

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