Smitty Werben Jager Man Jensen
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| Smitty Werben Jager Man Jensen | |
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| General Information | |
| Gender: | Male |
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| Family & Friends | |
| Family: | Milva Jensen (wife)
Old Man Jenkins (son-in-law) Mary (daughter) |
| Series Information | |
| Portrayer: | Dee Bradley Baker |
| List of characters | |
Smitty Werben Jager Man Jensen is a deceased character who appeared in the episode "One Krabs Trash". He is buried in Floater Cemetery. Mr. Krabs claimed that he was "#1 in Boogie Land". Mr. Krabs said to SpongeBob that his soda-drinking hat had to be returned to him immediately, so SpongeBob buried it with him. Mr. Krabs tried to get the hat out of Smitty's grave in order to sell it for a large amount of money, possibly $1,000,000. However, Smitty was actually an undead being. He then summoned a whole army of undead fish. Mr. Krabs said that they would take turns feasting on his insides, then eat his brain and leave his body for the buzzards. Smitty, however, thought that concept to be gross and just wanted the hat back and gave Mr. Krabs two options: give the hat back or suffer an attack from the army of the living dead. The skeletons attacked Mr. Krabs, who defeated them all with a makeshift sword out of a swordfish's skull. Smitty was eventually killed by Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs then tried to sell it to four people for $1,000,000. The hat, however, lost its value and nobody would buy it. They laughed at it being worth $1,000,000. On Smitty's grave, his third name, Jager, does not appear for unknown reasons. He is possibly the father of old man jenkins. It is also likely that he was the one who died because of an infected stinky burger.

Added by 719cam Quotes
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- Hey man, that's my hat! Give it back!
- I guess I'm gonna have to take it from you...
- Only the army of the living dead!
- That's disgusting! We just want the hat back!
- Attack!
Trivia
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- This character was the first portrayal of death in the show.
- Aside from the Skeleton in the episode "Your Shoe's Untied," this is the only dead skeleton in the show.