Squidward's Toilet is a toilet who had made an appearance in House Fancy. Patrick came running into Squidward's house, telling him that he desperately had to use the bathroom. After Patrick finishes, the toilet comes crawling out of the bathroom in agony. Its only lines were, "Just put me out of my misery!" and "Have mercy on my soul!" before dying in Squidward's arms. It also made a brief appearance in Choir Boys, where it is shown with Squidward's Toilet Paper, whose only line was, "Don't feel bad. He didn't use me yesterday either."
It's first appearance was in Squid's Day Off Where Squidward mistakes it for SpongeBob.
Trivia
- In "Squid's Day Off", Squidward has a toilet with bamboo. But in "Choir Boys", Squidward has regular toilet. It's possible he got a new one sometime after Squid's Day Off.