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(Squidward is about to paint)

Squidward: (hears SpongeBob outside) Is that supposed to be singing? (paint brushes fall on the floor) I'm putting this one on SpongeBob. (to SpongeBob)SpongeBob, would you calm up? I'm trying to paint!

SpongeBob:(singing) I cherish my fellow residents...

Squidward: SpongeBob, what are you doing out there?

SpongeBob: I'm experiencing an attitude of gratitude!

Squidward: Gratitude? What could you possibly be gratful, for?

SpongeBob: Hit it, boys! (Slimy Trashcan Monsters appear)(singing) Oh, I’ve got an whole new, attitude, A life-time subscription to, gratitude, Friend you’ve got to change your, platitude, Live an attitude of, gratitude, I’m grateful for the life I am living, Who knows how long I will have it, I’m thankful for all I’ve been given, We make appreciation a habit, There’s no time like the present day, To have a present come your way,(All you have to do it grab it), So now I think that you will see (you’ll see), There’s nothing more you need,My friend this ain’t no, platitude (platitude), Just an attitude of, gratitude (gratitude), Or in your case, Squidward,An attitude of hattitude! (laughs)

Squidward: Keep you and your gratitude to yourself! (slips on the paint brushes and falls downstairs, bursting a pipe)

SpongeBob: Boy, Squidward, looks like you need your pumping checked.

Squidward: This is all your fault, SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: May I help you out?

Squidward: No, SpongeBob. Don't help me EVER!

SpongeBob: Okay, see ya later. (walks away)

Squidward: Moron. (uses his wrench to tighten the pipe, and tightens it up too much) Stupid pipe! (looks at watch) Oh, great. I'm late for work, again!

(Bubble transition to The Krusty Krab)

(Squidward walks inside really fast)

Scooter: Whoa! Slow down there, Speedster! (laughs)

Squidward: Why don't you go...

Mr. Krabs: Squidward, I told you, the customers' jokes are always funny! Now, give the lad a chuckle!

Squidward:Ha ha ha.

Scooter:Thanks, I knew you would soon get it.

(SpongeBob is looking at Squidward)

Squidward: Stop staring, SpongeBob.

Sandals: One Krabby Patty, please.

Squidward: That'll be 3 dollars.

Sandals: (with many pennies) Do you accept pennies?

Squidward: I don't have time to count all that!

Sandals:Fine, I'll just take my loose change, ELSEWHERE!

Squidward: Well, someone wants to waste my time.(Fred is tapping his feet)Excuse me, how am I supposed to concentrate with all of that noisy tapping. And YOU! What do you think you're doing?

Nat: I'm holding the door for the nice lady!

Squidward: No, you're not. You're leaving your finger prints all over the glass! And now your truely is gonna have to clean it up! Why must everyone make my job so difficult?! (to Dale) You leave your trash on the table! (to Mabel) Your teeth chatter! (to orange fish with a hat) Your hat annoys me! (to blue fish) You take too long in the restroom! (to SpongeBob) And SpongeBob, would you quit singing that song?

SpongeBob:Why, Squidward. Don't you have an attitude of gratitude?

Squidward: I hate my job, I live in a city of neighbors I don't like. I the most miserable person in Bikini Bottom!

SpongeBob: Don't worry, Squidward. It could be worse.

Squidward: How could life in Bikini Bottom POSSIBLY get any worse?

(a volcano erupts)

Nat: Mount Bikini Bottom is erupting!

Lloyd: Ooh.

SpongeBob: That's how.

Fish: The roof!(lava and fire is burning down the Krusty Krab,and everyone runs around screaming)

Mr. Krabs: Eh, ya lemons. Afraid of a little lavar?(lava splashes on cash register) CASHY!(sobs) Noo! Please, make it stop raining lava!

SpongeBob: Excuse me, Mr. Krabs, but shouldn't we go somewhere that at least doesn't have lava coming through it? (everyone evacuates)

• Harold: I want to order a Krabby Patty.
• Squidward: It costs 3 dollars.

• Harold: You receive a penny?

• Squidward: I do not have time to count all the.

• Harold: Oh, yes, already. I want to bring this money to somewhere else.

• Squidward: Oh, please, I'm trying to work from here, oh dear, someone who wants to waste my time, hey, man, how you work with a knock that? and what do you do that, old man?

• Nat Peterson: I'm holding the door for this good woman

• Squidward: It's not that you do, you leave fingerprints on the glass, and now you have to clean it, what makes everyone's job more difficult?

• Squidward: Are you, leave the trash over the kitchen, crack your teeth, your cap to disturb you, you're too long in the toilet

• SpongeBob: I meant

• Squidward: SpongeBob, could you stop singing it?
• spongebob: what, Squidward? You do not have any gratitude at all?

• Squidward: SpongeBob, I hate your job, and I live in a dying city with the neighbors do not like, I was the most miserable in the bikini bottom, then, to what gratitude?
• Spongebob: yes, it could be worse

• Squidward: Where to live in bikini bottom to worse?

• Nat Peterson: Mountain erupted in bikini bottom

• SpongeBob: the answer

• harold: see, the roof

• Mr. Krabs: Coward! afraid of small lava? The cash register, no! stop this rain of fire!

• SpongeBob: We interrupt our sorry Mr. Krabs, but should we have to go to a safer place?

• Mr.Krabs: SpongeBob I'm not too much trouble, they know civilization crumbled into dust, the state regulations are not met, things went the way of each other no more, I will curse the essence of your life!
• Old Woman: Why are you still out? you still have a volcano evacuation, Do not say rude, understand?
• Mr.Krabs: Oh, yes, of course, try changing your behavior, children
• Mayor: Do not be too tense, my children. The volcano
• Harold: What We Do?
• Mayor: Do not fear, we already control
• Harold: control? the whole city was on fire, you said it controlled? THAT say? THE END OF THE WORLD IS NEAR,MAYOR!
• Franky Billy: Something kidding, what do you hide the mayor? you've got a secret? What end is near??!!
• Spongebob: Yes, Mr. Mayor, we've got something
• Mayor: What do you advise for prevent mountain fire it?
• Spongebob: Actually I wanted to ask about parking tickets, I do not have a car
• Squidward: yes, please
• Mayor: We're dead!
• Dolphin warrior: You fool!
• Mayor: Who are you?
• Dolphin warrior: I Soldier Ancient, Past Day, I'm the last one, the master of the ocean before dawn when the time but my people are the same volcano that pursue you right now
• Franky Billy: Then How can you stay alive?
• Dolphin warrior: I survived because I only know how to stop it
• Franky Billy: Do not make us tense, how do you stop it?
• Dolphin warrior: you have to make sacrifices

• Franky billy: what do you mean?
• warrior dolphin: sacrifice, must be one of the most miserable

• Franky Billy: I know, we have to sacrifice one of the most miserable
• Mary: And who can?
• Franky billy: not me
• all of them: So, Who I am?
• Spongebob: Squidward, who is the most miserable in this bikini bottom?
• Squidward: neither know nor care
• SpongeBob: But, Squidward, very important today
• Squidward: It is very important if we do not I do not take my chances with the volcano, rather than get caught up in this tragedy with your citizens is useless! What? wait, you are wrong man!
• Dale: We complain about fingerprints
• Harold: will exchange salary
• Nat Peterson: And my little Money
• Mrs.Shell: And my teeth and hat
• Nat Peterson: Tell your pipe You Ugly?
• Scooter: Stating Fact, You are the most miserable creature in Bikini Bottom
• Squidward: I am the most miserable man in bikini bottom, oh you do not understand, I Lose!
• Mayor: Excuse me, mister tentacles, throw him down

• Spongebob: Squidward miserable I made, I'm Only Release
• Mayor: No Problem
• Squidward: Oh, I'm happy, you already know, ungrateful, let spongebob, jump!
• Spongebob: Squidward!
• Squidward: SpongeBob, please!!
• Spongebob: I beg you all, Squidward, do not help me anymore, you're a ladder has to be anything to be thankful for, I promised
• Squidward: I pulled the word I say! please, spongebob! I do not mean anything, I appreciate our friendship, I'm grateful, I'm very grateful, I am grateful for the life I have, who knows how long we live? I learned it from you, remember? bye all!
• Spongebob: Squidward, I know you already feel that way, do you want to open gratitude to our
• Squidward: my house!
• Dolphin warrior: ah, now this volcano has been quiet
• Squidward: But you had to be sacrificed was the most miserable
• Dolphin warrior: no, I'm not finished, I'd like to say, the sacrifice of the most miserable home, nothing is listening
• Squidward: You know, spongebob, for everything that has happened I lie to you, I'm not thankful for anything, I mean, look at me, I even I do not have a roof over our heads again
• Spongebob: yes, I did not say it
• Squidward: Oh, go!