At the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob tells Squidward to look in the kitchen window as he is about to make a patty bounce off the refrigerator, fly through the hoop, and land right on the grill. Squidward says he doesn't care about this. The patty bounces off of the refrigerator and lands in middle of the grill. Squidward goes back to watching television. Just then Squidward's program is interrupted by the famous new reporter Perch Perkins. He reports that Bikini Bottom is going to host its first ever charity golf tournament with world famous golfer called "Annika Swordfish." Continuing the report, on Saturday, one lucky citizen that entered the contest shall get to play against her in a friendly game. All proceeds go to fixing up the Bikini Bottom Library. SpongeBob is excited by this and enters himself in the contest to play against Annika Swordfish. On Thursday night, all of Bikini Bottom was at the Krusty Krab. The mayor stepped up to the giant glass bowl full of names and pulled out one. It revealed SpongeBob SquarePants is the winner of the contest. SpongeBob is so happy that he jumps and accidentally flings his spatula. The patty he had been flipping sailed across the room, right into the bowl of leftover names. The day before the tournament SpongeBob goes to practice. He wanted to make sure his hips were squared off and his grip was perfect. Patrick cheers him on. SpongeBob swings his club, and the ball goes rolling across the bridge, over the fence, and straight into the eighth hole. SpongeBob says to Patrick that he wants to raise enough money to repair the library.
On Saturday morning SpongeBob wakes up early, got dressed in his best golf outfit, and rushes over to Patrick's house. Patrick is all ready and he's SpongeBob caddy who carries his clubs for him. SpongeBob and Patrick walk to the golf game. At the Bikini Bottom Shell Club, the grounds of the golf course were newly groomed and excitement is in the air. Townspeople, fans, TV crews, and photographers have gathered to see Annika Swordfish. Everyone wants to get a picture or an interview. There were even some stars, like Grubby Grouper, Jessica Albacore, and Justin Beardfish, who had come to watch the golf tournament. The Mayor announces it's the first Bikini Bottom classic and all proceeds from the event will go to the Bikini Bottom Library. SpongeBob and Annika shook hands and then walked off together toward the tee box. SpongeBob says he is a big fan and Ms. Swordfish looks forwards to playing with him. As they walked, SpongeBob realized he couldn't see an obstacle for what seamed like miles. SpongeBob whispers to Patrick about this and he replies that big golf doesn't have obstacles. SpongeBob is shocked by this fact. SpongeBob also noticed that Annika's Cabby was carrying a lot of different clubs. SpongeBob is confused by this and Patrick explains to him that unlike miniature golf, big golf requires a few clubs. There are woods, wedges, irons, and putters. SpongeBob says that he can't find the holes for miles. Finally, it was time to tee off. Annika went first. She asked her caddy for a driver and then took her swing. Her ball went flying at least two hundred yards across the fairway. SpongeBob was so shocked, his jaw dropped to the ground and his eyes nearly popped out of his head. Then it was SpongeBob's turn. He lifted his club and swung. The ball rolled gently and stopped a few feet away from the tee. The crowd gasped.
I can turn into a skyscraper!
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