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Stanley S. SquarePants
Stanley S. SquarePants
Occupation(s): Former Chum Bucket Employee (saboteur)
Former Krusty Krab Employee
Physical appearance
Gender: Male
Color: Yellow (with light olive green holes and black hair)
Eye color: Light blue
Classification: Sponge
Parents: Sherm SquarePants
Grandparents: Grandpa SquarePants (grandfather)
Grandma SquarePants
Aunts: Margaret SquarePants (by marriage)
Uncles: Father SquarePants and Blue SquarePants (uncles)
Cousins: SpongeBob SquarePants
BlackJack SquarePants
Larry SquarePants
Todd SquarePants
Ancestors: SpongeBuck SquarePants
Primitive Sponge
Other relatives: Unnamed 1st Cousin 2x removed
Employer: Mr. Krabs (former)
Plankton (former)
Enemies: Plankton
Series information
Appearance: "Stanley S. SquarePants"
Portrayer: Christopher Guest
List of characters

Stanley S. SquarePants[1] (born April 27, 1984) is the cousin of SpongeBob, Larry, BlackJack and Todd SquarePants. He is also the son of Sherm SquarePants and the nephew of Harold SquarePants and Blue SquarePants. He is the grandson of Grandma SquarePants and Grandpa SquarePants. He seems to be the one of few of SpongeBob's family to have a human-shaped body, but has a square head. He appears in the episode of the same name.


Stanley seems to wear clothing extremely similar to SpongeBob's, except for the lines SpongeBob has on his pants. According to Mr. Krabs, he looks like, smells like, and tastes like SpongeBob. He appears to be the tallest member of the SquarePants family.

Abilities and Talents

Stanley cannot do anything right, anything he tries will fail horrifically regardless of how simple and inconsequential it would be for another person (for example, simply touching SpongeBob's TV resulted in it exploding) and can't even do nothing. His sole talent would appear to be destroying things without even trying, which Mr. Krabs used to destroy the Chum Bucket. However, he does have several abilities to point out:


He seemed uninjured when the Chum Bucket exploded with him at the interior.


He was capable of squeezing in a cardboard box which is small compared to his body.


Everything he touches breaks or explodes.


He willfully tries to attempt to find a hobby or occupation, always resulting in chaos or failure
Stanley and SpongeBob
. Appearing to be amazed by SpongeBob's lifestyles, he skims his house touching everything from the toilet to the television, despite knowing that he breaks anything he comes in contact with using his hands. He has little care for the property.

Antagonistic Side

When Stanley took a job at the Krusty Krab, he shows no regard for SpongeBob, who took the blame whenever Stanley sets something on fire, causing the better worker to be put on probation. He took pictures of his first customer and in one he even kissed him when he was wearing a wedding dress, and he got mad and Stanley took another picture of him when Stanley pretends to be mad at him. The customer gets even angrier and explodes (literally). He makes SpongeBob do all the work of ordering and cooking and messes up his station, while Stanley prints his photos. He breaks SpongeBob's spatula and SpongeBob couldn't take it anymore, so he confesses to covering for Stanley.


It is unknown of what employment he has, but the conclusion, where all of his applications were turned down, is plausible. During this episode, he attempts to become a scientist when visiting Sandy but was recommended against it. He took a job as the cashier in the Krusty Krab and failed. When Mr. Krabs realizes this, he gave Stanley the assignment of destroying the Chum Bucket.


He was born to Sherm SquarePants and an unknown Mrs. SquarePants.

In the episode "Stanley S. SquarePants," he was sent to live with SpongeBob for somehow breaking everything he touches and not being able to do anything right. SpongeBob helps him out, only to fail at first. Mr. Krabs finally helps by giving Stanley a job at the Chum Bucket, much to his amusement when Stanley destroys the restaurant.


His episode noted that he lived with his father, Sherm. Stanley stated he doesn't have several things in his house, unlike SpongeBob.

Sherm doesn't let him touch anything in his house (even the toilet) since he would destroy it on contact.


Krusty Krab (VE)

Owner: Eugene H. Krabs

Major Employees: SpongeBob SquarePantsSquidward Tentacles

Minor Employees: JimPatrick StarSandy CheeksPearl KrabsGary the SnailCarlStanley S. SquarePantsNot SpongeBobMrs. PuffFrankKaren Plankton

Variations: 5-Star Krusty KrabThe Krusty FactoryThe Krusty Krab MuseumKrabby O'Monday'sThe Kuddly KrabThe Krusty SpongeKrusty TowersIce-Skating RinkSecret Krusty KrabRusty Krab

Machines: DishwasherCashyPatty GadgetTrash ChuteKrusty Krab Television

Food: Krabby PattyCoral BitsDeluxe Krabby PattyEmergency Krabby PattiesKrusty Kid's MealPipsqueak PattyKrusty DogsKelp FriesMonster Krabby PattyKrusty Krab PizzaPattyChopper PattyNasty PattyPretty PattiesKelp RingsSponge PattySpongy PattiesTurkey PattyRelish PattySandwich

Commercials: Krusty Krab CommercialKrusty Krab Commercial (1950s)Krusty Kids' Meal Commercial

Other: Mr. Krabs' officeKrusty Krab kitchenKrusty KateringKrusty Krab Employee HatKrusty Krab AdvertisingMobile Krusty KrabKrusty Krab PlaysetKrusty Krab Industries Labor AgreementKrusty Krab Rule BookEmployee HandbookPatty PalThe Eugene Krabs Memorial Wishing WellUtensil StandKrusty Krab Surveillance RoomKrusty PoolKrusty Krab Talent ShowEating Contest Belt

Sponges (VE)

BlackJack SquarePantsCaptain Blue SquarePantsEnsignGirly TeengirlGrandma SquarePantsGrandpa SquarePantsMargaret SquarePantsHarold SquarePantsPrimitive SpongeSherm SquarePantsSpongeBob's GrandsonSpongeBob SquarePantsSpongeBuck SquarePantsStanley S. SquarePantsSpongeGarSpongeTronDrifterTodd SquarePants

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