"Survival of the Idiots" is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season two. In this episode, SpongeBob and Patrick get trapped in Sandy's treedome.
SpongeBob and Patrick race to Sandy's treedome
to hang out with her. However, the dome has a metal cover over it and a "Keep Out" sign on the front door. In the entryway, they find a television, which turns on and plays a video of Sandy dressed for bed and gobbling acorns. The recording of Sandy explains that she is hibernating for the winter and asks for no one (especially SpongeBob) to disturb her. However, Patrick opens the door anyway to reveal the dome's environment completely covered with snow.
SpongeBob and Patrick quickly take delight in the snow, even being able to remove their water helmets
because of the snow's moisture. Upon hearing a strange sound from Sandy's treehouse, the two of them go to investigate. They discover Sandy, many times her original size and sleeping soundly. At first, their gentle prodding and poking do nothing to wake her from her dreams of catching the outlaws Dirty Dan and Pinhead Larry.
Soon enough, though, their merrymaking takes its toll, and Sandy suddenly rises, assaulting SpongeBob and Patrick in her sleepy stupor. She then falls back into her bed, asleep once more. A pair of earmuffs is fashioned from Patrick's belly button lint and placed over Sandy's ears to prevent Sandy from waking up.
SpongeBob and Patrick leave her room to continue playing in the snow. They pretend to be the outlaws from Sandy's dream but start fighting over which one of them will play the part of Dirty Dan. Their roughhousing knocks Sandy's earmuffs loose, allowing her to hear the ruckus and set upon them and attacks them in further half-asleep fury. Being battered and bruised, and with the winter storm growing more intense, SpongeBob and Patrick try to leave but find that the door is frozen shut.
Unable to escape or survive in the cold weather, they go into Sandy's room and, throwing caution to the wind, rip off all her fur. With their new fur-lined winter attire, SpongeBob proclaims that they are now ready for the "longest, coldest winter ever!" However, winter immediately comes to an end, and Sandy wakes up with her winter pounds shed. She is surprised to see SpongeBob and Patrick but soon realizes that, with them wearing her fur, she has none left, so she becomes angry at them and Spongebob and Patrick realize that ripping her fur off wasn’t a good idea. However, Sandy is soon happily drinking lemonade with SpongeBob and Patrick, whose bodies are wrapped around her to provide her new spring coat to keep her warm until her fur grows back.
According to the season 2 DVD commentary and in the storyboard, there is a deleted scene where Sandy's bed was hanging from the ceiling, and there was much more saliva/drool. Also stated in the commentary, the original title was "Survival of the Morons."
‣ Down by the Riverside
|( ‣ ) Associated production music|
|( • ) Original music|
|( ◦ ) SpongeBob music|
- Jerry Burnham, Stephen Wade [title card]
‣ Vibe Sting - Nicolas Carr [metal cover over treedome]
‣ Folli the Foal - Andrew Fenner [Sandy on TV]
‣ Skaters Waltz - Emile Charles Waldteufel, George Wilson [snow inside treedome]
‣ Footsteps (b) - Dick Stephen Walter [Sandy snoring]
‣ Footsteps (c) - Dick Stephen Walter [Sandy snoring]
‣ Easy Days and Mellow Nights - Glen Sutton, Norris Wilson [Sandy talking in her sleep]
‣ Seaweed - Steve Belfer [Pat-back]
‣ Point of Departure (k) - Gregor F. Narholz [Sandy wakes up]
‣ Unpreventable - Gregor F. Narholz [Sandy roars]
‣ Easy Days and Mellow Nights - Glen Sutton, Norris Wilson [Sandy falls asleep again]
‣ Steel Licks (a) - Jeremy Wakefield ["All right, Pat!"]
‣ SpongeBob Closing Theme - Steve Belfer, Nicolas Carr [testing the earmuffs]
‣ Hilo Rag - Guy Fletcher ["You're under arrest!"]
‣ Monster Bug (a) - Gregor F. Narholz [Sandy wakes up again]
‣ Hog Fever (a) - Grahamg D.H. Preskett [Sandy chases SpongeBob]
‣ Time for Terror - Jack Dorsey [the lock is frozen]
‣ Face at the Window - Dick Walter ["Then we're stuck in here... until the door thaws... in spring."]
‣ Unease - Dick Walter ["Then we're stuck in here... until the door thaws... in spring."]
‣ Drowsy Reef - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [SpongeBob, Patrick freezing]
‣ ? - Nicolas Carr ["Maybe it's her fur!"]
‣ Footsteps of Horror - W. Merrick Farran ["Look at all that warm, toasty fur."]
‣ Night Chill - Dick Stephen Walter [pulling off Sandy's fur]
‣ Reckless Rufus - Jerry Burnham, Stephen Wade, Tom Layton [roll of tape]
‣ Spring Song - Felix Mendelssohn-Bartholdy, Fiachra Trench [spring arrives]
‣ Hog Fever (a) - Graham D.H. Preskett [the lock is still frozen]
‣ Fingerpickin' - John David Edmed, Vic Flick [closeups of SpongeBob and Patrick wearing fur]
‣ House of Horror - W. Merrick Farran [Sandy screams]
‣ Curse of Evil 2 [#46.02] - Gregor F. Narholz ["SpongeBob... Patrick..."]
‣ Down by the Riverside - Jerry Burnham, Stephen Wade [ending]
- As of June 11, 2016, The Internet Movie Database (IMDB) gives this episode a rating of 8.8/10 based on 237 ratings by users. TV.com users give this episode a rating of 8.9/10 based on 163 votes.
- "Survival of the Idiots" was ranked #34 during the Best Day Ever event on November 9–10, 2006.
- This episode could take place after "Prehibernation Week." However, Sandy explains hibernation to SpongeBob in that episode, yet he still does not know what it is in this episode.
- It previously snowed in the episode "Christmas Who?," however, SpongeBob and Patrick act like they have never seen it until this episode, but it could be due to the episodes not being in order.
- This episode takes place after "Texas" because SpongeBob mentions Sandy must be dreaming about Texas outlaws" and he and Patrick never knew what Texas was until the episode of the same name.
- Also, this episode takes place after "Snowball Effect", because in that episode Patrick can't make a snowball. In this episode, he can.
- Sandy's treedome was previously shown during the winter in "Bubble Buddy." However, oddly, that time she had to go south to survive it, unlike in this episode.
- The face that Patrick makes when he says, "Who you callin' Pinhead?," has been parodied countless times over the Internet and has become a popular YouTube meme.
- At the end of the episode, when the snow has melted, and Sandy first sees SpongeBob and Patrick with her fur, there is no water left in the treedome. However, this does not affect them.
- Similarly, earlier in the episode, when they depend on snow for hydration, they are not affected by the lack of snow while inside Sandy's tree.
- There are seven snowflakes on the title card.
- In Bahasa Indonesia, in the scene where Sandy is infuriated when SpongeBob and Patrick steal her fur, she grunts rather than mentioning their names (though its airing in Indonesia shows her yell their names out of anger along with grunts).
- Also, the scene where Sandy attacks SpongeBob and Patrick is rarely shown in Indonesia due to time constraints (as it was aired along with ads) and violence.
- According to the audio commentary, the original title was going to be "Survival of the Morons," but it was changed to "Survival of the Idiots" despite no difference between the two words.
- Aaron Springer considers this episode as the successor to "Prehibernation Week."
- In the pilot episode of FOX's drama series Fringe, the beginning of this episode can be seen briefly.
- In the Arabic dub, this episode is called "ألم السنجاب "(alam alssanjab)," which translates to "Squirrel Death."
- In the audio commentary for the episode, a storyboard artist, C.H. Greenblatt, had admitted to being lazy with having to draw the water helmets for SpongeBob and Patrick after they got into Sandy's treedome for the rest of the episode. Because of this, there is a scene where Patrick and SpongeBob take them off in the treedome because they realize that the snow melts to water. However, when it later becomes spring, SpongeBob and Patrick are still not wearing their water helmets in the treedome.
- In the Polish dub, this episode's title is "Nie dla głupoli," which translates to "Not for Idiots."
- In the Croatian dub, this episode is called "Kako Preživjeti?," which translates to "How to Survive?"
- This episode was paired with "Wormy" during the Massive Monster Mayhem Marathon.
- After Sandy grabs SpongeBob and Patrick the first time and goes back to bed, she is not wearing her blanket. The next time she appears, she is wearing it.
- When Sandy rips off the top of Patrick's head, fangs are shown in her mouth but are not seen any other time.
- When Sandy pounces on Patrick, and SpongeBob, the latter's feet are missing and Patrick has sharp teeth (right).
- SpongeBob's feet may be missing because they are buried in the sand.
- Sandy's lips do not move when she says "Oh look, it's SpongeBob and Patrick!"
- When SpongeBob is standing next to Patrick, he has ice and snow on his head. When he runs to the tree, it vanishes. When he returns to his spot, it is back on his head as if it never left.
- When spring arrives, SpongeBob and Patrick are not wearing helmets and do not dry up.
- When SpongeBob is in the hole and picks up a plank, there is another plank behind him. When the scene changes to Sandy, and back to SpongeBob, the plank is gone.
- When SpongeBob uses the tape on the tree, it has a dispenser, but when Patrick and SpongeBob use it on Sandy's fur, it does not.