Squidward Tentacles
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| Squidward Tentacles | |
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| General Information | |
| Gender: | Male |
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| Color: | Turquoise |
| Eye Color: | Yellow, with brown irises and red pupils |
| Address: | 122 Conch Street, Bikini Bottom, Pacific Ocean
Example: SpongeBob |
| Occupation(s): |
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| Aliases: | Squid, Captain Magma, Mr. Squidward, Mr. Handsome |
| Family & Friends | |
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| Pet(s): | Snellie |
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| Other Informations | |
| Interests: | Art, music, dancing, reading, fancy living, relaxing,cleaning toilets,giving bubble bathes,working at the Krusty Krab,talking to Mr Krabs |
| Series Information | |
| First appearance: | "Help Wanted" |
| Portrayer: | Rodger Bumpass |
Squidward Tentacles (born October 9, 1977) is a fictional character in the Nickelodeon animated television comedy SpongeBob SquarePants. He is the grumpy cashier of the Krusty Krab. The character is voiced by Rodger Bumpass and Dan Castellaneta. He is the most egotistical and arrogant character on the show, and is frequently the victim of torment and misfortune, usually caused by Spongebob and Patrick. Squidward was said by his portrayer, Rodger Bumpass, to have a J. for a middle name, but has later stated his middle name to be Quincy, which is supported in "Professor Squidward".
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Development
Although his name is "Squid"ward, he is actually an octopus. This was stated in a 20 minute "behind the scenes" feature of The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie DVD with creator Stephen Hillenburg and a few voice actors. The following was quoted by Squidward's voice actor, Rodger Bumpass:
- "I am Rodger Bumpass, and I play Squidward Tentacles. He's more of an adult, tries to be at least. He's an octopus, but they call him Squidward. I never understood. I guess Octoward just never worked for a name, though."
Also, in another feature on the DVD, entitled "The Case of the SpongeBob," Stephen Hillenburg quotes the following:
- "This is Squidward the octopus." Later in the feature, he quotes, "It was easier for animation to draw him with six legs instead of eight."
Squidward's name is a portmanteau of the word "squid" and the name "Edward."
Character
Squidward Tentacles' character is presented as that of a rude,cynical, and snobbish artist whose creative style is generally not appreciated by others. He has a sarcastic attitude and sees others as uncivilized fools, while failing to accept his own personal fallings. Squidward sees himself as misunderstood and unappreciated, blaming society for his misfortunes. He is annoyingly pretentious in his pursuit of the arts, unable to spot raw talent and creativity, even belittling it. He lauds "cultivated taste" and accepted standards. In the episode "Artist Unknown", he insists that his pupil SpongeBob "show his method", even when it's painfully clear that SpongeBob is creating works of artistic genius. In the episode Bubblestand, he belittles SpongeBob's brilliant bubble-blowing.
Squidward is generally portrayed as an overall failure. His musical skills with the clarinet are generally portrayed as subpar, from mediocre to excruciatingly horrible. However, In Best Day Ever", he has a concert where he plays beautifully and receives thunderous applause from the audience. SpongeBob was on the VIP list for it. His overall artistic style is shown to be abstract and overly sophisticated, and his works are commonly panned by his audiences. His critical failure is shown to be more due to his poop taste rather than a genuine lack of talent. It is worth noting that the majority of his art centers around himself, apparently holding his very being to be an artistic wonder. In "One Krab's Trash", Squidward is shown bringing flowers to a gravestone reading "Here Lies Squidward's Hopes and Dreams." Despite his lack of success, Squirward is tireless in his pursuit of artistic achievement. In "Dunces and Dragons", Squidly, Squidward's medieval counterpart, says that if he can't learn to play clarinet right, may his great great great great great great great grandson be cursed tenfold. In "Squilliam Returns", Squilliam Fancyson mentions that Squidward was voted "Most Likely to Suck Eggs" in high school .
Outwardly, he in fact shows signs of modest success: he lives in a nice, well-tended house, with no signs of slothfulness, and finds plenty of time to lead an active, involved life.
Squidward is well-educated and knows his history. When at the Krusty Krab, he is a lazy, sloppy, employee who has an intense dislike of the Krusty Krab and its managment. In the episode "Squid on Strike", he organizes a worker's strike at the Krusty Krab. He even causes the destruction of the Krusty Krab, although indirectly and accidentally.
In the episode "Squidville", he moves to a town filled with his own peers, other octopi who share his tastes and outlook on life. Here, he is forced to face how boring and oppressive his desired lifestyle really is, and he is able to ultimately break free of its bonds with a bit of inspired silliness.
Even though Squidward has tentacles, he is shown or implied to have fingers, toes and even nails in episodes such as "Once Bitten", "House Fancy", and "Giant Squidward".
In "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V," it is implied that Squidward at one point had a girlfriend when he remembered the good times he had at make-out reef.
Appearance
Squidward Tentacles is a light turquoise color, and has purple suction cups at the end of his tentacles. He has six limbs in total, two being arms and four being legs. Whenever he walks, his suction cups stick to the floor, meaning that he walks with a distinct squelching noise. Squidward has a large bald head, a skinny body, big droopy nose, a wide mouth and yellow eyes with rectangle vertical dark red irises and rectangle red pupils. When he laughs, his nose appears to be deflate and inflate repeatedly. He wears a brown short-sleeved shirt, which is sometimes ochre.
His color is inconsistent throughout the series. While he is shown to be more blue in earlier episodes, later episodes tend to show him having a lighter and more greenish color.
Occupation
Squidward works as the cashier at the Krusty Krab restaurant, along with his co-worker, SpongeBob. He hates not only his duties but the Krusty Krab itself, performs his job rather poorly and with a lack of enthusiasm, and frequently behaves rudely to the customers. In "Just One Bite", he reveals that he has never eaten a Krabby Patty and thinks them to be disgustingly unhealthy, although after having "just one bite", he falls in love with them. In "The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie", Squidward is manager of the Krusty Krab 2 for 6 days, although due to Plankton's invasion of Bikini Bottom, the new restaurant is not in service during this time. Squidward's dream in "Sleepy Time" shows him playing clarinet for a king. In Selling Out, Squidward worked as the waiter for Krabby O'Mondays. He was forced to maintain a false state of happiness, or else face "Human Resources", a thug in the back of the building.
Squidward has also been:
- The art department, filmmaker, and creator of the "real" Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Movie's designing technology. -"Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture"
- The replacement fry cook at the Krusty Krab on various occasions
- Captain Magma (a volcano-themed superhero identity) -"Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V"
- Orchestra Concert Composer and Clarinet Concert Player
- Art Lesson Teacher at the rec center
- Santa Claus
Leisure
An avid patron of the arts, Squidward has a strong affection for interpretive dance, sculpture, painting, and playing the clarinet, but seems to have almost no talent for any of them whatsoever, although he does play the clarinet beautifully at the end of the Christmas special, and at the end of the "Bubblestand" episode. He has often tried to impress the public with his artistic exhibitions, but is always either unrecognized, mocked by his audience, or upstaged by SpongeBob. Squidward always wants to be the center of attention but rarely ever is. In "Best Day Ever" he had a concert where he played beautifully and received thunderous applause from the audience. SpongeBob was on the VIP list for it, which is ironic, considering Squidward's intense hatred for him.
All his artwork, from sculptures to paintings, depicts himself in a way, even repainting existing works to include his own face.
He has tried several things to reach the fame he desires: hosting a talent show, starting his own astrology spin-off, forming a band, and so on, yet he can't seem to get much of a following. Mr. Krabs and Patrick also seem to like him, though it may be argued that Mr. Krabs only likes Squidward because of his allegiance with the Krusty Krab. It is interesting to note that Squidward once stated that "anyone can be a big shot in a hick town like Bikini Bottom", yet he cannot make a name for himself.
Near-Death Experiences
Squidward has had many injuries and near death experiences. He is one of the most unfourtunate characters, and is in some way hurt in almost every episode he is in. He is shown to be an underdog, a person who can never win. This is frequently caused by Spongebob and Patrick.
In the episode "Jellyfishing", a jellyfish stings Squidward while he is riding his bike, causing him to lose control and ride off a cliff, with an unusual and unexplained explosion as he hits the ground. The incident leaves Squidward in a wheelchair with a full body cast that prevents him from any body movement. Spongebob and Patrick go through with his "Best day ever", oblivious to his condition, and cause even more harm to him.
In "Just One Bite", Squidward consumes almost all of the Krabby Patties inside the Patty Vault, which goes straight to his thighs, causing him to literally explode. He ends up in an ambulance, with his tentacles in a bucket (held on by a medic) and only his head remaining intact.
In "Naughty Nautical Neighbors", Squidward nearly chokes to death on a fork, but is saved by Patrick.
In "The Camping Episode", Squidward gets mauled five times by a sea bear. One vicious attack involves provoking the sea bear (with all the clothings that will attract a sea bear) and then gets attacked. The other was trying to run away (including crawling) from the sea bear, which attacks him even more. The sea bear attacks Squidward one last time because the sea bear takes an immediate dislike to him.
Relationship with Spongebob and Patrick
Spongebob and Patrick are constant annoyances to Squidward. Although earlier episodes portray Squidward as simply being grouchy and intolerant, Spongebob and Patrick have progressively become more troublesome and idiotic, making Squidward much more sympathetic and justified in his anger.
Spongebob in particular is completely oblivious to the fact that Squidward hates him. When Squidward does express his frustration against him, SpongeBob is usually unable to take no for an answer. In the episode "House Fancy", SpongeBob spies on Squidward through his window; when Squidward catches him, he asks, "You want me to get the cops down here again?", indicating that this has happened before. Incidences where SpongeBob and Patrick leave home for a few days are shown to make Squidward genuinely happy, as he will have a few days of peace and quiet while they're gone, and he relishes the thought of SpongeBob moving away: in "Home Sweet Pineapple", he is shown dancing happily and repeatedly chanting "SpongeBob is leaving, he's leaving, he's leaving" on the remains of SpongeBob's pineapple before a new one grows in right on top of him. in "The Camping Episode", he relishes the thought of SpongeBob and Patrick getting permanently lost in the woods; and in "What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?", he is the only one among the main characters who is genuinely happy that the amnesiac SpongeBob has left Bikini Bottom, and only decides to look for him when Mr. Krabs bribes him with a fancy egg, which is ultimately broken when SpongeBob regains his memory and returns to Bikini Bottom. Often, Squidward's attempts to get away from SpongeBob and/or Patrick get him into trouble, such as being covered head-to-toe in cement and being mistaken for a member of an unknown species in "The Thing", running a stop sign and being forced to go to Mrs. Puff's boating school alongside SpongeBob in "Boating Buddies", and being forced to do a lifetime of community service every Sunday alongside SpongeBob and Patrick after his newly-installed security system goes haywire and destroys most of Bikini Bottom in "Good Neighbors".
Often, Squidward infers SpongeBob's simple-minded comments to be challenges, such as SpongeBob's comment of "Have fun inside" in "The Camping Episode". Proceeding this, he often goes entirely out of his way to prove to SpongeBob that he can win the "challenge", often taking the whole thing too seriously; for example, in "Snowball Effect", SpongeBob and Patrick secretly sneak away from a massive snowball fight between themselves and Squidward after Squidward hit Patrick with his clarinet while throwing an enormous barrage of snowballs. One of Squidward's greatest dreams and desires is to either have hair or to buy a wig. He seems to think he would look good with hair. In "The Original Fry Cook", it is revealed that he once had hair but it fell out, ironically after he said it would never fall out. Aside from his musical "talents", he enjoys painting several pictures of himself and hanging them up around his house. The artworks shown in Squidward's house vary between episodes.
In the episode "Artist Unknown", SpongeBob signs up for Squidward's art class and proves to be a better artist than Squidward. Eventually, SpongeBob creates an amazing statue that is beyond Squidward's capabilities as an artist. However, Squidward degrades SpongeBob's art and claims it is missing a very important element (a large nose similar to Squidward's), yet an art critic later points out that the nose is the only flaw. His sneaky attempts to undermine SpongeBob's confidence prove to be his own undoing, as SpongeBob refuses to do anything outside of the art rule book because of Squidward's lessons.
In the episode "Squid's Day Off", Squidward assigns SpongeBob to man the cash register when Mr. Krabs is at the hospital getting his arms reattached. Meanwhile, Squidward leaves the Krusty Krab for a day of relaxation, but he foolishly had SpongeBob convinced that he was doing "very important errands."
Although Squidward openly despises SpongeBob and Patrick with a passion, they view him as a very close friend and cannot be convinced otherwise, even during some of his hostile actions towards them, such as chasing them down with a bulldozer in "Opposite Day", rubbing it in SpongeBob's face that Santa didn't come in "Christmas Who?", ridiculing SpongeBob's flubbed tan in "Sun Bleached", stating that his wish for Mr. Krabs' wishing well was that SpongeBob and Patrick were stuck in a dark hole and away from him in "Wishing You Well", literally kicking SpongeBob out of his house when he attempted to warn him of an invading biker gang in "Born to Be Wild", and referring to SpongeBob as "the bane of his existence" in "Boating Buddies". SpongeBob fails to realize the clearly obvious fact that Squidward hates him, even after Squidward openly said "I hate you" to his face in "Graveyard Shift".
In "Breath of Fresh Squidward", Squidward set up an electric fence in an attempt to keep SpongeBob and Patrick from sneaking into his bedroom every single morning to watch the sunrise, but ended up getting electrocuted in it and becoming a much happier and goofier person, as well as becoming more annoying than SpongeBob and Patrick combined. In the end, he was turned back to normal after a second electrocution, and SpongeBob and Patrick were also shocked, becoming angry and mean, just like him.
SpongeBob and Patrick always encourage Squidward to participate in their games, but this only annoys him. In particular, SpongeBob and Patrick often ask him to go jellyfishing with them. In "SB-129", while he was trying to avoid SpongeBob and Patrick, Squidward locks himself in the Krusty Krab's freezer Krab's freezer and is revived 2000 years in the future by a robotic descendant of Spongebob. Squidward then attempts to return home using a time machine, but accidentally winds up in prehistoric times, where he meets primitive ancestors of Spongebob and Patrick. While here, Squidward inadvertently invents jellyfishing.
While seemingly the eternal pessimist, he occasionally tries to be like SpongeBob (often with hopes that doing so well stopped SpongeBob from bugging him), but does not ever get the hang of it. In "The Paper", however, he finds himself putting a piece of paper on his nose and dancing a jig in insanity. When SpongeBob isn't looking, Squidward will start to act more like SpongeBob from time to time, especially in the earlier episodes like "Bubblestand" and "The Paper". Squidward's voice reveals a lot about his personality and attitude, much like SpongeBob's voice. In the episode, "Selling Out", he is forced to keep a smile glued to his face by the manager of Krabby O' Mondays, which creates an interesting effect, as Squidward hardly ever smiles while showing his teeth.In fact, he also shows a hypocritism to SpongeBob and Patrick's entertainment like in the episode Snowball Effects, When he said that Snowballs a for ameteurs, in the end he become over-obsessed with it.
Despite the fact that he often shows little more than animosity towards him, in many episodes Squidward shows feelings of sympathy and outright compassion towards SpongeBob, even concern for his well being. In "Graveyard Shift", when the two believe that the Hash-Slinging Slasher is about to kill them, he says to SpongeBob, "No matter what I've said, I've always sort of liked you". in "Dying for Pie", after thinking he allowed SpongeBob to eat a pie-shaped bomb, he felt truly guilty about it and spent the day playing many of SpongeBob's childish games in order to make SpongeBob's "final" hours the best of his life. In "Fools in April", in an attempt to apologize to SpongeBob for his cruel April Fool's Day prank in that same episode, he says "I like you…and everybody else I'm forced to be in contact with". in "Squidville", Squidward moves to Tentacle Acres after SpongeBob and Patrick accidentally blow up his house, and, after several weeks of the same routine, he gets tired of it, and it is implied that he could not really enjoy himself without them around to keep life interesting. In "Pizza Delivery", he saves SpongeBob from being hit by a truck, and angrily force-feeds their customer his pizza after he refuses to pay for it and gets mad at SpongeBob for "forgetting" his drink (which didn't even order).
When Squidward is very happy, he does tend treat SpongeBob and even Patrick like friends.
Residence
Squidward lives in a house resembling an Easter Island moai, placed between SpongeBob and Patrick's houses at 122 Conch Street. It has been personified several times, such as in the episode "The Secret Box", where it seems to be peeking at SpongeBob and Patrick's talk. Despite Squidward's wish for peace and quiet, his two neighbors, SpongeBob and Patrick, make it nearly impossible, due to their high level of childish immaturity and silliness. If Squidward had the choice, he would move. He did in "Squidville", but ultimately decided that he had moved somewhere even worse. In "Opposite Day", Squidward tried to move, but SpongeBob and Patrick caused the real estate agent who was originally trying to sell Squidward's house to angrily leave, so Squidward had to stay. He also moved in "Stanley S. SquarePants". Squidward does not live alone; Snellie, his snail from "The Great Snail Race", is in residence with him.
In the episode "Squidville", after Squidward's house is destroyed by SpongeBob and Patrick, he sees an advertisement on TV about a town called "Tentacle Acres", home of many octopi who are virtually identical to Squidward, even living in Easter Island Heads. He decides to move there, and for a while life is spectacular, as he finds a large community of like-minded octopi into which he fits perfectly. Eventually, though, he starts to tire of the boring daily routine in which he does the same things every day. He begins to wreak havoc throughout the overly structured civilization of Tentacle Acres with a reef blower, and an angry mob is formed against him, who corner him in an alley and force him to escape by launching himself into the sky with his reef blower, maniacally yelling "Freedom!"
Family
Main article: Tentacles family
Rivalry
Squidward's archrival is Squilliam Fancyson, who he first met in high school band class, who, like all other octopi on the show, looks and acts similar to Squidward, but wears a robe and has a unibrow. Unlike Squidward, however, Squilliam is extremely successful in everything that Squidward has failed in, and is living Squidward's dream of being a wealthy celebrity artist with crowds of adoring fans. usually with many admirers following his presence. In Squiliam's debut episode. "Band Geeks", he calls Squidward at his home to once again rub his success in his face, saying that his band is signed to play at the Bubble Bowl but can't come, and sarcastically asking Squidward for his "band" to cover for them. Squidward, caught in the moment, claims that he does have a band and will play at the Bubble Bowl, forcing him to hastily put together a band from the residents of Bikini Bottom. Thanks to Spongebob, their performance turns out to be much better than Squilliam could have ever expected, causing him to have a heart attack.
Squilliam returns in the aptly named episode "Squilliam Returns", in which Squidward meets Squilliam and a crowd of his fans. Squilliam tries to embarrass Squidward by showing the crowd his lowly position as a cashier, but Squidward claims to own a five-star restaurant, and Squilliam agrees to take the group to dinner there, expecting this claim to be exposed as a lie. Squidward's attempts at converting the Krusty Krab into a five-star restaurant are initially unsuccessful, until he gets Spongebob to clear his mind of everything "except fine dining and breathing". Spongebob is able to turn the Krusty Krab into an extremely extravagant and fancy diner. Everything goes well until Squilliam, who is admittedly impressed, asks his waiter (Spongebob) his name. Spongebob, having erased everything else from his mind, forgets his own name and subsequently everything else, going insane and destroying the "fancy restaurant" environment, with the help of Mr. Krabs' "appetizer" coming to life.
Antagonistic Side
Squidward has a considerable antagonistic side, frequently taking advantage of the situation to stop Spongebob from tormenting him:
- In "Fools in April", Squidward gets annoyed with SpongeBob pulling harmless pranks on people at the Krusty Krab, and pulls a very cruel and harmful prank on SpongeBob in retaliation. The customers at the Krusty Krab become angry with Squidward and feel bad for SpongeBob. Squidward tries to apologize, but he is physically unable to apologize until the very end of the episode, where Spongebob has the last laugh: all his friends were standing behind him in his house and witnessed Squidward's apology.
- In "Can You Spare a Dime?", Squidward accepts SpongeBob's offer to live in his house until finds a new job. However, he takes advantage of SpongeBob's hospitality by by laying in bed all day and essentially making Spongebob his domestic slave, staying so long that the Narrator quits and not even attempting to find a job. This eventually proves too much for SpongeBob, who soon begins aggressively giving Squidward obvious hints to get a job, which Squidward fails to register. Eventually, SpongeBob angrily confronts Mr. Krabs in an attempt to force him to give Squidward his job back, and in the process accidentally reveals that Mr. Krab's first "dime" (a stone-age wheel) was in his pants the whole time, and that Squidward did not steal it.
- In "Squidward, the Unfriendly Ghost", when SpongeBob and Patrick believe they have killed Squidward and that he is now a ghost, he takes advantage of this by making them his slaves. Eventually, SpongeBob and Patrick, after reading a magazine about the Flying Dutchman's death, get the idea that Squidward is being mean and angry because he was never put to rest. SpongeBob and Patrick attempt to bury Squidward, which ultimately brings him to confess that he is actually alive. However. SpongeBob and Patrick still think that Squidward is a ghost in denial and send him to the "great beyond" by trapping him in a bubble, which floats up into the sky where the pelicans are.
- In "Grandma's Kisses" Squidward and the customers at the Krusty Krab ruthlessly tease SpongeBob for having a kiss on his forehead given by his grandma. At the end of the episode, it is shown that they have been spying on Spongebob with his grandma through her house's window.
- In "Employee of the Month", SpongeBob and Squidward viciously compete with each other for the employee of the month award, both of them trapping each other in hopes of getting to work first.
- In "The Splinter", Squidward tells SpongeBob that Mr. Krabs will have to kick him out for getting a splinter at work.
- In "I ♥ Dancing", Squidward gets jealous that SpongeBob has an audition in a musical, and "teaches" him how to dance in order to steal the spot for himself, training Spongebob to the point of exhaustion.
List of Appearances
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Squidward has to date been absent in 49 episodes.
Trivia
- In the episode "Once Bitten", Squidward owns a collection of pet rocks.
- During October of 2007, where Nickelodean characters were shown dressed as various monsters during commercial breaks, Squidward was dressed as what appears to be the Phantom of the Opera.
- Squidward can also be seen dressed in a Santa costume during a Happy Ha Ha Holidays commercial.
- In "Good Ol' Whatshisname", after stealing the What Zit Tooya's wallet, Squidward is sentenced to 10 years in jail, an unrealistically long time. However, it should be noted that Squidward also ran a stop light and resisted arrest.
- He has hinted at having suicidal thoughts, including in "Dear Vikings"("Let her rip, Jack-O!"), "Band Geeks"("Too bad that didn't kill me."), and "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV"("I wonder if a fall from this height could kill me.")
- In the episode "Not Normal",SpongeBob points out that Squidward doesn't wear pants. However, in "The Lost Mattress", Squidward is seen putting a wooden spoon in a place where a back pocket would be found.
- In the episode "The Original Fry Cook", in a flashback, Squidward used to have long blond hair.
- In the episode "What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?" it is revealed that Squidward has a obsession of decorated eggs.
- In the episode "Professor Squidward" his middle initial is revealed to be 'Q'.
- In the episode "Boating Buddies" it is revealed that Squidward owns a car, but it makes no appearances in other episodes.
- In the Netherlands, Squidward is called "Octo".
- Squidward's name is a mixture of the names "Squid" and "Edward".
- Squidward can be seen riding a recumbent bicycle in the "The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie", a reference to Rodger Bumpass, the actor who plays Squidward, as he also rides a recumbent bike.ny other episode.
- Squidward's mediocre clarinet playing is provided by series composer Brad Carow.
- Squidward was born 2 months befor Nickelodeon's debut.
- Their is a evil parody character of Squdward that is named Skodwarde that appears in various Youtube Poops (Video Remixes).
Quotes
- "Did you say Squilliam Fancyson? I'm... Squilliam Fancyson."
- "Please tell me this isn't a joke!"
- "Stay back! I have gardening tools!"
- "S-Squidumms loves his mama!"
- "I didn't need to see that."
- "And I thought this friendship would never pay off."
- "Why is it that whenever I'm having fun, I don't get payed."
- "Will I ever win?"
- "April Fools, you little sausage!"
- "OW!!"
- "What are you simpletons doing?!? You're supposed to catch jellyfish, not torture yourself with them."
- "SpongeBob!"
- "Everybody's a critic. You won't be hearing from me anymore"
- "Too bad that didn't kill me."
- "I almost wish that meant something."
- "Didn't I pay you to go away?!"
- "Technique, technique, technique, technique, TECHNIQUE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
- "What are you morons doing!?
- "Too bad SpongeBob's not here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here".
- "That son of a sausage!"
- "PATRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!"
- "What are you invertebrates doing?!"
- "SPONGEBOB PATRICK!!!!!! DO YOU MIND!?!??"
- "You have once again SINGLE-HANEDLY ANNIHALATED what may be my ONE AND ONLY CHANCE I will possibly EVER GET to sow but one tiny seed of creative hope into THE CULTURALLY BARREN WASTELAND THAT EACH AND EVERYONE OF US IS FORCED TO CALL HOME!!!!!!!!"
- "I've never heard anything more incipid, insane, uninteresting, or irrelevant before."
- "WHY MUST EVERY 11 MINUTES OF MY LIFE BE FILLED WITH MISERY? WHY?!"
- "Hello, heaven's little wonders. Take me on a chocolate vacation..."
- "What are you Neanderthals doing?!"
- "Squidward commandeths ye to clean out his back room."
- "YES I WAS!!! YOU CALL YOURSELVES GOOD NEIGHBORS? YOU'RE THE WORST NEIGHBORS EVER!!! YOU DON'T DESERVE TO WEAR THOSE PHEZZES!!!"
- "Does this look unsure to you?"
- "Alright, who had the Krabby Patty and who had the Krabby Patty"
- "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!"
- "That mini Squid!!"
- "Hey those are all my moves"
- "That was awful"
- "He stole my jokes, he stole my job, he stole my standin ovation"
- "A SEQUIN SUIT!!!!!"
- "Now where do I sign?"
- "My dreams are crushed, but hey I won't see that mini squid again"
