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⚫ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Brace yourself! ''[Mr. Krabs hides under a table, and SpongeBob hides under a barrel, the wrecking ball then misses the Krusty Krab]'' Huh? ''[the wrecking ball then destroys the Chum Bucket]'' Plankton's destroying the Chum Bucket? Heh, heh, I guess he's finally given up on the restaurant business. Couldn't take the competition. ''[a bulldozer than drags a Coliseum to where the Chum Bucket was]'' What is that? ''[a giant monitor appears on top of the Coliseum, and Plankton is on it]''}} |
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⚫ | {{L|Plankton|Greetings, citizens of Bikini Bottom. Behold my imperial Chum Coliseum! ''[nobody is excited]'' I vow to introduce to this fair city, culture, in the form of hand to hand grappling! ''[still nobody is excited]'' I intend to enrich your lives culturally, by exhibiting the moist spectacle of gladiators in mortal conflict! ''[still no one is excited]'' My corporate under writers told me to mention that it's free! ''[everyone is excited, and they run into the coliseum]'' Come one! Come all! Remember, kids love gladiators.}} |
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⚫ | {{L|Plankton|I can still feel the burns. Which is why I removed all molten liquid from this maneuver. And it's why this time, I will be the one with all the customers. And Krabs will be the pathetic one, in an empty restaurant, stuck with a computer for a wife. ''[Karen shuts down]'' Uh, sorry, honey.}} |
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⚫ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I agree, it's very suspicious. And he may have lured a few of our fair-whether customers in with some cheap entertainment, but our loyal customers, know quality when they taste it! So let's get in there, and serve 'em up a burger they tell there grand-guppies about! ''[they walk into the Krusty Krab, and it's empty]'' Where's all my loyal customers?}} |
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⚫ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|But when he steals me customers, then I push back! Gentlemen, to the coliseum! ''[cuts to the coliseum where there is a sign that says "GLADIATOR FIGHT 2-DAY!", Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, and Squidward sit down]'' This reeks of evil. And i'm going to sniff out the source. ''[Mr. Krabs sniffs, then Plankton appears]''}} |
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⚫ | {{L|Plankton|Now, I've been waiting for 20 years to have the amount of customers Krabs sees everyday! And I won't let that be ruined because the show's boring, or the foods in-edible. So sit down, enjoy the show and buy some chum! ''[everyone walks back to there seat with a chum stick, scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}} |
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Revision as of 13:08, 9 July 2014
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- [episode starts at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob is washing windows and singing]
- SpongeBob: ♪Ooooooooo-oooooooohhh-woh-woooh, how much chum could a sea slug chug if a sea slug could chug...♪ [gasps, because he notices something outside, he then uses a pay phone to call Mr. Krabs in his office] Mr. Krabs, you gotta get out here! It's a code blue situation!
- Mr. Krabs: Please deposit 25 cents to continue this call.
- SpongeBob: Sure thing, Mr. K. [SpongeBob puts a quarter in the pay phone] Mr. Krabs, you gotta get out here! It's a code blue situation!
- Mr. Krabs: Code blue?! [Mr. Krabs runs out of his office] What's the matter boy?
- SpongeBob: I think Plankton wants to destroy our way of life.
- Mr. Krabs: Man alive! [Plankton has a wrecking ball near the Krusty Krab] He's taking us down!
- Plankton: [laughs] Get ready Krabs, [pulls a lever] for the surprise of your life!
- Mr. Krabs: Brace yourself! [Mr. Krabs hides under a table, and SpongeBob hides under a barrel, the wrecking ball then misses the Krusty Krab] Huh? [the wrecking ball then destroys the Chum Bucket] Plankton's destroying the Chum Bucket? Heh, heh, I guess he's finally given up on the restaurant business. Couldn't take the competition. [a bulldozer than drags a Coliseum to where the Chum Bucket was] What is that? [a giant monitor appears on top of the Coliseum, and Plankton is on it]
- Plankton: Greetings, citizens of Bikini Bottom. Behold my imperial Chum Coliseum! [nobody is excited] I vow to introduce to this fair city, culture, in the form of hand to hand grappling! [still nobody is excited] I intend to enrich your lives culturally, by exhibiting the moist spectacle of gladiators in mortal conflict! [still no one is excited] My corporate under writers told me to mention that it's free! [everyone is excited, and they run into the coliseum] Come one! Come all! Remember, kids love gladiators.
- Debbie: Wow, real-life conflict, for free!
- Nathiel: Let the horror show begin! [everyone in the Krusty Krab runs to the coliseum]
- Plankton: [laughs] Oh, Karen, even though you're just a frigid machine, your circuits must be welling up with emotion at my latest achievement.
- Karen: Oh, yes, my resisters are simply gushing from there copper foiled traces.
- Plankton: This will prove to be my greatest evil scheme ever!
- Karen: That's what you said when you tried to boil Krabs in a giant bisc.
- Plankton: I can still feel the burns. Which is why I removed all molten liquid from this maneuver. And it's why this time, I will be the one with all the customers. And Krabs will be the pathetic one, in an empty restaurant, stuck with a computer for a wife. [Karen shuts down] Uh, sorry, honey.
- SpongeBob: Wow, looks like Plankton finally has some customers!
- Mr. Krabs: I agree, it's very suspicious. And he may have lured a few of our fair-whether customers in with some cheap entertainment, but our loyal customers, know quality when they taste it! So let's get in there, and serve 'em up a burger they tell there grand-guppies about! [they walk into the Krusty Krab, and it's empty] Where's all my loyal customers?
- Squidward: They've all taken there grand-guppies to see the guts and gore across the street.
- Mr. Krabs: That lower life form can slender my name, and desecrate me mother's grave,
- Mama Krabs: I'm right here!
- Mr. Krabs: But when he steals me customers, then I push back! Gentlemen, to the coliseum! [cuts to the coliseum where there is a sign that says "GLADIATOR FIGHT 2-DAY!", Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, and Squidward sit down] This reeks of evil. And i'm going to sniff out the source. [Mr. Krabs sniffs, then Plankton appears]
- Plankton: Welcome one and all, to the first bi-annual big arena of annihilation! [everyone cheers]
- SpongeBob: Whoo!
- Plankton: Brought to you by your's truly. So without further ado, let the mauling begin! [everyone cheers again]
- Scooter: All right!
- SpongeBob: Yay! [Plankton releases a Sea Lion into the ring, everyone cheers again] Whoo! Isn't this a boat load of fun, Squidward? I can't wait to see the poor sucker who has to go against that beast!
- Squidward: You call this fun? This is just cheap uncultured lay sport.
- Plankton: Now, release the opponent.
- SpongeBob: Yes! [Plankton releases Patrick into the ring, everyone cheers again] Patrick? How could they? This is horrible! [cries]
- Squidward: This is fabulous! [laughs]
- Plankton: Enough dilly-dallying. Send out the blood sausages! [two people put a necklace of sausages on Patrick]
- Patrick: All right! [Patrick is about to eat a sausage, then the lion growls at him, Plankton laughs]
- Plankton: That pink dim-wit doesn't stand a chance with those sausages around his throat! As soon as the smell of sausage hits that ravenous lion fishes nostrils, he'll be all over Patrick like mold on a shower curtain!
- Sally: Rip his sausages off!
- Patrick: Ohh. Nice kitty. [notices sausages] Hey, kitty, want a sausage? A nice, delicous, tasty, sausage. [takes a bite out of the sausage, the lion snatches it from him, and growls at him] Spotamcafeltafish! [runs from the lion]
- SpongeBob: I can't sit here and watch this! That's my best friend out there! [SpongeBob jumps into a chariot, and goes toward Patrick] Patrick!
- Patrick: What? Oh, oh it's you. Hey, how's it going buddy?
- SpongeBob: No time for chit chat, get in! [SpongeBob pulls Patrick in the chariot] Hurry up nelly!
- Nat: Boo!
- Mama Krabs: Boring! [throws tomato at the ground] I want to see some funny parts!
- Mr. Krabs: Mom!
- Plankton: This is ridiculous! I order a simple brutal mauling for my denasenses, and I get a circus act! Time for phase 2! [cuts to Plankton with a Chum Stick] Chum on a stick! Get your fresh chum right here! Some chum for you miss?
- Sadie: Well, all this waiting around for someone to get mauled is making me a bit hungry.
- Plankton: Here, take this one. It's fresh and warm, like my hospitality.
- Sadie: Why thank you.
- Plankton: Just ten dollars please.
- Sadie: Ten dollars? Why would I pay ten dollars, when I can go across the street and get a Krabby Patty for one dollar?
- Mr. Krabs: Exactly!
- Plankton: You don't get this kind of entertainment with a Krabby Patty, do you?
- Sadie: No, I suppose not.
- Plankton: Ten dollars, or the fights off!
- Sadie: Ah, fine, whatever.
- Plankton: Here you are. I'm sure I've made a satisfied customer of you all ready.
- [Sadie takes him, eating and spits it out]
- Sadie: That was appalling! What was in that?
- Plankton: Oh, just the usual ingredients. Some jellyfish squeezings, whale blubber, sea horse snout, and a sprinkle of anchor rust. [Sadie throws up]
- Sadie: Oh barnacles, that's foul! [everyone tries to leave, but Plankton locks all the exits]
- Plankton: Now, I've been waiting for 20 years to have the amount of customers Krabs sees everyday! And I won't let that be ruined because the show's boring, or the foods in-edible. So sit down, enjoy the show and buy some chum! [everyone walks back to there seat with a chum stick, scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick]
- SpongeBob: What do we do now Patrick?
- Patrick: Don't worry, I'm all ready doing it. (Patrick is eating a sausage)
- SpongeBob: No! [slaps the sausage out of his hands] Patrick, now is not the time for eating, now is the time to avoid being eaten by that giant... Huh? [the lion eats the sausage that SpongeBob slapped out of Patrick's hand, then chases them again] That's it Patrick! He's not chasing us, he's chasing those tasty, tender, delicious, succulent sausages around your neck. [SpongeBob throws the sausages off of Patrick]
- Plankton: Chum on a stick. Get your chum. [notices sausages] What the? [sausages land on Plankton] Oh great! Now how am I going to entertain the masses? [lion growls at him] Hey watch where you're... [notices the lion, and it growls at him again] Oh dear! [screams, then the lion growls at him, Plankton then runs out of a tiny door] Phew. Good thing I thought ahead, with that escape door. Try and catch me now, you frissy feline! [laughs, then the lion busts a hole, allowing him to get out, Plankton then screams, because he's chasing him] No! Nice kitty. Want some chum? [cuts to the Krusty Krab, where all the customers are there again]
- Mr. Krabs: You know I'm not one to give out comments likely, I've gotta hand it to you boy, [referring to SpongeBob] if you didn't throw those sausages into the audience, we would have been dead meat!
- SpongeBob: My pleasure captain!
- Patrick: Yeah, thanks buddy! You really saved my behind! No joke! [shows that there's a hole in his pants, revealing his butt]
- Mr. Krabs: I think that it's safe to say, that no matter how diabolical Plankton's plans may be, he'll never have the loyalty, of me good customers.
- Scooter: One Krabby Patty, please.
- Mr. Krabs: But of course, my good customer. That'll be ten dollars.
- Scooter: Ten dollars? What happened to one dollar?
- Mr. Krabs: Ahem, perhaps you'd like to speak to our financial expert. ["financial expert" is the lion that was chasing Plankton, Scooter is scared, and gives Mr. Krabs ten dollars]
- Scooter: Stupid inflation.
- Mr. Krabs: Thanks for your business. [everyone laughs, they then stop and walk away, the lion then growls, and the episode ends]