This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Pest of the West short "Spurskate," which aired on April 16, 2008.
- Announcer: Are you tired of the same recreational activities?
- Fish #1: [gets hit by a horseshoe] Yes
- Announcer: Then you need to know about Spurskate the newest Bikini Gulch craze [SpongeBuck is shown skating with spurs on skates]
- SpongeBuck: Isn't this fun
- Pecos: Yeah, anyone can do it, even me
- Announcer: Spurskate is great for anyone, you can freestyle spurskate [Hopalong is shown sawing through the floor] Or go extreme Spurskate
- [SpongeBuck jumps over four seahorses with flaming cactuses and breaks his legs]
- Announcer: Hehe, it's up to you, now stop walking [Fish #2 gets run over by SpongeBuck] Because the world is passing you by on Spurskates
- Fish #2: Wow, what are those?
- Announcer: They're Spurskates so join the rest and be your Spurskate best.
- Crowd: With Spurskates!