SpongeBob begins singing while cooking the patties. An annoyed Squidward tells him about real music and plays his clarinet, causing the customers to run away from the Krusty Krab. After being told to stop by Mr. Krabs, Squidward goes outside and throws a tantrum, complaining that no one appreciates music. Plankton, watching from the Chum Bucket, believes that Squidward may be the key to the formula.
Later, Plankton tries talking to Squidward, but he fails to. Then, he makes several attempts to trick Squidward, among these were pretending to be a girl scout and pretending to be one of Squidward's species, all resulting in Plankton getting the door literally slammed in his face. SpongeBob tells Plankton that he might gain Squidward's friendship if he compliments him on his music. Plankton later meets with Squidward and persuades him to play his clarinet. At first, Plankton is tormented by the awful clarinet music, but then wears earplugs to block the noise and pretends to like the music. Squidward marches across Bikini Bottom, playing his clarinet, and Plankton follows along, while everyone else is tormented by the noise. Plankton also sings a song about Squidward's clarinet music as Squidward plays bad notes on his clarinet.
This friendship, however, wouldn't last as Plankton tells Squidward about the secret formula. Squidward tells Plankton that despite 20 years of working, he had never seen the making of a Krabby Patty. Squidward tells Plankton that his music is getting better and plays his clarinet, making windows and mirrors across Bikini Bottom crack and break. Squidward then says that he is going to quit his job and become a full-time musician. Plankton gets so angry that his earplugs come off, and he is once again tortured by the noise. Plankton steals the clarinet, causing Squidward and SpongeBob to chase after him. Plankton is shortly confronted by the police about a "bad music" crime, and is arrested from being the only one to hold the clarinet. As he is driven away, the police car runs over Squidward's clarinet. After SpongeBob retrieves the broken clarinet, Squidward once again "hates people."
( ‣ ) Associated production music
( • ) Original music
( ◦ ) SpongeBob music
‣Unknown Track 3 - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [title card] ‣Sailor's Sting 2 - Michael Bolger, Nicolas Carr ["SpongeBob, what is that horrible racket?"] ‣Unknown Track 26 - Nicolas Carr ["He must have been listening to hard rock."] ‣Unknown Track 33 - "I don't care!" ‣ ? - Nicolas Carr, Barry Anthony [Squidward playing clarinet] ‣Nautical Hijinx - Nicolas Carr, Barry Anthony [Krabs takes Squidward's clarinet] ‣Clowning Around - Barry Anthony [Plankton spying] ‣Skipping to School - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [Squidward watering his garden] ‣Steel Licks (c) - Jeremy Wakefield [Squidward pours water on Plankton] ‣Skipping to School - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield ["You again?"] ‣Steel Sting (b) - Jeremy Wakefield [Squidward pours water on Plankton again] ‣Unknown Track 37 - Squidward slamming the door on Plankton ‣Fresh as a Daisy - George French [Plankton selling cookies] ‣Nude Sting - Nicolas Carr [Squidward slams the door] ‣Watch Out! - Dick Stephen Walter ["Plankton, what are you doing?"] ‣Cartoon Sting 3 - Plankton pretending to be Squidward's long lost relative ‣Steel Sting (r) - Jeremy Wakefield ["That's a fine way to treat a family member."] ‣Vibe Q Sting - Nicolas Carr ["Music?"] ‣Crescendo Fin 10 F# - Marcin Pospieszalski ["Oh, is that right?"] ‣Unknown Track 35 - Pat Irwin [Plankton in Squidward's music book] ‣ ? - Nicolas Carr, Barry Anthony [Squidward playing clarinet] •Clarinet Wizard - Aaron Springer, Eban Schletter [Plankton sings this] ‣Unknown Track 35 - Pat Irwin [Plankton asks what the secret formula is] ‣ ? - Nicolas Carr, Barry Anthony [Squidward playing clarinet] ‣Unknown Track 35 - Pat Irwin ["Thanks to you, I'm getting better and better as a musician."/"I'm going to quit my job at the Krusty Krab and become a full-time musician."] ‣Dramatic Bridge 4 - Phil Green [Plankton's earplugs fall out] ‣ ? - Nicolas Carr, Barry Anthony [Squidward playing clarinet] ‣Unknown Track 3 - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [Plankton runs with Squidward's clarinet/Squidward and SpongeBob chasing Plankton.] ‣Bikini Bottom Police - Nicolas Carr [Plankton arrested] ‣Unknown Hawaiian Sting (o) - Jeremy Wakefield [SpongeBob grabs Squidward's broken clarinet.] ‣Unknown Hawaiian Sting (p) - Jeremy Wakefield [ending]