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+ | |title = SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song |
+ | |image = Theme1 Stitch.jpg |
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+ | |performer1 = [[Painty the Pirate]] |
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+ | |voice1 = [[Patrick Pinney]] (All episodes except Truth or Square, Christmas Who?, and The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie)/{{W|CeeLo Green}} (Truth or Square) |
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− | |season= All Season |
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+ | |performer2 = The Kids |
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− | |character= Painty The Pirate, <br> and a choir of Kids}} |
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+ | |performer3 = [[SpongeBob]] (nose flute) |
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+ | |voice3 = A Flute |
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+ | |performer4 = A Choir (Christmas Who? version) |
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+ | |voice4 = |
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+ | |performer5 = Gary (Brand New Premieres version) |
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+ | |voice5 = [[Tom Kenny]] |
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+ | |performer6 = The Pirates (The SpongeBob Movie) |
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+ | |voice6 = |
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+ | |episode = Every Episode |
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+ | |recorded = |
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+ | |released = |
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+ | }} |
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==Normal Version== |
==Normal Version== |
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:'''Painty:''' ''Are you ready, kids?'' |
:'''Painty:''' ''Are you ready, kids?'' |
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− | :'''Kids:''' ''Aye-aye, Captain |
+ | :'''Kids:''' ''Aye-aye, Captain.'' |
:'''Painty:''' ''I can't hear you!'' |
:'''Painty:''' ''I can't hear you!'' |
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− | :'''Kids:''' '' |
+ | :'''Kids:''' ''AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!'' |
− | :'''Painty:''' ''Ohhhhhhhh...... |
+ | :'''Painty:''' ''Ohhhhhhhh...... Who lives in a [[124 Conch Street|pineapple]] under the sea?'' |
− | :''' |
+ | :'''Kids:''' ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]!'' |
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:'''Kids:''' ''SpongeBob SquarePants!'' |
:'''Kids:''' ''SpongeBob SquarePants!'' |
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− | :'''Painty:''' '' |
+ | :'''Painty:''' ''If nautical nonsense be something you wish...'' |
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:'''Kids:''' ''SpongeBob SquarePants!'' |
:'''Kids:''' ''SpongeBob SquarePants!'' |
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:'''Painty:''' ''Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!'' |
:'''Painty:''' ''Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!'' |
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:'''Kids:''' ''SpongeBob SquarePants!'' |
:'''Kids:''' ''SpongeBob SquarePants!'' |
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− | :'''Painty:''' ''Ready |
+ | :'''Painty:''' ''Ready?'' |
− | :'''Painty:''' |
+ | :'''Painty and Kids:''' ''SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants!'' |
− | :'''Painty:''' ''A-ha-ha-ha-ha |
+ | :'''Painty:''' ''SpongeBoooob...SquarePaaaaaaants! A-ha-ha-ha-ha!'' |
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+ | [[File:Spongebob Christmas Who? Theme song ( Instrumental version)|thumb|right|278 px]] |
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=="Christmas Who?" version== |
=="Christmas Who?" version== |
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+ | </gallery> |
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:'''Kids:''' ''Aye-aye, Captain!'' |
:'''Kids:''' ''Aye-aye, Captain!'' |
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:'''Painty:''' ''I can't hear you!'' |
:'''Painty:''' ''I can't hear you!'' |
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:''The SpongeBob'' ''Christmas Special!'' |
:''The SpongeBob'' ''Christmas Special!'' |
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:''Fa la la la la la la la la la la la la...'' |
:''Fa la la la la la la la la la la la la...'' |
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+ | :''CHRISTMAS!'' |
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+ | [[File:Spongebob Square Pants The Movie Theme Song|thumb|right|321 px]] |
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− | Pirates: Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea |
+ | '''Pirates''': ''Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea'' |
− | SpongeBob SquarePants |
+ | ''SpongeBob SquarePants'' |
− | Absorbent and yellow and porous is he? |
+ | ''Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?'' |
− | SpongeBob SquarePants |
+ | ''SpongeBob SquarePants'' |
− | If Nautical Nonsense be Something you wish? |
+ | ''If Nautical Nonsense be Something you wish?'' |
− | SpongeBob SquarePants |
+ | ''SpongeBob SquarePants'' |
− | Then Drop on the deck |
+ | ''Then Drop on the deck and flop like a fish'' |
− | SpongeBob SquarePants |
+ | ''SpongeBob SquarePants'' |
− | SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants |
+ | ''SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants'' |
− | SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants |
+ | ''SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants'' |
− | SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants |
+ | ''SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants'' |
− | A Pirate: SpongeBob SquarePants |
+ | '''A Pirate''': ''SpongeBob SquarePants!'' |
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+ | ===Sources=== |
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WdtkwNifck] |
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WdtkwNifck] |
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+ | [[File:WhoBob WhatPants Theme Song|thumb|right|283px]] |
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=="What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?" version== |
=="What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?" version== |
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− | :'''Painty:''' ''Are You |
+ | :'''Painty:''' ''Are You ready kids?'' |
:'''Kids:''' ''Aye-aye, Captain!'' |
:'''Kids:''' ''Aye-aye, Captain!'' |
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:'''Painty:''' ''I can't hear you!'' |
:'''Painty:''' ''I can't hear you!'' |
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'''Gary:''' ''Meow.'' |
'''Gary:''' ''Meow.'' |
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+ | ===Sources=== |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spAlondHNVA |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spAlondHNVA |
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==SpongeBob Truth or Square version== |
==SpongeBob Truth or Square version== |
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+ | [[File:SpongeBob Theme in Stop Motion|thumb|right|437 px]] |
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− | '''Painty:''' Are you ready, |
+ | '''Painty:''' ''Are you ready, kids?'' |
− | '''Folks: '''Aye Aye Captain! |
+ | '''Folks: '''''Aye Aye Captain!'' |
− | '''Painty:''' I can't hear you! |
+ | '''Painty:''' ''I can't hear you!'' |
− | '''Folks: '''Aye Aye Captain!!!! |
+ | '''Folks: '''''Aye Aye Captain!!!!'' |
− | '''Painty:''' Ha-ha-ha |
+ | '''Painty:''' ''Ha-ha-ha'' |
− | Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? |
+ | ''Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?'' |
− | '''Folks: |
+ | '''Folks: '''''SpongeBob SquarePants!'' |
− | '''Painty:''' Absorbent and yellow and porous is he? |
+ | '''Painty:''' ''Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?'' |
− | '''Folks:''' SpongeBob SquarePants! |
+ | '''Folks:''' ''SpongeBob SquarePants!'' |
− | '''Painty: '''If nautical nonsense be something you wish? |
+ | '''Painty: '''''If nautical nonsense be something you wish?'' |
− | '''Folks: '''SpongeBob SquarePants! |
+ | '''Folks: '''''SpongeBob SquarePants!'' |
− | '''Painty:''' Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! |
+ | '''Painty:''' ''Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!'' |
− | '''Folks: '''SpongeBob SquarePants! |
+ | '''Folks: '''''SpongeBob SquarePants!'' |
− | '''Painty: '''Oh!!! |
+ | '''Painty: '''''Oh!!!'' |
− | '''Painty and Folks:''' SpongeBob! Come on. SpongeBob! Everybody. SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! |
+ | '''Painty and Folks:''' ''SpongeBob! Come on. SpongeBob! Everybody. SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants!'' |
− | '''Painty: '''A-ha-ha-ha |
+ | '''Painty: '''''A-ha-ha-ha'' |
− | [ |
+ | [SpongeBob playing trombone] |
=="Square Roots" version== |
=="Square Roots" version== |
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− | '''Painty''': Are you ready, kids? |
+ | '''Painty''': ''Are you ready, kids?'' |
− | '''Kids:''' Aye, aye, Captain. |
+ | '''Kids:''' ''Aye, aye, Captain.'' |
− | '''Painty:''' I cant hear you! |
+ | '''Painty:''' ''I cant hear you!'' |
− | '''Kids:''' Aye, aye, Captain! |
+ | '''Kids:''' ''Aye, aye, Captain!'' |
− | '''Painty: '''Ohhhh... |
+ | '''Painty: '''''Ohhhh...'' |
− | '''Avril Lavinge: '''Are you ready kids?! I said, 'are you ready, kids'?! |
+ | '''Avril Lavinge: '''''Are you ready kids?! I said, 'are you ready, kids'?!'' |
− | Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob! SquarePants! |
+ | ''Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob! SquarePants!'' |
− | Absorbent and yellow and porous is he. SpongeBob! SquarePants! |
+ | ''Absorbent and yellow and porous is he. SpongeBob! SquarePants!'' |
− | If nautical nonsense be something you wish... SpongeBob! SquarePants! |
+ | ''If nautical nonsense be something you wish... SpongeBob! SquarePants!'' |
− | ...then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! SpongeBob! SquarePants! |
+ | ''...then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! SpongeBob! SquarePants!'' |
− | SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SQUAREPANTS! |
+ | ''SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SQUAREPANTS!'' |
− | =="Squidward Tentacles, Patrick Star, Eugene Krabs" |
+ | =="Squidward Tentacles", "Patrick Sea Star", and "Eugene Krabs" versions== |
{{Main|List of Theme Songs in "Truth or Square"}} |
{{Main|List of Theme Songs in "Truth or Square"}} |
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=="It's a SpongeBob Christmas!" version== |
=="It's a SpongeBob Christmas!" version== |
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+ | :'''Painty:'''<span style="font-size:14px;"> </span>''Ready for Christmas, kids?'' |
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+ | :''Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?'' |
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+ | :''If nautical nonsense be something you wish?[[File:Its a SpongeBob Christmas instrumental intro|thumb|right|335 px]]'' |
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+ | A "literal version" (describing what goes on in the video) was made as a Nickelodeon commercial. It goes as such: |
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+ | '''Painty: '''''My mouth looks weird! '' |
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+ | '''Kids:''' ''Sure does, Captain! '' |
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+ | '''Painty:''' ''I can't hear you!'' |
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+ | '''Kids:''' ''We're yelling, Captain!'' |
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+ | '''Painty:''' ''Down...'' |
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+ | '''Painty:''' ''Here is a pineapple, where are the shells? '' |
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+ | '''Kids:''' ''Here comes a man hand!'' |
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+ | '''Painty:''' ''Taking a bath so he no longer smells!'' |
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+ | '''Kids:''''' Bubble title!'' |
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+ | '''Painty:''' ''Multiple SpongeBobs on multiple ships...'' |
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+ | '''Kids:''''' Here's the title again!'' |
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+ | '''Painty:''''' What's with this fish? And what's with his lips?'' |
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+ | '''Kids: '' '''Let's try a tiki title! '' |
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+ | '''Painty: '''''That looks painful! Lots of spinning! Must be dizzy! SpongeBob loses his pants!...There they are!'' |
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+ | '''Painty: '''''Sometimes his nose sounds like a flute! '' |
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+ | [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgkhT3ebLNo SpongeBob Literal Theme Song] |
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==Trivia== |
==Trivia== |
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− | *Derek Drymon makes a comment about the SpongeBob theme song: "Steve's idea was to try to make the most annoying song you can, to—so when Saturday morning, when kids turn the TV on and parents are |
+ | *Derek Drymon makes a comment about the SpongeBob theme song: "Steve's idea was to try to make the most annoying song you can, to—so when Saturday morning, when kids turn the TV on and parents are trying to sleep, you have this pirate screaming in the other room for the kids to jump on the floor." |
− | *The song is based on the sea shanty, "Blow the Man Down |
+ | *The song is based on the sea shanty, "Blow the Man Down." |
− | *You can see [[Squidward Tentacles]] house on the left after |
+ | *You can see [[Squidward Tentacles]] house on the left after Painty yells, "Ooooooooooooooh!" |
*Captain Maggot of Emilie Autumn's musical group likes to sing this song. |
*Captain Maggot of Emilie Autumn's musical group likes to sing this song. |
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*In the [[Square Roots: The Story of SpongeBob SquarePants|Square Roots version]], Avril Lavigne sings it. |
*In the [[Square Roots: The Story of SpongeBob SquarePants|Square Roots version]], Avril Lavigne sings it. |
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*SquidBob TentaclePants had an opening, but later on, it was switch back into the normal theme song. |
*SquidBob TentaclePants had an opening, but later on, it was switch back into the normal theme song. |
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*In the movie, it was a real song. |
*In the movie, it was a real song. |
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+ | *After Season 2, the animation was changed, followed by an HD transition from Season 9 onwards. Despite this, the song remains in its original cell animated, SD version throughout the entire series, even with the newer episodes. |
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==Gallery== |
==Gallery== |
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{{Music}} |
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[[Category:Music]] |
[[Category:Music]] |
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Revision as of 05:38, 16 August 2014
The "SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song" is the song that is sung at the beginning of every SpongeBob SquarePants episode by Painty and a group of kids.
Normal Version
- Painty: Are you ready, kids?
- Kids: Aye-aye, Captain.
- Painty: I can't hear you!
- Kids: AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!
- Painty: Ohhhhhhhh...... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
- Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Painty: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.
- Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Painty: If nautical nonsense be something you wish...
- Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Painty: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
- Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Painty: Ready?
- Painty and Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Painty: SpongeBoooob...SquarePaaaaaaants! A-ha-ha-ha-ha!
- [SpongeBob plays his nose like a flute, hear seagulls, and the episode starts]
"Christmas Who?" version
- Painty: Ready for Christmas, kids?
- Kids: Aye-aye, Captain!
- Painty: I can't hear you!
- Kids: Aye aye, Captain!
- Painty: Ohhhhhhhh......!
- Chorus:
- Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
- SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
- SpongeBob SquarePants!
- If nautical nonsense be something you wish?
- SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
- SpongeBob SquarePants!
- SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants!
- The SpongeBob Christmas Special!
- Fa la la la la la la la la la la la la...
- CHRISTMAS!
The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie version
Pirates: Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea
SpongeBob SquarePants
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
SpongeBob SquarePants
If Nautical Nonsense be Something you wish?
SpongeBob SquarePants
Then Drop on the deck and flop like a fish
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants
A Pirate: SpongeBob SquarePants!
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"What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?" version
- Painty: Are You ready kids?
- Kids: Aye-aye, Captain!
- Painty: I can't hear you!
- Kids: Aye aye, Captain!
- Painty: Ohhhhhhhh......!
- Painty: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
- Kids: WhoBob WhatPants!
- Painty: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
- Kids: WhoBob WhatPants!
- Painty: If nautical nonsense be something you wish
- Kids: WhoBob WhatPants!
- Painty: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
- Kids: WhoBob WhatPants!
- Painty: Ready! WhoBob WhatPants! WhoBob WhatPants! WhoBob WhatPants!
- Painty: WhoBob WhatPants!
- Painty: A-ha-ha-ha-ha...
(SpongeBob plays his nose like a flute, hear seagulls, and the episode starts)
Brand New Premieres version (Nickelodeon's Advertisement)
Painty: Ohhhhhhhh......!
Who's kicking off summer with brand new premieres?
Folks: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Painty: You'll be laughing so hard, you'll end up in tears!
Folks: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Painty: You won't be believin' what SpongeBob will do!
Folks: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Painty: Each Saturday morning, it's brand-spankin' new!
Folks: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Painty and Folks: Brand New SquarePants! Brand New SquarePants!
Painty: Brand New SquarePants!
Don't miss a Brand New SpongeBob! Every Saturday morning in June on Nick!
Gary: Meow.
Sources
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spAlondHNVA
SpongeBob Truth or Square version
Painty: Are you ready, kids?
Folks: Aye Aye Captain!
Painty: I can't hear you!
Folks: Aye Aye Captain!!!!
Painty: Ha-ha-ha
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Folks: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Painty: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
Folks: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Painty: If nautical nonsense be something you wish?
Folks: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Painty: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Folks: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Painty: Oh!!!
Painty and Folks: SpongeBob! Come on. SpongeBob! Everybody. SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants!
Painty: A-ha-ha-ha
[SpongeBob playing trombone]
"Square Roots" version
Painty: Are you ready, kids?
Kids: Aye, aye, Captain.
Painty: I cant hear you!
Kids: Aye, aye, Captain!
Painty: Ohhhh...
Avril Lavinge: Are you ready kids?! I said, 'are you ready, kids'?!
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob! SquarePants!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he. SpongeBob! SquarePants!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish... SpongeBob! SquarePants!
...then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! SpongeBob! SquarePants!
SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SQUAREPANTS!
"Squidward Tentacles", "Patrick Sea Star", and "Eugene Krabs" versions
"It's a SpongeBob Christmas!" version
- Painty: Ready for Christmas, kids?
- Kids: Aye-aye, Captain!
- Painty: I can't hear you!
- Kids: Aye aye, Captain!
- Painty: Ohhhhhhhh......!
- Kids:
- Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
- SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
- SpongeBob SquarePants!
- If nautical nonsense be something you wish?
- SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
- SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Fa la la la la la la la la!
- Fa la la la la la la la la!
- Fa la la la la la la la la!
- SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Fa la la la la la la, Christmas
"Literal Version"
A "literal version" (describing what goes on in the video) was made as a Nickelodeon commercial. It goes as such:
Painty: My mouth looks weird!
Kids: Sure does, Captain!
Painty: I can't hear you!
Kids: We're yelling, Captain!
Painty: Down...
Painty: Here is a pineapple, where are the shells?
Kids: Here comes a man hand!
Painty: Taking a bath so he no longer smells!
Kids: Bubble title!
Painty: Multiple SpongeBobs on multiple ships...
Kids: Here's the title again!
Painty: What's with this fish? And what's with his lips?
Kids: Let's try a tiki title!
Painty: That looks painful! Lots of spinning! Must be dizzy! SpongeBob loses his pants!...There they are!
Painty: Sometimes his nose sounds like a flute!
Trivia
- Derek Drymon makes a comment about the SpongeBob theme song: "Steve's idea was to try to make the most annoying song you can, to—so when Saturday morning, when kids turn the TV on and parents are trying to sleep, you have this pirate screaming in the other room for the kids to jump on the floor."
- The song is based on the sea shanty, "Blow the Man Down."
- You can see Squidward Tentacles house on the left after Painty yells, "Ooooooooooooooh!"
- Captain Maggot of Emilie Autumn's musical group likes to sing this song.
- In the Square Roots version, Avril Lavigne sings it.
- There was a new opening, but to be only seen in Truth or Square.
- SquidBob TentaclePants had an opening, but later on, it was switch back into the normal theme song.
- In the movie, it was a real song.
- After Season 2, the animation was changed, followed by an HD transition from Season 9 onwards. Despite this, the song remains in its original cell animated, SD version throughout the entire series, even with the newer episodes.
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