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The "SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song" is the song that is sung at the beginning of every SpongeBob SquarePants episode by Painty and a group of kids.
Versions
Normal version
- Painty: Are you ready, kids?
- Kids: Aye-aye, Captain!
- Painty: I can't hear you!
- Kids: AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!
- Painty: Ohhhhhhhh...! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
- Kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- Painty: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
- Kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- Painty: If nautical nonsense be something you wish,
- Kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- Painty: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
- Kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- Painty: Ready?
- Painty and Kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- Painty: SpongeBooob... SquarePaaaaaaants! A-ha-ha-ha-ha!
[SpongeBob plays his nose like a flute. We hear the seagulls heard at the start and the episode starts]
"Christmas Who?" version
SpongeBob Christmas Who? Theme song (Instrumental version)
- Painty: Ready for Christmas, kids?
- Kids: Aye-aye, Captain.
- Painty: I can't hear you!
- Kids: AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!
- Painty: Ohhhhhhhh...!
- Choir: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
- SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- Choir: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
- SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- Choir: If nautical nonsense be something you wish?
- SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- Choir: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
- SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- Choir: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! The SpongeBob Christmas Special!
- Fa la la la la la la la la la la la la...
The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie version
- Pirates: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
- Pirate Choir: SpongeBob SquarePants...
- Pirates: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
- Pirate Choir: SpongeBob SquarePants...
- Pirates: If nautical nonsense be something you wish,
- Pirate Choir: SpongeBob SquarePants...
- Pirates: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
- Pirate Choir: SpongeBob SquarePants...
- Pirates: SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants
- SpooongeBooob SquaaarePaaaants...
- Pirates: SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants
- SpooongeBooob SquaaarePaaaants...
- Pirates: SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants
- A Pirate: SpoooongeBoooob... SquaaaarePaaaaaaants!
"What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?" version
- Painty: Are you ready, kids?
- Kids: Aye-aye, Captain.
- Painty: I can't hear you!
- Kids: AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!
- Painty: Ohhhhhhhh...!
- Painty: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
- Kids: WHOBOB WHATPANTS!
- Painty: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
- Kids: WHOBOB WHATPANTS!
- Painty: If nautical nonsense be something you wish,
- Kids: WHOBOB WHATPANTS!
- Painty: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
- Kids: WHOBOB WHATPANTS!
- Painty and Kids: WHOBOB WHATPANTS! WHOBOB WHATPANTS! WHOBOB WHATPANTS!
- Painty: WhoBooob... WhatPaaaaaaants! A-ha-ha-ha-ha!
[SpongeBob plays his nose like a flute. We hear the seagulls heard at the start and the episode starts]
"Brand New Premieres" version (advertisement)
- Painty: Ohhhhhhhh......!
- Painty: Who's kicking off summer with brand new premieres?
- Kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- Painty: You'll be laughing so hard, you'll end up in tears!
- Kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- Painty: You won't be believin' what SpongeBob will do!
- Kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- Painty: Each Saturday morning, it's brand-spankin' new!
- Kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- Painty and Kids: BRAND NEW SQUAREPANTS! BRAND NEW SQUAREPANTS!
- Kids: Brand neeeew... SquarePaaaaaaants!
- Painty: Don't miss a brand new SpongeBob! Every Saturday morning in June on Nick!
- Gary: Meow.
"Truth or Square" version
- Painty: Are you ready, kids?
- Kids: Aye-aye, Captain.
- Painty: I can't hear you!
- Kids: AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!
- Painty: Ha-ha-ha! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
- Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Painty: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
- Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Painty: Now, if nautical nonsense be something you wish,
- Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Painty: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
- Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Painty: Oh!
- Painty and Kids: SpongeBob! (SQUAREPANTS!) Come on. SpongeBob! (SQUAREPANTS!) Everybody. SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob... SQUAREPANTS!
- Painty: A-ha-ha-haaa!
[SpongeBob plays his nose like a trombone. We hear seagulls and the episode starts]
"Square Roots: The Story of SpongeBob SquarePants" version
- Painty: Are you ready, kids?
- Kids: Aye-aye, Captain.
- Painty: I can't hear you!
- Kids: AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!
- Painty: Ohhhhhhhh......!
- Avril Lavinge: ''Are you ready kids?! I said, 'are you ready'?!
- Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB! SQUAREPANTS!
- Absorbent and yellow and porous is he? SPONGEBOB! SQUAREPANTS!
- If nautical nonsense be something you wish... SPONGEBOB! SQUAREPANTS!
- ...then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! SPONGEBOB! SQUAREPANTS!
- SpongeBob (SPONGEBOB!)... SquarePants! (SQUAREPANTS!) SpongeBob (SPONGEBOB!)... SquarePants! (SQUAREPANTS!) SpongeBob (SPONGEBOB!)... SquarePants! (SQUAREPANTS!) SpongeBob... (SPONGEBOB!) ...SquarePants!
SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water Version.
☀https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26520P-sDmY
Burger Beard: Are you ready kids?
Seagulls: Aye-Aye Captain
Burger Beard: Uh, What did you say? There's sand in my ears and I can't hear you
Seagulls: Aye-Aye Captain
Burger Beard: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(Scene switches to cartoon and Burger Beard becomes Painty the Pirate)
Painty: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Seagulls: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Painty: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
Seagulls: SpongeBob SquarePants
Painty: If nautical nonsense is something you wish
Seagulls: SpongeBob SquarePants
Painty: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
Seagulls: SpongeBob SquarePants
Painty: Ready
All: SpongeBob SquarePants (Bubbles: Stop It)
All: SpongeBob SquarePants (Bubbles: That's Enough!)
All: SpongeBob SquarePants (Bubbles: Silence!!!!)
Music changes to hip hop music
Seagull: Oh man, I like that song, what happened?
Bubbles: I don't like that song. I put an end to it
Seagull: Well, this music is terrible Bubbles: I suppose your entitled to your-Wait why am I talking to you?
You're an inferior species! What could you know about taste?
You get excited by a pile of trash on a plate!
While I'm a space-time traveller, fabric unraveler,
Saving the patties in the past, but now I'm rapping ya.
That song's so bad that I can't even stand it.
Dispense with this nonsense at once. I demand it!
You all stand no chance against my power, don't try it,
Just sit there with your flappy beak, shut and be quiet!
Seagull: Hold up, fish guts! You can't insult us! (The seagull crew!)
We're in no mood to hear this (dolphin chirp) from you!
We're flying on the breeze, partying seven seas.
You got your nose on your head. (You blow up when you sneeze.)
(Hey, why's this guy so mean?) 'Cause he's older than a fossil.
All alone up in space. (Yeah, that must be awful!)
Painty the Pirate: Yar! Knock it off! You're making the movie too long!
Seagull: Why don't you take us back in time so we can finish our song? Bubbles: Fine. (Music switches back)
Painty and Seagulls: SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
(Song Ends)
Bubbles: That was pretty goody, actually
"Squidward Tentacles," "Patrick Star," and "Eugene Krabs" versions
"It's a SpongeBob Christmas!" version
- Painty: Ready for Christmas, kids?
- Kids: Aye-aye, Captain.
- Painty: I can't hear you!
- Kids: AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!
- Painty: Ohhhhhhhh......!
- Kids: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
- SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Kids: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
- SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Kids: If nautical nonsense be something you wish?
- SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Kids: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
- SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Kids: Fa la la la la la la la la! Fa la la la la la la la la! Fa la la la la la la la la! SpongeBob SquarePants! Fa la la la la la la, Christmas!
Literal Version
A literal version (describing what goes on in the video) was made as a Nickelodeon commercial. It goes as such:
- Painty: My mouth looks weird!
- Kids: Sure does, Captain!
- Painty: I can't hear you!
- Kids: WE'RE YELLING, CAPTAIN!
- Painty: Dooooown...
- Painty: Here is a pineapple, where are the shells?
- Kids: Here comes a man hand!
- Painty: Taking a bath so he no longer smells!
- Kids: Bubble title!
- Painty: Multiple SpongeBobs on multiple ships...
- Kids: Here's the title again!
- Painty: What's with this fish? And what's with his lips?
- Kids: Let's try a tiki title!
- Painty: That looks painful! Lots of spinning! Must be dizzy! SpongeBob loses his pants...! There they are! Sometimes his nose sounds like a flute!
2012 McDonald's advertisement version
- Announcer: Are you ready kids?
- Animals and Kids: Yeah!
- Announcer: Who likes to practice karate?
- Animals and Kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- Announcer: And who likes to jellyfish everyday?
- Animals and Kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- Announcer: Here's some milk, now eat some fruit!
- Bird: Fruit, fruit! Milk and fruit!
- Announcer: Now play you nose just like a flute!
- [SpongeBob plays his nose flute while the kids are going "toot"]
- Everyone: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SpongeBob Anthem Music Video
Karaoke version
International versions
Normal version
"What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?" version
| Language | Video | Language | Video |
|---|---|---|---|
| Japanese (low quality) |
File:スポンジ.ボブspongebob op Who bob what pants Japan.ver | Norwegian | 
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"It's a SpongeBob Christmas!" version
| Language | Video | Language | Video |
|---|---|---|---|
| Spanish (Latin America) |
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Portuguese (Brazil) (low quality) |
File:Bob Esponja Calca Quadrada intro (chirstmas PT BR) |
Trivia
- Derek Drymon makes a comment about the SpongeBob theme song: "Steve's idea was to try to make the most annoying song you can, to—so when Saturday morning, when kids turn the TV on and parents are trying to sleep, you have this pirate screaming in the other room for the kids to jump on the floor."
- The song is based on the sea shanty, "Blow the Man Down."
- You can see Squidward's house on the left after Painty yells "Ohhhhhhhh...!"
- Captain Maggot of Emilie Autumn's musical group likes to sing this song.
- In the Square Roots version, Avril Lavigne sings it.
- A new opening was only to be seen in Truth or Square.
- SquidBob TentaclePants had an opening, but later on, it was switch back into the normal theme song.
- In the movie, it was a real song.
- After Season 2, the animation was changed, followed by an HD transition from Season 9 onwards. Despite this, the song remains in its original cel animated, SD version throughout the entire series, even with the newer episodes.
- When Spongebob plays the trombone in Truth or Square, it was similar to Pinky Dinky Doo when Mr. Guinea Pig played a trumpet everytime someone was about to say the "Great Big Fancy Word".
- In The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water, when Burger-Beard the Pirate begins reading the story to some talking seagulls, the seagulls begin to sing the theme song, but Burger-Beard orders them to stop before they can finish, threatening them with death. In the end of the movie, having accepted defeat, Kyle, a younger seagull, asks him if they can sing it. They put a hat on Burger-Beard and a picture frame around him and Burger-Beard, having accepted defeat, reluctantly agrees to lead them in singing the song. The scene then becomes animated with Burger-Beard replaced by Painty the Pirate, and audio from the TV version of the theme song is used.
- in some other countries, the intro footage is different. (Ex: the French version has a bubble of SpongeBob, a face of him and his name in French too)
- In the Italian, French and Spain versions, it uses footage in which no text is to be seen.
- On August 5, 2015, in a tweet by Vincent Waller, it was confirmed that a 16:9 HDTV/widescreen version of the theme song is in the works.[2][3]
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