Spare Us, Dark Knight

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"Spare Us, Dark Knight" is a song that was sung in the episode, "Dunces and Dragons."

Oh dark knight spare us please,

Don't cut off our heads or boil our knees,

Please take these two and let me go free,

And I will give to thee some cheese.

Music

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