This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants amusement ride, "SpongeBob SquarePants 4-D: The Great Jelly Rescue!", which was released on April 19, 2013.
[Shot of ocean with small island]
[clears throat] Testing. Testing. 1, 2. Attention all passengers! This is your captain speaking. In cooperation to our journey to the depth, I must ask there's no cameras, cellphones and other electronic gizmos and gadgets be turned off and stored away to treat. Now you put on your 3D glasses and prepare to submerge. Merci and bon voyage.
[Spongebob theme song instrumental plays and the camera pans down into a first person view of inside of a submarine with electric sound effects and submarine sirens going off]
French narrator: Welcome everyone. You are booked for a tranquil tour of Bikini Bottom's jellyfish fields. Your guide will be one, Spongebob SquarePants. Your tour will now begin.
[Submarine sinks underwater and starts to fly through Bikini Bottom]
French Narrator: Ah, Bikini Bottom an underwater wonderland teaming with life but your tour does not start here. No your journey begins just pass town. Watch your head.
[Submarine hits the top of an anchor]
[Chirping scallops fly across and chirp at the camera]
[Submarine stops and lands at Jellyfish fields]
French Narrator: Here we are at the Jellyfish Fields.
SpongeBob and Patrick run on screen with Jellyfishing nets [singing]: La la la la la la la la la la laa. [Both start dancing and singing the Jellyfishing song]
Jellylelly lellyjelly jellylelly lellyjelly! It's the Jellyfishing song!
Jellylelly lellyjelly jellylelly lellyjelly! Everybody sing along.
Spongebob: Now remember Patrick, Jellyfishing is all in the wrist.
Patrick: Got it! [Throws net on jellyfish causing it to buzz and knock Patrick over harder]
Spongebob: Careful Patrick! We wouldn't want to hurt the little jelly, he he!
Patrick: [Standing back up] She's okay.
Spongebob: I think actually that one's a 'he'.
Patrick: Spongebob! There's some weird-looking fish watching us.
SpongeBob: What?! [voice calms down] No no it's okay Patrick. These weird-looking fish are with me!
Sandy: [runs up to Spongebob and Patrick holding a jellyfish net launcher] Hi ya'll!
Spongebob: Hey Sandy!
Patrick: Uh, what's that?
Sandy: This is my jellyfish net launcher. [Shoots net at the camera] Spongebob asked me to bring it to help show these fine fish what jellyfishing is all about!
Patrick: and I thought I was doing a pretty good job.
Spongebob: Hey where did all the jellyfish go? Hmmmmm [looking around].
Patrick:[Looking around] They were just here.
Sandy: I wonder where they could be.
[Gigantic swarm of jellyfish starts moving towards them, behind them]
Spongebob: What's that noise?
Spongebob: [Giant jellyfish swarm crashes into them and they all start to get lifted into the air by the jellyfish] Arrrgggh! Hang on you guys! Wooooaaahh!
SpongeBob, Patrick and Sandy: Arrrrrrgggghhh [being lifted by jellyfish]
Sandy: Aww I dropped my net launcher!
Patrick: Look, it's a tiny Bikini Bottom!
Spongebob: No Patrick! We're up high!
Patrick: Oh hey, I can see my rock from here! Hello rock! [waving]
Spongebob: And there's the Krusty Krab! [pointing at Krusty Krab] Hi Mr Crabs! [waving]
Mr Crabs: Spongebob! Get back to work!
SpongeBob: [Jellyfish start wobbling on his feet] Dwahhh! Phew looks like the worst is over! [Jellyfish start rapidly moving again and then pulling them through] Arrrrrrgggghhhh! [Eyeballs get detached from his body and then he grabs them again as the jellyfish are pulling him]
Sandy: It's Goo Lagoon!
Patrick: I didn't bring my tanning butter.
Spongebob: Hi Squidward! [Bumps someone accidentally] Scuse me! Pardon me!
Sandy: Patrick! Look out! [Spongebob and Patrick hit two changing booths and come out in bikinis] Ya'll look ridiculous.
Spongebob: [laughs] Jealous? Everyone okay back there? [Jellyfish lift them higher into the air again] Wow, we're in one huge herd of jellyfish.
Patrick: Yeah it's like they're running from something or something, or something.
SpongeBob: [gasp] Look they're trying to get away from that big truck!
Patrick: It's sucking them up!
SpongeBob: We gotta help em.
Sandy: Well boys lets get to it! HIIIIIIYAH!
SpongeBob: No! No! Arrrrrrrrggggghh! Arrrgh!
Plankton: [laughs evilly] Hello Spongeboob.
SpongeBob: [gasp] Plankton!
Plankton: [drives away in the jellyfish sucking truck]
Sandy: Stop that truck!
[The truck goes over a ramp like hill and starts flying in the air]
SpongeBob: [jumps in front of truck] I got it! I got it! I got it! [gets run over and muffles painfully]
Plankton: [evil laughs] You're just in time for the most exciting part of my latest and greatest plan. BEHOLD! [pulls out chart] I'm draining these jellyfish of all their dangerous electricity so I can use it to destroy the Krusty Krab! [evil laugh] Prettey cool huh? Oh and I should also mention my ELECTRIC KAREN!
SpongeBob, Patrick and Sandy: [being electrocuted by Karen] Arrrrrrggggh! Ough! Arrrrrggghh!
Plankton: Later Jelly-lovers! Tiss! Tiss!
SpongeBob, Patrick and Sandy: [Dizzy and whimpering after being electrocuted]
SpongeBob: We have to do something!
Sandy and Patrick: Yeah!
Patrick: Let's go get some milkshakes!
SpongeBob: No Patrick! That's not what I mean.
[The Flying Dutchman's ghostly ship crashes]
Spongebob: What was that?!
The Flying Dutchman: [coming out of his ship and gasping] WHAT IS IT NOW?
SpongeBob: [Face peels off revealing skeleton] Arrrrrrrgggggghhh!
The Flying Dutchman: First me seas are devoured with black sooty soot, and now A BROKEN HEADLIGHT! And me horoscope said it was going to be a good day. I HOLD ALL YE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS CALAMITY! I've a very special place for troublemakers the likes of you! [drags them on a rope through his ship]
The Flying Dutchman: Save your breath. You be needing it where you're going.
Patrick: I gotta sneeze
The Flying Dutchman: For your bad deeds, I SENTENCE YOU TO THE PERFUME DEPARTMENT. [reveals perfume department]
SpongeBob and Patrick: [Being sprayed by giant realistic hands with perfume bottles and start running around in circles] Arrrrrggggh! Arrrgggh! Arrrghhh! My nose!
The Flying Dutchman: [Looks at Sandy] Hey how aren't you agonising in pain?
Sandy: [taps water helmet]
The Flying Dutchman: Oh.
Sandy: We didn't cause those toxins out there. Plankton did!
The Flying Dutchman: Well why didn't ya say so?
Sandy: Because they're [looks at Spongebob and Patrick run into each other] them!
The Flying Dutchman: C'mon then. We'll stop that shrimp with me cannons.
SpongeBob, Patrick and Sandy: [ Getting dragged into a room full of cannons] Aaaaaaaaaahhhh!
Patrick: Wow they're sharp [looking at weapons]
The Flying Dutchman: Welcome to me cannon room.
Patrick: Hey, Plankton's on this evil television. [looking through telescope]
Sandy: That's a telescope Patrick.
SpongeBob: [Looking through telescope] OH MY GOSH! He's zapping the Krusty Krab! Take a look guys! [camera goes into telescope revealing Plankton zapping the Krusty Krab with jellyfish electricity]
Mr Krabs: Plankton! Not me Krusty Krab!
SpongeBob: We have to stop Plankton!
The Flying Dutchman: Nothing a couple of cannonballs can't fix! [Fires cannonball]
Patrick: Hey what if we use this old net? [Fires it through cannon]
The Flying Dutchman: You do know that net was tied to your leg, right?
Patrick: [laughs] Wait. What?
SpongeBob, Patrick and Sandy: [Fly out of the window screaming, connected to the rope of the net landing in front of Spongebob's house]
SpongeBob: Hi Gary! Hi Squidward! [starts getting pulled through downtown Bikini Bottom]
Patrick: Downtown Bikini Bottom!
Plankton: The Krusty Krab will be mine!
SpongeBob: Oh hey there's Plankton's truck! [All crash into it]
Patrick: Oh look the jellyfish are free!
Plankton: Well this looks like a perfect time for me TO GET OUTTA HERE! [truck falls on him] Owwww!
Patrick: Hey SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: I'm over here. [Big and absorbed]
Sandy: [gasp] You're sucking in all the bites of filthy soot!
SpongeBob: Yuep! We sponges are natural filters. [realeases soot]
Mr Krabs: SpongeBob! Break's over!
Patrick: Smells pretty.
SpongeBob: Fellow jellyfishers, I salute thee. You did real well for your first time out!
Patrick: Yeah! Not bad.
Patrick: That's French for goodbye!
SpongeBob: Oooooooooohhhh! Jellylelly lellyjelly jellylelly lellyjelly! It's the Jellyfishing song!
Jellylelly lellyjelly jellylelly lellyjelly! Everybody sing along!
[Back to shot of ocean with small island]
The French Narrator: And so our undersea journey comes to an end. Please be careful as you exit from the submersible, and please do not try to smuggle any jellyfish out in your pants. Believe me you will regret it. Au revoir!