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Squirrel Jokes
Season №: 2
Episode №: 31b
Airdate: November 27, 2000
Sister episode(s): "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III"
Writer(s): Paul Tibbitt
Walt Dohrn
Merriwether Williams
Main: Paul Tibbitt
Walt Dohrn
Storyboard: Chris Headrick
Animation: Larry Leichliter
Leonard Robinson
Creative: Derek Drymon
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Previous: "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III"
Next: "Pressure"
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"Squirrel Jokes" is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season two. In this episode, SpongeBob tells squirrel jokes, offending Sandy.




"Komedy Krab"

For one night a week, the Krusty Krab is converted into the "Komedy Krab," featuring some of Bikini Bottom's best comedians taking the big stage. SpongeBob is performing tonight as one of them. He takes the stage and begins an awful routine about his job, making poor jokes about salt, tomatoes, and forks. A heckler tells him that his act "smells funny, and puts people to sleep," throwing him off even further. As SpongeBob tries to make a witty observation, he notices Sandy's buck teeth, and starts joking about them to which the audience responds positively. SpongeBob begins telling more "squirrel jokes" about how stupid squirrels supposedly are and everyone starts laughing, except Sandy. After his act, Sandy confronts SpongeBob backstage and tells him that his jokes are hurtful, but he insists that it's just an act, and says that, "Everyone knows you're the smartest creature in Bikini Bottom."


Phil, Scooter and Lloyd made fun of Sandy.

However, the next day, everyone starts making fun of Sandy, and on the night of the Komedy Krab, she confronts him again, explaining how the jokes are affecting her public image and asking him to use some of his "other" jokes instead. When he goes on the stage, SpongeBob begins to do his original, pitiful routine from last week and soon drops the microphone and leaves the stage. However, he then comes back and continues his squirrel jokes and does them this time with fake buck teeth and a stereotypical Southern accent with which they become even more offensive.

After the performance, he finds a note from Sandy, stating that she has realized that his jokes really are funny, and she invites him to her Treedome to celebrate. When he visits her, however, Sandy looks and acts as his jokes make her out to be: an idiotic, clueless redneck. Sandy removes his water helmet. When SpongeBob starts to dehydrate, Sandy gives him too much water, a jellyfish was also sucked in. As SpongeBob fills every inch of the treedome, he learns his lesson, saying, "Okay, Sandy, I get it! No more squirrel jokes."

At the next Komedy Krab event, SpongeBob tells a single, toned-down squirrel joke. However, he makes fun of everyone else as well, including himself, fish, and crabs. SpongeBob and Sandy give each other thumbs up signals, indicating their restored friendship. After that SpongeBob begins saying, "and don't even get me started on starfish..." as the episode ends.



 ) Associated production music
 ) Original music
 ) SpongeBob music

  Andy Anorak - Chris Marshall [title card]
  Harry's Back - Hans Ehrlinger ["Welcome to The Komedy Krab!"]
  Speaking Guitar - Gerhard Narholz [Dougie Williams]
  Stand-Up Comic B - Sammy Burdson, John Charles Fiddy [rimshot]
  Vibe Sting - Nicolas Carr [closeup of Sandy's teeth]
  Andy Anorak - Chris Marshall [SpongeBob telling squirrel jokes]
  Harry's Back - Hans Ehrlinger ["That was fantastic, boy!"]
  Stand-Up Comic C - Sammy Burdson, John Charles Fiddy [SpongeBob laughs]
  Gay Dog - Frank Chacksfield [Sandy shopping]
  Quick Lunch - Heinz Ebert [Sandy talking to SpongeBob backstage]
  Vibe Q Sting - Nicolas Carr ["Other jokes?"]
  Stand-Up Comic D - Sammy Burdson, John Charles Fiddy [bronze fish]
  Stepping Into Danger - Mike Sunderland [SpongeBob's nervous]
  Andy Anorak - Chris Marshall ["Howdy, y'all!"]
  Next Please - Otto Sieben ["I want to give a special thanks to my friend Sandy."]
  Hawaiian Link (a) - Richard Myhill [SpongeBob visits Sandy]
  Hillybilly Haydown - Chris Marshall, Roderick Matthews ["Well, howdy!"]
  Harry's Back - Hans Ehrlinger [SpongeBob comes on stage]
  Andy Anorak - Chris Marshall [SpongeBob telling jokes about everyone else]
  Next Please - Otto Sieben [ending]



  • This episode is ranked eighteenth in Tom Kenny's Top 20 on iTunes. His description says:

"I started out as a stand up comedian, so it was fun to perform as the kind of schlockmeister I strove not to be. Stand ups are always fighting between doing more original material or repeating what works. SpongeBob goes for the pander, without thinking about the feelings of the person disparaged by his material."

  • "Squirrel Jokes" was ranked #86 during the Best Day Ever event on November 9–10, 2006.
  • As of August 11, 2015, The Internet Movie Database (IMDB) gives this episode a rating of 8.6/10 based on 196 ratings by users. users give this episode a 8.5/10 based on 152 votes.


  • The title card design is nearly identical to that of "Funny Pants."
  • This episode has become notable for its surprisingly unvarnished message against racist, sexist, or otherwise discriminatory jokes, with squirrels serving as an expy for blondes, minorities, and/or women. This is also makes SpongeBob the only Nicktoon to have an episode to discuss these topics (if not, the only Nickelodeon show to discuss this). 
  • In honor of SpongeBob's 10th anniversary in Summer 2009, SpongeBob's goldfish joke was used as the Comedy Central Joke of the Day on July 17, 2009, the day that The Ultimate SpongeBob SpongeBash took place.
  • This is the second time the Krusty Krab has put on a show. The first was in "Culture Shock." The third time will be "The Play's the Thing."
  • The background of the title card is a reference to the real life comedy bar Improv. The brick wall appears behind the stage of a comedy.
  • This is the second time SpongeBob brings Sandy flowers and dries up in the treedome. The first time was in "Tea at the Treedome."
  • This is the third time SpongeBob was seen not wearing a water helmet in Sandy's Treedome. The first was in "Tea at the Treedome," second was in "Survival of the Idiots," fourth was in "A Flea in Her Dome," fifth was in "Gone," sixth was in "Yours, Mine and Mine," seventh was in "House Sittin' for Sandy," the eight was in "Face Freeze!," and the ninth was in "It's a SpongeBob Christmas!" He didn't need one in this episode, once Sandy filled him up with water.
  • This is the second time a live action bug was seen. The first was "Wormy."
  • SpongeBob says he has no bones; however, episodes such as "Squid on Strike," "Prehibernation Week," "Roller Cowards," "The Splinter," and "Shell of a Man" prove otherwise.
  • This was Leonard Robinson's only SpongeBob episode he worked as an animation director.
  • When SpongeBob wears his Komedy Krab Outfit, he looks like his uncle Sherm SquarePants.
  • This is one of the few times that SpongeBob's belt buckle is shown.
  • SpongeBob mentions fleas the first time he makes jokes about Squirrels. This means that this episode takes place after A Flea in Her Dome because that is the episode in which SpongeBob and Patrick learned about fleas.

Cultural references

  • Dougie Williams has a similar hairstyle of that of Krusty the Clown from The Simpsons.
  • The jokes SpongeBob tells are similar to how the great comedian, Richard Pryor would make jokes about other races (including his own). 


  • In the Krusty Krab, there is no door.
  • When Harold was making fun of SpongeBob's jokes he had a shirt on, the next time he was shown he had no shirt.
  • When SpongeBob said "Okay Sandy I get it!" and "no more squirrel jokes" his mouth didn't move.
  • When Sandy is in the grocery store and the three fish start making fun of her, the hat-wearing fish's lips flicker orange for 1 frame.
  • Sandy and Patrick are sitting at the same table throughout SpongeBob's act. However, the image behind them alternates between a window and a wall between different shots throughout the episode.
  • During one of the close-up shots of the audience, Harold and Shubie switch seats.
  • When SpongeBob talks about crabs in his stand-up, Mr. Krabs doesn't have legs. This error happens again in "Dying for Pie."
  • In Indonesia, when it started to air, SpongeBob says, "Because, they're so darn stupid!" But later, he says, "Because, they're so darn ugly!" It's probably because in Indonesia the words "stupid" and/or "moron" is censored.
  • In this episode, SpongeBob said that sponges don't have vertebrae. However, in "Roller Cowards," SpongeBob has a vertebrae.
  • When SpongeBob says, "Um...noxious gas?" his shirt is gone.
  • Whenever Spongebob thinks/looks at the fork, it has three prongs instead of four.

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