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{{L|''[The episode starts at Krusty Krab with Squidward snoring and muttering. SpongeBob, who is in the kitchen, takes an order from the order window, puts it in front of his face and scans it. He squeals and his eyeballs turn into Krabby Patties. He Throws the order down, goes to the freezer, opens the door, walks inside and gets a Krabby Patty between two pieces of paper; he brings it to the grill and removes the top piece of paper.]''}}
{{L|''[At the [[Krusty Krab]]. Squidward at register sleeping and snoring. SpongeBob reaches up to take order paper from the kitchen. He puts the paper up to his face and looks really excited. His eye have Krabby Patties as pupils now. SpongeBob tosses the paper and walks to the freezer, opens the door, and gets one patty. The patty is covered by paper on the top and bottom. SpongeBob takes off the top piece, crumbles it, and flicks it to the trash. He flips the patty over and onto the grill with his hand and takes off the other piece of paper. He flicks it away and it goes through the register window and bounces off of Squidward's head and lands in the trash bin. SpongeBob presses the button on the "Slice-O-Matic" to turn it on. He then puts his body through it head first and little sponge bodies run down the counter, jump into the soapy sink, and start cleaning the dishes. They all go back to the floor and stack in the 3x3 section and SpongeBob pops back into his normal shape. SpongeBob flips the patty on the grill, puts his spatula away in his pants, and lunges through the register window, waking Squidward and knocking his hat off]''}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh-wah! ''[He crumples up the piece of paper and throws it into the garbage can, which on the other side of the room. He puts the patty on the grill on the side that does not have paper on it. He removes the remaining piece of paper, crumples it up and throws it out the order window, where it bounces of Squidward's head, who is still sleeping, and lands in the garbage can next to him. The scene changes to SpongeBob powering up the Slice-O-Matic and splits himself into small naked SpongeBobs that jump into sink full of soapy water, so they can wash the dishes. After getting the job done, they all go to the grill (there is nine of them) where the real SpongeBob is reconstructed with his spatula in his hand.]'' Oh! ''[He flips the patty, puts the spatula in his pocket and flies through order window, waking up Squidward by taking his hat off.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Huh? Who's that?}}
 
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{{L|Squidward|Hmm? Who's that? ''[Puts his hat back and goes back to sleep.]''}}
{{L|''[Squidward puts his hat back on and goes to sleep. SpongeBob lands on a beam close to the ceiling next to a bucket and mop. He ties a rope to his hat, does a "victory screech" type of scream, and jumps down to the floor swinging. He mops the floor as he swings back and forth. He swings back up the beam, dives down, cuts the rope with scissors, and flies back through the register window to the kitchen, knocking off Squidward's hat and picking up a patty with his spatula.]}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Ah. ''[SpongeBob places the patty on a bun and tosses his spatula away. He cracks his knuckles. His hands go all around has he places the toppings on the patty.]'' Hmm, something's missing. ''[He opens a cabinet full of pickles in jars.]'' Aha! June 15th! ''[Looks through the jars and pulls one out. Shakes it and listens to the sound. Opens it and sips the juice, swishes the juice around in his mouth, and the spits it back into the jar.]'' Fine month for pickles. ''[Places two pickle slices onto the Krabby Patty and places lettuce over them like a blanket, tucking them in. He flips the top bun onto the patty] [Squidward snoring at register. SpongeBob swings door open making a loud bang. He's holding the Krabby Patty on a plate]'' Order up! One perfect patty on a pristine plate in a squeaky-clean Krusty Krab! Man, oh, man do I love my job. ''[Mr. Krabs taps SpongeBob on the shoulder]'' Hey, Mr. Krabs. What's the good word?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[Lands on a beam where a bucket and a mop are prepared, ties rope to his hat, takes mop puts his head and does the victory screech. Jumps of the beam and mops floor while swinging across the Krusty Krab. He continues to mop the floor but this time he spins while leaving water tracks in a form of "Z" on the floor. He gets back on the beam.]'' Ah! ''[Takes spatula out of his pocket, leans himself off the beam again, he cuts the rope tied to his hat, he flies back to the kitchen through order window and takes a patty of the grill. He lands near a counter with containers with the Krabby Patty ingredients and makes two halves of a patty.]'' Hmm, something's missing. ''[Realizes what is missing and runs towards a cabinet with pickles and opens it. He picks which one it is and takes it.]'' Aha! June 15th. ''[He shakes the jar, opens the lid, slurps some of the pickle juice, evaluates it in his mouth, and returns it to the jar.]'' Fine month for pickles. ''[He goes back to the counter and adds two pickles and adds a slice of lettuce which was on the other side of the patty, he then connect both halves, he then exit from kitchen with the fully-made Krabby Patty]'' Order up! ''[He wakes Squidward and Squidward's hat falls off.]'' One perfect patty on a pristine plate in a squeaky-clean Krusty Krab. Man, oh, man, do I love my job! ''[Mr. Krabs taps him on the shoulder]'' Hey, Mr. Krabs. What's the good word?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|We, actually, SpongeBob, uh, there's two words. And they're not very good. You're fired.}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, actually, SpongeBob, uh, there's two words. And they're not very good. You're fired.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Chuckles in disbelief)]'' What!?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[chuckles]'' Oh, Mr.- ''[shouts]'' what?}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Wakes up]'' Fired!?}}
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{{L|Squidward|Fired?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Mr. Krabs making calculations]'' We'll you see, I've been doin' some calculatin', and, you know, crunching the old numbers. ''[Pulls paper from calculator and shows SpongeBob]'' And it turns out that I'll save a whole nickel if I cut your salary. Completely}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, you see, I've been doin' some calculatin' and, you know, crunching the old numbers. And it turns out that I'll save a whole nickel if I cut your salary. Completely.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Stuttering and stammering]'' But how about if I work for free?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[stammers]'' But how about if I work for free?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yeah, I looked into that. Apparently, it's "illegal." ''[making air quotes]'' And I'll lose my "vendor's license." Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yeah, I looked into that. Apparently, it's ''[makes air quotes]'' "illegal". And I'll lose my "vendor's license". Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.}}
{{L|Customer|Uh, 'scuse me. Is that mine? ''[Customer points to Krabby Patty]''}}
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{{L|Bill|Uh, 'scuse me. Is that mine?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I don't know. Maybe. ''[Sniffs. SpongeBob Drops the patty on the floor]'' Take it.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|I don't know. Maybe. ''[Drops the plate and sniffs]'' Take it.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Mr. Krabs pulls SpongeBob closer to him]'' You know I love you like a son, but you can't argue with a nickel.}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[grabs SpongeBob]'' You know I love you like a son. But you can't argue with a nickel.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Sweating nervously]]'' But--but--but--but-bu-bu-but-but-bu-bu-but--but-bu-bu-but-but-but-but.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|But--but--but--but--but--but--but--but--but--but--but--but--but--but--but--but--but--but.}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Hey, what about me? Can I get fired too?}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Hey, what about me? Can I get fired too?}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm afraid not, Squidward. You've got seniority.}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm afraid not, Squidward. You've got seniority.}}
{{L|Squidward|Squidward: Oh, yeah.}}
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{{L|Squidward|Oh, yeah.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Nope, it's gotta be you son. You're canned. ''[Hands SpongeBob a can]'' Here's your pink slip. ''[Puts pink dress on SpongeBob.]'' I'm giving you the ax. ''[Gives SpongeBob ax. SpongeBob drops it, splitting his body down the middle. SpongeBob pops back together]'' You're fired.}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Nope, it's gotta be you, son. You're canned. ''[Gives can to SpongeBob]'' Here's your pink slip. ''[Puts pink dress on SpongeBob]'' I'm giving you the ax. ''[Gives SpongeBob an ax. SpongeBob splits himself in half with it and returns to normal afterwards.]'' You're fired.}}
{{L|''[Gasps. Starts crying]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps, then bursts into tears]'' No! Not that! Anything but that! ''[Starts crying]''}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|So, uh, if you could just hand over your spatula. Um... I'll just take that. ''[Grunts while he tries to takes spatula out of SpongeBob's hand.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No! Not that! Anything but that!}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Here, I'll get that for you. ''[Takes his arm off]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|So, uh, if you could just hand over your spatula. Uhh, I'll just take that.}}
 
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'll also need the hat. Allow me. ''[Tries to take the hat of SpongeBob's head, but it is connected to SpongeBob's head, he succeeds with heavy resistance]'' Go ahead; take a moment to collect yourself. Long as you need. ''[Walks away]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs tries to take SpongeBob's spatula]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Here, I'll get that for ya.}}
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{{L|''[SpongeBob's tears flood the Krusty Krab and the register boat floats away.]''}}
 
{{L|Old Man Jenkins|''[sitting on the barrel]'' I'm not a very strong swimmer.}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob pulls off his own arm and gives it to Mr. Krabs]}}
 
 
{{L|Squidward|''[Comes over with a cranking hole maker and makes a hole in the floor and the tears drain through the hole. Walks away and comes back with a box carrier. He picks up SpongeBob with it.]'' Okay, that's enough. It's closing time. ''[He moves SpongeBob out of the Krusty Krab and SpongeBob stops crying]'' You know, it just won't be the same around here without you. You'll have to visit sometime... ''[Pushes SpongeBob off the box carrier and backs up through the Krusty Krab doors with it.]'' As a customer. ''[SpongeBob starts crying again. Squidward talks to him from the front door.]'' Buh-bye now. Sayonara. Good riddance. ''[He closes the door and walks past a window]'' Man, is it gonna be sweet without that pest around! ''[He stops as he sees SpongeBob looking through the window while whimpering and Squidward lowers a "Krabby Patty" ad to hide him.]'' This day couldn't get any better. ''[Turns around and see Mr. Krabs]'' Well, Eugene, let me commend you on a terrific business decision. But now that SpongeBob's gone, who will be running the grill?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Eh, I'll also need the hat. Allow me. ''[Mr. Krabs tries to take SpongeBob's hat. It suctions to one of his pores and then pops off]'' Go ahead. Take a moment to collect yourself. Long as you need.}}
 
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward, I'll have you know, ''[put SpongeBob's hat on the top of his eye stalks]'' I was five times "golden spatula" in the navy, ''[He holds up the spatula, still attached to SpongeBob's hand]'' so I'll be runnin' the grill. ''[It catches on fire.]'' Ooh!}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob's crying floods the Krusty Krab and the register boat starts floating away.]''}}
 
{{L|Old Man Jenkins| ''[Floating on a barrel]'' I'm not a very strong swimmer.}}
 
{{L|''[Squidward walks over by SpongeBob and screws a hole in the floor. Tears drain. SpongeBob is still crying. Squidward comes over to him with a box carrier and lifts SpongeBob away.]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Okay, that's enough. It's closin' time. ''[Squidward brings SpongeBob out the front door]'' You know, it just won't be the same around here without you. You'll have to visit sometime...as a customer. ''[SpongeBob starts crying again]'' Buh-bye now. ''[Squidward waves goodbye]'' Sayonara. Good riddance. ''[Closes door]'' Man is it gonna be sweet without that pest around. ''[SpongeBob has his face against the window. Squidward lowers a "Krabby Patty" sign in front of his face]'' This day couldn't get any better. Well Eugene, let me commend you on a terrific business decision. But now that SpongeBob's gone, who will be running the grill?}}
 
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs puts on SpongeBob's hat and holds up the spatula still attached to SpongeBob's arm]''}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward, I'll have you know I was five times golden spatuler in the Navy, so I'll be runnin' the grill. ''[The spatula catches on fire]''}}
 
 
{{L|Squidward|I can smell the grease fires already.}}
 
{{L|Squidward|I can smell the grease fires already.}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob walking into his has at night looking sad]''}}
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{{L|''[The scene changes to show nighttime, SpongeBob walking towards his house with head lowered.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey Gary, I'm home. Forever. ''[leans over the armrest of his sofa. Crying]''
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[enters his house where Gary is waiting on the front door]'' Hey, Gary, I'm home. ''[Walks to his chair, lowers his head over the chair's arm and starts crying again.]''}}
{{L|Gary|Mow-meow. ''[Asking what's wrong)]''}}
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{{L|Gary|''[Walks up to the chair]'' Meow. Meow.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Mr. Krabs feels he doesn't need me anymore}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[takes his head up]'' Oh, Mr. Krabs feels he doesn't need me anymore.}}
 
{{L|Gary|Meow.}}
 
{{L|Gary|Meow.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What's that Gary? You need me? Aw, the unconditional love of a pet. ''[Gary holds up his food bowl]'' Oh, I'm sorry. Here I am wallowing in my misery, and it's past your dinner time. ''[They go into the kitchen, Gary drops the bowl on the floor, SpongeBob opens the cabinet and pulls out a can of snail food. Uses can opener to open it. His arm twists around the can as it spins]'' I used to feed everyone in Bikini Bottom. Now I just feed you. ''[Walks over and dumps food into bowl from can while his arm is still twisted around the can. Walks back to couch and his arm unravels. Gary sits SpongeBob's hand on the armrest]'' Oh, thanks, Gary.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|What's that, Gary? You need me? Oh, the unconditional love of a pet. ''[Gary takes his food bowl and puts it on the chair's other arm]'' Oh, I'm sorry. Here I am wallowing in my misery, and it's past your dinnertime. ''[Gets off the chair's arm and walks to the cabinet, bows his head over the counter below it and sighs. Takes the can of Snail food out of the cabinet and uses a can opener to open it. He manages to get his arm tangled to the can]'' I used to feed everyone in Bikini Bottom. ''[He walks over to Gary and his food bowl]'' Now I just feed you. ''[He pours the snail food out of the can into Gary's food bowl. The can falls on the floor and SpongeBob's arm unwrapped as he leaves to sit on the chair. Gary brings SpongeBob's long arm and puts it over the chair's arm]'' Oh, thanks, Gary.}}
{{L|Gary|Meow.}}
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{{L|Gary|Meow. ''[Gary leaves]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob holds up remote]'' That's how I used to hold my spatula. ''[Starts crying] [Patrick can be heard crying in the distance. Then SpongeBob sees Patrick at the window.]'' Patrick, what's wrong?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[takes remote]'' That's how I used to hold my spatula. ''[He jumps off the chair and gets on his knees and starts crying again. He stops when he hears a distant sobbing noise and then starts sobbing too. Stops when he hears distant sobbing again. He looks out his window to see it was Patrick. He walks over to the window.]'' Patrick, what's wrong?}}
{{L|Patrick|Oh, hey SpongeBob. I heard you crying, and it made me sad.}}
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{{L|Patrick|''[stops sobbing]'' Oh, hey, SpongeBob. I heard you crying and it made me sad. ''[Both do a stifled crying]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Gee, I'm sorry. Why don't you come inside.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Gee, I'm sorry. Why don't you come inside?}}
{{L|Patrick|Okay! ''[Patrick comes smashing through the window]'' Hi, SpongeBob! Why are you making me so sad?}}
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{{L|Patrick|''[enters by breaking through the wall]'' Hi, SpongeBob! Why are you making me so sad?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, the most horrible thing happened today. I got... f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f--}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, the most horrible thing happened today. I got-- f-f-f-f-f-f-f...}}
{{L|Patrick|Free french fries!?}}
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{{L|Patrick|Free French fries?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f--}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|F-f-f-f-f-f-f...}}
{{L|Patrick|Fried fatatas!?}}
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{{L|Patrick|Fried Frittatas?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f--}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|F-f-f-f-f-f-f...}}
{{L|Patrick|Frothy frappe!?}}
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{{L|Patrick|Frothy frappe?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|F-f-f-f-f--}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|F-f-f-f...}}
{{L|Patrick|I can't think of any more food that starts with the letter "C," SpongeBob.}}
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{{L|Patrick|I can't think of any more food that starts with the letter "c", SpongeBob.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|It's not food, Patrick. I got fired.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|It's not food, Patrick. I got fired.}}
{{L|Patrick|Hey, that's great! Being unemployed is the best gig I know! I'll tell you what, meet me tomorrow morning, and I'll introduce you to the wonders of the unemployed lifestyle.}}
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{{L|Patrick|Hey, that's great! Being unemployed is the best gig I know! ''[He grabs SpongeBob's side]'' I tell you what. Meet me tomorrow morning, and I'll introduce you to the wonders of the unemployed lifestyle.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry Patrick, I can't. I have to work-- oh. Yeah, okay.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry, Patrick, I can't. I have to wor-- oh. Yeah, okay.}}
{{L|Patrick|Great! See ya then.}}
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{{L|Patrick|''[pats him on the head]'' Great. See you then. ''[Exits by breaking through another wall and leaves a hole behind.]''}}
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{{L|''[SpongeBob sighs. "The Next Morning" time card appears on the screen. Scene changes to show Patrick walking towards SpongeBob's house while humming.}}
{{L|''[Patrick slams through the wall as he leaves. SpongeBob sighs]''}}
 
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{{L|Patrick|''[Knocks on the front door. Lock starts to turn and the door slowly opens]'' Oh! ''[SpongeBob exits house with "Best Day Ever" cup and a 5:00 shadow. His shirt is messy and his tie is loose.]'' Hey, buddy! Are you ready? Ready for your first day of glorious unemployment? Or as I like to call it, "fun-employment"! ''[His eyebrows go up and down, to indicate, "Get it?"]''}}
{{L|French Narrator|The next morning}} {{L|''[Time card showing "The Next Morning..."]''}}
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, sure. ''[Slurps]'' Whatever.}}
{{L|''[Patrick is walking over to SpongeBob's house. Humming. Knocks on the door. SpongeBob slowly opens it and comes out.]''}}
 
 
{{L|Patrick|That's the spirit! ''[Leads SpongeBob out of his house]'' Now, the first stop on our tour of fun-employment is a healthy breakfast with our good friend Mr. Squidward. ''[Patrick is standing in his petunias and pointing at Squidward raking his garden]'' Hey, Squidward! How are you this fine morning? ''[Squidward starts growling angrily]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Gasps]'' Hey buddy! Are you ready? Ready for your first day of glorious unemployment? Or as I like to call it, "funemployment."}}
 
 
{{L|Squidward|''[angrily]'' How many times do I have to tell you... Keep.. ''[Throws tomato]'' Off... ''[Throws cucumber]'' My... ''[Throws another tomato]''... Petunias?!}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob is holding a "Best Day Ever" mug and he is unshaven and looking bad]''}}
 
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{{L|Patrick|''[has two tomatoes and cucumber arranged to form eyes and nose. Takes tomato, salts it, eats it, takes cucumber with his tongue, and eats it.]'' I'll just save this for later. ''[Puts tomato in his pants]'' Now you try.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah sure, whatever.}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[still holding the "Best Day Ever" cup]'' Uh... ''[Stands in petunias as Patrick exits it while laughing.]'' Hey, Squidward. Look at me. I'm fun-employed! ''[Slams a basket full of vegetables on SpongeBob and rips apart his hat. SpongeBob slurps.]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob takes sip from mug and then puts his arm down, spilling the rest of the drink]''}}
 
 
{{L|Patrick|Hey, you're good at this. Next on our i-tin-er-ary, a brief mid-morning siesta. ''[He sticks himself to his rock.]''}}
{{L|Patrick|That's the spirit! ''[They walk over by Squidward's garden. Squidward is working]'' Now, the first stop on our tour of fun-employment is a healthy breakfast with our good friend, Mr. Squidward. Hey, Squidward! ''[Squidward sees Patrick standing in the garden and gets angry]'' How are you this fine morning?}}
 
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{{L|''[SpongeBob takes the basket with vegetables off his head and uses Gary's slime to glue himself to the rock but it does not hold him long, so he falls off the rock.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|How many times do I have to tell you...Keep! Off! My! Petunias!}}
 
{{L|''[Throws tomatoes and other vegetables at Patrick. Patrick salts them and eats them]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|I'll just save this for later ''[Puts last tomato in his pants]'' Now you try!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Sighs. Sips from mug. Patrick is laughing]'' Hey, Squidward, look at me. I'm funemployed.}}
 
{{L|''[Squidward dumps vegetables on SpongeBob's head then takes off his hat and tears it apart. SpongeBob sips from mug]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Hey! You're good at this. Next on our itinerary, a brief mid-morning siesta.}}
 
{{L|''[Patrick flops onto the outside of his house face first. Snoring. SpongeBob grabs Gary and wipes slime all over his face then does the same as Patrick. He slides down and off the rock]''}}
 
 
{{L|Gary|Meow.}}
 
{{L|Gary|Meow.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob is leaned on Patrick's rock and Patrick is still glued to it.]''}}
{{L|''[Sitting against Patrick's rock. SpongeBob takes deep breath. Takes chunk of sponge from his head and dips it into drink then eats it. Section from his head grows back. Patrick yawns and walks over to SpongeBob]''}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[sighs deeply and then groans. sighs deeply and then groans. Tears a part of himself off, dips it into the coffee and eats it. The teared part grows back and then Patrick wakes up and walks over to SpongeBob.]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Are you feelin' any better yet?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob sips from mug]'' Uh-uh.}}
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{{L|Patrick|''[yawns]'' Are you feelin' any better yet?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[slurps]'' Uh-uh.}}
{{L|Patrick|Come on, SadPants. You know what always picks me up? ''[Patrick picks up SpongeBob]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|Come on, SadPants. You know what always picks me up? ''[Picks SpongeBob up]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Nope. ''[SpongeBob lets down his arm spilling drink]}}
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[spills coffee]'' Nope.}}
{{L|Patrick|Eating lunch with friends!}}
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{{L|Patrick|Free lunch with friends!}}
{{L|''[At Sandy's house. There is a big banner on her treedome reading "Volunteers wanted, All you can eat!"]''}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[lifts cup in the air]'' Yippee.}}
{{L|Sandy|Okay, let's begin the experiment.''[Sandy is holding a clipboard and pen. SpongeBob and Patrick are there along with another fish. Fish eats from bowl. His face swells up and gets big]'' Okay, next! ''[Points to Patrick]''}}
 
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{{L|''[The scene changes to show the exterior of Sandy's Treedome where a sign saying "Volunteers Wanted, All You Can Eat!" has been put up. The scene zooms in to show Sandy with a clipboard and a pen and three volunteers (a fish, Patrick, and SpongeBob) at a table with bowls of unknown, orange, substance in front of them, each has a letter in front of them, the fish has "A", Patrick has "B", and SpongeBob has "C". SpongeBob and Volunteer A are holing spoons, and Patrick is hold a fork.]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Oh, boy! Lunch! ''[Patrick face plants into the food and eats it.]'' Ahh. ''[Another starfish body grows on his forehead.]''}}
 
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{{L|Sandy|Okay, let's begin the experiment. ''[Volunteer A eats his sample and his head expands into the shape of a ball.]'' Mm-hmm. ''[Writes down some notes and walks to the Patrick]'' Okay, next.}}
{{L|Forehead Patrick|More! More!}}
 
 
{{L|Patrick|Oh, boy, lunch! ''[Puts his head into his sample and eats and a tiny Patrick grows on his forehead]''}}
{{L|''[Patrick feeds the forehead starfish]''}}
 
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{{L|Patrick's Forehead|More! More! ''[Patrick gives him more]''}}
{{L|Sandy|Very interesting. ''[Writes down something.]'' Okay, next. SpongeBob! I almost didn't recognize you! You look awful! What are you doing with these here freeloaders?}}
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{{L|Sandy|Very interesting. ''[Writes something down again and walks to SpongeBob]'' Okay, next. ''[Notices that it is SpongeBob]'' SpongeBob! I almost didn't recognize you. ''[Shows SpongeBob's face]'' You look awful! What are you doin' with these here freeloaders?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I got fired. Now I'm funemployed. Woo-hoo.}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|I got fired. Now I'm fun-employed. ''[Shakes his spoon in the air]'' Whoo-hoo. ''[He takes a spoonful of his sample and is about to eat it, but Sandy stops him.]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob almost eats food. Sandy stops him]''}}
 
{{L|Sandy|Whoa there. You do not wanna eat that.}}
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{{L|Sandy|Whoa, there. You do not want to eat that.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Why? What is it?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Why? What is it?}}
{{L|Sandy|Heck if I know. ''[whispering]'' This here's a psychological test to see how much weird gunk folks'll eat if it's free. Who's for seconds! ''[Gets more food from barrel with toxic symbol on it.]''}}
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{{L|Sandy|Heck if I know. ''[Whispering]'' this here's a psychological test to see how much weird gunk folks will eat... if it's free. ''[She walks over to a barrel with the radioactive sign on it and smoke coming from it. She stirs it and scoops up the content with a ladle]'' Who's for seconds?}}
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{{L|Both Patricks|Me! ''[Sandy refills Patrick's bowl.]''}}
{{L|Patrick and Forehead Patrick|Me!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Here ya go, little buddy.}} ''[Patrick gives it to forehead starfish and it goes down to Patrick's mouth.]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|''[takes a spoonful and gives it to tiny Patrick]'' Here ya go, little buddy. ''[He chews it, swallows it and it falls onto Patrick's tongue. He swallows it.]'' Ahh. Mmm!}}
 
{{L|Sandy|SpongeBob, you're a mess. You're falling apart. ''[SpongeBob's brain with his eyes falls out of his head. Sandy picks it up.]'' Come on now, SpongeBob. You need to pull yourself together. Get some structure in your life. ''[Puts brain and eyes back into SpongeBob's head]'' What you need is a new job.}}
{{L|Forehead Patrick|Ah. Mmm.}}
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob|You're right, Sandy. ''[Turns to Patrick]'' I'm afraid I can't do this anymore, Patrick. Unemployment may be fun for you, but I need to get a job.}}
{{L|Sandy|SpongeBob, you're a mess. You're fallin' apart. ''[The side of SpongeBob's head opens up and his brain and eyes fall out]'' Come on now, SpongeBob, you need to pull yourself together. Get some structure in your life. ''[Sandy picks them up and puts them back in]'' What you need is a new job.}}
 
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{{L|Patrick's Forehead|Who do you think you're fooling, you loser? You couldn't keep a job if you tried!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You're right, Sandy. I'm afraid I can't do this anymore, Patrick. Unemployment may be fun for you, but I need to get a job.}}
 
{{L|Forehead Patrick|Who do you think you're foolin', you loser! You couldn't keep a job if you tried!}}
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{{L|Patrick|Hey! You can't talk to my friend like that! ''[Punches tiny Patrick into face]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick's Forehead|Unh! ''[Groans]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Hey! You can't talk to my friend like that! (Patrick punches forehead starfish]'' Don't listen to him, SpongeBob. You need to follow your heart.}}
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{{L|Patrick|Don't listen to him, SpongeBob. You need to follow your heart.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Thanks, Patrick. It's time to rejoin the workforce. Gainful employment, here I come! ''[SpongeBob cleans up and makes beard go away with a grunt]'' I'm ready! Woo-hoo! ''[SpongeBob running down the street and dancing.]'' I'm ready. I'm ready. For a new job. For a new job. I'm ready. For a new job. I'm ready. ''[Walks into Weenie Hut]'' Greetings, purveyor of elongated sausage products. I would love to work at your establishment.}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Thanks, Patrick. ''[Put finger in the air]'' It's time to rejoin the workforce. Gainful employment, here I come! ''[He grunts and his 5:00 shadow disappear and his clothes become neat. He also looses the gunk in his eyes and his holes become their normal shape.]'' Yah! I'm ready! Whoo-hoo! ''[He walks away. The scene changes to show him walking down the street.]'' ♪I'm ready, I'm ready for a new job, for a new job, I'm ready for a new job; I'm ready♪ ''[He enters a restaurant called the "Weenie Hut".]''}}
{{L|Mr. Weiner|''[Fish dressed up as a weenie]'' Well you do look enthusiastic. ''[SpongeBob gives a big smile]'' Hmm, alright kid, let's see what you got. ''[Mr. Weiner brings SpongeBob to kitchen]'' So, this is the kitchen.}}
 
{{L|''[SpongeBob is now wearing a weenie hat. Kitchen isn't in good shape]''}}
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{{L|''[The scene changes to show the interior of "Weenie Hut"]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[He sees a man dressed in a weenie costume and talks to him.]'' Greetings, purveyor of elongated sausage products! I would love to work at your establishment.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hmm, this grill is not in very good shape.}}
 
 
{{L|Mr. Weiner|''[dressed as weenie]'' Well, you do look enthusiastic. ''[Shows SpongeBob looking enthusiastically]'' Hmm. All right, kid. ''[He holds SpongeBob's side.]'' Let's see what you got. ''[They walk into the kitchen. SpongeBob now has a hot dog-shaped hat on.]'' So this is the kitchen.}}
{{L|Mr. Weiner|Oh, we don't use the grill. We cook everything on the roller. ''[Mr. Weiner shows SpongeBob the weenie roller. SpongeBob gasps and screams]'' Good luck, kid.}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Hmm. ''[He goes to the grill and touches a button and it pops off and is hanging on a wire.]'' This grill is not in very good shape.}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob picks up a weenie. It flops over. He places it in a bun]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Glaring at the hotdog]'' Hmm, there's something not quite right about this food, but I'm not sure what it is. Ah-ha! ''[He chops up the hotdog with a spatula]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Weiner|Oh, we don't use the grill. ''[Points to the roller]'' We cook everything on the roller. ''[Shows roller with hot dogs rolling on it. SpongeBob screams]'' Good luck, kid. ''[Walks outside]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[takes a hot dog off the roller and puts it in the bun]'' Hmm. There's something not quite right about this food, but I'm not sure what it is. ''[Gets an idea]'' Aha! ''[Slices the hot dog into pieces]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Weiner opens box of weenies like they are cigars. He eats one]''}}
 
{{L|Mr. Weiner|Hey! Where are those weenies!}}
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{{L|''[The scene changes to Mr. Weiner waiting outside of the kitchen]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Weiner|''[takes a golden box with three sausages out of his jacket, takes one out, closes the box, returns the box, smells the sausage, eats it and then burps. He turns to the kitchen door.]'' Hey! Where are those weenies? ''[SpongeBob slams him with the kitchen door while exiting with a plate of "weenie patties".]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob slams door open, smashing the weening man against the wall]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Your weenies, sir. ''[Holds up a plate. Mr. Weiner inspects the food]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Your weenies, sir. ''[presents the plate of "weenie patties" to Mr. Weiner]''}}
{{L|Mr. Weiner|What in the name of Davy Jones's gym shorts are these?}}
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{{L|Mr. Weiner|What in the name of Davy Jones' gym shorts are these?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|They're weenie patties!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|They're weenie patties.}}
{{L|Mr. Weiner|What are you, some kind of nut!? You've ruined my weenies! ''[Places it back on the plate and tosses the place away]'' You're fired!}}
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{{L|Mr. Weiner|What are you some kind of nut? You've ruined my weenies! ''[Throws the plate away]'' You're fired! ''[Throws SpongeBob's hat away]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|But Mr. Krabs, why!?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Aah! But, Mr. Krabs, why?}}
{{L|Mr. Weiner|Mr. who?}}
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{{L|Mr. Weiner|Mr. Who?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I mean Mr. Weiner!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|I mean, Mr. Wiener!}}
{{L|Mr. Weiner|Just go!}}
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{{L|Mr. Weiner|Just go. ''[SpongeBob leaves]''}}
{{L|''[Points outside. SpongeBob leaves the Weenie Hut. Walks over to Pizza Piehole]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[outside]'' Well that was a setback. ''[Shows him heading to the "Pizza Piehole"]'' Hello, Pizza Piehole!}}
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{{L|''[The Scene changes to show the inside of "Pizza Piehole" where a fish is dressed in a pizza costume]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, that was a setback. Hello Pizza Piehole! [Pizza Pete is making pizza. Tosses dough up and it sticks to ceiling fan]'' Excuse me, Mr. Pizza Man, you need a fry cook?}}
 
{{L|''[Dough lands on Pizza Pete's head]''}}
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{{L|Pizza Pete|''[throws pizza dough in the air and it ends up on the fan]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[from behind]'' Excuse me, Mr. Pizza man. ''[Approaches]'' You need a fry-cook? ''[Pizza dough falls on the fish]''}}
{{L|Pizza Pete|Oh boy, do I. Can you make pizza}}
 
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{{L|Pizza Pete|''[removes part of dough blocking his view]'' Oh, boy, do I! Can you make pizza? ''[Hands him the dough]''}}
{{L|''[He hands the dough to SpongeBob]''}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[takes dough]'' Eh... probably. ''[Stretches dough, throws in into the air and starts spinning it on his pointer finger]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Eh, probably}}
 
 
{{L|Pizza Pete|Oh, that's amazing. ''[Shakes SpongeBob's hand]'' Congratulations, you're hired.}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob kneads and spins dough with no problem]''}}
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Cool. ''[Walks to the oven while still spinning the dough on his finger, put it on the kitchen board and then in the oven]'' Well, it's no Krabby Patty, but... Perhaps I'll find contentment.}}
{{L|Pizza Pete|Ah, that's amazing. Congratulations, you're hired.}}
 
 
{{L|Pizza Pete|''[wiping the table]'' Hey, buddy, how's the pizza coming?}}
{{L|''[Pizza Pete shakes SpongeBob's hand]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Cool. ''[Puts dough by fire stove. Makes pizza.]'' Well it's no Krabby Patty, but perhaps I'll find contentment.}}
 
{{L|Pizza Pete|''[wiping off a table]'' Hey buddy, how's the pizza comin'?}}
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Almost done! But I did change the recipe a bit.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Almost done! But I did change the recipe a bit.}}
{{L|Pizza Pete|''[Chuckles]'' No problem. A few extra toppings never hurt anyone. ''[See pizza. SpongeBob gives it to the Pizza Pete with a bun on it]'' Huh? What have you done! You turned an innocent pizza into a...pizza patty! It's an abomination!}}
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{{L|Pizza Pete|''[laughs]'' No problem. ''[Bell dings]'' A few extra toppings never hurt anyone. ''[SpongeBob approaches with "Pizza Patty"]'' Huh? What have you done? ''[Shows Pizza Patty]'' You've turned an innocent pizza into... a Pizza Patty! It's an abomination!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah! Of deliciousness!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, of deliciousness!}}
 
{{L|Pizza Pete|You're fired!}}
 
{{L|Pizza Pete|You're fired!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|But, who will make the Krabby Patties?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|But who'll make the Krabby Patties?}}
{{L|Pizza Pete|Krabby Patties? What do you think this is, the Krusty Krab?}}
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{{L|Pizza Pete|Krabby Patties? What do you think this is, the Krusty Krab? ''[Holding SpongeBob's leg, he drops SpongeBob on the ground outside of the restaurant]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gets up and cleans dirt off himself.]'' Like I need his dumb job, anyway. I hope his pepperoni falls off. ''[Enters "Taco Sombrero"]'' Hey, taco man, may I have a job, ''por favour?''}}
{{L|''[Pizza Pete puts SpongeBob outside]''}}
 
 
{{L|Señor Taco|''[dressed in a taco costume]'' Hmm. All right. Let's see what you can do with a burrito.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, like I need his dumb job anyway. Hope his pepperoni falls off. ''[SpongeBob walks over to Taco Sombrero]'' Hey taco man, may I have a job, por favor?}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[enters kitchen "in" door, we hear some noises inside and he then exits through the kitchen "out" door with "Burrito Patty" in a bun]'' How about that?}}
{{L|Señor Taco|Hmm, alright. Let's see what you can do with a burrito.}}
 
 
{{L|Señor Taco|''[takes "Burrito Patty"]'' Interesting. It's some sort of "burrito patty". Hmm. ''[turns to customers]'' Who'd like to taste it?}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob walks into kitchen]''}}
 
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{{L|Pilar|I'll give it a go! ''[Takes Burrito Patty, tries to bite it and ends up squeezing its content to Frank and Billy]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Walks out with burrito on a bun]'' How about that?}}
 
{{L|Señor Taco|Interesting. It's some sort of burrito patty. Hmm. Who'd like to taste it?}}
 
{{L|Pilar|I'll give it a go!}}
 
{{L|''[Pilar tries it. Bites into it and the burrito sprays out the sides onto the Frank and Billy]''}}
 
 
{{L|Señor Taco|You're fired!}}
 
{{L|Señor Taco|You're fired!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|But I've given you the best years of my life, Mr. Krabs!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[starts whimpering]'' But I've given you the best years of my life, Mr. Krabs! ''[Cries while holding Señor Taco's feet]''}}
{{L|Señor Taco|Get to steppin'.}}
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{{L|Señor Taco|Get to steppin'!}}
{{L|''[Spongebob cries. Runs out. Goes into Wet Noodle. A bunch of noise is heard going on inside.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[He cries while going from "Taco Sombrero" to "Wet Noodle". Some crashing is heard once he gets inside.]''}}
{{L|Noodle Guy|You're fired ''[Noodleman carries SpongeBob outside and kicks him away. SpongeBob face-plants into the sand]'' and take your noodle patty with you!}} {{L|''[The Noodle Guy throws the noodle patty at SpongeBob]''}}
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{{L|Noodleman|''[dressed as Chinese Takeout box. He carries SpongeBob out.]'' You're fired! ''[Kicks SpongeBob]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Aah! ''[Lands in dirt]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I'll take it alright. I'll take it to go! Home. ''[Sighs]'' For years I worked at the Krusty Krab. Now I've been fired five times in one day. ''[SpongeBob walks to his house. Goes inside]'' Who are you gonna cook for now, SpongeBob?}}
 
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{{L|Noodleman|''[shows "Noodle Patty"] And take your noodle patty with you! ''[Throws it at SpongeBob]''}}
{{L|Gary|Meow-ow-ow.}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[Noodle Patty splashes his face]'' Oh, I'll take it, all right. I'll take it to go! Home.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry, Gary, you must be starving. ''[Picks Gary up. Goes to kitchen.]'' Don't worry Gare-Bear, I'll open up a can of Snail-Po for ya. ''[No food in the cabinet]'' Oh no, we're all out of Snail-Po. We'll just have to make our own. ''[SpongeBob opens fridge and chops up vegetables. Makes food on stove. Whistling]'' ''[tastes it]'' Perfect! ''[Puts it in a can. Paints a "Snailpo" label, and labels the can. Hammers the top on]'' One homemade can of Snail-Po!}}{{L|''[SpongeBob opens the can back up with a can opener. Puts food in Gary's bowl. Tosses the can in the trash]''}}
 
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{{L|''[The scene changes to show SpongeBob walking towards his house with his head lowered. He passes both Patrick and Squidward's houses.]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sighs]'' For years I worked at the Krusty Krab. Now I've been fired five times in one day. ''[Enters his house]'' Who are you gonna cook for now, SpongeBob?}}
 
{{L|Gary|''[approaches]'' Meow.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry, Gary, you must be starving. ''[Takes Gary to the kitchen]'' Don't worry gare-bear. ''[Goes towards the cabinet]'' I'll open up a can of Snailpo for you. ''[Opens cabinet and see there is nothing in there]'' Oh, no. ''[Turns to Gary]'' We're all out of Snailpo. ''[Walks away]'' We'll just have to make our own. ''[Opens fridge takes some vegetables out of it and closes the fridge with his foot. Takes the vegetables to kitchen counter, chops them with his hands, carries them to a pot, and puts them in that pot. Whistles while it's cooking and then takes a wooden spoon to mix the contents until it starts boiling. Tastes what's on the spoon.]'' Perfect! ''[Takes the pot, leaves it on kitchen counter, he takes can, and puts the pot's contents in it.]}}
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{{L|''[The scene changes to show SpongeBob painting "Snailpo" and its logo on a piece of paper]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[glues the label that he made to the can, put the lid on it and hits the can with a mallet, so that the lid can settle. He presents it to Gary]'' One homemade can of Snailpo! ''[Uses can opener to open it, pours snail's food into Gary's food bowl and throws the can into trash on the other side of the room.]''}}
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{{L|Gary|''[eats satisfactorily]'' Meow.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[leans towards Gary]'' What's that, Gary? It's the best food you've ever had?}}
 
{{L|Gary|Meow.}}
 
{{L|Gary|Meow.}}
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{{L|''[Scene expands to show Patrick eating food from different food bowl and still having tiny Patrick on his forehead.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What's that Gary? It's the best food you've ever had?}}
 
 
{{L|Patrick|''[raises his head]'' Yeah, this is dee-licious! Does it have any side effects?}}
{{L|''[Gary eats the food]''}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[stands up]'' Only satisfaction. ''[Sighs]'' If only my bosses liked my cooking as much as you two do. ''[Looks at tiny Patrick]'' I mean three. ''[Someone knocks on the door. Goes towards the front door and opens it to see that nobody is there.]'' Hello. Hmm. That's odd. I could've sworn I heard a knock at the door. ''[Two fish dressed in hot dog costumes puts him between two big buns. SpongeBob yells while being muffled.]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Patrick is next to Gary eating the same food]'' Yeah, this is delicious. Does it have any side effects?}}
 
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{{L|''[The Hot Dog Minions takes him to "Weenie Hut" where Mr. Weiner handcuffs SpongeBob's right hand to pipe and SpongeBob's left hand to hot dog tongs]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Only satisfaction. ''[Sighs]'' If only my bosses liked my cooking as much as you two do. I mean...three. ''[Knock on door.]'' Hello. I could have sworn I heard a knock at the door. ''[SpongeBob opens the door and The Hot Dog Minions cover SpongeBob with a giant bun.]'' Ahh! ''[They run away with SpongeBob] [SpongeBob gets chained up in the kitchen of the Weenie Hut]'' Mr. Wienie?}}
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Weenie?}}
{{L|Mr. Weiner|Congratulations, SpongeBob. You've been promoted.}}
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{{L|Mr. Weiner|Congratulations, SpongeBob, you've been promoted.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|But you just fired me.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|But you just fired me.}}
{{L|Mr. Weiner|Ah, that's mustard under the bun, my boy. This important thing is my customers love your little sliders! Now get to work!}}
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{{L|Mr. Weiner|That's mustard under the bun, my boy. The important thing is my customers love your little sliders. ''[Shows "Weenie Patty"]'' Now get to work!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm pretty sure this is illegal. What am I gonna do now?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[rises handcuffed hand]'' I'm pretty sure this is illegal. What am I gonna do now?}}
{{L|Pizza Pete|Psst. Hey kid. ''[Pizza Pete is in the corner]'' You need help outta here?}}
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{{L|Pizza Pete|''[from the background]'' Psst! ''[shows him in the shadow]'' Hey, kid. You need help outta here? ''[Leans out of the shadow]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Pizza Pete! Yes, please! That weiner has me chained to the grill. And he really seems to be relishing it.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Pizza Pete! Yes, please. That wiener has me chained to the grill, ''[Pizza Pete approaches him]'' and he really seems to be relishing it.}}
{{L|''[Pizza Pete walks over to SpongeBob]''}}
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{{L|Pizza Pete|I have something to free you. ''[Takes pizza sauce out]''}}
{{L|Pizza Pete|I have something to free you.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Pizza sauce? ''[Pizza Pete puts the pizza sauce on both handcuffs]'' I'm free!}}
{{L|''[Pizza Pete shows SpongeBob "Pizza sauce"]''}}
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{{L|Pizza Pete|Great! Now you can get to my grill. ''[Takes bread stick out]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Pizza sauce? ''[Pizza Pete dumps sauce on chains, breaking SpongeBob free]'' I'm free!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|What? ''[Pizza Pete ties his hands with the breadstick]'' Parmesan-crusted breadstick! ''[Pizza Pete takes him]'' Whoa!}}
{{L|Pizza Pete|Great! Now you can get to my grill.}}
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{{L|Mr. Weiner|''[from the kitchen door]'' Hey! Where are you going with my fry cook?}}
 
{{L|''[Cuts SpongeBob being carried by Pizza Pete and screaming]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What. ''[Gasps]'' Parmesan crusted bread stick! ''[Pizza Pete handcuffs SpongeBob with bread stick and takes him away. Running out the door as the Mr. Weiner sees.]''}}
 
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{{L|Noodleman|''[takes SpongeBob with chopsticks and laughs while being on the roof]'' I'll take one fry-cook to go! ''[He jumps off the roof and laughs again after landing. Señor Taco opens the door next to him and sends him away]''}}
{{L|Mr. Weiner|Hey! Where are you going with my fry cook!?}}
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[lands]'' Oh, thank you, Señor Taco! ''[Señor Taco grabs him with his suit]'' Oh, no! Not you too! ''[He screams while Señor Taco carries him]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|yells. The Noodle Guy grabs SpongeBob from a roof using giant chopsticks}}
 
 
{{L|Pizza Pete, Mr. Weiner and Noodleman|''[Señor Taco runs into them]'' Get him! ''[They jump on Señor Taco]''}}
{{L|Noodle Guy|''[Laughs]'' I'll take one fry cook to go!}}
 
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{{L|''[Fight starts and smoke covers the screen that soon disappears to show all four of them stretching SpongeBob by pulling each of his limbs]''}}
{{L|Noodle Guy jumps down from roof. Laughs. Señor Taco opens door sending the Noodle Guy flying.}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Whoa!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, thank you, Señor Taco. ''[Señor Taco grabs SpongeBob with his taco costume]'' Oh, no, not you too!}}
 
{{L|''[SpongeBob Screams]''}}
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{{L|Noodleman|Let go!}}
 
{{L|Mr. Weiner|He's mine!}}
{{L|Noodle Guy, Pizza Pete, Mr. Weiner, and Señor Taco|Get him! ''[They all meet at a single spot and start fighting]''}}
 
 
{{L|Señor Taco|I was here first!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Whoa.}}
 
 
{{L|Pizza Pete|No, I was!}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob is being stretched by the four of them by his limbs]''}}
 
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{{L|''[Scene expands to show someone in a Krabby Patty costume on the roof.]''}}
{{L|Noodle Guy|Let go!}}
 
 
{{L|Krabby Patty Man|Stop! Unhand that sponge! ''[Jumps on Pizza Pete and punches him away. Takes Señor Taco and destroys his costume by gobbling it. Señor Taco runs away embarrassed.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Weiner|He's mine.}}
 
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{{L|Noodleman|''[drops SpongeBob]'' It's the Killer Patty! ''[Gets noodles squeezed out of his costume by Krabby Patty Man]''}}
{{L|Señor Taco|I was here first.}}
 
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{{L|Mr. Weiner|''[Krabby Patty Man walks towards him and he drops SpongeBob before he gets to him]'' Here, take him! Just don't hurt me. ''[Whimpers with eyes closed. Opens eyes to see that Krabby Patty Man is gone and sighs. Starts humming while crossing the street and is hit by a bus]'' Aah!}}
{{L|Pizza Pete|No, I was.}}
 
 
{{L|''[The scene changes to show SpongeBob waking up]''}}
{{L|Killer Krabby Patty|Stop! Unhand that sponge!}}
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[opens eyes]'' Krabby Patty! You saved me! ''[Krabby Patty Man starts carrying him]'' Well, here we go again.}}
{{L|''[Killer Krabby Patty on the roof of a building. Jumps down landing on the Pizza Pete. Punches him away. Then he eats the Señor Taco's costume with his patty costume and the Señor Taco runs away embarrassed with no clothes.]''}}
 
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{{L|''[Krabby Patty Man carries him to the Krusty Krab and walks past John, Blue Fred, and Thaddeus exiting it. Smokes comes out of the Krusty Krab when John opens the front door]''}}
{{L|Noodle Guy|It's the Killer Patty!}}
 
 
{{L|John|Ugh! This place is terrible!}}
{{L|''[Noodle Guy gets thrown down with the noodle box handle. He gets stomped on and the noodles all come out.]''}}
 
{{L|Mr. Weiner|Here. Take him. Just don't hurt me.}}
 
{{L|''[Mr. Weiner looks away. Looks back and SpongeBob and the Patty man are gone. Wipes sweat from forehead and walks away toward the street. Gets hit by a bus.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Krabby Patty! You saved me! ''[Killer Krabby Patty his holding SpongeBob] Well, here we go again.}}
 
{{L|''[Killer Krabby Patty runs with SpongeBob to the Krusty Krab. Customers leaving Krusty Krabs and smoke coming out of the front door]''}}
 
{{L|John|Ah, this place is terrible!}}
 
 
{{L|Blue Fred|The Krusty Krab has really gone downhill.}}
 
{{L|Blue Fred|The Krusty Krab has really gone downhill.}}
{{L|''[Patty sets SpongeBob down]'' ''[Restaurant is messy with condiments on the wall]''}}
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{{L|''[As they get inside Krabby Patty Man puts SpongeBob down. Krusty Krab is a mess and there is smoke coming through the order window]''}}
{{L|Nat Peterson|''[Customer holding burnt patty]'' How can you serve this slop! I'm never eating here again. ''[Throws it on the ground and leaves]''}}
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{{L|Nat Peterson|''[holding burned Krabby Patty]'' How can you serve this slop? ''[Throws it on the floor]'' I'm never eating here again! ''[Leaves]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Comes out from the kitchen]'' Wait! Come back! That was me last customer. ''[Sees SpongeBob]'' SpongeBob? ''[Picks up SpongeBob]'' Squidward, you found him!}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[holding spatula in his hand and exiting the kitchen with one burnt eyebrow.]'' Wait! Come back! ''[Drops spatula]'' That was me last customer. ''[SpongeBob and Krabby Patty Man approach]'' SpongeBob? ''[Takes SpongeBob and lifts him.]'' Squidward, you found him!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Gasps]'' Squidward?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Squidward?}}
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{{L|Squidward|''[takes Krabby Patty costume off]'' I'm afraid so. ''[Kicks costume and leans hand towards SpongeBob]'' SpongeBob...}}
{{L|''[Squidward is revealed as the Killer Krabby Patty when he takes off the top of the costume]''}}
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, Squidward?}}
{{L|Squidward|I'm afraid so. ''[Squidward takes off the rest of the costume]'' SpongeBob.}}
 
 
{{L|Squidward|You know I hate you, right?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, Squidward.}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Yes. ''[Smiles and takes Squidward's "arm" tentacle]'' Yes, I do.}}
{{L|Squidward|You know I hate you, right.}}
 
 
{{L|Squidward|Well, I hate the smell of burning Krabby Patties even more. ''[Gets on his knee and takes SpongeBob's hands]'' Please come back and be the fry cook again. ''[Lets SpongeBob hands go]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Taking Squidward's hands]'' Yes. Yes I do.}}
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[turns to Mr. Krabs]'' Well, if it's okay with you, Mr. Krabs.}}
{{L|Squidward|Well, I hate the smell of burning Krabby Patties even more. ''[Squidward kneels down]'' Please come back and be the fry cook again!}}
 
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, laddy. ''[Takes SpongeBob]'' I shoulda never let you go. The Krusty Krab has fallen apart without you. You're rehired, boy.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, if it's okay with you, Mr. Krabs.}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[turns to Squidward who is still on knees]'' All right! Now my life has purpose again! ''[Turns away]'' Let's get this place cleaned up. ''[Jumps on the beam where bucket and mop are prepared and his hat already tied to the rope. Does the victory screech, jumps of the beam and cleans everything while swinging; including giving Mr. Krabs brand new suit and Squidward a brand new pink dress and crown.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, laddie, I shoulda never let you go. The Krusty Krab is fallin' apart without ya. You're rehired, boy.}}
 
 
{{L|Squidward|Hmm. ''[examines dress]'' Not exactly my color.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Alright! Now my life has purpose again! Let's get this place cleaned up!}}
 
{{L|''[SpongeBob jumps up to ceiling beam with rope tied to his hat. Does a "victory screech." He swings down, cleaning the restaurant with a mop. Cleans Mr. Krabs and know Mr. Krabs has a tuxedo on. Squidward gets cleaned and is now wearing a pink dress and crown]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[cuts the rope tied to his hat, flies back to the kitchen through order window, takes patty off the grill and exits through the kitchen door with the Krabby Patty on the plate.]'' The Krusty Krab is back in business!}}
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{{L|''[The scene changes to show a line in front of the Krusty Krab where people are cheering. The scene changes again to inside of Krusty Krab where customers are eating; including Señor Taco, Pizza Pete, Noodleman, The Hot Dog minions, and Mr. Weiner.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Hmm, not exactly my color.}}
 
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, SpongeBob, it looks like things are back to normal. And to make up for that extra nickel I was losing, I installed a pay toilet. ''[Shows Old Man Jenkins holding a purse looking for a nickel for the pay toilet]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob cuts the rope and flies into the kitchen, grabbing a patty off the grill with his spatula. Mr. Krabs and Squidward are outside the kitchen door. SpongeBob opens the door holding a patty]''}}
 
 
{{L|Old Man Jenkins|''[hopping]'' Oh, dear, where is that nickel? ''[Shows SpongeBob, Squidward and Mr. Krabs laughing]'' Huh? Why are you laughing?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|The Krusty Krab is back in business!}}
 
{{L|''[Cuts to outside of the Krusty Krab with a long line of customers. Customers are eating inside, along with Señor Taco, Pizza Pete, Mr. Weiner, Noodle Guy, and the Hot Dog Minions. SpongeBob is holding tray with drink and Krabby Patty]''}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, SpongeBob, it looks like things are back to normal. And to make up for that extra nickel I was losin', I installed a pay toilet.}}
 
{{L|Old Man Jenkins|Oh dear, where is that nickel. ''[Old Man Jenkins is holding it in while trying to get five cents out for the "Pay Toilet". SpongeBob, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs laugh]'' Huh? Why are you laughing? ''[Old Man Jenkins is hopping around trying to hold it in]''}}
 
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  • [The episode starts at Krusty Krab with Squidward snoring and muttering. SpongeBob, who is in the kitchen, takes an order from the order window, puts it in front of his face and scans it. He squeals and his eyeballs turn into Krabby Patties. He Throws the order down, goes to the freezer, opens the door, walks inside and gets a Krabby Patty between two pieces of paper; he brings it to the grill and removes the top piece of paper.]
  • SpongeBob: Ooh-wah! [He crumples up the piece of paper and throws it into the garbage can, which on the other side of the room. He puts the patty on the grill on the side that does not have paper on it. He removes the remaining piece of paper, crumples it up and throws it out the order window, where it bounces of Squidward's head, who is still sleeping, and lands in the garbage can next to him. The scene changes to SpongeBob powering up the Slice-O-Matic and splits himself into small naked SpongeBobs that jump into sink full of soapy water, so they can wash the dishes. After getting the job done, they all go to the grill (there is nine of them) where the real SpongeBob is reconstructed with his spatula in his hand.] Oh! [He flips the patty, puts the spatula in his pocket and flies through order window, waking up Squidward by taking his hat off.]
  • Squidward: Hmm? Who's that? [Puts his hat back and goes back to sleep.]
  • SpongeBob: [Lands on a beam where a bucket and a mop are prepared, ties rope to his hat, takes mop puts his head and does the victory screech. Jumps of the beam and mops floor while swinging across the Krusty Krab. He continues to mop the floor but this time he spins while leaving water tracks in a form of "Z" on the floor. He gets back on the beam.] Ah! [Takes spatula out of his pocket, leans himself off the beam again, he cuts the rope tied to his hat, he flies back to the kitchen through order window and takes a patty of the grill. He lands near a counter with containers with the Krabby Patty ingredients and makes two halves of a patty.] Hmm, something's missing. [Realizes what is missing and runs towards a cabinet with pickles and opens it. He picks which one it is and takes it.] Aha! June 15th. [He shakes the jar, opens the lid, slurps some of the pickle juice, evaluates it in his mouth, and returns it to the jar.] Fine month for pickles. [He goes back to the counter and adds two pickles and adds a slice of lettuce which was on the other side of the patty, he then connect both halves, he then exit from kitchen with the fully-made Krabby Patty] Order up! [He wakes Squidward and Squidward's hat falls off.] One perfect patty on a pristine plate in a squeaky-clean Krusty Krab. Man, oh, man, do I love my job! [Mr. Krabs taps him on the shoulder] Hey, Mr. Krabs. What's the good word?
  • Mr. Krabs: Well, actually, SpongeBob, uh, there's two words. And they're not very good. You're fired.
  • SpongeBob: [chuckles] Oh, Mr.- [shouts] what?
  • Squidward: Fired?
  • Mr. Krabs: Well, you see, I've been doin' some calculatin' and, you know, crunching the old numbers. And it turns out that I'll save a whole nickel if I cut your salary. Completely.
  • SpongeBob: [stammers] But how about if I work for free?
  • Mr. Krabs: Yeah, I looked into that. Apparently, it's [makes air quotes] "illegal". And I'll lose my "vendor's license". Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
  • Bill: Uh, 'scuse me. Is that mine?
  • SpongeBob: I don't know. Maybe. [Drops the plate and sniffs] Take it.
  • Mr. Krabs: [grabs SpongeBob] You know I love you like a son. But you can't argue with a nickel.
  • SpongeBob: But--but--but--but--but--but--but--but--but--but--but--but--but--but--but--but--but--but.
  • Squidward: Hey, what about me? Can I get fired too?
  • Mr. Krabs: I'm afraid not, Squidward. You've got seniority.
  • Squidward: Oh, yeah.
  • Mr. Krabs: Nope, it's gotta be you, son. You're canned. [Gives can to SpongeBob] Here's your pink slip. [Puts pink dress on SpongeBob] I'm giving you the ax. [Gives SpongeBob an ax. SpongeBob splits himself in half with it and returns to normal afterwards.] You're fired.
  • SpongeBob: [gasps, then bursts into tears] No! Not that! Anything but that! [Starts crying]
  • Mr. Krabs: So, uh, if you could just hand over your spatula. Um... I'll just take that. [Grunts while he tries to takes spatula out of SpongeBob's hand.]
  • SpongeBob: Here, I'll get that for you. [Takes his arm off]
  • Mr. Krabs: I'll also need the hat. Allow me. [Tries to take the hat of SpongeBob's head, but it is connected to SpongeBob's head, he succeeds with heavy resistance] Go ahead; take a moment to collect yourself. Long as you need. [Walks away]
  • [SpongeBob's tears flood the Krusty Krab and the register boat floats away.]
  • Old Man Jenkins: [sitting on the barrel] I'm not a very strong swimmer.
  • Squidward: [Comes over with a cranking hole maker and makes a hole in the floor and the tears drain through the hole. Walks away and comes back with a box carrier. He picks up SpongeBob with it.] Okay, that's enough. It's closing time. [He moves SpongeBob out of the Krusty Krab and SpongeBob stops crying] You know, it just won't be the same around here without you. You'll have to visit sometime... [Pushes SpongeBob off the box carrier and backs up through the Krusty Krab doors with it.] As a customer. [SpongeBob starts crying again. Squidward talks to him from the front door.] Buh-bye now. Sayonara. Good riddance. [He closes the door and walks past a window] Man, is it gonna be sweet without that pest around! [He stops as he sees SpongeBob looking through the window while whimpering and Squidward lowers a "Krabby Patty" ad to hide him.] This day couldn't get any better. [Turns around and see Mr. Krabs] Well, Eugene, let me commend you on a terrific business decision. But now that SpongeBob's gone, who will be running the grill?
  • Mr. Krabs: Squidward, I'll have you know, [put SpongeBob's hat on the top of his eye stalks] I was five times "golden spatula" in the navy, [He holds up the spatula, still attached to SpongeBob's hand] so I'll be runnin' the grill. [It catches on fire.] Ooh!
  • Squidward: I can smell the grease fires already.
  • [The scene changes to show nighttime, SpongeBob walking towards his house with head lowered.]
  • SpongeBob: [enters his house where Gary is waiting on the front door] Hey, Gary, I'm home. [Walks to his chair, lowers his head over the chair's arm and starts crying again.]
  • Gary: [Walks up to the chair] Meow. Meow.
  • SpongeBob: [takes his head up] Oh, Mr. Krabs feels he doesn't need me anymore.
  • Gary: Meow.
  • SpongeBob: What's that, Gary? You need me? Oh, the unconditional love of a pet. [Gary takes his food bowl and puts it on the chair's other arm] Oh, I'm sorry. Here I am wallowing in my misery, and it's past your dinnertime. [Gets off the chair's arm and walks to the cabinet, bows his head over the counter below it and sighs. Takes the can of Snail food out of the cabinet and uses a can opener to open it. He manages to get his arm tangled to the can] I used to feed everyone in Bikini Bottom. [He walks over to Gary and his food bowl] Now I just feed you. [He pours the snail food out of the can into Gary's food bowl. The can falls on the floor and SpongeBob's arm unwrapped as he leaves to sit on the chair. Gary brings SpongeBob's long arm and puts it over the chair's arm] Oh, thanks, Gary.
  • Gary: Meow. [Gary leaves]
  • SpongeBob: [takes remote] That's how I used to hold my spatula. [He jumps off the chair and gets on his knees and starts crying again. He stops when he hears a distant sobbing noise and then starts sobbing too. Stops when he hears distant sobbing again. He looks out his window to see it was Patrick. He walks over to the window.] Patrick, what's wrong?
  • Patrick: [stops sobbing] Oh, hey, SpongeBob. I heard you crying and it made me sad. [Both do a stifled crying]
  • SpongeBob: Gee, I'm sorry. Why don't you come inside?
  • Patrick: [enters by breaking through the wall] Hi, SpongeBob! Why are you making me so sad?
  • SpongeBob: Patrick, the most horrible thing happened today. I got-- f-f-f-f-f-f-f...
  • Patrick: Free French fries?
  • SpongeBob: F-f-f-f-f-f-f...
  • Patrick: Fried Frittatas?
  • SpongeBob: F-f-f-f-f-f-f...
  • Patrick: Frothy frappe?
  • SpongeBob: F-f-f-f...
  • Patrick: I can't think of any more food that starts with the letter "c", SpongeBob.
  • SpongeBob: It's not food, Patrick. I got fired.
  • Patrick: Hey, that's great! Being unemployed is the best gig I know! [He grabs SpongeBob's side] I tell you what. Meet me tomorrow morning, and I'll introduce you to the wonders of the unemployed lifestyle.
  • SpongeBob: Sorry, Patrick, I can't. I have to wor-- oh. Yeah, okay.
  • Patrick: [pats him on the head] Great. See you then. [Exits by breaking through another wall and leaves a hole behind.]
  • [SpongeBob sighs. "The Next Morning" time card appears on the screen. Scene changes to show Patrick walking towards SpongeBob's house while humming.
  • Patrick: [Knocks on the front door. Lock starts to turn and the door slowly opens] Oh! [SpongeBob exits house with "Best Day Ever" cup and a 5:00 shadow. His shirt is messy and his tie is loose.] Hey, buddy! Are you ready? Ready for your first day of glorious unemployment? Or as I like to call it, "fun-employment"! [His eyebrows go up and down, to indicate, "Get it?"]
  • SpongeBob: Yeah, sure. [Slurps] Whatever.
  • Patrick: That's the spirit! [Leads SpongeBob out of his house] Now, the first stop on our tour of fun-employment is a healthy breakfast with our good friend Mr. Squidward. [Patrick is standing in his petunias and pointing at Squidward raking his garden] Hey, Squidward! How are you this fine morning? [Squidward starts growling angrily]
  • Squidward: [angrily] How many times do I have to tell you... Keep.. [Throws tomato] Off... [Throws cucumber] My... [Throws another tomato]... Petunias?!
  • Patrick: [has two tomatoes and cucumber arranged to form eyes and nose. Takes tomato, salts it, eats it, takes cucumber with his tongue, and eats it.] I'll just save this for later. [Puts tomato in his pants] Now you try.
  • SpongeBob: [still holding the "Best Day Ever" cup] Uh... [Stands in petunias as Patrick exits it while laughing.] Hey, Squidward. Look at me. I'm fun-employed! [Slams a basket full of vegetables on SpongeBob and rips apart his hat. SpongeBob slurps.]
  • Patrick: Hey, you're good at this. Next on our i-tin-er-ary, a brief mid-morning siesta. [He sticks himself to his rock.]
  • [SpongeBob takes the basket with vegetables off his head and uses Gary's slime to glue himself to the rock but it does not hold him long, so he falls off the rock.]
  • Gary: Meow.
  • SpongeBob is leaned on Patrick's rock and Patrick is still glued to it.]
  • SpongeBob: [sighs deeply and then groans. sighs deeply and then groans. Tears a part of himself off, dips it into the coffee and eats it. The teared part grows back and then Patrick wakes up and walks over to SpongeBob.]
  • Patrick: [yawns] Are you feelin' any better yet?
  • SpongeBob: [slurps] Uh-uh.
  • Patrick: Come on, SadPants. You know what always picks me up? [Picks SpongeBob up]
  • SpongeBob: [spills coffee] Nope.
  • Patrick: Free lunch with friends!
  • SpongeBob: [lifts cup in the air] Yippee.
  • [The scene changes to show the exterior of Sandy's Treedome where a sign saying "Volunteers Wanted, All You Can Eat!" has been put up. The scene zooms in to show Sandy with a clipboard and a pen and three volunteers (a fish, Patrick, and SpongeBob) at a table with bowls of unknown, orange, substance in front of them, each has a letter in front of them, the fish has "A", Patrick has "B", and SpongeBob has "C". SpongeBob and Volunteer A are holing spoons, and Patrick is hold a fork.]
  • Sandy: Okay, let's begin the experiment. [Volunteer A eats his sample and his head expands into the shape of a ball.] Mm-hmm. [Writes down some notes and walks to the Patrick] Okay, next.
  • Patrick: Oh, boy, lunch! [Puts his head into his sample and eats and a tiny Patrick grows on his forehead]
  • Patrick's Forehead: More! More! [Patrick gives him more]
  • Sandy: Very interesting. [Writes something down again and walks to SpongeBob] Okay, next. [Notices that it is SpongeBob] SpongeBob! I almost didn't recognize you. [Shows SpongeBob's face] You look awful! What are you doin' with these here freeloaders?
  • SpongeBob: I got fired. Now I'm fun-employed. [Shakes his spoon in the air] Whoo-hoo. [He takes a spoonful of his sample and is about to eat it, but Sandy stops him.]
  • Sandy: Whoa, there. You do not want to eat that.
  • SpongeBob: Why? What is it?
  • Sandy: Heck if I know. [Whispering] this here's a psychological test to see how much weird gunk folks will eat... if it's free. [She walks over to a barrel with the radioactive sign on it and smoke coming from it. She stirs it and scoops up the content with a ladle] Who's for seconds?
  • Both Patricks: Me! [Sandy refills Patrick's bowl.]
  • Patrick: [takes a spoonful and gives it to tiny Patrick] Here ya go, little buddy. [He chews it, swallows it and it falls onto Patrick's tongue. He swallows it.] Ahh. Mmm!
  • Sandy: SpongeBob, you're a mess. You're falling apart. [SpongeBob's brain with his eyes falls out of his head. Sandy picks it up.] Come on now, SpongeBob. You need to pull yourself together. Get some structure in your life. [Puts brain and eyes back into SpongeBob's head] What you need is a new job.
  • SpongeBob: You're right, Sandy. [Turns to Patrick] I'm afraid I can't do this anymore, Patrick. Unemployment may be fun for you, but I need to get a job.
  • Patrick's Forehead: Who do you think you're fooling, you loser? You couldn't keep a job if you tried!
  • Patrick: Hey! You can't talk to my friend like that! [Punches tiny Patrick into face]
  • Patrick's Forehead: Unh! [Groans]
  • Patrick: Don't listen to him, SpongeBob. You need to follow your heart.
  • SpongeBob: Thanks, Patrick. [Put finger in the air] It's time to rejoin the workforce. Gainful employment, here I come! [He grunts and his 5:00 shadow disappear and his clothes become neat. He also looses the gunk in his eyes and his holes become their normal shape.] Yah! I'm ready! Whoo-hoo! [He walks away. The scene changes to show him walking down the street.] ♪I'm ready, I'm ready for a new job, for a new job, I'm ready for a new job; I'm ready♪ [He enters a restaurant called the "Weenie Hut".]
  • [The scene changes to show the interior of "Weenie Hut"]
  • SpongeBob: [He sees a man dressed in a weenie costume and talks to him.] Greetings, purveyor of elongated sausage products! I would love to work at your establishment.
  • Mr. Weiner: [dressed as weenie] Well, you do look enthusiastic. [Shows SpongeBob looking enthusiastically] Hmm. All right, kid. [He holds SpongeBob's side.] Let's see what you got. [They walk into the kitchen. SpongeBob now has a hot dog-shaped hat on.] So this is the kitchen.
  • SpongeBob: Hmm. [He goes to the grill and touches a button and it pops off and is hanging on a wire.] This grill is not in very good shape.
  • Mr. Weiner: Oh, we don't use the grill. [Points to the roller] We cook everything on the roller. [Shows roller with hot dogs rolling on it. SpongeBob screams] Good luck, kid. [Walks outside]
  • SpongeBob: [takes a hot dog off the roller and puts it in the bun] Hmm. There's something not quite right about this food, but I'm not sure what it is. [Gets an idea] Aha! [Slices the hot dog into pieces]
  • [The scene changes to Mr. Weiner waiting outside of the kitchen]
  • Mr. Weiner: [takes a golden box with three sausages out of his jacket, takes one out, closes the box, returns the box, smells the sausage, eats it and then burps. He turns to the kitchen door.] Hey! Where are those weenies? [SpongeBob slams him with the kitchen door while exiting with a plate of "weenie patties".]
  • SpongeBob: Your weenies, sir. [presents the plate of "weenie patties" to Mr. Weiner]
  • Mr. Weiner: What in the name of Davy Jones' gym shorts are these?
  • SpongeBob: They're weenie patties.
  • Mr. Weiner: What are you some kind of nut? You've ruined my weenies! [Throws the plate away] You're fired! [Throws SpongeBob's hat away]
  • SpongeBob: Aah! But, Mr. Krabs, why?
  • Mr. Weiner: Mr. Who?
  • SpongeBob: I mean, Mr. Wiener!
  • Mr. Weiner: Just go. [SpongeBob leaves]
  • SpongeBob: [outside] Well that was a setback. [Shows him heading to the "Pizza Piehole"] Hello, Pizza Piehole!
  • [The Scene changes to show the inside of "Pizza Piehole" where a fish is dressed in a pizza costume]
  • Pizza Pete: [throws pizza dough in the air and it ends up on the fan]
  • SpongeBob: [from behind] Excuse me, Mr. Pizza man. [Approaches] You need a fry-cook? [Pizza dough falls on the fish]
  • Pizza Pete: [removes part of dough blocking his view] Oh, boy, do I! Can you make pizza? [Hands him the dough]
  • SpongeBob: [takes dough] Eh... probably. [Stretches dough, throws in into the air and starts spinning it on his pointer finger]
  • Pizza Pete: Oh, that's amazing. [Shakes SpongeBob's hand] Congratulations, you're hired.
  • SpongeBob: Cool. [Walks to the oven while still spinning the dough on his finger, put it on the kitchen board and then in the oven] Well, it's no Krabby Patty, but... Perhaps I'll find contentment.
  • Pizza Pete: [wiping the table] Hey, buddy, how's the pizza coming?
  • SpongeBob: Almost done! But I did change the recipe a bit.
  • Pizza Pete: [laughs] No problem. [Bell dings] A few extra toppings never hurt anyone. [SpongeBob approaches with "Pizza Patty"] Huh? What have you done? [Shows Pizza Patty] You've turned an innocent pizza into... a Pizza Patty! It's an abomination!
  • SpongeBob: Yeah, of deliciousness!
  • Pizza Pete: You're fired!
  • SpongeBob: But who'll make the Krabby Patties?
  • Pizza Pete: Krabby Patties? What do you think this is, the Krusty Krab? [Holding SpongeBob's leg, he drops SpongeBob on the ground outside of the restaurant]
  • SpongeBob: [gets up and cleans dirt off himself.] Like I need his dumb job, anyway. I hope his pepperoni falls off. [Enters "Taco Sombrero"] Hey, taco man, may I have a job, por favour?
  • Señor Taco: [dressed in a taco costume] Hmm. All right. Let's see what you can do with a burrito.
  • SpongeBob: [enters kitchen "in" door, we hear some noises inside and he then exits through the kitchen "out" door with "Burrito Patty" in a bun] How about that?
  • Señor Taco: [takes "Burrito Patty"] Interesting. It's some sort of "burrito patty". Hmm. [turns to customers] Who'd like to taste it?
  • Pilar: I'll give it a go! [Takes Burrito Patty, tries to bite it and ends up squeezing its content to Frank and Billy]
  • Señor Taco: You're fired!
  • SpongeBob: [starts whimpering] But I've given you the best years of my life, Mr. Krabs! [Cries while holding Señor Taco's feet]
  • Señor Taco: Get to steppin'!
  • SpongeBob: [He cries while going from "Taco Sombrero" to "Wet Noodle". Some crashing is heard once he gets inside.]
  • Noodleman: [dressed as Chinese Takeout box. He carries SpongeBob out.] You're fired! [Kicks SpongeBob]
  • SpongeBob: Aah! [Lands in dirt]
  • Noodleman: [shows "Noodle Patty"] And take your noodle patty with you! [Throws it at SpongeBob]
  • SpongeBob: [Noodle Patty splashes his face] Oh, I'll take it, all right. I'll take it to go! Home.
  • [The scene changes to show SpongeBob walking towards his house with his head lowered. He passes both Patrick and Squidward's houses.]
  • SpongeBob: [sighs] For years I worked at the Krusty Krab. Now I've been fired five times in one day. [Enters his house] Who are you gonna cook for now, SpongeBob?
  • Gary: [approaches] Meow.
  • SpongeBob: Sorry, Gary, you must be starving. [Takes Gary to the kitchen] Don't worry gare-bear. [Goes towards the cabinet] I'll open up a can of Snailpo for you. [Opens cabinet and see there is nothing in there] Oh, no. [Turns to Gary] We're all out of Snailpo. [Walks away] We'll just have to make our own. [Opens fridge takes some vegetables out of it and closes the fridge with his foot. Takes the vegetables to kitchen counter, chops them with his hands, carries them to a pot, and puts them in that pot. Whistles while it's cooking and then takes a wooden spoon to mix the contents until it starts boiling. Tastes what's on the spoon.] Perfect! [Takes the pot, leaves it on kitchen counter, he takes can, and puts the pot's contents in it.]
  • [The scene changes to show SpongeBob painting "Snailpo" and its logo on a piece of paper]
  • SpongeBob: [glues the label that he made to the can, put the lid on it and hits the can with a mallet, so that the lid can settle. He presents it to Gary] One homemade can of Snailpo! [Uses can opener to open it, pours snail's food into Gary's food bowl and throws the can into trash on the other side of the room.]
  • Gary: [eats satisfactorily] Meow.
  • SpongeBob: [leans towards Gary] What's that, Gary? It's the best food you've ever had?
  • Gary: Meow.
  • [Scene expands to show Patrick eating food from different food bowl and still having tiny Patrick on his forehead.]
  • Patrick: [raises his head] Yeah, this is dee-licious! Does it have any side effects?
  • SpongeBob: [stands up] Only satisfaction. [Sighs] If only my bosses liked my cooking as much as you two do. [Looks at tiny Patrick] I mean three. [Someone knocks on the door. Goes towards the front door and opens it to see that nobody is there.] Hello. Hmm. That's odd. I could've sworn I heard a knock at the door. [Two fish dressed in hot dog costumes puts him between two big buns. SpongeBob yells while being muffled.]
  • [The Hot Dog Minions takes him to "Weenie Hut" where Mr. Weiner handcuffs SpongeBob's right hand to pipe and SpongeBob's left hand to hot dog tongs]
  • SpongeBob: Mr. Weenie?
  • Mr. Weiner: Congratulations, SpongeBob, you've been promoted.
  • SpongeBob: But you just fired me.
  • Mr. Weiner: That's mustard under the bun, my boy. The important thing is my customers love your little sliders. [Shows "Weenie Patty"] Now get to work!
  • SpongeBob: [rises handcuffed hand] I'm pretty sure this is illegal. What am I gonna do now?
  • Pizza Pete: [from the background] Psst! [shows him in the shadow] Hey, kid. You need help outta here? [Leans out of the shadow]
  • SpongeBob: Pizza Pete! Yes, please. That wiener has me chained to the grill, [Pizza Pete approaches him] and he really seems to be relishing it.
  • Pizza Pete: I have something to free you. [Takes pizza sauce out]
  • SpongeBob: Pizza sauce? [Pizza Pete puts the pizza sauce on both handcuffs] I'm free!
  • Pizza Pete: Great! Now you can get to my grill. [Takes bread stick out]
  • SpongeBob: What? [Pizza Pete ties his hands with the breadstick] Parmesan-crusted breadstick! [Pizza Pete takes him] Whoa!
  • Mr. Weiner: [from the kitchen door] Hey! Where are you going with my fry cook?
  • [Cuts SpongeBob being carried by Pizza Pete and screaming]
  • Noodleman: [takes SpongeBob with chopsticks and laughs while being on the roof] I'll take one fry-cook to go! [He jumps off the roof and laughs again after landing. Señor Taco opens the door next to him and sends him away]
  • SpongeBob: [lands] Oh, thank you, Señor Taco! [Señor Taco grabs him with his suit] Oh, no! Not you too! [He screams while Señor Taco carries him]
  • Pizza Pete, Mr. Weiner and Noodleman: [Señor Taco runs into them] Get him! [They jump on Señor Taco]
  • [Fight starts and smoke covers the screen that soon disappears to show all four of them stretching SpongeBob by pulling each of his limbs]
  • SpongeBob: Whoa!
  • Noodleman: Let go!
  • Mr. Weiner: He's mine!
  • Señor Taco: I was here first!
  • Pizza Pete: No, I was!
  • [Scene expands to show someone in a Krabby Patty costume on the roof.]
  • Krabby Patty Man: Stop! Unhand that sponge! [Jumps on Pizza Pete and punches him away. Takes Señor Taco and destroys his costume by gobbling it. Señor Taco runs away embarrassed.]
  • Noodleman: [drops SpongeBob] It's the Killer Patty! [Gets noodles squeezed out of his costume by Krabby Patty Man]
  • Mr. Weiner: [Krabby Patty Man walks towards him and he drops SpongeBob before he gets to him] Here, take him! Just don't hurt me. [Whimpers with eyes closed. Opens eyes to see that Krabby Patty Man is gone and sighs. Starts humming while crossing the street and is hit by a bus] Aah!
  • [The scene changes to show SpongeBob waking up]
  • SpongeBob: [opens eyes] Krabby Patty! You saved me! [Krabby Patty Man starts carrying him] Well, here we go again.
  • [Krabby Patty Man carries him to the Krusty Krab and walks past John, Blue Fred, and Thaddeus exiting it. Smokes comes out of the Krusty Krab when John opens the front door]
  • John: Ugh! This place is terrible!
  • Blue Fred: The Krusty Krab has really gone downhill.
  • [As they get inside Krabby Patty Man puts SpongeBob down. Krusty Krab is a mess and there is smoke coming through the order window]
  • Nat Peterson: [holding burned Krabby Patty] How can you serve this slop? [Throws it on the floor] I'm never eating here again! [Leaves]
  • Mr. Krabs: [holding spatula in his hand and exiting the kitchen with one burnt eyebrow.] Wait! Come back! [Drops spatula] That was me last customer. [SpongeBob and Krabby Patty Man approach] SpongeBob? [Takes SpongeBob and lifts him.] Squidward, you found him!
  • SpongeBob: [gasps] Squidward?
  • Squidward: [takes Krabby Patty costume off] I'm afraid so. [Kicks costume and leans hand towards SpongeBob] SpongeBob...
  • SpongeBob: Yes, Squidward?
  • Squidward: You know I hate you, right?
  • SpongeBob: Yes. [Smiles and takes Squidward's "arm" tentacle] Yes, I do.
  • Squidward: Well, I hate the smell of burning Krabby Patties even more. [Gets on his knee and takes SpongeBob's hands] Please come back and be the fry cook again. [Lets SpongeBob hands go]
  • SpongeBob: [turns to Mr. Krabs] Well, if it's okay with you, Mr. Krabs.
  • Mr. Krabs: Oh, laddy. [Takes SpongeBob] I shoulda never let you go. The Krusty Krab has fallen apart without you. You're rehired, boy.
  • SpongeBob: [turns to Squidward who is still on knees] All right! Now my life has purpose again! [Turns away] Let's get this place cleaned up. [Jumps on the beam where bucket and mop are prepared and his hat already tied to the rope. Does the victory screech, jumps of the beam and cleans everything while swinging; including giving Mr. Krabs brand new suit and Squidward a brand new pink dress and crown.]
  • Squidward: Hmm. [examines dress] Not exactly my color.
  • SpongeBob: [cuts the rope tied to his hat, flies back to the kitchen through order window, takes patty off the grill and exits through the kitchen door with the Krabby Patty on the plate.] The Krusty Krab is back in business!
  • [The scene changes to show a line in front of the Krusty Krab where people are cheering. The scene changes again to inside of Krusty Krab where customers are eating; including Señor Taco, Pizza Pete, Noodleman, The Hot Dog minions, and Mr. Weiner.]
  • Mr. Krabs: Well, SpongeBob, it looks like things are back to normal. And to make up for that extra nickel I was losing, I installed a pay toilet. [Shows Old Man Jenkins holding a purse looking for a nickel for the pay toilet]
  • Old Man Jenkins: [hopping] Oh, dear, where is that nickel? [Shows SpongeBob, Squidward and Mr. Krabs laughing] Huh? Why are you laughing?