This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One short "SpongeBoard," which aired on April 22, 2009.
- [Everyone is enjoying their day at the Goo Lagoon. SpongeBob and Patrick both see a surfer riding a wave]
- SpongeBob: See, Patrick? Now that is surfing!
- Patrick: I wanna try! I wanna try!
- SpongeBob: Let's do it! [Lies on his back on the water] Your surfboard awaits.
- Patrick: Oooooohhh.
- [Patrick is on SpongeBob. He sees a wave and surfs on it. He laughs.]
- SpongeBob: This is awesome! [Because he's a sponge, he starts absorbing water, and grows bigger]
- Patrick: I feel so floaty! Hey, why are we - huh? [SpongeBob is now at gigantic size, with all of the water absorbed]
- Surfer: Uh, excuse me. Can we have our ocean back?