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"Sportz?" is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season ten. In this episode, Squidward invents a new sport to get back at SpongeBob and Patrick for annoying him.



The episode begins with SpongeBob taking out the trash. Meanwhile, a package falls out of a mail truck and onto SpongeBob's lawn. Patrick (who came out of the garbage can) and SpongeBob wonder what's inside. SpongeBob looks for an address, but he does not see one (the address, which says Sandy Cheeks, was actually located on the other side of the package). Patrick opens the package then SpongeBob looks inside the package and they find a bunch of sports equipment in the package. However, SpongeBob and Patrick are not sure what the equipment does. They test the stuff. First, they think a golf club is used to getting books off the top shelf so they knock the books down. Second, they think a bowling ball is a whipped cream holder. Patrick tries to eat the whipped cream on the bowling ball. He accidentally drops the bowling ball. It gets in his mouth. The bowling ball broke the floor and Patrick falls through the floor. Third, they think a baseball glove is a portable snail bed. Patrick wants to try so he knocks Gary off. Patrick fell asleep on it as well. While they’re trying out the sports equipment, Squidward makes a sophisticated meal. A tennis ball breaks his window and is bouncing around his kitchen. Squidward gets mad because of this then he hears SpongeBob and Patrick laughing. He goes outside and sees SpongeBob and Patrick destroying his garden. Squidward gets really mad and says “What are you doing with this equipment?” SpongeBob Patrick don’t know what equipment means. Squidward tells SpongeBob and Patrick what the equipment is. SpongeBob doesn’t know what sports means. Squidward tells SpongeBob and Patrick what sports means. SpongeBob and Patrick want to play sports. SpongeBob and Patrick want Squidward to teach them how to play sports. Squidward was saying no, until Angel and Devil Squidward. Angel Squidward says he should teach them but if they play incorrectly, sports can be dangerous. Devil Squidward says he should teach them incorrectly because it’s payback time. Angel Squidward gets hit by a tennis ball and says “let him have it, right between the eyes.” Squidward changes his mind and “teaches them.” First, they play horseshoes except they you have blindfolds and pain gets you points. After playing it 100 more times, SpongeBob and Patrick are really hurt. Second, SpongeBob and Patrick have to do a race with roller skates. SpongeBob and Patrick’s feet get really hurt. After they finish the race, they’re really hurt. SpongeBob and Patrick have a big sportz tournament. SpongeBob and Patrick keep getting really hurt. While they’re having the big tournament, Sandy’s looking for her sports equipment. She finds the package but it doesn’t have her sports equipment. Sandy hears the big tournament. She walks there and asks SpongeBob and Patrick what’s going on. SpongeBob says “there in a middle of a sports game.” Sandy says this isn’t any sports game she’s ever seen before. SpongeBob says it’s kickboxing. Sandy says whatever you’re playing. It’s causing you a lot of pain. They won’t stop playing because they’re in a middle of a tie. The Rule Giver comes out. Sandy goes to The Rule Giver. She realizes it’s Squidward. Squidward prefers "King of Sportz." Sandy realizes that Squidward’s making a game where SpongeBob and Patrick get hurt and won’t let them stop. Squidward says “he’s just giving the people what they want.” Sandy’s going to put a stop to this because SpongeBob and Patrick are getting really hurt. Squidward resumes the game. Sandy challenges Squidward a game of basketball. Squidward says no. The people say they want him to play. He plays sportz. First round is basketball. Sandy wins the first round and Squidward says it was a foul. Sandy says tell that to your mother. Squidward goes to his mother. His mother doesn’t want to hear it. Second round is soccer. Sandy wins again. Third round is football. Sandy win for the third time in a row. Fourth round is pool, which Sandy wins. Sandy is the winner of sportz. Since Squidward got hurt throughout the game. He became just as hurt as SpongeBob and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick come and talk and the game she and Squidward had. Sandy ends their game and says they’re both winners. Sandy gives all three of them a big hug. She was hugging them so hard that Squidward’s head popped and his eyes fell on him.

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The episode name was confirmed in a tweet by Vincent Waller on November 12, 2016.[1]


 ) Associated production music
 ) Original music
 ) SpongeBob music

  Sporting Triumph - Ronald Hanmer [Title card]
  Unknown Track 1 - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [Opening]
  Unknown Track 21 - "Ooh..."
  Hot Steel and Slide Licks (l) - Jeremy Wakefield [SpongeBob looking through the box.]
  Unknown Track 38 - Nicolas Carr [SpongeBob takes sports equipment from the box.]
  Skipping to School - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [SpongeBob and Patrick trying to figure out what the sports equipment is for.]
  Hot Steel and Slide Licks XI - Jeremy Wakefield [Patrick bounces onto the baseball glove.]
  Steel Sting (x) - Jeremy Wakefield [Patrick gets sleep.]
  Bobmatisme - Achille Alberto Scotti [Squidward preparing a meal for himself.]
  Tension Bits - Nicolas Carr, Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [Squidward growls.]
  Gator - Steve Belfer [Squidward's garden gets ruined by SpongeBob and Patrick.]
  ? [Angel Squidward appears.]
  Down in Davy Jones' Locker - Nicolas Carr [Devil Squidward appears.]
  Hot Steel and Slide Licks - Jeremy Wakefield [Angel Squidward crushed by a tennis ball.]
  Hot Steel and Slide Licks (b) - Jeremy Wakefield ["I'd be happy to teach you all about sports, SpongeBob."]
  Hot Steel and Slide Licks (a) - Jeremy Wakefield [Squidward laughs.]
  Cartoon Sting 4 - SpongeBob and Patrick throw horseshoes around a stick blindfolded.
  Hot Steel and Slide Licks (n) - Jeremy Wakefield ["Squidward, can the game be over now?"]
  Earl's Revenge - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [SpongeBob and Patrick skating on the floor.]
  Hot Steel and Slide Licks (f) - Jeremy Wakefield [Close-up of SpongeBob and Patrick's swollen ankles.]
  ? [SpongeBob and Patrick doing dangerous sports at the outdoor sports arena.]
  A Fishy Conversation - Barry Anthony [Sandy looking for her sports equipment.]
  Cornu Fanfare (a) - Francis Shaw [The rule giver appears.]
  Big Bad Giant - Paddy Kingsland [Sandy challenges Squidward to a game of basketball.]
  Happy March - Sam Spence [Sandy makes a basket.]
  Hot Steel and Slide Licks (e) - Jeremy Wakefield ["Tell it to your mama, Squidward!"]
  Speed Trials (a) - Rod Argent, Robert Howes [Sandy playing soccer.]
  Hot Steel and Slide Licks (t) - Jeremy Wakefield [Squidward pulls his head back up.]
  Unknown Track 3 - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [Sandy does a football round and launches Squidward to a pool table.]
  The Irish Patriot - Sam Spence [Sandy wins.]
  Bikini Bottom Bound - Nicolas Carr, Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [Ending.]


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  • As of July 18, 2017, The Internet Movie Database (IMDB) gives this episode a rating of 9.4/10 based on 8 ratings by users.[2] users give this episode a 7.5/10 based on 2 votes.[3]




SpongeBob Promo 'Sportz?' (July 2017)00:31

SpongeBob Promo 'Sportz?' (July 2017)

SpongeBob Sportz? Trailer00:31

SpongeBob Sportz? Trailer

SpongeBob Sportz? Extended Trailer01:23

SpongeBob Sportz? Extended Trailer


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