Snail Bites (food)

Snail Bites are things that allow you to fart. Farting in public is always good! You can gradute and make your parents proud by farting the whole way! You know fart? Did you know fart helps the environment? It helps make it smell better and make people happier. Farting in public is never bad, even if you are 18 years old and you still watch Barney, then you fart. Listen kids, you know what you can do, you can go up to your teacher, and fart! Isn't that good?

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