Steel Licks

Steel Licks was composed by Jeremy Wakefield. The last note of the song plays when Steel Licks (a) is done playing.

(Original Version)

• The Smoking Peanut - Patrick leaves Oyster Stadium.
• Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm - Sandy interrupts SpongeBob.
• The Bully - The ending.
• Nasty Patty - SpongeBob takes the dead inspector to the back door.
• Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV - "I'm shaking. [spits] Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy."; Patrick and Squidward are put in a jar.
• Wet Painters - "Oh, I get it, Mr. Krabs."
• New Student Starfish - The crowd leaves.
• Mid-Life Crustacean - Exterior shot of the Krusty Krab.
• The Sponge Who Could Fly - SpongeBob shows Patrick his new blueprints.
• SpongeBob Meets the Strangler - The Strangler explains to SpongeBob that he's not his bodyguard; the ending.
• The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie - "Hello? Is anybody there?"; "Well, we lost our car again."
• The Lost Mattress - Squidward acts nervously after the policeman notices he wrote "This was all my idea, Love Squidward" on Mr. Krabs' card.
• Skill Crane - Squidward has used all his money on the crane.
• Patrick SmartPants - "Here's your head."
• SquidBob TentaclePants - Everyone leaves the theater.
• Krusty Towers - Squidward quits; "There's room for you to sit up front."
• Chimps Ahoy - "To Sandy's house!"
• Ghost Host - all of the Flying Dutchman's friends leave.
• Karate Island - "You mean I'm not king of karate?"
• Bummer Vacation - SpongeBob gets kicked out.
• Squidtastic Voyage - "Oh, just your autograph. For when you're, uh, famous."
• The Thing - People laugh at Smellie.
• Hocus Pocus - SpongeBob is shoved into the mailbox.
• Best Frenemies - "I'd better get to the bottom of this."
• The Gift of Gum - SpongeBob crawls out.
• Friend or Foe - "Don't you find this a tad suspicious?"
• The Original Fry Cook - Everyone laughs.
• Waiting - SpongeBob opens the mailbox.
• Good Ol' Whatshisname - Squidward tiringly goes to Suzie's table.
• Roller Cowards - "Now, if you could sign this release involving Glove World in case of accidental spine loss. Well, nice knowing you."
• The Krusty Sponge - Mr. Krabs gets arrested.
• Blackened Sponge - "There goes a real hero."
• The Inmates of Summer - The boat sinks.
• To Save a Squirrel - "Why aren't these things working?"
• What Ever Happened to SpongeBob? - "SpongeBob's leaving for real this time!"
• The Two Faces of Squidward - "Just remember, Squidward, this is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you."
• House Fancy - Patrick leaves Squidward's bathroom.
• The Splinter - "Okay, fine, stay."; "Call me in the morning, if you can still dial the phone."
• A Life in a Day - Patrick returns inside a crushed car.
• Sun Bleached - SpongeBob sighs.
• Giant Squidward - Squidward inks; "Now I'm too small to play my giant clarinet!"
• No Nose Knows - "That was my cheese."
• Boating Buddies - "Okay, Squidward, if that's the way you want it."
• The Krabby Kronicle - Mrs. Puff is out of business.
• Grooming Gary - "I'll carry your shell."; "Oh, you're like a little cuddly present."
• Choir Boys - Squidward ties SpongeBob to a tree.
• The Card - "That was close."
• Ditchin' - SpongeBob takes Mrs. Puff's bathroom key and leaves class.
• Cephalopod Lodge - "Somebody already had Feather Buddies."
• Squid's Visit - The ending.
• To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants - "I'm gonna need to get new pants."
• Shuffleboarding - "I'm full."
• Professor Squidward - Squidward gets hit by the door.
• Pet or Pests - SpongeBob runs out crying.
• Komputer Overload - "Well, it's good to see that strategy didn't fall flat!"
• Gullible Pants - The customers begin to leave.
• Overbooked - SpongeBob realizes that the tool store is closed.
• No Hat for Pat - Patrick sees Squidward with his work hat.
• Sand Castles in the Sand - "What are you doing?!"
• Chum Bucket Supreme - "Customers? What customers?"; Mr. Krabs cries.
• Pineapple Fever - Squidward gets angry; Squidward gets struck by lightning; Squidward returns to SpongeBob's living room; "Brilliant work as usual, Squidward."
• The Clash of Triton - "If Neptune doesn't cheer up soon, me business is ruined!"
• I Heart Dancing - "Oh come on, now, after all I've done for you?"
• Growth Spout - "I was afraid you were going to say that."; "Good idea, SpongeBob."
• Stuck in the Wringer - "Not gonna fool me this time, soap."; "I think you've helped quite enough today."
• Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy - Sandy runs away.
• Greasy Buffoons - Mr. Krabs picks up a grease-soaked bun; "I'm not sure, Mr. Krabs."
• Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful - The trash gets dumped on SpongeBob and Squidward.
• A Pal for Gary - SpongeBob explains the no pet policy; "Too distraught to even answer the phone."
• Kracked Krabs - "Please report to me office."
• The Curse of Bikini Bottom - "I knew I shouldn't have lent them my lawn mover."
• SpongeBob's Last Stand - SpongeBob and Patrick see the sign indicating that they are in the middle of nowhere.
• A Day Without Tears - "You yelled at me!"
• Gary in Love - Mary's owner leaves; Gary admits he wandered out of the house; "That's got to hurt, buddy."
• The Play's the Thing - Squidward returns inside the Krusty Krab.
• The Cent of Money - Gary becomes exhausted.
• Sponge-Cano! - Parking tickets.
• The Great Patty Caper - Plankton lands on a windshield and gets wiped off.
• Buried in Time - "Nice try, Squidward."
• The Abrasive Side - "Oh, hello, SpongeBob."; Shot of Mr. Krabs still reading the word "overtime" in the dictionary.
• Hide and Then What Happens? - A burning tire is seen rolling around.
• You Don't Know Sponge - "Didn't think so."; Patrick asks SpongeBob for five bucks; "He doesn't seem to be missing me at all."
• Krusty Dogs - Squidward stands outside the Krusty Krab in a hot dog suit.
• The Wreck of the Mauna Loa - "Pushovers."
• Perfect Chemistry - "What the heck is wrong with you?!"; Squidward slips.
• The Other Patty - "If only there was some way to bring you two back together."; "Sounds like a recipe for cannibalism."
• Drive Thru - Plankton's arm falls off.
• Squidward's School for Grown-Ups - Patrick cries.
• Oral Report - "...SpongeBob SquarePants."
• The Googly Artiste - "Why don't you just concentrate on your patty?"
• A SquarePants Family Vacation - "I suggest we start walking."
• Patrick’s Staycation - "Let's put the room back the way it was originally!"
• Walking the Plankton - "Now we're cooking with blubber."
• Plankton's Good Eye - "Next."
• Extreme Spots - Patrick passes out.

Steel Licks (a)

• Survival of the Idiots - SpongeBob puts lint earmuffs on Sandy.
• Shanghaied - SpongeBob, Patrick, & Squidward climb the rope.
• Welcome to the Chum Bucket - Plankton screams.
• Band Geeks - Squilliam laughs as SpongeBob and the others march happily to the glass dome.
• Artist Unknown - Monty leaves.
• Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm - "Ain't nothing too big or too ornery for me to catch."
• Nasty Patty - SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs laugh nervously in the police car.
• Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV - Barnacle Boy pays for the food.
• Wet Painters - "This paint actually comes off with saliva!"
• New Student Starfish - "This is embarrasing."
• Mid-Life Crustacean - "You're embarrasing me, daddy."
• The Sponge Who Could Fly - SpongeBob and Patrick run away from Farmer Jenkins.
• SpongeBob Meets the Strangler - "At least I'm safe from that yellow idiot."
• The Lost Mattress - "...help you do it myself."
• Skill Crane - "Oh, I loosened that one up for you!"
• Krusty Towers - "Allow me, boys."
• Ghost Host - SpongeBob kicks all of the ghosts out of his house.
• Chimps Ahoy - "To Squidward's house!"/"Go away!"
• Whale of a Birthday - SpongeBob arrives back at the Krusty Krab.
• Karate Island - Master Udon tells SpongeBob that he isn't really King of Karate.
• New Leaf - "What's going on, Mr. Krabs?"
• Bummer Vacation - SpongeBob fakes being a bun-delivery man until a real one shows up.
• Wigstruck - "What in Davy Jones' Locker is on your head, son?"
• That's No Lady - Mr. Seaweed Monster Man is shown.
• The Thing - "Mommy, what is that thing?"
• Hocus Pocus - SpongeBob's package gets delivered.
• Best Frenemies - Everybody leaves the Krusty Krab.
• Squid Wood - "I'm starting to like this Mini Squidward."
• Friend or Foe - "For me?"
• Night Light - SpongeBob's eyelids are propped open.
• Waiting - Patrick's stomach bites his arm.
• Good Ol' Whatshisname - "Thanks, SpongeBob!"
• New Digs - "...so I'll never, ever be Tardy Pants again!"
• To Love a Patty - SpongeBob is still running around in circles after Gary puts out the fire.
• Breath of Fresh Squidward - Squidward puts up the electric fence.
• The Donut of Shame - "It worked!"
• Goo Goo Gas - The police chase Plankton.
• Blackened Sponge - "That is exactly what I mean, Patrick!"; Crazyfish says he wants a Krabby Patty.
• Mermaid Man vs. SpongeBob - The children run into the ball pit.
• To Save a Squirrel - "You two are harder to get rid of than cockroaches."
• What Ever Happened to SpongeBob? - "I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"; "I'll just go back to my modest job as mayor of New Kelp City."
• The Two Faces of Squidward - "That is a television set put here for the patients' enjoyment."
• SpongeHenge - "Krusty Krab, here I come!"
• House Fancy - Patrick uses Squidward's toilet.
• Krabby Road - SpongeBob tries to unlock the door.
• Nautical Novice - SpongeBob goes to turn off the headlights.
• Spongicus - SpongeBob calls Mr. Krabs.
• The Splinter - Patrick smears garbage on the splinter.
• No Nose Knows - "Well, I've got to go to work now."
• The Slumber Party - Mr. Krabs goes up to his room.
• Grooming Gary - Gary tries to leave.
• SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One - SpongeBob stops to tie his shoe.
• Choir Boys - "This giant pothole oughta get his attention!"; Squidward ties SpongeBob to a tree.
• Krusty Krushers - "Now go out there and wrestle me up a million dollars!"
• Ditchin' - SpongeBob falls off a cliff.
• Professor Squidward - Squidward takes the trash can outside.
• Overbooked - SpongeBob goes into town.
• Truth or Square - Multiple eyes grow on SpongeBob.
• Chum Caverns - SpongeBob goes back to the Krusty Krab.
• The Clash of Triton - "I'll just slide this square to the right, this one goes up, this one over here, and-no, wait..."
• I Heart Dancing - Squidward goes to check on SpongeBob's progress.
• Growth Spout - "Just give me one minute to change."
• Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful - Squidward gets a garbage can.
• The Curse of Bikini Bottom - SpongeBob runs to the Krusty Krab.
• Back to the Past - Mermaid Man's collar comes off.
• One Coarse Meal - "Don't say it!"
• The Main Drain - SpongeBob blows bubble balloons.
• That Sinking Feeling - SpongeBob and Patrick run back to their houses.
• A SquarePants Family Vacation - Patrick climbs up the drain.
• Walking the Plankton - "Well, that's not the can-do spirit."
• Mooncation - SpongeBob runs to the bakery.
• Are You Happy Now? - Gary's shell breaks.
• Glove World R.I.P - SpongeBob goes to make the swing ride go faster.

Steel Licks (b)

• Dying for Pie - Squidward calls the hospital.
• Christmas Who? - Everyone leaves
• The Bully - SpongeBob falls off of Mrs. Puff's door.
• Idiot Box - Transition from day to night, where Squidward is still sitting in his chair waiting for SpongeBob and Patrick to go to bed.
• SpongeBob Meets the Strangler - "I'm not your bodyguard!" *starts to cry* "I'm the strangler!"
• Skill Crane - Squidward is all out of money.
• Funny Pants - SpongeBob tells Patrick that he can't laugh anymore.
• Patrick SmartPants - "Coming..."
• SquidBob TentaclePants - Everyone leaves the theatre.
• Ghost Host - Skeleton in drawer
• Chimps Ahoy - "Lord Reginald, are you alright?"
• All That Glitters - Le Spatula leaves the Krusty Krab.
• Bummer Vacation - "It's not fair."
• That's No Lady - "Quite an appetite, but she's all woman."
• The Thing - The cement dries on Squidward.
• Driven to Tears - SpongeBob closes the Krusty Krab.
• Born to Be Wild - "Mr. Krabs, this is serious!" (he starts crying)
• Best Frenemies - "Profits are down!"
• The Pink Purloiner - SpongeBob goes over to Patrick's.
• Friend or Foe - "Gosh, Mr. Plankton. That doesn't sound like the Mr. Krabs story at all."
• The Original Fry Cook - "Yeah... not unless you look RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!"
• Night Light - Mr. Krabs pulls SpongeBob off the ceiling.
• Waiting - SpongeBob flips Sandy over.
• Good Ol' Whatshisname - Squidward finds out the customer's name but gets arrested for theft.
• New Digs - "That boy's taking the manliness out of me restaurant."
• Bucket Sweet Bucket - SpongeBob asks for a drink.
• To Love a Patty - SpongeBob takes the krabby patty from the tough guy.
• Slimy Dancing - Squidward returns home, crying.
• Le Big Switch - "It was that easy?"
• Blackened Sponge - Sandy sees SpongeBob's eye.
• Mermaid Man vs. SpongeBob - "It doesn't make sense."
• The Inmates of Summer - "The food coma is setting in."
• 20,000 Patties Under the Sea - "You're probably right."
• What Ever Happened to SpongeBob? - "Not a penny to my name."
• Stanley S. SquarePants - "You're not worthy of instruction in the immobile arts."; Mr. Krabs cries because the money gets burnt.
• Suction Cup Symphony - The rainbow melts.
• Sun Bleached - SpongeBob sighs.
• Giant Squidward - Squidward inks; "Now I'm too small to play my giant clarinet!"
• No Nose Knows - "That was my cheese."
• The Krabby Kronicle - Mrs. Puff is out of business.
• Choir Boys - Squidward rides on his bike after getting stung by jellyfish.
• The Card - "That was close."
• Ditchin' - SpongeBob takes the bathroom key and leaves class.
• To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants - SpongeBob discovers that the mall is out of square pants.
• Professor Squidward - Squidward gets hit by the door.
• Komputer Overload - "Well, it's good to see that strategy didn't fall flat!"
• Gullible Pants - The customers start to leave.
• Overbooked - SpongeBob sees that the tool store is closed.
• No Hat for Pat - "Oh, no! He's got the hat too!"
• Sand Castles in the Sand - "What are you doing?!"
• Chum Bucket Supreme - Mr. Krabs cries.
• Pineapple Fever - Squidward returns to SpongeBob's living room, struck by lightning.
• The Clash of Triton - *groans* "If Neptune doesn't cheer up soon, me business is ruined!"
• I Heart Dancing - "Oh come on, now, after all I've done for you?"
• Growth Spout - "I was afraid you were gonna say that."
• Greasy Buffoons - "I'm not sure, Mr. Krabs."
• Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful - The trash gets dumped on SpongeBob and Squidward.
• A Pal for Gary - SpongeBob tells a customer to leave due to the no pet policy.
• The Curse of Bikini Bottom - "I knew I shouldn't have lent them my lawn mower."
• SpongeBob's Last Stand - SpongeBob and Patrick see the "Now Entering Nowhere" sign.
• A Day Without Tears - "You yelled at me!"
• The Play's the Thing - Squidward comes back into the Krusty Krab.
• The Cent of Money - Gary is shown to be very sick.
• The Great Patty Caper - Plankton gets crushed.
• That Sinking Feeling - "We're sorry!"
• Buried in Time - "Nice try, Squidward."
• The Abrasive Side - "Oh, hello, SpongeBob."
• You Don't Know Sponge - "Didn't think so"; Patrick asks SpongeBob for five bucks.
• Perfect Chemistry - Squidward slips and falls.
• The Other Patty - "If only there was some way to bring you two back together."; "Sounds like a recipe for cannibalism."
• Squidward's School for Grown-Ups - Patrick cries.
• Plankton's Good Eye - "Oh Karen, if only you could see things the way I do."; "Next."
• Bubble Troubles - The submarine fills with water.
• Fiasco! - "Of course he actually has one."
• Are You Happy Now? - SpongeBob and Gary fall down.
• InSPONGEiac - "I need your help desperately!"
• Glove World R.I.P. - SpongeBob and Patrick get off of the Tilt-a-Hurl.
• Super Evil Aquatic Villain Team Up is Go! - "Can we please steal the secret formula now, Man Ray? Pretty please?!"
• Extreme Spots - "No."; Patrick coughs up.

Steel Licks (c)

• Ghost Host - SpongeBob goes to work.
• Once Bitten - "All those people think you're a monster. But I know you're just a snail."
• Not Normal - SpongeBob loses his job.
• Single Cell Anniversary - Karen tells Plankton to get her a present.
• Back to the Past - "Wow, I've never eaten that much tartar sauce."
• Krusty Dogs - "I'm not really concerned about ill-health side-effects."
• Oral Report - "That was beautiful."
• Walking the Plankton - Plankton comes back on the boat.
• Mermaid Man Begins - Mermaid Man orders a pizza.
• Pet Sitter Pat - Gary's food goes down the drain.
• Smoothe Jazz at Bikini Bottom- Squidward and SpongeBob get thrown out of the concert.
• Restraining SpongeBob - Squidward gets zits.
• Face Freeze! - SpongeBob cries.
• Glove World R.I.P. - SpongeBob and Patrick get off of the Glove Drop.
• Demolition Doofus - SpongeBob sees Mrs. Puff.
• For Here or to Go - "One K?rabby Patty to go." 
• Chum Fricassee - "What am I gonna do?"
• Hello Bikini Bottom! - All of the customers leave the supermarket.
• Extreme Spots
• Patrick-Man! - Patrick enters SpongeBob's house sad.
• License to Milkshake - SpongeBob gets embarrassed.
• Squid Baby - Squidward's house gets destroyed.
• Bumper to Bumper - SpongeBob and Mrs. Puff run into a house.
• Squid Defense -

Steel Licks (d)

• Something Smells - SpongeBob tries his reflection test.
• I'm Your Biggest Fanatic - "I was just into the fashion! It's hopeless! We're trapped!"
• Shanghaied - SpongeBob and Patrick try to act scary.
• Krusty Love - Mr. Krabs cries because the register is a penny short.
• SpongeGuard on Duty - "Goodbye Patrick!"/ "Goodbye ice cream!"
• Club SpongeBob - "You guys got it all wrong."
• Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV - Patrick talks about "Wumbo".
• Doing Time - "Let's face it, Puff, you've gone off the deep end."
• Chocolate with Nuts - "We haven’t sold one chocolate bar."
• Clams - Squidward and SpongeBob start to cry.
• Krabby Land - The kids only see a pile of junk.
• Shell of a Man - After the crab shell cracks and breaks.
• Funny Pants - SpongeBob explains to Squidward that he broke his laughbox.
• Enemy In-Law- "But, Mommy!"
• Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture- The movie set gets destroyed
• Patrick SmartPants - SpongeBob sees Sandy and Patrick laughing.
• SquidBob TentaclePants - Mr. Krabs sees a messy workstation.
• Mrs. Puff, You're Fired - SpongeBob fails his driving test and Mrs. Puff is hired again.
• Ghost Host - "Maybe I just need a break."
• Whale of a Birthday - Pearl cries after her birthday is ruined.
• Bummer Vacation - "Oh Mr. Krabs!"
• Wigstruck - SpongeBob walks around town, depressed.
• Hocus Pocus - "I've transformed you into a delicious dairy dessert and I can't change you back!"; Patrick takes SpongeBob's ice cream out of the refrigerator.
• Driven to Tears - SpongeBob cries about failing his driving test.
• Rule of Dumb - Squidward sees that his house has been moved.
• The Pink Purloiner - "Patrick's lucky."
• The Original Fry Cook - "SpongeBob, what are you doing in there?"
• Night Light - SpongeBob walks into the Krusty Krab, exhausted.
• Waiting - SpongeBob and Patrick cry while Squidward passes them.
• Spy Buddies - "You can't beat me, Plankton, I always win."
• New Digs - "All gone!" (starts to cry)
• Krabs a la Mode - The customers exit the Krusty Krab.
• Slimy Dancing - "How'd the audition go, Squidward?"
• The Krusty Sponge - The customers get sick from the Spongey Patties.
• A Flea in Her Dome - Squidward is shown gardening.
• Le Big Switch - Everything from the Krusty Krab gets taken away except for Mr. Krabs' desk.
• Atlantis SquarePantis - SpongeBob and Patrick enter the dining hall.
• Pat No Pay - "You destroyed many of the things I loved!"
• Blackened Sponge - "SpongeBob, your eye!"
• The Inmates of Summer - SpongeBob is sad thinking about how hard it would be to say goodbye to Patrick; The prisoners cough.
• The Battle of Bikini Bottom - "To get my filth back, I’ll have to wallow in mud forever."
• What Ever Happened to SpongeBob? - "Look at the surprise I got!"
• Banned in Bikini Bottom - The cops take everything away.
• Stanley S. SquarePants - Stanley starts to cry.
• House Fancy - Nicholas Withers and Squilliam see that Squidward's house was destroyed.
• Penny Foolish - "I would like to donate a penny."
• Nautical Novice - SpongeBob finishes reading the book, exhausted.
• Spongicus - "That was appalling!"
• Not Normal - "What happened? I lost my job and my best friend and now I'm too normal for Squidward."
• Gone - Patrick is shown wearing a "No SpongeBob's Allowed" T-Shirt.
• A Life in a Day - "And you can't live like these two!"
• No Nose Knows - "All I wanted was to be able to smell like the rest of you."
• Patty Caper - Squidward shows SpongeBob and Patrick his third place medallion.
• Plankton's Regular - "From now on, keep those Shabby Patties to yourself."
• Boating Buddies - Squidward is covered in multiple bandages.
• The Krabby Kronicle - Larry gets kicked out of the gym.
• The Slumber Party - "It must be horrible to invite people into your home, and have them treat your property with so little respect."
• Grooming Gary - "Gary, wait!"
• SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One - Squidward wakes up; Everyone walks away.
• Ditchin' - "Please forgive me."
• Cephalopod Lodge - "The last thing in my life that I really enjoyed, and SpongeBob ruined it too."
• Squid's Visit - "Squidward, are you okay?"
• To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants - SpongeBob sadly walks home.
• Pet or Pests - "He's chased her away!"
• Gullible Pants - Mr. Krabs does the dishes.
• No Hat for Pat - "As long as I'm still standing, you'll never wear this hat again!"
• Sand Castles in the Sand - Patrick and SpongeBob are seen in pain.
• Shell Shocked - "Gary, you're in pain."
• Single Cell Anniversary - "It's not enough to mask the ugliness I feel inside."
• Truth or Square - Squidward fantasizes the last time he slept on duty; A customer spots a wallet and runs away with it.
• Tentacle-Vision - Squidward begins to sob when his show was ruined.
• Growth Spout - "SpongeBob, what am I gonna do?
• Stuck in the Wringer - "Patrick, I wanted to get unstuck, not more stuck!"
• Greasy Buffoons - The customers turn into grease zombies.
• Model Sponge - "You said you were a professional actor!"
• Kracked Krabs - Mr. Krabs is packing his suitcase while sobbing,
• The Curse of Bikini Bottom - SpongeBob runs out of the Krusty Krab Kitchen crying.
• A Day Without Tears - "That SpongeBob is such a crybaby. And lucky me I get to work with him all day."
• Welcome To The Bikini Bottom Triangle - "So there's really no way out of this place?"
• The Main Drain - "We had to lie to keep you from looking for it."
• Trenchbillies - "Well, that all sounds like a lot of fun, but I-I-I have responsibities back home at Bikini Bottom."
• The Great Patty Caper - "We forgot to look at the..."
• Buried in Time - "Forget this! I'm waiting 50 more years."
• The Abrasive Side - SpongeBob tells Patrick that he tried to go to Glove World with him but everyone needed his help.
• Hide and Then What Happens? - SpongeBob starts to cry after realizing that Patrick isn't at the Cafe.
• Shellback Shenanigans - SpongeBob cries at the hospital.
• The Masterpiece - "I can't let children play on that weapon!"
• You Don't Know Sponge - Meanwhile, at the Treedome, SpongeBob needs advice to go on without Patrick.
• Krusty Dogs - *cries loudly while breathing* "NOO MOREE KRABBYY PATTYY!"
• Accidents Will Happen - "Don't worry, Papa's here."
• The Other Patty - Mr. Krabs and Plankton refuse to work together.
• The Googly Artiste - "I was just following your advice."
• Frozen Face-Off - Patrick tells Sandy that the abominable snow mollusk ate his last gummy worm.
• Walking the Plankton - "How can anyone stand this slop?"
• Mermaidman Begins - "Feels just like yesterday. Doesn't it?"
• Plankton's Good Eye - Plankton cries.
• Barnacle Face - Pearl enters the Krusty Krab, crying.
• House Sittin' for Sandy - "I'm a failure."
• The Way of the Sponge - SpongeBob arrives.
• Bubble Troubles - Squidward disintegrates.
• Restraining SpongeBob - SpongeBob cries because he broke the restraining order.
• Are You Happy Now? - "Well, I guess not."
• Home Sweet Rubble - "Well, Gary, there's only one thing left to do: call and have this place condemned."
• Glove World R.I.P. - "I just don't get it, I mean why, why must Glove World close?"
• Squiditis - SpongeBob stumbles out of the Krusty Krab.
• Treats! - SpongeBob tells Gary that there are no more snail bites.
• Chum Fricassee - "Bon appetit, suckers!"
• Hello Bikini Bottom! - Mr. Krabs cries.
• License to Milkshake - Captain Frostymug refuses to give SpongeBob his milkshake license.
• Squid Baby - SpongeBob and Patrick cry.
• Little Yellow Book - SpongeBob cries.
• Bumper to Bumper - SpongeBob moans.
• Squid Defense - Squidward complains.
• Safe Deposit Krabs - Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob get kicked out of the bank.