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- [it is night time at The Krusty Krab, Squidward is sweeping and dancing, while listening to Kelpy G's music on the radio]
- Squidward: La-da-dee-la-da-doo-la-da-doo... [Harold leaves and Squidward holds the door open] Thank you for eating at The Krusty Krab! [SpongeBob is struggling with dirty dishes cheerfully] May I help you with that?!
- SpongeBob: Thank you, Squidward! [to himself] Gee, looks like playing Kelpy G's music has really energized him!
SpongeBob: Kelpy's music is really...unique.
Squidward: Kelpy's not for everyone.
Radio: That was Kelpy G. Taking you on a trip that is out of this ocean. Hope you fellow kelpheads got your tickets early, because this concert at High Tide Stadium is Sorry, Sold Out.
SpongeBob: Ooooo! Kelpy G is performing tonight Squidward! But tickets are Sorry, Sold Out.
Squidward: Oh, how could this be? Whatever shall I do?
SpongeBob: You forgot to buy a ticket?
Squidward: Oh no, I have a ticket. I just don't know what i'll do without you there! (Squidward snaps) Oh wait, I just realized...I'll be having the greatest time of my life!
SpongeBob: Squidward, May I at least gaze upon your ticket?
Squidward: Oh yeah. I show you the ticket, and then through some manner of polly, you destroy it! (Patrick swallows ticket)
SpongeBob: You're probably not gonna get that back before show time.
Radio: This goes out to all those sad slads without a ticket to tonights concert. We can give the last two tickets two one lucky collar!
Squidward: Oh, the tickets to a life! (Squidward runs to phone, picks it up and dials)
Telephone: Hey! You are lucky loser #1! Please try again. Hey! You are lucky loser #5! Please try again. Hey! You are lucky loser #9! Please try again. 22! Try again. 27! 65!
Squidward: Oh come on! Nothing but a scam!
Telephone: And now! You're winning car #102!
SpongeBob: I am? (Squidward on-purpusely falls over in shock)
Telephone: Not only have you won two front row seats, but you and a friend will go backstage to meet Kelpy G himself!
SpongeBob: Me... and a friend. (SpongeBob touches Squidward) I wonder who that will be!
SpongeBob: Can you believe it? We're gonna meet our hero! Kelpy G!
Squidward: Ah, so nice to be surrounded by such kindred spirits.
Octopus: You can say that again. It's a rare treat to mingo with true die-hearted smooth-jazzes.
SpongeBob: You said it, lady! I've got a die-heart to attend this morning! Who's ready for a Kelpy G concert tonight!?
Octopus: Was it you who brought the rockus miscreant?
Squidward: No. Of course not. No.
Squidward: See all you fellow kelpheads at the show!
Octopus: Just keep your friends, outbursts, under control.
SpongeBob: Isn't this great, Squidward? Wow, I love your Kelpy G wig, sir.
Octopus: What wig?
Squidward: Come on, SpongeBob. SpongeBob's obnoxiousnus is ostracising meet of all these other fans! Somehow I gotta get him to slip!