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The SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song is the song sung at the beginning of every SpongeBob SquarePants episode by Painty and a group of kids.

Normal Version

Painty: Are you ready, kids?
Kids: Aye-aye, Captain.
Painty: I can't hear you!
Kids: AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!
Painty: Ohhhhhhhh...... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Painty: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Painty: If nautical nonsense be something you wish...
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Painty: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Painty: Ready?
Painty and Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants!
Painty: SpongeBoooob...SquarePaaaaaaants! A-ha-ha-ha-ha!
[SpongeBob plays his nose like a flute, hear seagulls, and the episode starts]

"Christmas Who?" version

Painty: Ready for Christmas, kids?
Kids: Aye-aye, Captain!
Painty: I can't hear you!
Kids: Aye aye, Captain!
Painty: Ohhhhhhhh......!
Chorus:
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants!
The SpongeBob Christmas Special!
Fa la la la la la la la la la la la la...
CHRISTMAS!

"The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie" version

Pirates: Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea

SpongeBob SquarePants

Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?

SpongeBob SquarePants

If Nautical Nonsense be Something you wish?

SpongeBob SquarePants

Then Drop on the deck and flop like a fish

SpongeBob SquarePants

SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants

SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants

SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants

A Pirate: SpongeBob SquarePants!

Source

[1]

"What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?" version

Painty: Are You Ready' kids?
Kids: Aye-aye, Captain!
Painty: I can't hear you!
Kids: Aye aye, Captain!
Painty: Ohhhhhhhh......!
Painty: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Kids: WhoBob WhatPants!
Painty: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
Kids: WhoBob WhatPants!
Painty: If nautical nonsense be something you wish
Kids: WhoBob WhatPants!
Painty: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Kids: WhoBob WhatPants!
Painty: Ready! WhoBob WhatPants! WhoBob WhatPants! WhoBob WhatPants!
Painty: WhoBob WhatPants!
Painty: A-ha-ha-ha-ha...

(SpongeBob plays his nose like a flute, hear seagulls, and the episode starts)

Brand New Premieres version (Nickelodeon's Advertisement)

Painty: Ohhhhhhhh......!

Who's kicking off summer with brand new premieres?

Folks: SpongeBob SquarePants!

Painty: You'll be laughing so hard, you'll end up in tears!

Folks: SpongeBob SquarePants!

Painty: You won't be believin' what SpongeBob will do!

Folks: SpongeBob SquarePants!

Painty: Each Saturday morning, it's brand-spankin' new!

Folks: SpongeBob SquarePants!

Painty and Folks: Brand New SquarePants! Brand New SquarePants!

Painty: Brand New SquarePants!

Don't miss a Brand New SpongeBob! Every Saturday morning in June on Nick!

Gary: Meow.

Source

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spAlondHNVA

SpongeBob Truth or Square version

Painty: Are you ready, Kids?

Folks: Aye Aye Captain!

Painty: I can't hear you!

Folks: Aye Aye Captain!!!!

Painty: Ha-ha-ha

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Folks: SpongeBob SquarePants!

Painty: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?

Folks: SpongeBob SquarePants!

Painty: If nautical nonsense be something you wish?

Folks: SpongeBob SquarePants!

Painty: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!

Folks: SpongeBob SquarePants!

Painty: Oh!!!

Painty and Folks: SpongeBob! Come on. SpongeBob! Everybody. SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants!

Painty: A-ha-ha-ha

[SpongeBob playing trombone]

"Square Roots" version

Painty: Are you ready, kids?

Kids: Aye, aye, Captain.

Painty: I cant hear you!

Kids: Aye, aye, Captain!

Painty: Ohhhh...

Avril Lavinge: Are you ready kids?! I said, 'are you ready, kids'?!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob! SquarePants!

Absorbent and yellow and porous is he. SpongeBob! SquarePants!

If nautical nonsense be something you wish... SpongeBob! SquarePants!

...then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! SpongeBob! SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SQUAREPANTS!

"Squidward Tentacles", "Patrick Sea Star", and "Eugene Krabs" versions

"It's a SpongeBob Christmas!" version

Painty: Ready for Christmas, kids?
It's a SpongeBob Christmas Theme Song00:44

It's a SpongeBob Christmas Theme Song

Kids: Aye-aye, Captain!
Painty: I can't hear you!
Kids: Aye aye, Captain!
Painty: Ohhhhhhhh......!
Kids:
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Fa la la la la la la la la!
Fa la la la la la la la la!
Fa la la la la la la la la!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Fa la la la la la la, Christmas



"Literal Version"

A "literal version" (describing what goes on in the video) was made as a Nickelodeon commercial. It goes as such:

Painty: My mouth looks weird! 

Kids: Sure does, Captain! 

Painty: I can't hear you!

Kids: We're yelling, Captain!

Painty: Down...

Painty: Here is a pineapple, where are the shells? 

Kids: Here comes a man hand!

Painty: Taking a bath so he no longer smells!

Kids: Bubble title!

Painty: Multiple SpongeBobs on multiple ships...

Kids: Here's the title again!

Painty: What's with this fish? And what's with his lips?

Kids:  Let's try a tiki title! 

Painty: That looks painful! Lots of spinning! Must be dizzy! SpongeBob loses his pants!...There they are!

Painty: Sometimes his nose sounds like a flute! 


SpongeBob Literal Theme Song


Trivia

  • Derek Drymon makes a comment about the SpongeBob theme song: "Steve's idea was to try to make the most annoying song you can, to—so when Saturday morning, when kids turn the TV on and parents are  trying to sleep, you have this pirate screaming in the other room for the kids to jump on the floor."
  • The song is based on the sea shanty, "Blow the Man Down".
  • You can see Squidward Tentacles house on the left after Painty yells, "Ooooooooooooooh!"
  • Captain Maggot of Emilie Autumn's musical group likes to sing this song.
  • In the Square Roots version, Avril Lavigne sings it.
  • There was a new opening, but to be only seen in Truth or Square.
  • SquidBob TentaclePants had an opening, but later on, it was switch back into the normal theme song.
  • In the movie, it was a real song.

Gallery



Music (VTE)

Albums
Original Theme HighlightsThe Best Day EverThe SpongeBob SquarePants MovieThe Yellow AlbumSpongeBob's Greatest HitsIt's a SpongeBob Christmas!

Songs
Theme SongA Day Like ThisAll You Need is FriendshipThe Alphabet SongAttitude of GratitudeBack in EncinoBarnacles!Beautiful DreamerBee Line for the Tree LineThe Best Day EverBikini BottomBikini Bottom/Rock BottomBossy BootsThe Bubble SongCampfire Song SongCha-ChingChristmas Eve JittersChristmas Is MineClarinet WizardDead EyeDoing the SpongeDoin' the Krabby PattyDear FriendDon't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)Down the WellThe Dragon is HereElectric ZooEmployee of the MonthFishin' for MoneyFueling the BusThe F.U.N. SongGary Come HomeGive It All You GotGive Jellyfish Fields a ChanceGood-Bye, AtlantisGoofy Goober RockGoofy Goober SongThis Grill is Not a HomeHe's FlyingHey All You PeopleHey, Mean Mr. BossmanHigh Seas ChantIt's High Time We Went on TourHo Ho HoedownHot FruitcakeI Can't Keep My Eyes Off of YouIdiot FriendsIf I Could Talk to MoneyIf Only I Could Join YouThe Jellyfishing SongJust a KidThe Krusty Krab PizzaLivin' in the Sunlight, Lovin' in the MoonlightLoop De LoopMr. Krabs' Song (Atlantis Squarepantis)Musical DoodleMy Tighty WhiteysNever Give UpNow That We're MenOcean ManOh Krusty KrabOh, My KarenPlankton's SongPretty Ribbons And BowsPrince Paul's Bubble PartyRidin' The HookRipped PantsThe Road SongSandy's SongSanta Has His Eye On MeSanta Won't Let You DownSnowflakesSo Long, Bikini BottomSpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of EnergyThe SpongeBob History SongSpongeBob ScaredyPantsSquidward's SongSquidward's Tiki LandSuperiorSurfin' SummerSweet VictoryThat's the RodeoThey'll Soon DiscoverTexasThat's What Friends DoTwinkle, Twinkle, Patrick StarUnder My RockUnderwater SunThe Very First ChristmasWe've Got ScurvyWhen Worlds CollideWhere's GaryWe're the Ghouls of the Briny DeepWet, Wet ChristmasWho Wants to Race MeYou Will Obey!You Better SwimYou're Old

Short Songs
4-PlyCookie, Wookie, Teddy BearIt's All About You GirlIndoorsFor He's A Jolly Good RookieSquidly's 7 SongsBirthday Song for SquidwardBikini Bottom National AnthemI'm PatrickOff to WorkWe're Gonna Be PiratesPearl's Me DaughterStriped SweaterBest Friends Forever RingSanta's Coming TonightBrush, Brush, Brush My TeethWelcome Home, SandyLife on the PrairieEat at The Krusty KrabLaundry Song

Other
Associated production music

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