Shellback Shenanigans/transcript

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• [episode starts at the Krusty Krab at night]
• SpongeBob: [Flips sign from "open" to "closed] Good night, Mr. Krabs.
• Mr. Krabs: Closing time already?
• SpongeBob: Yep, I gave the last order to the last customer.
• Mr. Krabs: Oh, well I'll see you tomorrow.
• SpongeBob: Say, Mr. Krabs, can I give Gary a Krabby Patty for tomorrow? Because tomorrow is a special day!
• Mr. Krabs: Sure! Wait, what's tomorrow?
• SpongeBob: Gasp! Mr. Krabs, did you forget what tomorrow is? It's "Bring Your Pet To Work" day!
• Mr. Krabs: Oh, okay! You may give your snail a Krabby Patty. But please give me a tip, cause pets are sooo special!
• SpongeBob: You got it, Mr. Krabs! [Gives Mr. Krabs a small amount of change] Thanks, Mr. Krabs! [Leaves, then pops out of no where] Mr. Krabs!
• Mr. Krabs: What the...?!
• SpongeBob: [speaking gibberish]
• Mr. Krabs: What, what?!
• SpongeBob: We're all out of krabby patties!
• Mr. Krabs: Did you check the freezer?!
• SpongeBob: I checked the freezer, the spare freezer, the back-up frezer, extra freezer, the rear freezer, the micro freezer, and the freezer under the stairs!
• Mr. Krabs: What about the freezer in the attic?
• SpongeBob: We don't have an attic.
• Mr. Krabs: No attic?!
• SpongeBob: You sold it, remember?
• Mr. Krabs: Oh, yeah.
• [Plankton and Karen are spying on Krabs and SpongeBob from the Chum Bucket with a telescope]
• Plankton: Okay, now what's he saying?
• Karen: I have no idea.
• Plankton: What? I thought you said you read lips!
• Karen: I can, but you took away my telescope away!
• [Plankton gives the telescope to Karen]
• Mr. Krabs: [In the telescope] Well, that settles it, SpongeBob. We're just gonna have to make a fresh batch of krabby patties.
• SpongeBob: A fresh batch?
• Mr. Krabs: You heard me. A fresh batch of krabby patties.
• Plankton: Okay, now what's he saying?
• Karen: He said they're going to make a fresh batch of krabby patties.
• Plankton: A fresh batch of—ooh, this is good. This is really good!'
• SpongeBob: When are we making this fresh batch of krabby patties, Mr. Krabs?
• Mr. Krabs: What?
• Plankton: Okay, now what'd he say?
• Karen: What?
• Plankton: I said, "What'd he say?"
• Karen: He said, "What?"
• Plankton: I have no idea, that's why I'm asking you what he said!
• Karen: I know that, and I'm saying he said, "What?"!
• Plankton: I know that! Wait... oh, he said, "What?".
• Karen: Yes!
• SpongeBob: Wow, a fresh batch of krabby patties! Gary's gonna go crazy!
• Mr. Krabs: You know, SpongeBob, might not be a good idea to bring your dirty snail into me restaurant. I think we just might want to reschedule "Bring Your Pet To Work" day.
• SpongeBob: No! Mr. Krabs, I promise that Gary will be clean. I'll make sure he takes an extra long bath tonight!
• Mr. Krabs: Okay, but make sure your pet is healthy, and clean!
• Plankton: Healthy and Clean, Fresh Batch of Krabby Patties? Ooh, I think I smell a plan!
• [Bubbles change the scene showing SpongeBob's House]
• SpongeBob: Gary! I'm home and I got you a treat!
• Gary: Meow.
• SpongeBob: Oh, there you are Gary. I got you some french fries. [Holds a bag, and grabs out a plate of french fries. Gary sniffs them] I was going to get you a Krabby Patty, but we ran out! So, you enjoy them while I get your bath ready. [Gary gets scared and runs away while SpongeBob fills the bath tub] Gary! Your bath is ready! Gary? [Eats a french fry] Gary? [Walks in the kitchen. He sees Gary hiding under the counter] Gary,not again come on out it's dirty! [Grabs Gary] Gotcha! [Tries to pull him out but accidently trips and Gary flies into a pot on top of the refridgerator and is covered in mud]
• Gary: Meow.
• SpongeBob: [Upset] Great, Gary, that's just great! Now you need an extra, extra, extra long bath!
• Gary: Meow.
• SpongeBob: You're not going to come out of there, are you?
• Gary: Meow. [No]
• SpongeBob: Fine, we'll bathe you in the morning! [Flicks off the light and leaves.. Bubbles change the scene. Gary hears a knock on the door and comes to answer it]
• Plankton: [In a disguise wearing a wig and has a suitcase] Good day, sir! Let me ask you something: Does your shell look dirty and filthy and...
• SpongeBob: [Off screen] Gary! Your bath is ready!
• Plankton: Let me make this quick. Does your shell look filthy and you hate baths?
• Gary: Meow. [Yes]
• Plankton: Of course you do! That's why I got you covered. [Opens suitcase and a large poster pops out] A reservation to Club Shell! A place where you have not 4, not 3, but for 1 luxurious night! And I know what you'll ask, but I got you covered! [Shows Gary an orange shell] Please wear this on while your there, and Club Shell can be...
• SpongeBob: [off screen] Gary! Your bath is ready!
• Plankton: ...all yours!
• SpongeBob: [off screen] Gary! Your bath!
• [Gary immediately puts on the shell and leaves]
• Plankton: Bon Voyage! [Closes the door and takes off the disguise, goes into Gary's real shell, and puts small balls on his antannaes, making him look like Gary] Now that I'm Gary, that SpongeBob will have no idea it's me and give me that batch of krabby patties! I'll steal the formula, kill Krabs once and for all![Laughs evily]
• SpongeBob: [Appears walking next to Plankton in the shell and mistakes him for Gary] Oh, there you are you little rascal! [Picks him up and walks up the stairs] Oh, you naughty little snail! I'll make sure that you'll have a clean bath before you go to work for "Bring your pet to work day"! [Goes to the bath tub and drops "Gary" in the tub] Yep, you're going to work, and today's the day! First I'll give you this shampoo gel!
• Plankton: Wha...? [Gets squirted with the gel and is covered in shampoo]
• SpongeBob: Ahhh, that just smells so good, doesn't it?
• Plankton: Ugh...
• SpongeBob: [Takes "Gary" and holds him above his head] Now to scrub it off! [Scrubs Plankton by dragging him back and forth like a sponge]
• Plankton: Aaah!
• SpongeBob: [Stops scrubbing him] Doesn't that feel good?
• Plankton: [Coughs and Chokes] Curses! Oh, I mean... meow?
• SpongeBob: [Nervous] Gary, are you feeling alright?
• Plankton: I've never felt better! Uh, I mean... meow! [Soap washes off and reveals his body to SpongeBob]
• SpongeBob: [Worried] Gary! You're turning green! And talking!
• Plankton: No I'm not.
• SpongeBob: [Rushes down the stairs holding "Gary"] We gotta take you to the hospital to get you checked!
• Plankton: What?! But what about the fresh batch of krabby patties?! I mean, meow!
• SpongeBob: You're right, Gary! I have to call Mr. Krabs and tell him I'm late! Gosh, Gary, you talk quite a lot when you're sick. [Bubbles change the scene showing the hospital.. To Sadie] Doctor, My pet snail is turning green and he's talking. Is he alright?
• [Sadie takes a look at "Gary"]
• Plankton: [Afraid she might notice it's him] Meow? [Sadie throws bottles of medicine on the ceiling while shrieking in horror]
• SpongeBob: Sooo, is that a yes or a no?
• Sadie: I've never seen such a terrible thing! Doctors, run this snail to the room!
• [Bubbles change the scene and Plankton is sitting on a bed]
• Plankton: [Sees a large computer, thinking wheter it's Karen] Karen! Oh, sorry. I thought you were someone else.
• Sadie: [Walks in the room] Don't you worry, Gary. I'm just going to give you some tests. It'll be over before you know it. [We hear Plankton screaming in pain while the screen shows the hospital. SpongeBob breathes heavily thinking about "Gary"]
• Doctor#1: Sir, all we're saying is that your pet snail is still in the room taking tests.
• Doctor#2: [To Doctor#1] That's what I'm not saying.
• SpongeBob: [Wailing] Oh, Gary! [cries]
• Doctor#2: [To SpongeBob] Yes, we tried everything we can, sir, we just can't seem to find out what's wrong with him! I've never seen anything like it.
• SpongeBob: Please save him, doctor!
• [Bubbles change the scene]
• Plankton: [Sleeps on the bed, then wakes up paranoid] Please! No more!
• Sadie: It's okay, honey, the tests are over. I'm just going to give you a little pill.
• Plankton: Whew! I'm glad that's over.
• Sadie: [Takes out a giant pill bigger than Plankton] Open wide. [Plankton screams as Sadie puts the pill in his mouth]
• Sadie: There, that wasn't so bad, was it? [Plankton has the pill in his mouth, tears up, and spits out the pill all over her] That's not good... [Bubbles change the scene showing SpongeBob still crying] Uh, Mr. SquarePants?
• SpongeBob: [stops crying and heads over to "Gary" who is covered up in bandages] Gary!
• Sadie: The doctors say there's nothing we can do. It's best to take your snail home and let nature take it's course...
• SpongeBob: Doctor, you don't mean... [Sadie walks away] Doctor?! Oh well, Gary, it looks like this is...[sniff]... the end. [wails]
• Plankton: If I could just have a... [cough cough] Krabby Patty before I go...
• SpongeBob: Sure thing, Gary, but... [sniffs]
• Plankton: But what?
• SpongeBob: Well, now that you can talk... I'm running out of time to say I love you! [continues wailing and crying]
• Plankton: [sighs] Oh, boy...
• [Bubbles change the scene to the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob walks while holding "Gary" to the Krusty Krab]
• SpongeBob: Don't you worry, Gary, I'll whip you up the best Krabby Patty you've ever eaten.
• [Bus Drives by]
• Tourist: So, Once again we'd like to thank you for choosing Club Shell, And we hope to see you again soon.
• SpongeBob: [Carrying "Gary"] Just a little further, Gare-bare.
• Gary: [Looks Out Window]
• Plankton: Yes!
• [Gary pulls busline angrily and slithers over to the Krusty Krab on order to put Plankton to death]
• SpongeBob: [Puts "Gary" down on the floor next to the grill] Now you just wait here, and daddy will fix you up that Krabby Patty I told you about. See you Gary... [Walks away gloomily]
• Plankton: Yes, Spongefool come back with the formula and victory will be mine!
• [Gary slithers to Plankton angrily and growls at him]
• Plankton: Uh, mommy?
• [Gary kills Plankton while Mr. Krabs hears this, and he sees Plankton running out the door]
• Mr. Krabs: Plankton? [Finds out Gary beat him out of the restraunt and had an idea. Bubbles change the scene. Gary is at the Krusty Krab door letting people in, then Plankton in a costume comes up to Gary]
• Plankton: Good day, sir. I would like to sample one of your delicous krabby patties. [Gary Growls] Whoa, hold on there, fido! Aah! [runs away] I'm going! I'm going!
• SpongeBob: Wow, Mr. Krabs, Gary's doing a great job as bouncer. He's really earning his pay!
• Mr. Krabs: Well, he takes after you, lad. [surprised] Pay?!?

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