Summer Job/transcript

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• [episode starts with the bell ringing and everyone cheers]
• Mrs. Puff: Have a good summer vacation, I'll see you all next Fall! [SpongeBob smiles] Well... Hopefully not all of you.
• Students: Weee!
• Mrs. Puff: Time to vamoose!
• SpongeBob: Oh, Mrs. Puff!!?? [starts running towards Mrs. Puff]
• Mrs. Puff: [frightened] Where are my keys!?
• SpongeBob: Mrs. Puff!!??
• Mrs. Puff: [frightened] Come on!
• SpongeBob: I've got something for you! [dumping everything out of her bag and finds the key, runs and jumps into her vehicle, hesitating, boat fails to start. in background] Mrs. Puff?? [running towards Mrs. Puff]
• Mrs. Puff: [hesitating] I gotta get out of here! [attempts to start the boat again then it starts, drives away, destroying the fence and looks back. in relief] Phew! I lost him.
• SpongeBob: [appears in front of Mrs. Puff's Face] Mrs. Puff??? [Mrs. Puff screams. SpongeBob hands out note] Can I give you my note now?
• Mrs. Puff: [angry] WHY CAN'T YOU TAKE A HINT?! [gasps and smacks SpongeBob out of boat, but SpongeBob hangs on]
• SpongeBob: Help!
• Mrs. Puff: OH DEAR, OF COURSE I'LL HELP. [floors it and goes up a hill. SpongeBob falls and rolls on the road and as he stops he shakes his head.]
• SpongeBob: Mrs. Puff! [running] Don't forget to read the note!
• Mrs. Puff: I WON'T READ THI- [note covers her eye. she screams, crashes into Krusty Krab and then rolls up the note and observes the damage she caused. gasps in horror] Oh no! Not again! If my parole officer finds out, I don't stand a chance! I'll be sentenced for life this time! [cries. Mr. Krabs walks by]
• Mr. Krabs: Hmmm... Quite a conundrum you have here. It will be a cryin' shame to a certain someone if the information were to leak out to the authorities
• Mrs. Puff: Please, don't tell the police, I'll be dead man if I get caught! I'll do anything!
• Mr. Krabs: It's gonna cost a fortune to get this fixed. Thanks to you.
• Mrs. Puff: Oh, gracious meat, I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF CASH!!
• Mr. Krabs: I think we can work something out
• Mrs. Puff: Huh? You mean we should go out on a date?
• Mr. Krabs: Err... interesting, I had something else in mind. Surprise SpongeBob! You got a new co-worker.
• SpongeBob: Mrs. Puff!! [Mrs. Puff gasps in horror]
• Mr. Krabs: She'll be filling in for Squidward while he's... [puts hat on Mrs. Puff's head] ...on vacation! Isn't that right, Mrs. Puff?
• Mrs. Puff: [sarcastically] Thats right.
• Mr. Krabs: She'll be workin unpaid until he returns. Wont she?
• Mrs. Puff: [sarcastically] Yeah. [Squidward walks in]
• Mr. Krabs: Squidward! I forgot to tell ya. You're taking a summer off! Have a good time! See ya! [closes door] Phew! That was close.
• Spongebob: It all sounds a bit mysterious to me. Oh but why should I care? I'm working with good old Mrs. Puff! Say, did you get my note?
• Mrs. Puff: OH, I GOT YOUR NOTE ALRIGHT.
• SpongeBob: So what do you think?
• Mrs. Puff: WHAT DID I THINK!!?? I THINK IT CAUSED ME TO- Lets just say, it changed my life.
• Mr. Krabs: It certainly has. Now SpongeBob, would you please show Mrs. Puff her new duties vis-a-vis with her recently changed life? 'Cause I'm sure a snail can't be bothered to do it.
• SpongeBob: Oh boy! I get to show you the ropes Mrs. Puff! Hey, its kind of like I'm the teacher! [laughs] I'm gonna be teaching you now.
• Mrs. Puff: Patience is a virtue.
• SpongeBob: Shall we start with the importance of good kitchen hygiene or the unabridged history of the patty?
• Mrs. Puff: Why don't we just start with my basic duties?
• SpongeBob: Eager to get behind the wheel eh? I like it. Repeat after me, this is my register, there are many like it but this one is mine!
• Mrs. Puff: There are many like it but this one is mine.
• SpongeBob: Now like a ships rudder this old register is temperamental. When you hit the total key... What are you doing? [in shock] You're not taking notes!? Always remember: Good Grades.
• SpongeBob and Mrs. Puff: Always follow diligent notes!
• Mrs. Puff: I KNOW, SpongeBob. I TAUGHT YOU THAT PHRASE!!!
• SpongeBob: Don't worry, Mrs. Puff, you can borrow my notepad today! [hands out a notepad to Mrs. Puff] Now, where was I... Oh yes! The total key is a bit sticky so you're gonna have to be forceful but not too forceful. Get it?
• Mrs. Puff: Forceful but not too forceful.
• SpongeBob: YOU DID! Diligence like this deserves a sticker! [U. R. GR8!] Collect 10 and your entitled to a super sticker! [SUPER!] Why don't we work on our customer service with a little role playing, I'll be the customer and you show me your best and friendliest service, hmm? [runs]
• Mrs. Puff: Fine... [french dressed SpongeBob walks in]
• SpongeBob: [in a french accent] Good day ma lady, charmed, I'm sure.
• Mrs. Puff: Heh, funny costume SpongeBob.
• SpongeBob: [in a french accent] Forgive me, I know not of this SpongeBob fellow. My name is Yukthomas Féyêdêmuffin and I entered your place of business in hope to pro-clearing lunch on this fine day.
• Mrs. Puff: Of course Mr. Féyêdêmuffin. What would you like to eat today?
• SpongeBob: Psst, Mrs. Puff, it's me, SpongeBob, I think it will go smoother if you refer to him as "duke".
• Mrs. Puff: You mean to refer to YOU as Duke
• Duke: Of course, how else one refer to me? I am a duke after all, now I shall fancy a meal if quite alright with you
• Mrs. Puff: OK, DUKE, what will you have?
• Duke: I shall have... Beans on toast please.
• Mrs. Puff: All right, one beans on toast coming up!
• SpongeBob: Psst, Mrs. Puff, SpongeBob again, you better inform the Duke that we don't serve beans on toast.
• Mrs. Puff: [gets angry] THIS IS JUST RIDICULOUS!! WOULD YOU SIMPLY EXPLAIN MY DUTIES PLEASE???!!! [Mr. Krabs walks by]
• Mr. Krabs: What are you doing yelling at me customers? The duke here is one of me regulars, and I don't need to explain what happens when you start losing your regularity, do I?
• Mrs. Puff: Oh dear.. Message received, Mr. Krabs.
• Mr. Krabs: Just don't let it happen again, Puff.
• SpongeBob: Well, I see you have a little trouble getting in gear there, but you'll be in the fast lane before you know it! [customer enters] Ah! Here comes another customer! Let's see if you can apply what you learned!
• Mrs. Puff: Welcome to the Krusty Krab, sir. May I take your order?
• SpongeBob: YES!
• Customer: 1 Krabby Patty please?
• Mrs. Puff: $1 please. Thank you. [SpongeBob pops up from the register]
• SpongeBob: Good job, Mrs. Puff! Now all that's left is to submit the order to the cook.
• Mrs. Puff: ONE KRABBY PATTY!!
• SpongeBob: Oh, Mrs. Puff!
• Mrs. Puff: What?
• SpongeBob: It must have slipped your mind that you need to submit the order in writing as well. It's the only way to ensure maximum clarity.
• Mrs. Puff: FINE!! HERE'S YOUR WRITTEN FORM!!
• SpongeBob: [reading form] 1 Krabby Patty. Uh, Mrs. Puff?
• Mrs. Puff: What now??
• SpongeBob: I can't begin cooking until the bell is rung. [Mrs. Puff smashes the bell] Thank you! Although a smidge less rigorous next time please? [Mrs. Puff mutters angrily. SpongeBob rings the smashed bell] Order up! You done well so far student! Now all that's left is to deliver the item to the customer. Be cautious, but swift. Oh, I wouldn't go that way if I were you. It's faster if you go this way, Mrs. P. Look out for the barrel!
• Mrs. Puff: I'LL GIVE YOUR BARR- [trips on the barrel]
• SpongeBob: Watch for pedestrians! [continues tripping on the barrel, causing havoc] Pot hole! [bumps on the hole, barrel goes even faster] Look out, Mrs. Puff! [runs towards her and jumps on] Time for evasive action! [uses Mrs. Puff's hair for steering. Mrs. Puff continues to scream, as barrel continues wreaks havoc and ends up on the ceiling and falls. Krabby Patty stacks up in air and ends up perfectly on the customer's table] And the patty is unscathed! Way to go Mrs. Puff! Your first satisfied customer! Although I have to deduct points for that landing though.
• Mrs. Puff: [inflates] THAT'S IT! I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!! THIS ISN'T WORTH IT!!! [bounces out, shattering the Krusty Krab doors and bouncing into her car] I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED ANY LONGER!!!! [stares at the note]
• SpongeBob: Don't forget to read the note!
• Mrs. Puff: YOU!!! IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU I GOT STUCK IN THIS MESS!!! [rips note and throws it on the ground]
• Police: Hold it right there! Well, well, well, if it ain't Mrs. Puff. I saw what you did.
• Mrs. Puff: [gulps] I. You did?
• Police: Yeah.
• Mrs. Puff [nervously] Oh please! I didn't mean to do it! I swear!
• Police: It's too late for swearing Mrs. Puff! The evidence is right here. [points at ripped paper] You littered, now you're going to the stoney lonesome.
• Mrs. Puff: Littered? Your absolutely right officer! Yes! I sure did litter! That's what I did!
• Police: Yeah, all right. You're under arrest now.
• Mrs. Puff: [police cuffs her] No problem officer, time by myself in the stoney lonesome is just what I need!
• Police: Tell it to the judge Mrs. Puff! [police car drives away as Mrs. Puff laughs. marks a tally]
• Mrs. Puff: 1 day down, 2,528 to go! That's just shy of 4 years without SpongeBob! I'm going to enjoy this!
• Police: Get up Puff! The judge says you have to go to traffic school.
• Mrs. Puff: Oh Wow! A Driver's Education class! This is just how I made a living except without HIM. Delightful!
• SpongeBob: Good day class! [Mrs. Puff Screams and smacks herself with a book]
• Mrs. Puff: I MUST BE HAVING A NIGHTMARE!! WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?!
• SpongeBob: Didn't you read the note, Mrs. Puff? Here, I taped it together and saved it just in case. [reads the note] Dear Mrs. Puff, I'm following in your footsteps and got a job as a Driver's Ed teacher for the summer. ♥ SpongeBob. [Mrs. Puff tries to escape, but the police get her and cuffs her leg to the chair] Now let's open our Driver's Ed handbooks to Chapter 1. [Mrs. Puff sobs uncontrollably. episode ends]