Template:BTranscript (a Beautiful day in bikini bottom)
- Car leaves and pieces of asphalt flying in squidward's face
Squidward: Ahh.. What a day!
- Squidward singing and enters the Krusty Krab and SpongeBob accidentaly hit Squidward with the door
SpongeBob: Good morning Krusty Krab!
SpongeBob: Oh.. Sorry Squidward! Didin't see ya there!
Squidward: Not a problem SpongeBob, not a problem at all!
Krabs: Specials? We don't have specials! (Scratches the slateboard while prople cant stand the screeching sound execpt Squidward)
Squidward: Good morning sir! Welcome to the Krusty Krab
Thaddeus: Uh... I'll Think i'll have a Krabby patty
- his bad breath punches Squidward, plugs his nose and still happy
Squidward: 1 Krabby Patty coming up!
Krabs: Mr. Squidward, you're in a chipper mood this morning, did u get an order of fancy decorative soaps in the mail or somethin?
Squidward: Even better, I have a clairinet recital immediately after work today! So ain't nothing gonna ruin my day
- Nazz's baby accidently squirts her milk from his bottle onto Squidward's clarinet box
Nazz: Oh terribly sorry sir.
Squidward: No need! See? Not a drop!
- Nazz's baby drools onto Squidward's clarinet
Squidward: Grr.. I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANY MORE!!!
Krabs: I told you, there's no early-bird specials, now stop calling me here. Mother
Squidward: This is unacceptable!
Krabs: What?
Squidward: THIS!!
- points a clarinet
Krabs: Nice to have ya back Squidward.
Squidward: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!! I no longer tolerate my personal items being soiled by the ravels that crawls in this resturaunt! I demand a place to put my stuff!
Krabs: Hmm.. Okay, uhhh. I suppose you could put it with the nacho cheese, no one's got near that in years.
Squidward: You ever read this?
- Hands out a book
Krabs: Bikini Bottom Labor Regulations? EEEWW! GROSS! (grows hives) GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME! IT'S GIVING ME HIVES!
Squidward: It specifically states that all employers must provide his or her employees with a secure, clean place to store personal property.
Krabs: Gahh! Blast you Squidward! You drive a hard bargin. I guess i could rustle somthing up for ya.
- patties sizziling
SpongeBob: Yeah... Sizzle those juices.
- Krabs brings a rusty locker
Krabs: Oh! Here we go! Found it!
SpongeBob: WOW, What is it?
- spiders eats away SpongeBobs arm
Krabs: it's me old navy locker. good as new!
- opens and shows bones of Corperal Sterling
SpongeBob: Who is that Mr. Krabs?
Krabs *as he empties the locker*: uuhh.. Appears to be corperal Sterling, lad, heh forgot all about that prank.(he empties the locker) Squidward! Your locker is ready!
SpongeBob: ooh! Do we share our lockers like we share hairnets?
Squidward: Not in a whale's age.
Krabs: naw not so fast Mr. Squidward, the law requieres that all' employees have a secure place for personel items. So you are requiered by law, to share.
Squidward: ohh I suppose i can share but only says if requiered by law. Hey! this thing is filthy! YOu dont expect me to clean it!?
SpongeBob *with a bucket of water and duster*: No he dosen't! i dont eather!
- dusts the locker, Squidward and Krabs coughs due to dust
- opens door, absorbs the water and blasts it onto the locker, Locker looked good as new.
Krabs: Blimey! She hasn't sparkled like this since boot camp! Carry on boys.
Squidward: Impressive indeed. Just keep your grubby little hands to your side.
SpongeBob: You got it Squidward. Finally I have a clean place to store my toothbrush
Squidward: Just dont touch my clarinet!
SpongeBob: I promise nothing untoward will happen.
- Shuts locker
- Rings bell
Squidward: Order up SpongeBob!
- walk towards SpongeBob
Squidward: What do you think your doing? Youre supposed to be fry cooking. I told you not to touch my stuff!
SpongeBob: I didin't! I wore protective gloves! And besides, don't you like how classy it look now?
Squidward: Valvet..
SpongeBob: Now i like to stand by and idlely chat with you Squidward, But i must attend to my Krusty Krab duties! in the future Pleast keep your interruptions to a minimum sir, please!
- SpongeBob comes in with a load of appliences.
Squidward: And here's your change mam.
Squidward: WHAT IS THAT IDIOT DOING NOW?
- throws change on ground
Customer: LOOSE CHANGE!!!
- People starts collect as Mr. Krabs bursts out and yells like a dog to scare them away
Squidward: I hope your not trying to shove the boxes into that locker!
SpongeBob: Too late! it's already done.
Squidward: IF YOU SMASH MY CLARINET SO HELP ME NEPTUNE I WILL-
- opens locker
SpongeBob: Dont worry Squidward theres plenty of room!
- walks inside the locker room
SpongeBob: I... Expanded a bit.
Squidward: well its all fine and dandy but where's my clarinet?
SpongeBob: Well that's simple
SpongeBob: We just simply consult the card catalog and find.. Squidward's Clarinet drawer 36●8-B
- opens cabinet and reveals squidward's clarinet.
SpongeBob: See?
Squidward: Fine. but remember, It's vitally important that nothing happens to it
SpongeBob: Don't worry buddy!
- slams drawer shut
SpongeBob: your in good hands.
- Places order onto Scooter's table
- applience noises coming from the locker. Squidward checks the locker
Squidward: What's he doing!?
Customer 2: May i order please?
Squidward: Alright what do you want?
- applience noise
Customer 2: I'll Have-
- Jackhammer running
Customer 2: is everything OK back there?
Squidward: Yeah, Just a bit of a... renovation.
- Saw noises gets louder, locker flips.
Squidward *Freaking out*: MY CLARINET! SpongeBob!
- Opens locker door and reveals a grand locker room
Squidward: SpongeBob?
Squidward: There. 36●8-B
Squidward : *gasps* a note?!
SpongeBob: Item has temporarly moved during reconstruction. Relocated to shelf 1018●2-E.
Squidward: SpongeBob!?
Squidward: 1018●2-E
Squidward: Another note!?
SpongeBob: OOPS! DID I SAY 1018●2-E? I MEANT 2019●3-F! Sorry!
Squidward: SpongeBob!? SpongeBob!?
- SpongeBob laughing and running
Squidward: SpongeBob, Wait!
Squidward: What have you done to my-
- Ends up in the corner
- discovers a small hole. Crawls in
Squidward: SpongeBob i do not play games.
- opens the curtain. Finding himself in a forest of clarinets.
Squidward:(gasps) Where am I? What is this place?
- A Clarinet jumping in front of him, Escapes in SpongeBob's hands
Squidward: Hey Come back! I need my clarinet! Come Back! Where are you? Spogne-
- Bumps into an eagle head
Eagle: I am the keeper of the horned forest, state your buisness here.
Squidward: uuhh.. Im.. Trying to find my clarinet.
Eagle: Your Clarinet?
Squidward: Yes, my clarinet! Which i am the proud owner
- Eagle Laughs
Eagle: A Clarinet is not owned. Why dont you tell me why your really here.
Squidward: YOu calling me a liar!?
- Eagle grabs squidward with his tounge
Eagle: I dont appreciate your tone.
Squidward: Im sorry I-i-i didint mean to offend you.
Eagle: This is a sacred place where clarinets live without persecution. You need to learn respect.
Squidward: IVE LEARNED.. Ive learned respect
Eagle: I dont belive you.
- Swallows Squidward and ends up in the stomach, sees SpongeBob
Squidward: Stand still you idiot!
Squidward: I got you now!
- grabs SpongeBob and falls in a strange room, SpongeBob dissappeared.
Squidward: ha ha! Wha the- SpongeBob? SpongeBob!?
- SpongeBob laughs hanging down from a hole, as SpongeBob dissappears, it vanishes
- The Squidward in the 2 mirrors gets his clarinet and shoves it in the mouth, playing a high pitched note Squidward cant stand.
- Chases SpongeBob on a clarinet and falls into a hole and is sent into a pinball machine.
Patrick: I win! I win!
- Grabs Squidward.
Patrick: Hey.. What are you doing here?
Squidward: You tell me what in the wide world of sports is this place? And how did you get so big?
Patrick: Must be all the pressure
Squidward: What are talking about?
Patrick: It must be...... The pressure.
- Ground shakes
Partick: I gotta get outta here!
Squidward: Where are you going you imbacile!?
- Patrick runs
- Squidward gets sucked in the vaccume and explodes into space
- Squidward chases SpongeBob in space
Squidward: Almost... Gotcha!
- Crashes
- Locker opens and Squidward melts
- Krabs laughing
Krabs: I just sweet talked an old lady out of $20 for a Krabby Patty! (laughs)
SpongeBob: Squidward, are you ok?
Squidward:(Mutters) -Such a nightmare!
SpongeBob: Squidward, what are you trying to say buddy?
Squidward: I tried to get my clarinet in there... Impossible!
SpongeBob: Clari- Oh! You mean this!
- hands out clarinet
Squidward: Where did you get that?!
SpongeBob: Well, with all the ruckus you were making over it, I kept it with me, Just to make sure it was safe.
Squidward: GRRR.......
SpongeBob: Call it a friendly gesture!
Squidward: I'LL SHOW YOU A FRIENDLY GESTURE!!!! DO YOU KNOW, THE HORROR I'VE ENDEURED!!??
- Squidward throws SpongeBob into the locker
Squidward: LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT!!!!!!!
- locks it, tugs it out and on to a bus going to Far Far Away.
Squidward: ahh!
(Clarinet Auditions)
Judge: Are you ready Mr. Squidward?
Squidward: Yes, yes I am, as a matter of fact, you wouldn't belive what i have to go through to get-
- SpongeBob appears
SpongeBob: Hi Squidward! You Wouldn't Belive what I have to go through to get here.
- Squidward runs out
SpongeBob Hmm.. I was just going to bring his clarinet.