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Template:BTranscriptSCENE: The kitchen in the Krusty Krab.

(The camera zooms in on the closet where the buns are stored. Then, it zooms into one particular bun. Plankton, short of breath, uses a zipper to escape from one sesame seed.)

Plankton: All the way from the bakery. But it will all be worth it when I finally get the Krabby Patty.

(SpongeBob enters the kitchen singing)

Plankton: Here we go...

(SpongeBob takes the buns and get out of kitchen, walking past by Squidward, with a Krabby Patty in which goes Plankton)

Plankton: Perfect, it goings to the front door, now it's time to do my exit.

(SpongeBob arrives to Sandy's table)

SpongeBob: Here you go Sandy, a special Krabby Patty for a special friend.

Sandy: Wow, thanks SpongeBob. I sure am obliged. I love these things,but it's always a little tricky eating them. Pardon me.

(Sandy unzips her spacesuit and slips the patty in)

Plankton: Oh no! What's happening?

(Plankton jumps out of the seed)

(Sandy starts sloppily eating the Krabby Patty)

Plankton: Eeeew! (chokes) No water! Can't breathe!

(Plankton passes out)

(Later, Sandy returns to the Treedome and enters the tree)

Sandy: La da da da dee da da da da da dee...

(Sandy enters the bathroom and takes off her spacesuit)

(Sandy turns on shower and steps in)

Sandy: Time to get this stinky thing off!

(Sandy rips off her pelt and bikini. Almost entirely hairless and pink, and wearing only panties and a padded bra, she picks up her fur and smells it)

Sandy: Boy, that's ripe.

(She hangs it up and gets back in the shower)

Sandy:A-doop-doo, a-doop-doop-doo...

(Water splases onto Plankton, reviving him)

Plankton: What's going on? Where am I?

Sandy (singing): ...A-doop-doop-doo, a-doop-doop-doo, scrub scrub scrub in the tub tub tub...

(Plankton looks at Sandy, who is facing away from him and putting shampoo on her bald head.)

Plankton: What in Neptune's ocean is that repulsive thing?!

(Sandy turns around)

Sandy (unaware): Mm-mmm! Nothing like a hot shower to make a squirrel feel like a new woman!

(Sandy turns away again)

Plankton: Sandy Cheeks? But where's her fur?

(Plankton sees the fur hanging on its hook)

Plankton: Wow. Wait a minute, that's it! I think I fiound out how to get the Krabby Patty formula once and for all!

(The camera faces Sandy, who is scrubbing her bra. In the background, Plankton rolls Sandy's helmet off-screen)

Sandy: Shoobie doop doo, shoobie doop doo...I'm getting clean...no fleas on me...gettin' clean...

(Plankton stuffs the pelt into Sandy's helmet, leaves the bathroom, and locks Sandy in)

Plankton: Hope you like long showers, squirrel!

(Later, at the Chum Bucket, Plankton arrives with Sandy's pelt)

Karen: Was there an accident? What is that?

Plankton: Our ticket to the Krabby Patty formula, that's what that is!

Karen: Oh no. You can't be serious.

Plankton: As serious as a shark attack.

(Back at the treedome)

(Sandy turns off the shower, dries her face with a towel, and wraps it around her body)

Sandy (happily): Aaaaaahhh! Now it's time to wring out my stinky fur coat!

(Sandy walks over to the hook and notices her pelt is gone)

Sandy (surprised): What in tarnation?

(Sandy quickly heads for the door)

Sandy (worried): Maybe I left it outside...

(Sandy tries in vain to open door)

Sandy (scared): I'm locked in!

(Sandy kicks door off its hinges, steps out, and flings the towel off her)

Sandy (angry): Some low-life varmint stole my things and broke into my home! MY HOME! I'm gonna get that son of a guitar-stringer!

(Sandy puts coffee pot over her head as makeshift helmet.)

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