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|First appearance:||"Squid's Day Off"|
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Squidward's toilet is a toilet who makes an appearance in "House Fancy." Patrick came running into Squidward's house, telling him that he desperately had to use the bathroom. After Patrick finishes taking a dump, the toilet comes crawling out of the bathroom in agony. Its only lines were, "Please, somebody put me out of my misery!" and "Have mercy on my soul!" before dying in Squidward's arms. It comes back to make a brief appearance in "Choir Boys," where it is shown with Squidward's Toilet Paper, whose only line was, "Don't feel bad. He did not use me yesterday either."
- In "Squid's Day Off," Squidward has a bamboo toilet set. But in "House Fancy" and "Choir Boys." Squidward has a regular toilet seat. It is possible he got a new one sometime after "Squid's Day Off."
- In "Squid Wood" and "Pineapple Fever," Squidward has a blue bamboo toilet seat.
- In "The Two Faces of Squidward," Evelyn is seen coming out of Squidward's toilet.
- In the short "Surfing Dreams," SpongeBob is seen popping out of Squidward's toilet.
- In "Slide Whistle Stooges," Squidward is briefly seen cleaning the toilet.