The SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song is the song sung at the beginning of SpongeBob SquarePants episodes by Painty and kids.

Contents 1 Normal version 2 Christmas Who? version 3 SquidBob TentaclePants version 4 What Ever Happened to SpongeBob? version 5 Reversed version 6 Trivia

Normal versionEdit

Painty: Are you ready, kids?

Kids: Aye-aye, Captain!

Painty: I can't hear you!

Kids: Aye-aye, Captain!

Painty: Ohhhhhhhh......!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!

Painty: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?

Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!

Painty: If nautical nonsense be something you wish?

Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!

Painty: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!

Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!

Painty: Ready?

Painty and Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants!

Painty: SpongeBob SquarePants! ha ha ha ha ha......

[SpongeBob playing flute]

Christmas Who? versionEdit

Painty: Ready for Christmas, kids?

Kids: Aye-aye, Captain!

Painty: I can't hear you!

Kids: Aye aye, Captain!

Painty: Ohhhhhhhh......!

Chorus:

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

SpongeBob SquarePants!

Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?

SpongeBob SquarePants!

If nautical nonsense be something you wish?

SpongeBob SquarePants!

Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants Special!

Fa la la la la la la la la la la la la...

SquidBob TentaclePants versionEdit

Lyrics are same as the normal version, but all "SpongeBob SquarePants" are replaced to "SquidBob TentaclePants".

What Ever Happened to SpongeBob? versionEdit

Lyrics are same as the normal version, but all "SpongeBob SquarePants" are replaced to "WhoBob WhatPants".

Reversed versionEdit

[SpongeBob playing flute]

Painty: ......ha ha ha ha ha, HOUSE! Snow... froze Bob, yes!

Painty and Kids: That girl's Bob clips! That girl's Bob clips! That girl's Bob clips!

Painty: Eat 'em!

Kids: Squid prunes Downtown!

Painty: Shit on your mother, terrestrial warning!

Kids: SquidWard, don't go!

Painty: She wins the bus, seems there's 100 men.

Kids:' Rid Pooh's shelter!

Painty Easy there now, aglining the roastbeef!

Kids: Aunt Pearl's small blouse!

Painty: He sat on the rug and ran as a loop!

Ohhhhhhhh......!

Kids: You're a liar!

Painty: Ooh, you're a nasty, ya?

Kids: You're a liar!

Painty: Still neading rye, ya?

TriviaEdit

• Derek Drymon makes a comment about the SpongeBob theme song: "Steve's idea was to try to make the most annoying song you can, to—so when Saturday morning, when kids turn the TV on and parents are are trying to sleep, you have this pirate screaming in the other room for the kids to jump on the floor."
• On 'Alvin and the Chipmunks and Alvin and the Chipmunks 3D: The Movie', where the line of the SpongeBob SquarePants theme (which is from "The Yellow Album" on Nick Records).
• The song is based on the sea shanty, "Blow the Man Down".
• You can see Squidward Tentacles house on the left after saying, Ooooooooooooooh!.
• Captain Maggot of Emilie Autumn's musical group likes to sing this song.
• There was a new opening, but to be only seen in Truth or Square.
• SquidBob TentaclePants had a opening, but later on, it was switch back into the normal theme song.
• In the movie, it is was a real song.

Music

Albums: Original Theme Highlights • The Best Day Ever • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie • The Yellow Album • SpongeBob's Greatest Hits Songs: Theme Song • 4-Ply • A Day Like This • All You Need is Friendship • Barnacles! • Bee Line for the Tree Line • Best Day Ever • Bikini Bottom • Bikini Bottom, Rock Bottom • Bossy Boots Song • The Bubble Song • Campfire Song Song • Cha-Ching • Doing the Sponge • Doin' the Krabby Patty • Down the Well • Electric Zoo • Employee of the Month • The F.U.N. Song • Fishin' for Money • Gary Come Home • Good-Bye Atlantis • Goofy Goober Song • Goofy Goober Rock • He's Flying • Hey All You People • Hey, Mean Mr. Bossman • I Can't Keep My Eyes Off of You • Idiot Friends • If I Could Talk to Money • The Very First Christmas • Ripped Pants • If Only I Could Join You • This Grill is Not a Home • Indoors • The Jellyfishing Song • Just a Kid • The Krusty Krab Pizza • Texas • Livin' the Sunlight, Lovin' the Moonlight • Loop De Loop • Musical Doodle • My Tighty Whiteys • Now That We're Men • Ocean Man • Oh, My Karen • Ridin' The Hook • So Long, Bikini Bottom • SpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy • SpongeBob ScaredyPants • Superior • Sweet Victory • That's A Rodeo • The Princess Screams • They'll Soon Discover • Give Jellyfish Fields a Chance • Prince Paul's Bubble Party • Twinkle, Twinkle, Patrick Star • Squidly's 7 Songs • The Road Song • Under My Rock • Underwater Sun • We've Got Scurvy • When Worlds Collide • Where's Gary • Who Wants to Race Me • You Will Obey! • You Better Swim • You're Old Other: Associated production music