122 Conch Street

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122 Conch Street is the house, and residence of Squidward Tentacles Easter Island tiki. Squidward took pride in his house after winning the title of House Fancy Prince from Nicholas Whithers in a competition against his life long rival, Squilliam Fancyson. Also, Squidward's house was the location for the popular Bikini Bottom TV show "Squidward's House Party". In one episode, a fish mistakes it for 122 Conch Drive. Squidward's house mouth is a door, but originially, its mouth was closed, and a door rested underneath it.

122 conch street

Location:	Bikini Bottom
Address:	122 Conch Street
First Appearance:	Help Wanted

1 Floors
- 1.1 First Floor
- 1.2 Second Floor
2 Inhabitants
3 Damaged Instances/Losses
4 Intelligence
5 Gallery

FloorsEdit

First FloorEdit

Kitchen: This is at the Back. Squidward makes food such as cake here.
Dining Room: Next to the Kitchen. This is where Squidward eats meals. This is where he keeps his shell-phone in "House Fancy"
Living Room: Squidward watches TV and enjoys Sundays here.
Toilet: This is where Squidward keeps his "Talking Toilet" and "Talking Toilet Paper".

Second FloorEdit

Closet: A closet in Squidward's bedroom. This is where Squidward keeps all of his alarm clocks (seen in "Employee of the Month")
Bedroom: Squidward Sleeps in this room. This room can be found on the left ear (at least in "Employee of the Month it is)
Bathroom: This is where Squidward's bath tub/shower is located, just outside his bedroom.
Gallery: Squidward does his art and plays his clarinet in this room.
Back Room: Off of a back hallway, this room has wallpaper than can be easily peeled and a "messy shelf." It can be speculated that it is on the second floor, because the kitchen is at the back on the first.

InhabitantsEdit

Damaged Instances/Losses Edit

Bubblestand - His house gets carried really high by a giant bubble, dropping it from high-up causing it to get stuck in the ground.
Plankton! - Being controlled by Plankton, SpongeBob bursts through the walls.
Naughty Nautical Neighbors - The House explodes after SpongeBob and Patrick burp.
Sandy's Rocket - SpongeBob and Patrick think Squidward is an alien and bag up his belongings, destroying the inside.
I Was a Teenage Gary - SpongeBob chases Squidward destroying his house.
The Paper - Squidward trades all of his belongings for a piece of paper,including the base structure of his house. He is also seen busting through the side of his house with his shell-cart.
Dying for Pie - It was destroyed along with the rest of Bikini Bottom in the explosion.
Squidville - SpongeBob and Patrick use their reef blowers to suck up the parts and shooting them out, destroying his house.
Christmas Who- Squidward (as Santa Claus) gave all away his stuff and furniture (even his decorations) to everyone so SpongeBob could be happy. Almost the same as in The Paper.
Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm - It is crushed by the worm, along with the rest of Bikini Bottom
Can You Spare a Dime? - Squidward loses his house because he can't afford it after he quits his job.
Skill Crane - Squidward gives up the deed to his house while he was trying to win a prize
Rule of Dumb - Patrick moves his house to make a ferris wheel, destroying the inside and dropping the house into the ground.
The Krusty Plate - Same as Dying for Pie. It was destroyed with the rest of Bikini Bottom and the Krusty Krab with the maximum power.
House Fancy - When he was in a hurry, he made SpongeBob vacuum, the vacuum cleaner exploded and the house remodeled. Also, after Patrick used Squidward's bathroom, the toilet crawled out moaning and then died.
Giant Squidward - The citizens of Bikini Bottom set up a trap at the house cutting off the top.
Squid's Visit - The house caught on fire and was vaporized while Squidward was visiting SpongeBob. It was caused by a casserole in the oven
That Sinking Feeling - It sunk underground along with the rest of Bikini Bottom.
Growth Spout- Mr. Krabs stole some food so he could feed his daughter Pearl. When he left, the house said "Oh well. I needed to loose a little weight anyway" What's interesting to note is that while the house just said "oh well", Squidward was angry about it and tried to call the cops. Also in this episode the kitchen is in a unknown room in an unknown floor.
Enchanted Tiki Dreams - SpongeBob and Patrick use the house to build Squidward's paradise.
The Monster Who Came to Bikini Bottom - Raarg destroyed the house.
Sponge-Cano - The citizens of Bikini Bottom sacrifice the house to a volcano.
Big Sister Sam - Patrick's sister, Sam throws Squidward's house, removes parts and then chews up the parts into small bullet like rock, blows them out, and destroys his house completely.
A Friendly Game - It was destroyed when SpongeBob and Patrick were looking for their golf balls and making shots where they left it.

IntelligenceEdit

Squidward's house appears to have a mind of its own. It was assumed so to give a comedic effect.

The Secret Box - Tries to peek into Patrick's secret box.
Good Neighbors - It comes alive and destroys most of Bikini Bottom.
Funny Pants - It covers it's ears and makes an angry face for SpongeBob crying.
Growth Spout - After Mr. Krabs steals food from the house, it says "Oh well, I needed to lose a little weight anyway."
In a Nick Magazine comic, "House of Squidward", there is a switch buried in the backyard that makes Squidward's house come to life. He grows feet and arms. He is brought to rest when SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward cleverly disguise SpongeBob's house as a woman. Using a microphone and a speaker controlled by SpongeBob, they are able to trick the house into sitting back down in behind the walkway, and then flip the switch to keep Squidward's house from moving.

Squidward is normally seen at home and watching Fab and Fancy