A list of quotes by SpongeBob SquarePants.

QuotesEdit

• "I'm ready!"
• "It's the best meal of the day, serving it up gary's way!"
• "Good morning world and all who inhabit it!"
• "Order up!!!"
• "Jumping Jellyfish!!"
• "Holy Krabby patties!"
• "Kare-a-tay!"
• "Holy shrimp!"
• "Barnacles!"
• "Tartar sauce!"
• "Fish paste!"
• "Ah, shrimp!"
• "I'm ugly and I'm proud that I'm not you!
• "Sandy, you may not have noticed, but I is 100% mam-male."
• "What could be better than serving up smiles?"
• "K-R-A-B-B-Y-P-A-T-T-Y says I!"
• "I'M READY TO PARTY!! ARE YOU READY TO PARTY!?"
• "Extra credit!"
• "You don't need a license to drive a sandwich."
• "I'm ready, promotion!"
• "I'm ready, depression."
• "Gary!!! You are gonna finish your dessert, and you are gonna like it!!!"
• "Well, it's no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets. Secretly."
• "I have to skip town, start a new life, live under an assumed name! BobPants SpongeSquare!Yeah, that's good."
• "Good afternoon, sir. Could we interest you in some Chocolate?"
• "So, how long have you two ladies known each other?"
• "I like Squidward…"
• "Let's change our names to 'Why' and 'Bother'."
• "No, let's save that for when we're selling real-estate"
• "Wanna see me run to that mountain and back?…Wanna see me do it again?"
• "I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah!"
• "I'm a Goofy Goober, ROCK!!!"
• "Wonderful weather we're having"
• "Okay, see you around"
• "We've been smackledorfed"
• "C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG"
• "I call this one the Campfire song song"
• "Ah, now wasn't that relaxing"
• "The most important meal of the day, servin it up, Gary's way, pop!!"
• "You know I've been feeding this to Gary for years, And I don't know what it taste like"
• "There it is. The finest eating establishment ever established for eating. The Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty, with the Help Wanted sign on the front. I've waited years for this moment. I'm gonna go in there, march straight up to the manager, look at him straight in the eye, lay it on the line, and - I can't do it!"
• "The world is your litter box!!!"
• "And you don't even need to use a bowlwlwlwlwlwl!!!"
• "TEAM KRUSTY KRAB!"
• "And the best part, no breaks! OWWWW!!!"
• "I gotta pinch myself because I must be dreaming"
• "Can I make a Krabby Patty now?"
• "Life is as extreme as you wanna make it."
• "Remember that time that me and Sandy got married?"
• "Patrick go home and check your mailbox."
• "Soiled it!"
• "Squidward, that wasn't the peace treaty that was just a copy of the peace treaty"
• "Yah, Triple Gooberry Sundae's tonight?
• "It matters not whether one is dirty or clean... for can cleanliness exist without filthiness? And would we know filthiness without cleanliness? We must not reenact the history that divides us...rather we must embrace that which draws us together! Oh must we be free to choose our own path!"
• "And for fifty dollars an hour too. When I started, I had to pay Mr. Krabs one hundred dollars an hour!"
• "I'm gonna write an essay, that's what I say!"
• "Is there a neverending chain of mailmen delivering mail to other mailmen? Well, I guess a P.O. box could, in theory, break the chain."
• "If you believe in yourself, with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true!"
• "Oh no, this is terrible!"
• [singing]"I'm a magical place, with a magical charms."