Lame? What school is that?
— Squilvia, "Love That Squid"

Squilvia[1] is an octopus who only appears in the episode "Love that Squid." In said episode, Squidward goes on a date with her.

Squilvia is first seen entering the Krusty Krab. Squidward sees her and quickly falls in love with her. Squidward tried to talk to her, but was very nervous and SpongeBob offered to train him to go on a date with her.

Squilvia is considered a minor character and will never appear again.[2]


Squilvia has brownish-red rectangular pupils in light yellow eyes that are slightly brighter in color than Squidward's. She has short black hair, black eyelashes, a curved nose, and dark pink lips, and is a slightly different shade of blue than Squidward. She wears a pink dress with ruffle tips and carries a velvet purse. She talks in a poetic style.

Role in episode

She is seen entering the Krusty Krab to order food. She finds the decor quite interesting. Squidward immediately falls in love with her and tries to talk to her, but is too nervous. SpongeBob helps him and tells Squilvia about Squidward. Squilvia agrees to go on a date with him.

Unfortunately for Squidward, it has been a long time since he last went out on an actual date, but SpongeBob offers to help him by setting him up on a "practice date." However, this goes terrible, causing Squidward to yell at SpongeBob to stay away from him, but then he turns around to see Squilvia standing there, and she admits that she witnessed the entire exchange.

At first, Squidward assumes that Squilvia won't go out with him since he acted like a jerk to SpongeBob, but Squilvia tells him that she actually likes him even more, admitting that she thinks a "guy who can't take fools lightly is 'totally dreamy.'" She then tells Squidward that they should go eat, much to his joy.


Squidward Tentacles

Squidward is Squilvia's boyfriend in the episode "Love that Squid." Since they have not been seen together since "Love That Squid," their current relationship is unknown. However, storyboard writer Vincent Waller suggested that she probably broke up with Squidward out of distaste for his clarinet playing or died after being eaten by a whale.[3]



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