Template:BTranscript (Bell Rings) (students Cheering)
Mrs. Puff: Have a good summer vacation, I'll see you all next Fall!
(SpongeBob smiling)
Mrs. Puff: Well.... Hopefully not all of you
Students: Weee! (As they run out)
Mrs. Puff: Time to vamoose!
SpongeBob: Oh Mrs. Puff!!??
(SpongeBob starts running towards Mrs. Puff)
Mrs. Puff (frightened) : Where are my keys!?
SpongeBob: Mrs. Puff!!??
Mrs. Puff (frightened) : Come on!
SpongeBob: I've got something for you!
(dumping everything out of her bag and finds the key, runs and jumps into her vehicle, hesitating, boat fails to start)
SpongeBob (in background) : MRS PUFF???
(running towards Mrs. Puff) Mrs. Puff (hesitating): I gotta get out of here!
(attempts to start the boat again then it starts, drives away, destroying the fence and looks back) Mrs. Puff (in relief): Phew! I lost him.
SpongeBob (as he appears in front of Mrs. Puff's Face): MRS. PUFF???
(Mrs. Puff screams)
SpongeBob (hands out note): Can I give you my note now?
Mrs. Puff (angry): WHY CAN'T YOU TAKE A HINT! (gasps)
(Smacks SpongeBob out of boat, but SpongeBob hangs on)
SpongeBob: Help!
Mrs. Puff: O DEAR, OF COURSE I'LL HELP.
- floors it and goes up a hill
- SpongeBob falls and rolls on the road and as he stops he shakes his head
SpongeBob: Mrs. Puff! *running* Dont forget to read the note!
Mrs. Puff: I WONT READ THIS THI- *note covers her eye* *screaming*
- Crashes into Krusty Krab and Mrs. Puff rolls up the note and observes the damage she caused
Mrs. Puff: *gasps in horror* oh no! not again! If my parole officer finds out i'll dont stand a chance! I'll be sentanced for life this time! *cries*
- Mr. Krabs walks by
Mr. Krabs: Hmmm ... Quite a conumdrum you have here. It will be a cryin shame to a certain someone if the information were to leak out to the authorities
Mrs. Puff. Please, dont tell the police, i'll be dead man if i get caught! I'll do anything!
Mr. Krabs: Its gonna cost a fortune to get this fixed. Thanks to you.
Mrs. Puff: Oh gracious meat, I DONT HAVE THAT KIND OF CASH!!
Mr. Krabs: I think we can work somthin out
Mrs. Puff: huh? You mean we should go out on a date?
Krabs: err... interestin, I had somthin else in mind
Krabs: Surprise SpongeBob! You got a new co-worker
SpongeBob: MRS PUFF!!
- Mrs. Puff gasps in horror
Krabs: She'll be filling in for Squidward while he's *Puts hat on Mrs. Puff's head* On vacation!
Krabs: Isint that right Mrs. Puff
Puff *sarcasticlly*: Thats right.
Krabs: She'll be workin unpaid until he returns. Wont she?
Puff *sarcasticlly* Yeah.
- Squidward walks in
Krabs: Squidward! I forgot to tell ya. You're taking a summer off! Have a good time! See ya!
- Closes door
Krabs: Phew! That was close.
Spngebob: It all sounds a bit mysterious to me. Oh but why should i care? Im workin with good'ol Mrs. Puff! Say, did you get my note?
Puff: NO I GOT YOUR NOTE ALRIGHT.
SpongeBob: So what do you think?
Puff: WHAT DID I THINK!!?? I THINK IT CAUSED ME TO-Lets just say, it changed my life.
Krabs: It certainly has. Now SpongeBob, would you please show mrs puff her new duties vis-a-vis with her recently changed life? i sure a snail cant be bothered to do it.
SpongeBob: Oh boy! I get to show you the ropes Mrs. Puff! Hey, its kind of like im the teacher! *laughs* Im gonne be teachin you now.
Puff: Patience is a virtue.
SpongeBob: Shall we start with the importance of good kitchen hygeine or the unabridged history of the patty?
Puff: Why dont we just start with my basic duties?
SpongeBob: Eager to get behind the wheel eh? I like it.
SpongeBob: Repeat after me, this is my register, there are many like it but this onw is mine!
Puff: There are many like it but this one is mine.
SpongeBob: now like a ships rudder this ol register is tempermental, when you hit the total key- what are you doing? *in shock* Youre not taking notes!? Always remember: Good Grades
SpongeBob & Puff: Always follow diligent notes!
Puff: I KNOW SPONGEBOB I TAUGHT YOU THAT PHRASE!!!
SpongeBob: Dont worry Mrs. Puff, you can borrow my notepad today!
- hands out a notepad to mrs puff
SpongeBob: now where was I.. oh yes! The total key is a bit sticky so youll gonna have to be forceful but not too forceful. Get it?
Puff: Forceful but not too forceful
SpongeBob: YOU DID! Diligence like this deserves a sticker!
(U. R. GR8!)
SpongeBob: Collect 10 and your entitled to a super sticker!
(SUPER!)
SpongeBob: Why dont we work on our customer service with a little role playing, i'll be the cus- tomer and you show me your best and friendliest service hmm? *runs*
Puff: Fine...
- French dressed SpongeBob walks in
SpongeBob *in a french accent*: Good day ma lady, charmed amchura.
Puff: Heh, funny costume SpongeBob.
SpongeBob *in a french accent*: Forgive me i know not of this SpongeBob fellow. My name is Yukthomas Féyêdêmuffin and i entered your place of bussiness in hope to proclearing lunch on this fine day.
Puff: Of course Mr. Féyêdêmuffin. What would you like to eat today?
SpongeBob: Psst, Mrs. Puff its me SpongeBob, I think it will go smoother if you referr to him as "duke"
Puff: You mean to refer to you as Duke
Duke: Of curse how else one refer to me, i am a duke after all, now i shall fancy a meal if quite alright with you
Puff: Ok Duke, What will you have?
Duke: I shall have.. Beans on toast please.
Puff: All right, one beans on toast coming up!
SpongeBob: Psst, Mrs. Puff, SpongeBob again, you better inform the Duke that we dont serve beans on toast.
Puff *Gets angry*: THIS IS JUST REDICULOUS!! WOULD YOU SIMPLY EXPLAIN MY DUTIES PLEASE???!!!
- Krabs walks by
Krabs: What are you doing yelling at me customers? The duke here is one of me regulars and i dont need to explain what happens when you start when you start losing your regularity do I?
Puff: Oh dear.. Message recieved Mr, Krabs.
Krabs : Just dont let it happen again, Puff.
SpongeBob: Well I see you have a little trouble getting in gear there, but you'll be in the fast lane before you know it!
- Customer enters
SpongeBob: Ah! Here comes another customer! Let's see if you can apply what you learned!
Puff: Welcome to the Krusty Krab sir. May I take your order?
SpongeBob: YES!
Customer: 1 Krabby Patty please?
Puff: $1 Please. Thank you.
- SpongeBob pops up from the register
SpongeBob: Good job Mrs. Puff! Now all thats left is to submit the order to the cook.
Puff: ONE KRABBY PATTY!!
SpongeBob: Oh Mrs. Puff!
Puff: What?
SpongeBob: It must of slipped your mind that you need to submit the order in writing as well. Its the only way to ensure maximum clearity.
Puff: FINE!! HERE'S YOUR WRITTEN FORM!!
SpongeBob: 1 Krabby Patty. Mrs. Puff
Puff: What now??
SpongeBob: I can't begin cooking until the bell is rung.
- Puff smashes the bell
SpongeBob: Thank you! Although a smidge less rigorous next time please?\
- Puff mutters
- SpongeBob rings the smashed bell
SpongeBob: Order up!
SpongeBob: You done well so far student! Now we deliver the item to the customer. Be cautious, but swift. Oh I wouldn't go that way if I were you. It's faster if you go this way Mrs. P
SpongeBob: Look out for the barrel!
Puff: I'LL GIVE YOUR BARR-
- Trips on the barrel
SpongeBob: Watch for pedestrians!
- Continues tripping on the barrel, causing havoc.
SpongeBob: Pot hole!
- bumps on the hole, barrel goes even faster
SpongeBob: Look out, Mrs. Puff!
- SpongeBob Runs towards her and jumps on
SpongeBob: Time for evasive action!
- Uses Mrs.Puff's hair for steering
- Puff continues to scream, as barrel continues wercks havoc and ends up on the ceiling and falls
- Krabby Patty stacks up in air and ends up perfectly on the customer's table
SpongeBob: And the patty is unscathed! Way to go Mrs. Puff! Your first satisfied customer! Although I have to deduct points for that landing though.
Puff *inflates* : THATS IT! I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!! THIS ISIN'T WORTH IT!!!
- Bounces out, dystroying the enternce door and into her boat
Puff: I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED ANY LONGER!!!!
- stares at the note
SpongeBob: Dont forget to read the note!
Puff: YOU!!! IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU I GOT STUCK IN THIS MESS!!!
- Rips nota and throws it on the ground
Police: Hold it right there! Well, well, well, if it ain't Mrs. Puff. I saw what you did.
Puff *gulps* : I. You did?
Police: Yeah.
Puff *nervously*: Oh please! I didin't mean to do it! I swear!
Police: It's too late for swearing Puff! The evidence is right here.
- points at ripped paper
Police: You littered, now you'er going to the stoney lonesome
Puff: Littered? Your absolutely right officer! Yes! I sure did litter! That's what i did!
Police: Yeah, all right. You're under arrest now
Puff *as police cuffs her*: No problem officer, time by myself in the stoney lonesome is just what I need!
Police: Tell it to the jugde Mrs. Puff!
- Police car drives away as Mrs. Puff laughs
- marks a tally
Puff: 1 day down, 2528 days to go! Thats just shy of 4 years without SpongeBob! I'm going to enjoy this!
Police: Get up Puff! The judge says you have to go to traffic school.
Puff: Oh Wow! A Driver's Education class! This is just how I made a living except without HIM. Delightful!
SpongeBob: Good day class!
- Puff Screams, smacks herself with a book
Puff: I MUST BE HAVING A NIGHTMARE!! WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?!
SpongeBob: Didn't you read the note Mrs'Puff? Here, I taped it together and save it just in case. Dear Mrs.Puff I'm following in your footsteps and got a job as a driver's ed teacher for the summer. ♥ SpongeBob
- Puff screams and tries to escape and cuffs her leg to the chair
SpongeBob: Now let's open our driver's ed handbooks to chapter 1.
(Puffs screams uncontrollably)