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Superior by Squidward

"Superior" is the 16th track from "The Best Day Ever" album. It is performed by Squidward Tentacles. In this song, Squidward brags about how he is better than everyone else and describes the fancy living of someone superior.


I look out from my window at the losers down below.
I'm a king, and they're just bums.
I'm the toast among the crumbs.
The profile in the mirror gets more classic everyday.
Every feature, every trait.

Is this to be my fate? Oh, why was I made this way -ay?!
Blast you.
Superior. I'm so much better than you.
A cut above the rest.
In so many ways I'm blessed
Oh woe is me. What shall I do?
Superior. The creamy creme de la crop.
I'm flying on a higher plane.
Tried to drag me down your drain,
But I'll remain right here on top.
Thank you.
Eons and eons of devolving peons
Have just served to lower the bar.
It's survival of the dumbest,
While us great ones get punished,
In a world of black holes, I'm a star!
Superior. Oh, don't you wish you were me.
You're so bland, and I'm sublime.
A pearl cast before you swine,
But you're too blind to see.
A cut crystal jar. A fine caviar.
A bubble bath, and gold pinky rings.

Ascots and brie. Me, me, me, and more me.
Along with a quartet of strings.
Watch me work.
Wait for me now.
Well, somebody's flat.
My reed, sorry.
Now pick it up. 5, 6, 7, 8.
Superior. You ask me how I know.
The answer's so profound. Oh, how I dumb this down?

You inferior. Me superior.
Nothing makes me leerier than your gouache exterior!
I'm superior!
The next evolutionary step.
Music (VTE)

Original Theme HighlightsThe Best Day EverThe SpongeBob SquarePants MovieThe Yellow AlbumSpongeBob's Greatest HitsIt's a SpongeBob Christmas!Music from The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water

Theme SongA Day Like ThisAll You Need is FriendsThe Alphabet SongAttitude of GratitudeBack in EncinoBarnacles!Beautiful DreamerBee Line for the Tree LineThe Best Day EverBikini BottomBikini Bottom/Rock BottomBossy BootsThe Bubble SongCampfire Song SongCha-ChingChristmas Eve JittersChristmas Is MineClarinet WizardDead EyeDoing the SpongeDoin' the Krabby PattyDear FriendDon't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)Down the WellThe Dragon is HereElectric ZooEmployee of the MonthFishin' for MoneyFueling the BusThe F.U.N. SongGary Come HomeGive It All You GotGive Jellyfish Fields a ChanceGood-Bye, AtlantisGoofy Goober RockGoofy Goober SongThis Grill is Not a HomeHe's FlyingHey All You PeopleHey, Mean Mr. BossmanHigh Seas ChantIt's High Time We Went on TourHo Ho HoedownHot FruitcakeI Can't Keep My Eyes Off of YouIdiot FriendsIf I Could Talk to MoneyIf Only I Could Join YouThe Jellyfishing SongJust a KidKrabby Patty JingleThe Krusty Krab PizzaLivin' in the Sunlight, Lovin' in the MoonlightLoop de LoopMr. Krabs' SongMusical DoodleMy Tighty WhiteysNever Give UpNow That We're MenOcean ManOh Krusty KrabOh, My KarenPlankton's SongPatrick StarPretty Ribbons and BowsPrince Paul's Bubble PartyRidin' the HookRipped PantsRubber Hose RagRap BattleThe Road SongSandy's SongSanta Has His Jolly Little Eyes on MeSanta Won't Let You DownSnowflakesSo Long, Bikini BottomSpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of EnergyThe SpongeBob History SongSpongeBob ScaredyPantsSquidward's SongSquidward's Tiki LandSqueeze MeSuperiorSurfin' SummerSandy SquirrelSweet VictoryThat's the RodeoThank Gosh It's MondayTeamworkThey'll Soon DiscoverTexasThat's What Friends DoTwinkle, Twinkle, Patrick StarUnder My RockUnderwater SunThe Very First ChristmasWe've Got ScurvyWhen Worlds CollideWhere's GaryWe're the Ghouls of the Briny DeepWet, Wet ChristmasWho Wants to Race Me?You Will Obey!You Better SwimYou're Old

Short Songs
4-PlyCookie, Wookie, Teddy BearIt's All About You GirlIndoorsFor He's A Jolly Good RookieSquidly's 7 SongsBirthday Song for SquidwardBikini Bottom National AnthemI'm PatrickOff to WorkWe're Gonna Be PiratesPearl's Me DaughterStriped SweaterBest Friends Forever RingSanta's Coming TonightBrush, Brush, Brush My TeethWelcome Home, SandyLife on the PrairieEat at The Krusty KrabLaundry Song

Associated production music

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