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− | |title = Squidward in Clarinetland |
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− | |titlecard = Squidward in Clarinetland.jpg |
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− | |seasonnumber = 7 |
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− | |episodenumber = 133b |
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− | |airdate = [[March 24]], [[2010]] |
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{{L|''[a beautiful day in Bikini Bottom. car leaves and pieces of asphalt fly into Squidward's face]''}} |
{{L|''[a beautiful day in Bikini Bottom. car leaves and pieces of asphalt fly into Squidward's face]''}} |
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{{L|Squidward|Ahh.. What a day!}} |
{{L|Squidward|Ahh.. What a day!}} |
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{{L|Squidward|''[Still smiling]'' Not a problem SpongeBob, not a problem at all!}} |
{{L|Squidward|''[Still smiling]'' Not a problem SpongeBob, not a problem at all!}} |
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Specials? We don't have specials! ''[Scratches the slateboard while people can't stand the screeching sound except Squidward]''}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Specials? We don't have specials! ''[Scratches the slateboard while people can't stand the screeching sound except Squidward]''}} |
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− | {{L|Squidward|Good morning sir! Welcome to the Krusty Krab}} |
+ | {{L|Squidward|Good morning sir! Welcome to the Krusty Krab.}} |
− | {{L|Thaddeus|Uh... I'll think I'll have a Krabby |
+ | {{L|Thaddeus|Uh... I'll think I'll have a Krabby Patty.}} |
{{L|''[His bad breath punches Squidward, plugs his nose, and he is still happy]''}} |
{{L|''[His bad breath punches Squidward, plugs his nose, and he is still happy]''}} |
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{{L|Squidward|1 Krabby Patty coming up!}} |
{{L|Squidward|1 Krabby Patty coming up!}} |
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{{L|Squidward|There. 36●8-B}} |
{{L|Squidward|There. 36●8-B}} |
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{{L|Squidward |''[gasps]'' a note?!}} |
{{L|Squidward |''[gasps]'' a note?!}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|Item has |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Item has temporarily moved during reconstruction. Relocated to shelf 1018●2-E.}} |
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob!?}} |
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob!?}} |
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{{L|Squidward|1018●2-E}} |
{{L|Squidward|1018●2-E}} |
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{{L|Squidward|Yes, my clarinet! Which I am the proud owner.}} |
{{L|Squidward|Yes, my clarinet! Which I am the proud owner.}} |
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{{L|''[Eagle laughs]''}} |
{{L|''[Eagle laughs]''}} |
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− | {{L|Eagle|A clarinet is not owned. Why don't you tell me why |
+ | {{L|Eagle|A clarinet is not owned. Why don't you tell me why you're really here?}} |
{{L|Squidward|You calling me a liar!?}} |
{{L|Squidward|You calling me a liar!?}} |
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{{L|''[Eagle grabs Squidward with his tongue]''}} |
{{L|''[Eagle grabs Squidward with his tongue]''}} |
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{{L|Squidward|I'm sorry I-I-I didn't mean to offend you.}} |
{{L|Squidward|I'm sorry I-I-I didn't mean to offend you.}} |
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{{L|Eagle|This is a sacred place where clarinets live without persecution. You need to learn respect.}} |
{{L|Eagle|This is a sacred place where clarinets live without persecution. You need to learn respect.}} |
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− | {{L|Squidward|''[Eagle squeezed squidward tightly]'' I'VE LEARNED.. ''[loosely]'' I've learned respect}} |
+ | {{L|Squidward|''[Eagle squeezed squidward tightly]'' I'VE LEARNED.. ''[loosely]'' I've learned respect...}} |
{{L|Eagle|I don't believe you.}} |
{{L|Eagle|I don't believe you.}} |
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{{L|''[Swallows Squidward and Squidward ends up in the stomach, sees SpongeBob]''}} |
{{L|''[Swallows Squidward and Squidward ends up in the stomach, sees SpongeBob]''}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Hey.. What are you doing here?}} |
{{L|Patrick|Hey.. What are you doing here?}} |
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{{L|Squidward|You tell me what in the wide world of sports is this place? And how did you get so big?}} |
{{L|Squidward|You tell me what in the wide world of sports is this place? And how did you get so big?}} |
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− | {{L|Patrick|Must be all the pressure}} |
+ | {{L|Patrick|Must be all the pressure.}} |
{{L|Squidward|What are talking about?}} |
{{L|Squidward|What are talking about?}} |
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− | {{L|Patrick|It must be |
+ | {{L|Patrick|It must be... The pressure.}} |
{{L|''[Ground shakes]''}} |
{{L|''[Ground shakes]''}} |
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{{L|Partick|I gotta get outta here!}} |
{{L|Partick|I gotta get outta here!}} |
Revision as of 19:38, 18 August 2015
Template:EpisodeTr/133b
- [a beautiful day in Bikini Bottom. car leaves and pieces of asphalt fly into Squidward's face]
- Squidward: Ahh.. What a day!
- [Squidward singing and enters the Krusty Krab and SpongeBob accidentally hits Squidward with the door]
- SpongeBob: Good morning Krusty Krab! [notices Squidward] Oh.. Sorry Squidward! Didin't see ya there!
- Squidward: [Still smiling] Not a problem SpongeBob, not a problem at all!
- Mr. Krabs: Specials? We don't have specials! [Scratches the slateboard while people can't stand the screeching sound except Squidward]
- Squidward: Good morning sir! Welcome to the Krusty Krab.
- Thaddeus: Uh... I'll think I'll have a Krabby Patty.
- [His bad breath punches Squidward, plugs his nose, and he is still happy]
- Squidward: 1 Krabby Patty coming up!
- Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward, you're in a chipper mood this morning, did you get an order of fancy decorative soaps in the mail or somethin?
- Squidward: Even better, I have a clarinet recital immediately after work today! So ain't nothing gonna ruin my day.
- [Nazz's baby accidentally squirts her milk from his bottle onto Squidward's clarinet box]
- Nazz: Oh, terribly sorry, sir.
- Squidward: No need! See? Not a drop!
- [Nazz's baby drools onto Squidward's clarinet]
- Squidward: [Finally snaps] Grr.. I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANY MORE!!!!!
- Mr. Krabs: I told you, there's no early-bird special, now stop calling me here-- Mother!
- Squidward: This is unacceptable!
- Mr. Krabs: What?
- Squidward: This! [points to his clarinet]
- Mr. Krabs: Nice to have ya back Squidward.
- Squidward: This is an outrage! I no longer tolerate my personal items being soiled by the ravels that crawls in this restaurant! I demand a place to put my stuff!
- Mr. Krabs: Hmm.. Okay, uhhh. I suppose you could put it with the nacho cheese, no one's got near that in years.
- Squidward: You ever read this? [Hands out a book]
- Mr. Krabs: Bikini Bottom Labor Regulations? Eewww! GROSS! [grows hives] GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME! IT'S GIVING ME HIVES!!
- Squidward: It specifically states that all employers must provide his or her employees with a secure, clean place to store personal property.
- Mr. Krabs: Gahh! Blast you Squidward! You drive a hard bargin. I guess I could rustle somthing up for ya.
- [patties sizzling]
- SpongeBob: Yeah... Sizzle those juices.
- [Krabs brings a rusty locker]
- Mr. Krabs: Oh! Here we go! Found it!
- SpongeBob: WOW, What is it?
- [Spiders eat away SpongeBobs arm]
- Mr. Krabs: It's me old navy locker. Good as new! [opens and shows bones of Corporal Sterling]
- SpongeBob: Who is that Mr. Krabs?
- Mr. Krabs: [as he empties the locker] uuhh.. Appears to be Corporal Sterling, lad. Heh...forgot all about that prank. [he empties the locker] Squidward! Your locker is ready!
- SpongeBob: Ooh! Do we share our lockers like we share hairnets?
- Squidward: Not at a whale's age.
- Mr. Krabs: Now not so fast, Mr. Squidward, the law requires that all employees have a secure place for personal items. So you are required by law, to share.
- Squidward: Ohh, I suppose I can share but only since it requires by law. Hey! This thing is filthy! You don't expect me to clean it?!
- SpongeBob: [with a bucket of water and duster] No he doesn't! And i don't either!
- [dusts the locker, Squidward and Krabs cough due to dust, opens door, absorbs the water and blasts it onto the locker, the locker looks good as new]
- Mr. Krabs: Blimey! She hasn't sparkled like this since boot camp! Carry on boys.
- Squidward: Impressive indeed. Just keep your grubby little hands to your side.
- SpongeBob: You got it, Squidward. Finally I have a clean place to store my toothbrush.
- Squidward: Just don't touch my clarinet!
- SpongeBob: I promise nothing untoward will happen.
- [Shuts locker. Rings bell]
- Squidward: Order up, SpongeBob! [walk towards SpongeBob]
- Squidward: SpongeBob! What do you think you're doing? You're supposed to be fry cooking. I told you not to touch my stuff!
- SpongeBob: I didn't! I wore protective gloves! And besides, don't you like how classy it look now?
- Squidward: Velvet..
- SpongeBob: Now I'd like to stand by and idlely chat with you, Squidward, But I must attend to my Krusty Krab duties! In the future, please keep your interruptions to a minimum sir, please!
- [SpongeBob comes in with a load of appliances]
- Squidward: And here's your change, mam.
- Squidward: What is that idiot doing now?! [throws change on ground]
- Customer: LOOSE CHANGE! [People starts collect as Mr. Krabs bursts out and yells like a gorilla to scare them away]
- Squidward: I hope you're not trying to shove the boxes into that locker!
- SpongeBob: Too late! it's already done.
- Squidward: If you smashed my clarinet-- so help me, Neptune-- I will [opens locker]
- SpongeBob: Don't worry Squidward there's plenty of room!
- [Squidward walks inside the locker room]
- SpongeBob: I... expanded a bit.
- Squidward: Well it's all fine and dandy, but where's my clarinet?
- SpongeBob: Well, that's simple
- SpongeBob: We just simply consult the card catalog and find.. Squidward's Clarinet drawer 36●8-B [opens cabinet and reveals Squidward's clarinet]
- SpongeBob: See?
- Squidward: Fine. but remember, It's vitally important that nothing happens to it
- SpongeBob: Don't worry buddy! [slams drawer shut]
- SpongeBob: You're in good hands.
- [Squidward places order onto Scooter's table when appliance noises come from the locker. Squidward checks the locker]
- Squidward: What's he doing!?
- Customer 2: May I order please?
- Squidward: Alright what do you want? [appliance noise]
- Customer 2: I'll Have- [jackhammer running]
- Customer 2: Is everything OK back there?
- Squidward: Yeah, Just a bit of a... renovation. [saw noises gets louder, locker flips]
- Squidward: [freaking out] MY CLARINET! SpongeBob! [opens locker door and reveals a grand locker room]
- Squidward: SpongeBob?
- Squidward: There. 36●8-B
- Squidward : [gasps] a note?!
- SpongeBob: Item has temporarily moved during reconstruction. Relocated to shelf 1018●2-E.
- Squidward: SpongeBob!?
- Squidward: 1018●2-E
- Squidward: Another note!?
- SpongeBob: OOPS! DID I SAY 1018●2-E? I MEANT 2019●3-F! Sorry!
- Squidward: SpongeBob!? SpongeBob!?
- [SpongeBob laughing and running]
- Squidward: SpongeBob, Wait!
- Squidward: What have you done to my- [ends up in the corner, discovers a small hole and crawls in]
- Squidward: SpongeBob I do not play games.
- [Opens the curtain. Finding himself in a forest of clarinets]
- Squidward: [gasps] Where am I? What is this place?
- [A clarinet jumping in front of him and escapes in SpongeBob's hands]
- Squidward: Hey, come back! I need my clarinet! Come Back! Where are you? Sponge-
- [bumps into an eagle head]
- Eagle: I am the keeper of the horned forest, state your business here.
- Squidward: uuhh.. I'm.. trying to find my clarinet.
- Eagle: Your clarinet?
- Squidward: Yes, my clarinet! Which I am the proud owner.
- [Eagle laughs]
- Eagle: A clarinet is not owned. Why don't you tell me why you're really here?
- Squidward: You calling me a liar!?
- [Eagle grabs Squidward with his tongue]
- Eagle: I don't appreciate your tone.
- Squidward: I'm sorry I-I-I didn't mean to offend you.
- Eagle: This is a sacred place where clarinets live without persecution. You need to learn respect.
- Squidward: [Eagle squeezed squidward tightly] I'VE LEARNED.. [loosely] I've learned respect...
- Eagle: I don't believe you.
- [Swallows Squidward and Squidward ends up in the stomach, sees SpongeBob]
- Squidward: Stand still you idiot!
- Squidward: I got you now!
- [grabs SpongeBob and falls in a strange room, SpongeBob disappeared]
- Squidward: ha ha! Wha the- SpongeBob? SpongeBob!?
- [SpongeBob laughs hanging down from a hole, as SpongeBob disappears, it vanishes. The Squidward in the 2 mirrors gets his clarinet and shoves it in the mouth, playing a high pitched note Squidward can't stand.. Chases SpongeBob on a clarinet and falls into a hole and is sent into a pinball machine]
- Patrick: I win! I win!
- [Grabs Squidward]
- Patrick: Hey.. What are you doing here?
- Squidward: You tell me what in the wide world of sports is this place? And how did you get so big?
- Patrick: Must be all the pressure.
- Squidward: What are talking about?
- Patrick: It must be... The pressure.
- [Ground shakes]
- Partick: I gotta get outta here!
- Squidward: Where are you going you imbecile!?
- [Patrick runs and Squidward gets sucked in the vaccum and explodes into space where Squidward chases SpongeBob in space]
- Squidward: Almost... Gotcha!
- [Crashes, locker opens and Squidward melts]
- Mr. Krabs: [laughing] I just sweet talked an old lady out of $20 for a Krabby Patty! [laughs]
- SpongeBob: Squidward, are you ok?
- Squidward: [Mutters] -Such a nightmare!
- SpongeBob: Squidward, what are you trying to say buddy?
- Squidward: I tried to get my clarinet in there... Impossible!
- SpongeBob: Clari-- Oh! You mean this! [hands out clarinet]
- Squidward: Where did you get that?!
- SpongeBob: Well, with all the ruckus you were making over it, I kept it with me, Just to make sure it was safe.
- Squidward: GRRR...
- SpongeBob: Call it a friendly gesture!
- Squidward: I'll show you a friendly gesture!! Do you know the horror I've endured?! [throws SpongeBob into the locker] Let's see how YOU like it!!! [locks it, tugs it out and on to a bus going to Far Far Away]
- Squidward: Ahh!
- [Clarinet Auditions]
- Judge: Are you ready, Mr. Squidward?
- Squidward: Yes, yes I am; as a matter of fact, you wouldn't believe what I had to go through to get- [SpongeBob appears]
- SpongeBob: Hi, Squidward! You wouldn't believe what I had to go through to get here.
- Squidward: [screams] AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! [he runs out]
- SpongeBob: Hmm.. I was just going to bring his clarinet.