Steel Sting

Steel Sting was composed by Jeremy Wakefield. It's played in very many episodes during the scenes when the main characters do something silly.

(Original Version)

• Patty Hype - Transition from Mr. Krabs being left alone to SpongeBob talking to Mr. Krabs.
• Christmas Who? - "Uh, he should be here any minute."
• Squidville - Close-up of the apology cake.
• Gary Takes a Bath - "So, that's how you want to play it, huh?"
• The Secret Box - The Best Friends Forever ring is shown.
• I'm With Stupid - "...but never box-chested!"
• Squid on Strike - Mr. Krabs sits down.
• SpongeGuard on Duty - The "DO NOT CROSS" changes to "ICE CREAM".
• Just One Bite (DELETED SCENE) - After the second explosion.
• The Bully - "Oh, that's real nice."
• Idiot Box - "Laugh at me, will they?"
• Squilliam Returns - "It worked! I can't believe it!"
• Party Pooper Pants - "This party was a complete disaster."
• Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V - The pipsqueak patty is shown.
• Mid-Life Crustacean - "8:01 PM."
• Missing Identity - "Could I have another hint?"; The very end.
• The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie - "Stupid kid."
• Shell of a Man - "Huh?"
• Krabs vs. Plankton - The briefcase opens.
• Skill Crane - "Yes! Yes I do!"
• Dunces and Dragons - "Actually, I'm supposed to kick you out."
• Patrick SmartPants - clarinet mouthpiece covered in saliva.
• Krusty Towers - Mr. Krabs gives the hamburger back.
• Mrs. Puff, You're Fired - "I might need a couple of minutes."
• Ghost Host - SpongeBob whispers to The Flying Dutchman.
• Whale of a Birthday - "Bubble wrap!"
• Karate Island - "Oh, brother."
• Wishing You Well - SpongeBob lowered into the well.
• New Leaf - SpongeBob's eyes are shown to be peeled.
• Squidtastic Voyage - Close-up of the reed.
• Born to Be Wild - The overreaction flashback ends.
• Best Frenemies - "Aw, phooey."
• The Pink Purloiner - "I'm all done."
• Squid Wood - Squidward paints "NO" on the canvas.
• The Gift of Gum - "You sure are a big boy, aren't you?"
• Spy Buddies - SpongeBob and Patrick's faces are shown to be smeared.
• New Digs - "Ew!"
• Krabs à La Mode - "Oh, thanks a..."
• Bucket Sweet Bucket - Patrick wears a watermelon for a hat.
• To Love a Patty - The moldy patty is shown.
• Breath of Fresh Squidward - "A smiley face with dimples?"
• SpongeBob vs. The Patty Gadget - Squidward is shown to have acne.
• Slimy Dancing - Squidward is revealed.
• The Krusty Sponge - The customers leave the Krusty Krab.
• Sing a Song of Patrick - The band manager gags.
• The Donut of Shame - Patrick runs up and falls again.
• Pat No Pay - Patrick throws trash bags down the chute.
• Blackened Sponge - SpongeBob finishes telling his story in the Krusty Krab.
• Mermaid Man vs. SpongeBob - After Plankton stomps on the box.
• Pest of the West - "Where do you get these guys?"; Squidward's design.
• The Battle of Bikini Bottom - "Ugh! That's not what happened!"
• What Ever Happened to SpongeBob? - SpongeBob crashes into pots and pans.
• The Two Faces of Squidward - "Right."
• SpongeHenge - "Later..."
• Banned in Bikini Bottom - "Thanks again, Al."
• House Fancy - Squidward's phone rings.
• Penny Foolish - "Darn."
• Spongicus - Everyone goes back to their seats.
• The Splinter - "You have got to go... now."
• Sun Bleached - "You look like you could use an ice cream."
• Giant Squidward - "Uh...I'm a lamppost."
• No Nose Knows - Patrick sees the imported cheese.
• Patty Caper - Patrick laughs.
• Plankton's Regular - Plankton groans.
• Boating Buddies - "Jerk."
• The Krabby Kronicle - "Looks boring, can I just have a krabby patty?"
• The Slumber Party - The boiling oil is shown.
• SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One - "Great."; The Flying Dutchman gets knocked out; The Flying Dutchman groans.
• Choir Boys - Squidward sighs.
• Krusty Krushers - "Hmm? Oh, yeah."
• The Card - "Not so fast."
• Grandpappy the Pirate - The Krusty Krew is shown dressed as pirates.
• Cephalopod Lodge - "Do we get to join the lodge?"
• Squid's Visit - "24 hours later."
• To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants
• Shuffleboarding - SpongeBob gets hit with the Mermarang.
• Professor Squidward - The metronome is shown.
• Komputer Overload - Squidward shuts the news off.
• Gullible Pants - "I split me nail."
• Overbooked - "What's under your gown?
• No Hat for Pat - "I feel like a million bucks."
• Toy Store of Doom - SpongeBob and Patrick sigh.
• Sand Castles in the Sand - Sand money is shown.
• Chum Bucket Supreme - Karen sighs.
• Single Cell Anniversary - "It's our wedding anniversary!"
• Truth or Square - Squidward gets knocked out; "Quick, into me office before anyone sees us!"
• Pineapple Fever - SpongeBob stepped on a nail.
• I Heart Dancing - "I'm still not convinced."
• Growth Spout - "Blarney stone, that's a horrible reek!"
• The Inside Job - Plankton sighs.
• Model Sponge - SpongeBob gets fired from his job as a bank teller; "I've seen clams with more talent than you."
• Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful - A ticket falls to the ground.
• Yours, Mine and Mine - Patrick pays for the kiddie meal.
• The Curse of Bikini Bottom - "Hey! We're still ghosts!"
• SpongeBob's Last Stand - "Think this piece will get the point across?"
• Back to the Past - Patrick ate all the tartar sauce.
• A Day Without Tears - "Oh, well, sunset's over."
• One Coarse Meal - "Clever."
• The Play's the Thing - Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob laugh.
• Rodeo Daze - "Get out of my suit!"
• The Cent of Money - "Uh, yeah..."
• The Curse of the Hex - "Oh, boy, some people."
• The Main Drain - "I have no idea."
• Sponge-Cano! - "Oh, yes, of course, ma'am."
• The Great Patty Caper - SpongeBob and Patrick get up.
• That Sinking Feeling - "It ate Squidward."
• Buried in Time - SpongeBob throws the toast into the time capsule.
• The Abrasive Side - "Can you scratch my back?"
• Earworm - Squidward groans.
• Hide and Then What Happens? - Squidward sighs.
• The Masterpiece - The museum collapses.
• Whelk Attack - "Hey, Gary."
• Tunnel of Glove - Two very boring minutes later...
• The Wreck of the Mauna Loa - "Keep the change, my good man."
• New Fish in Town - Squidward burns the candle at both ends.
• Love That Squid - "...very allergic to tulips."
• Perfect Chemistry - "Aw, nuts."; Mr. Krabs groans.
• Accidents Will Happen - Squidward's voice echoes.
• The Other Patty - "Hey, how come you're not trampled?"
• Drive Thru - The hole becomes bigger.
• A Friendly Game - The crowd mumbles.
• Sentimental Sponge - "Hi!"
• Frozen Face-Off - "Best of luck to you."; "Ew!"
• Squidward's School for Grown-Ups - "You've only gone up three steps."
• The Googly Artiste - "Well, about, um..."
• A SquarePants Family Vacation - Patrick drools.
• Walking the Plankton - "Boy, if I weren't already on parole..."
• Mr. Krabs Takes a Vacation - "Daddy, one of your employees is in the backseat!"
• Ghoul Fools - "His bad breath is incredible."; SpongeBob and Patrick run into the Krusty Krab doors.
• Barnacle Face - "I don't think the spatula's gonna work."
• Pet Sitter Pat - The food can falls on Gary.
• Smoothe Jazz at Bikini Bottom - "But I dazzle...hmm."; Squidward's eyelid twitches.
• The Way of the Sponge - "It's the onions."
• Bubble Troubles - "I say what?"
• Bubble Buddy Returns - The glass menagerie breaks; Shiny grows a second head.
• Restraining SpongeBob - Mr. Krabs wipes the mustard off his butt with Squidward's restraining order.
• Fiasco! - Mr. Krabs places SpongeBob near Squidward.
• Home Sweet Rubble - "Against my will, I might add."
• Karen 2.0 - Squidward sees that he has to clean the toilet.
• Face Freeze! - *muffled* "No! I can't move me face!"
• Squiditis - "Hi, SpongeBob..."
• Treats! - "STOP IT!"
• For Here or To Go? - SpongeBob is shown stuffed inside the trumpet.
• It's a SpongeBob Christmas!
• Super Evil Aquatic Villain Team Up is Go!
• Chum Fricassee - Mr. Krabs walks in the distance, laughing.
• Move It or Lose It - Squidward's gone.
• Hello Bikini Bottom! - speaker blows up.
• Squirrel Record - Sandy gulps.
• License to Milkshake - Everyone laughs after SpongeBob says that the scooper is an "ice cream spatula".
• Squid Baby - "This game's kinda dangerous."
• Bumper to Bumper - Mrs Puff inflates.
• Jailbreak! - Plankton fall on the floor.
• It Came from Goo Lagoon - a Goo splattered on Squidward.
• Plankton's Pet - "Aww..."
• Kenny the Cat - "Hopeless."
• Yeti Krabs - SpongeBob made a giant dirty gum.
• SpongeBob You're Fired - Patrick punches his forehead.

Steel Sting (a)

• The Secret Box - "Isn't it great?"
• Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm - "This critter put up some sort of fight. But I'm from Texas, and as you can see, no worm is a match for me. I even found my tail!"
• Nasty Patty - "Take that, you zombie!"
• Wet Painters - "Oh well, I guess no harm done. All right boys, you’re free to go."
• Chocolate With Nuts- "It does my heart good to con a couple of Class A suckeroonies like those two! HA HA HA!"
• Graveyard Shift - "Nosferatu!"
• SpongeBob Meets the Strangler - "Those officers are right. I need a bodyguard."
• Shell of a Man - SpongeBob eats the Krabby Patty.
• Good Neighbors - Squidward gets taken to the hospital.
• Mrs. Puff, You're Fired - Mrs. Puff inflates.
• Whale of a Birthday - The pony imagines Pearl riding it.
• That's No Lady - "There you go, Patrick."
• Night Light - A light appears in Patrick's house.
• New Digs - SpongeBob's clothes hit Squidward in the head.
• Krabs a la Mode - "That's why I wore mittens."
• Slimy Dancing - "Oh, you are a true friend."
• The Krusty Sponge - Mr. Krabs puts Squidward on kitchen duty.
• The Krusty Plate - "All ready, Mr. Krabs! Just gotta clock out..."
• Picture Day - "Fiddlesticks. Missed again."
• Pest of the West - The exterior of the library.
• The Battle of Bikini Bottom - "Did you get any of Patrick's gold?"
• Krabby Road - "I... love it!"
• Penny Foolish - "Hey, this isn't gum at all."
• Gone - SpongeBob crashes through his house.
• Patty Caper - Patrick squirts mustard on the briefcase.
• The Slumber Party - SpongeBob puts on a mustache.
• Grooming Gary - The ending.
• Choir Boys - Squidward rides away.
• The Card - Patrick picks his teeth with the card.
• Grandpappy the Pirate - Patrick gargles.
• Squid's Visit - "I'll find the vacuum myself."
• Professor Squidward - SpongeBob tickles himself.
• Komputer Overload - "What is wrong with people?"
• No Hat for Pat - "Anything for my new hat!"
• Tentacle-Vision - SpongeBob leaves to go get Patrick.
• Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful - Squidward takes a kid's wagon.
• Yours, Mine, and Mine - "Hold on, buster!"
• The Curse of Bikini Bottom - "Yay!"
• A Day Without Tears - "I'm gonna watch it all night!"
• The Play's the Thing - The Squidward balloon's nose deflates.
• Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Triangle - "Hey, gumballs!"
• Sponge-Cano! - Squidward falls down the stairs.
• That Sinking Feeling - Squidward sees that his house is underground.
• Buried in Time - Patrick finds a yo-yo.
• The Wreck of the Mauna Loa
• New Fish in Town - SpongeBob and Patrick blow bubbles.
• Big Sister Sam - "That oaf makes a better bulldozer than a sister!"
• Accidents Will Happen - "I'll go get the massage oil now."
• Frozen Face Off - Gary scares away the worms.
• Squidward's School for Grown Ups - "Security!"
• The Googly Artiste - "You can borrow mine."
• Mermaid Man Begins - "So sorry to have to put such a wrinkle in your plans!"
• Plankton's Good Eye - SpongeBob takes out his backup milk.
• Barnacle Face - Two customers leave the Krusty Krab.
• Pet Sitter Pat - Patrick answers the phone again.
• Bubble Buddy Returns - SpongeBob falls apart.
• Restraining SpongeBob - SpongeBob sees the restraining order.
• Planet of the Jellyfish - SpongeBob gets tickled by Sandy.
• Squiditis - Squidward leaves the Krusty Krab.
• Demolition Doofus - "Hey, that Squish looks pretty tough."
• It's a SpongeBob Christmas! - Patrick gets attacked by a lobster.
• Super Evil Aquatic Villain Team Up Is Go! - SpongeBob gets thrown out of Shady Shoals.
• Move It or Lose It - "That's one more foot."
• Hello Bikini Bottom!
• Extreme Spots - "Well, there is a very extremely extreme sport we play, if you're up to it."
• License to Milkshake - Mr. Krabs throws SpongeBob into his car.
• Squid Baby - The customers leave.
• Safe Deposit Krabs - Patricks runs and panics.

Steel Sting (b)

• Squidville - Squidward walks up to the gate.
• SpongeGuard on Duty - "Please do not land flying ice cream trucks on the bathers!"; Everyone goes back in the water.
• Mid-Life Crustacean - "Are you sure this is what the kids are driving these days?"
• The Sponge Who Could Fly - "All done, Mr. Krabs!"
• Krabs vs. Plankton - "Really? Everything?"
• Whale of a Birthday - Pearl's list of things she wants for her birthday unravels.
• Once Bitten - "Welcome to the Krusty Krab."
• Slimy Dancing - All of the contestants admit to have been assisted by a partner.
• Atlantis SquarePantis - Mr. Krabs sees SpongeBob and Patrick.
• 20,000 Patties Under the Sea - "I sunk the Krusty Krab! I sunk the Krusty Krab!"
• The Two Faces of Squidward - "I almost wish that meant something."
• Penny Foolish - A close-up of the piece of dried-up gum is shown.
• Not Normal - Everyone laughs at SpongeBob; "SpongeBob, the weird therapy is working!"
• Krusty Krushers - "I got a paper cut!"; The wrestling champions get defeated.
• Cephalopod Lodge - "A sock?"
• To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants - "Yeah, Patrick."
• Shuffleboarding - Man Ray's head is shrunken.
• Pet or Pests - SpongeBob leaves Mrs. Puff's house.
• Komputer Overload - The machine gets unplugged.
• Overbooked - SpongeBob goes over to Mr. Krabs' house; SpongeBob takes the cake from Sandy's treedome.
• Toy Store of Doom - Squidward kicks SpongeBob and Patrick out of his house.
• Sand Castles in the Sand - SpongeBob floats down using a sand parachute.
• Single Cell Anniversary - Karen explodes.
• Truth or Square - Patrick slams Squidward against the wall.
• Greasy Buffoons - "Well, I thought I recognized this horrible stench, but I thought that maybe just one of you too hadn't showered in a while."
• Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful - Squidward laughs.
• Yours, Mine, and Mine - "Is this enough?"; Gary goes back inside the house.
• Gramma's Secret Recipe - The next morning...
• The Curse of the Hex - Mr. Krabs laughs; Squidward leaves the Krusty Krab.
• The Main Drain - "What in Neptune's bathtub do you think you're doing?!"; The ending
• Sponge-Cano! - Everyone argues.
• That Sinking Feeling - The Chum Bucket sinks.
• Buried in Time - "All right, Rocky, you're going bye-bye now."
• Hide and Then What Happens? - "This is gonna be harder than I thought."
• Tunnel of Glove - The boat breaks down.
• New Fish in Town - "Now I'm flummoxed."
• Love That Squid - "You are in desperate need of a practice date."; "Missed a spot."; The ending
• Perfect Chemistry - SpongeBob runs into a wall.
• The Other Patty - Plankton's Krabby Patty explodes.
• Drive Thru - Mr. Krabs hits a hole in the wall so that Squidward can see SpongeBob.
• Sentimental Sponge - "Like the front yard!"
• Frozen Face Off - Sandy emerges from the snow.
• Squidward's School for Grown Ups - SpongeBob laughs.
• Sweet and Sour Squidward - Squidward pours water on Plankton for the second time.
• A SquarePants Family Vacation - Everyone leaves SpongeBob's house.
• Mermaid Man Begins - Mermaid Man falls asleep.
• Mooncation - SpongeBob takes a picture.
• Ghoul Fools
• The Way Of The Sponge - The ending
• Demolition Doofus - The ending
• For Here or To Go? - SpongeBob realizes that he ordered extra buns.
• Super Evil Aquatic Villain Team Up is Go! - SpongeBob enters Shady Shoals again.
• Chum Fricassee - "I've hope you learned your lesson, genius!"
• Hello Bikini Bottom! - SpongeBob and Squidward back away.
• Squirrel Record - "I think I smell Gary's sandbox."
• License to Milkshake - "That was fun, can I go again?"
• Squid Baby - SpongeBob and Patrick take Squid Baby to the hospital.
• Bumper to Bumper - "Hello, Mrs. Puff!"

Steel Sting (c)

• Life of Crime - "We stole a balloon!"
• Shanghaied - "Hooray! We're back!"
• Graveyard Shift- "Nosferatu!"
• Doing Time - "Oh, barnacles!"
• New Student Starfish - SpongeBob and Patrick giggle.
• Born Again Krabs - "62 cents!"
• Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture - The fan club races to the Krusty Krab.
• Driven to Tears - "Well, since I'm now an expert driver, I have to keep up my image."
• Best Day Ever - "Hang on, I'm goin' to get some sealant and patch-n-trowel!"
• New Digs - SpongeBob tells Squidward that he moved back.
• Fungus Among Us - "Oh! Company!"
• Nautical Novice - "No problemo, Mrs. P."
• No Nose Knows - Patrick sits down in his rock.
• Grooming Gary - SpongeBob comes out of Gary's shell.
• Krusty Krushers - "Yeah! How fun was that?"
• No Hat for Pat - "I did it! Did you see that, Mr. Krabs?"
• Shell Shocked - SpongeBob makes Gary a shell from a cardboard box.
• Chum Caverns - "What happened?"
• The Clash of Triton - "This is a ripoff!"
• I Heart Dancing - Squidward stomps on the ribbon.
• Stuck in the Wringer - SpongeBob falls down the stairs.
• The Inside Job - "Patrick's favorite places to be scratched?!"
• Karate Star - Patrick chops the police car in half, and the prisoners are freed.
• The Main Drain - "I don't know where it is!"
• Tunnel of Glove - "That wasn't me!"
• Perfect Chemistry - "Thanks, SpongeBob!"
• Oral Report - "Patrick, nobody throws pillows in class!"
• Walking the Plankton - "Gotta rethink that vacation algorithm."
• Glove World R.I.P. - The Glove World owner gives Patrick the Glovey Glove costume.
• For Here or To Go? - Mr. Krabs laughs.
• Safe Deposit Krabs

Steel Sting (d)

• Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm - "Back in Texas, I wrangled bulls and I wrangled worms."
• Ghost Host - SpongeBob and The Flying Dutchman laugh.
• Squidtastic Voyage- "Always wanting to do it the hard way."
• Stanley S. SquarePants - "Your job is to take people's money, and put it in here!"
• Shell Shocked - SpongeBob finds wind-up novelty teeth.
• Boating Buddies - "I will never understand these city folk."
• Rodeo Daze - "Is your championship title for jellyfishing?"
• Gramma's Secret Recipe -
• Buried in Time - SpongeBob refills the tartar sauce.
• Earworm - "I'll be darned if anyone can resist a Western song while wearing a Western hat."
• New Fish in Town - "Farewell. I should've known this was too good to be true."
• Plankton's Good Eye - Plankton comes out of Bubble Bass' buttocks.
• Pet Sitter Pat - The ending
• Free Samples - Squidward leaves.

Steel Sting (e)

• Back to the Past - "Did you eat this?"

Steel Sting (f)

• Porous Pockets - Patrick walks up to the door.
• The Card - "Whoa there."
• Shuffleboarding - After the Bikini Bottom Jail explodes, the customers fall out.
• Komputer Overload - Plankton gets soaked by his invention.
• No Hat for Pat - "Come back!"
• Truth or Square - "Those are three moles and a birthmark."
• The Clash of Triton - "I just peel the stickers off the squares and put them where they're supposed to go."
• Summer Job - A costumer enters.
• One Coarse Meal - "Oh. I didn't go off."
• The Curse of the Hex - Mr. Krabs sees that the record inside of SpongeBob is skipping.
• Drive Thru - "There, problem solved."
• Oral Report - SpongeBob gets a detention slip.
• Restraining SpongeBob - Exterior shot of Squidward's clarinet
• Karen 2.0 - Mr. Krabs gives Karen a job.
• Face Freeze! - "Gloriously disgusting, sir!
• Demolition Doofus - "That tickles!"
• Treats! - "Thanks a lot."
• For Here or to Go - Plankton sarcastically cheers.
• Squirrel Record - SpongeBob gets cut up by the chainsaws.
• Gary's New Toy - "That is NOT tea."
• License to Milkshake - The ending
• Eek, an Urchin! -
• Squid Defense - Squidward almost leaves.
• It Came from Goo Lagoon - Patrick bounces back causing him to crash into SpongeBob.
• Safe Deposit Krabs - Krabs kicked out again.
• Plankton's Pet -

Steel Sting (g)

• No Nose Knows - Patrick's nose vanishes.
• Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful - "My glorious statue!"
• A Pal for Gary - SpongeBob leaves a message on his answering machine.
• One Coarse Meal - "Man, what does it take to get run over around here!?"
• Welcome To The Bikini Bottom Triangle - Squidward is shown inside a gumball machine.
• Hide and Then What Happens? - Mrs. Puff pants.
• You Don't Know Sponge - Larry backs away.
• Frozen Face Off - "He doesn't look so hot."
• Walking the Plankton - Plankton groans.
• Smoothe Jazz at Bikini Bottom - Kelpy G pushes Squidward out of the way.
• Treats! - Transition to SpongeBob in front of his house.
• For Here or To Go? - SpongeBob tears in half.
• It's a SpongeBob Christmas! - The SpongeBob robot smashes the door on Squidward; SpongeBob gets fruitcake in Sandy's analyzer.
• The Good Krabby Name - SpongeBob and Patrick recover from the man's screaming.
• Hello Bikini Bottom! - "We're performing at a supermarket?"
• Squirrel Record - Sandy is shown sucking on SpongeBob's water helmet.
• Squid Baby - The customers groan.
• Eek! An Urchin - SpongeBob, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs are shown in the bathroom.

Steel Sting (h)

• The Sponge Who Could Fly - "Did Patrick just...?"
• Hocus Pocus - "Look at all this!"
• Gullible Pants - "If you want the customers to stay, you need to provide some entertainment."
• Trenchbillies - "It looks like he was the real... star!"
• Earworm - SpongeBob laughs nervously.
• Krusty Dogs - The customers leave.
• Perfect Chemistry - "Look, no hands...or feet!"
• Drive Thru - Plankton weakly raises his arm.
• The Other Patty - Mr. Krabs and Plankton laugh.
• A SquarePants Family Vacation - SpongeBob sees a waiting room.

Steel Sting (i)

• Grandma's Kisses - "Don't I get a present, Grandma?"
• The Donut of Shame - "Oh yeah, the party."
• Atlantis SquarePantis - "That's just a painting, you quarter wit."