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This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants The Clash of Triton short "SpongeGod," which aired on July 13, 2010.

  • Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, if you were a god like Neptune here [Neptune's fins hits Patrick] what would you do?
  • SpongeBob: Well, Patrick, I'm glad you asked that question. [becomes big] ♪I would give free Krabby Patties, to the whoole darn town.♪ [patties come out of eyes]
  • Mr. Krabs: Not free!
  • SpongeBob: ♪And if I saw a frown, "Aha!" I'd turn it upside down!♪ [Squidward's frown into smile, smile burns, Squidward muffles] ♪And as for toxic waste, I don't care for the taste.♪ [face turns green and peels]
  • SpongeBob: [telling beside Patrick's head] ♪So listen to my scheme. I'd change it into ice creeeam!♪ [toxic waste becomes ice cream, singing stops]
  • SpongeBob: And that's what I would do. What would you do, Patrick?
  • Patrick: Ditto.
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