This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Pest of the West short "Spurskate," which aired on April 15, 2008.
- Announcer: Are you tired of the same old recreational activities?
- Fish #1: [gets hit by a horseshoe] Yes!
- Announcer: Then you need to know about Spurskate, the newest Bikini Gulch craze. [SpongeBuck is shown skating with spurs on his skates]
- SpongeBuck: Isn't this fun?
- Pecos: Yeah, and anyone can do it, even me.
- Announcer: The Spurskate is great for anyone! You can freestyle Spurskate! [Hopalong is shown sawing through the floor] Or go extreme Spurskate!
- [SpongeBuck jumps over four seahorses with flaming cactuses and breaks his legs]
- Announcer: Hehe, it's up to you, so stop that walking. [Fish #2 gets run over by SpongeBuck] 'Cause the world is passing you by on Spurskates.
- Fish #2: Wow, what are those?
- Announcer: They're Spurskates, so join the rest and be your Spurskate best.
- Crowd: With Spurskates!