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The Soda Drinking Hat is a hat that can the wearer can use to drink their soda. It first appears in the episode "One Krabs Trash."
It is a white and blue soda drinking hat with a "number one" design in red. It has two holders for soda cans on both sides of the hat with the tube of the hat being green.
Role in series
In "One Krabs Trash," it is sold by Mr. Krabs at his Antique Sale. SpongeBob mainly wants it, and Mr. Krabs sells it to him. Then, someone comes up and tells him that he knows that he is selling that rare novelty drink hat. Mr. Krabs tells him it's fresh out instead of out of stock. The man then prepares to give him five hundred dollars for the drink hat. After Mr. Krabs hears that, he starts slobbering out of his mouth. Norma Rechid then comes up and elbows the man and says that she would give him a thousand dollars for such a hat. Mr. Krabs slobbers some more when he hears that. Nat Peterson comes up and says that he would give him a hundred thousand dollars in cash for that rare soda hat. Krabs is now slobbering a river of drool out of his mouth. An anchovy comes in a boat and says that he'll give him one million dollars for the hat. After much regret, he is determined to take the rare hat back. First, he attempts to insult the hat out of SpongeBob. His next step is to get SpongeBob to trade his hat for others. Since these plans end up failing easily, Krabs had no choice but to scare it off. In the middle of the night, he uses a picture of a ghost on loose leaf to send the message that the hat was cursed and has to be placed back to its rightful owner, Smitty Werben Man Jensen. Mr. Krabs realizes his plan has gone too far when SpongeBob technically does return the hat to its rightful owner, whose name was something Krabs didn't come prepared for. He goes to the cemetery and searches every grave, and he finds the grave and the hat. Suddenly, the entire graveyard of dead fish come alive and demand the hat back. Mr. Krabs, who is not ready to surrender the hat, fights every last undead fish until dawn. The customers of his antique sale from earlier are all there, so Krabs could sell the hat for an astounding price. It is then revealed that many hats were discovered in a warehouse and that they are actually abundant and worthless. Krabs throws away the hat and cries as his chance for fortune is gone.