The episode begins with SpongeBob taking out the trash. Meanwhile, a package falls out of a mail truck and onto SpongeBob's lawn. Patrick (who came out of the garbage can) and SpongeBob wonder what's inside. SpongeBob looks for an address, but he does not see one (the address, which says Sandy Cheeks, was actually located on the other side of the package). Patrick opens the package then SpongeBob looks inside the package and they find a bunch of sports equipment in the package. However, SpongeBob and Patrick are not sure what the equipment does. They test the stuff. First, they think a golf club is used to getting books off the top shelf so they knock the books down. Second, they think a bowling ball is a whipped cream holder. Patrick tries to eat the whipped cream on the bowling ball. He accidentally drops the bowling ball. It gets in his mouth. The bowling ball broke the floor and Patrick falls through the floor. Third, they think a baseball glove is a portable snail bed. Patrick wants to try so he knocks Gary off. Patrick fell asleep on it as well. While they’re trying out the sports equipment, Squidward makes a sophisticated meal. A tennis ball breaks his window and is bouncing around his kitchen. Squidward gets mad because of this then he hears SpongeBob and Patrick laughing. He goes outside and sees SpongeBob and Patrick destroying his garden. Squidward gets really mad and says “What are you doing with this equipment?” SpongeBob Patrick don’t know what equipment means. Squidward tells SpongeBob and Patrick what the equipment is. SpongeBob doesn’t know what sports means. Squidward tells SpongeBob and Patrick what sports means. SpongeBob and Patrick want to play sports. SpongeBob and Patrick want Squidward to teach them how to play sports. Squidward was saying no, until Angel and Devil Squidward. Angel Squidward says he should teach them but if they play incorrectly, sports can be dangerous. Devil Squidward says he should teach them incorrectly because it’s payback time. Angel Squidward gets hit by a tennis ball and says “let him have it, right between the eyes.” Squidward changes his mind and “teaches them.” First, they play horseshoes except they you have blindfolds and pain gets you points. After playing it 100 more times, SpongeBob and Patrick are really hurt. Second, SpongeBob and Patrick have to do a race with roller skates. SpongeBob and Patrick’s feet get really hurt. After they finish the race, they’re really hurt. SpongeBob and Patrick have a big sportz tournament. SpongeBob and Patrick keep getting really hurt. While they’re having the big tournament, Sandy’s looking for her sports equipment. She finds the package but it doesn’t have her sports equipment. Sandy hears the big tournament. She walks there and asks SpongeBob and Patrick what’s going on. SpongeBob says “there in a middle of a sports game.” Sandy says this isn’t any sports game she’s ever seen before. SpongeBob says it’s kickboxing. Sandy says whatever you’re playing. It’s causing you a lot of pain. They won’t stop playing because they’re in a middle of a tie. The Rule Giver comes out. Sandy goes to The Rule Giver. She realizes it’s Squidward. Squidward prefers "King of Sportz."
Sandy realizes that Squidward’s making a game where SpongeBob and Patrick get hurt and won’t let them stop. Squidward says “he’s just giving the people what they want.” Sandy’s going to put a stop to this because SpongeBob and Patrick are getting really hurt. Squidward resumes the game. Sandy challenges Squidward a game of basketball. Squidward says no. The people say they want him to play. He plays sportz. First round is basketball. Sandy wins the first round and Squidward says it was a foul. Sandy says tell that to your mother. Squidward goes to his mother. His mother doesn’t want to hear it. Second round is soccer. Sandy wins again. Third round is football. Sandy win for the third time in a row. Fourth round is pool, which Sandy wins. Sandy is the winner of sportz. Since Squidward got hurt throughout the game. He became just as hurt as SpongeBob and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick come and talk and the game she and Squidward had. Sandy ends their game and says they’re both winners. Sandy gives all three of them a big hug. She was hugging them so hard that Squidward’s head popped and his eyes fell on him.
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