Shellback Shenanigans/transcript

Template:BTranscript (Episode starts at the Krusty Krab at night.)

SpongeBob: (Flips sign from "open" to "closed.) Good night, Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: Closing time already?

SpongeBob: Yep, I gave the last order to the last customer.

Mr. Krabs: Oh, well I'll see you tomorrow.

SpongeBob: Say, Mr. Krabs, can I give Gary a Krabby Patty for tomorrow? Because tomorrow is a special day!

Mr. Krabs: Sure! Wait, what's tomorrow?

SpongeBob: Gasp! Mr. Krabs, did you forget what tomorrow is? It's "Bring Your Pet To Work" day!

Mr. Krabs: Oh, okay! You may give your snail a Krabby Patty. But please give me a tip, cause pets are sooo special!

SpongeBob: You got it, Mr. Krabs! (Gives Mr. Krabs a small amount of change) Thanks, Mr. Krabs! (Leaves, then pops out of no where) Mr. Krabs!

Mr. Krabs: What the...?!

SpongeBob: (speaking gibberish)

Mr. Krabs: What, what?!

SpongeBob: We're all out of krabby patties!

Mr. Krabs: Did you check the freezer?!

SpongeBob: I checked the freezer, the spare freezer, the back-up frezer, extra freezer, the rear freezer, the micro freezer, and the freezer under the stairs!

Mr. Krabs: What about the freezer in the attic?

SpongeBob: We don't have an attic.

Mr. Krabs: No attic?!

SpongeBob: You sold it, remember?

Mr. Krabs: Oh, yeah.

(Plankton and Karen are spying on Krabs and SpongeBob from the Chum Bucket with a telescope.)

Plankton: Okay, now what's he saying?

Karen: I have no idea.

Plankton: What? I thought you said you read lips!

Karen: I can, but you took away my telescope away!

(Plankton gives the telescope to Karen.)

Mr. Krabs: (In the telescope) Well, that settles it, SpongeBob. We're just gonna have to make a fresh batch of krabby patties.

SpongeBob: A fresh batch?

Mr. Krabs: You heard me. A fresh batch of krabby patties.

Plankton: Okay, now what's he saying?

Karen: He said they're going to make a fresh batch of krabby patties.

Plankton: A fresh batch of—ooh, this is good. This is really good!'

SpongeBob: When are we making this fresh batch of krabby patties, Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: What?

Plankton: Okay, now what'd he say?

Karen: "What?"

Plankton: I said, "What'd he say?"

Karen: He said, "What?"

Plankton: I have no idea, that's why I'm asking you what he said!

Karen: I know that, and I'm saying he said, "What?"!

Plankton: I know that! Wait... oh, he said, "What?".

Karen: Yes!

SpongeBob: Wow, a fresh batch of krabby patties! Gary's gonna go crazy!

Mr. Krabs: You know, SpongeBob, might not be a good idea to bring your dirty snail into me restaurant. I think we just might want to reschedule "Bring Your Pet To Work" day.

SpongeBob: No! Mr. Krabs, I promise that Gary will be clean. I'll make sure he takes an extra long bath tonight!

Mr. Krabs: Okay, but make sure your pet is healthy, and clean!

Plankton: Healthy and Clean, Fresh Batch of Krabby Patties? Ooh, I think I smell a plan!

(Bubbles change the scene showing SpongeBob's House.)

SpongeBob: Gary! I'm home and I got you a treat!

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: Oh, there you are Gary. I got you some french fries. (Holds a bag, and grabs out a plate of french fries. Gary sniffs them.) I was going to get you a Krabby Patty, but we ran out! So, you enjoy them while I get your bath ready. (Gary gets scared and runs away while SpongeBob fills the bath tub.) Gary! Your bath is ready! Gary? (Eats a french fry.) Gary? (Walks in the kitchen. He sees Gary hiding under the counter.) Gary, come on, you know better than that! (Grabs Gary.) Gotcha! (Tries to pull him out but accidently trips and Gary flies into a pot on top of the refridgerator and is covered in mud.)

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: (Upset) Great, Gary, that's just great! Now you need an extra, extra, extra long bath!

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: You're not going to come out of there, are you?

Gary: Meow. (No)

SpongeBob: Fine, we'll bathe you in the morning! (Flicks off the light and leaves.)

(Bubbles change the scene. Gary hears a knock on the door and comes to answer it.)

Plankton: (In a disguise wearing a wig and has a suitcase.) Good day, sir! Let me ask you something: Does your shell look dirty and filthy and...

SpongeBob: (Off screen.) Gary! Your bath is ready!

Plankton: Let me make this quick. Does your shell look filthy and you hate baths?

Gary: Meow. (Yes)

Plankton: Of course you do! That's why I got you covered. (Opens suitcase and a large poster pops out) A reservation to Club Shell! A place where you have not 4, not 3, but for 1 luxurious night! And I know what you'll ask, but I got you covered! (Shows Gary an orange shell) Please wear this on while your there, and Club Shell can be...

SpongeBob: (off screen) Gary! Your bath is ready!

Plankton:...all yours!

SpongeBob: (off screen) Gary! Your bath!

(Gary immediately puts on the shell and leaves.)

Plankton: Bon Voyage! (Closes the door and takes off the disguise, goes into Gary's real shell, and puts small balls on his antannaes, making him look like Gary.) Now that I'm Gary, that SpongeBob will have no idea it's me and give me that batch of krabby patties! (Laughs evily)

SpongeBob: (Appears walking next to Plankton in the shell and mistakes him for Gary.) Oh, there you are you little rascal! (Picks him up and walks up the stairs) Oh, you naughty little snail! I'll make sure that you'll have a clean bath before you go to work for "Bring your pet to work day"! (Goes to the bath tub and drops "Gary" in the tub.) Yep, you're going to work, and today's the day! First I'll give you this shampoo gel!

Plankton: Wha...? (Gets squirted with the gel and is covered in shampoo.)

SpongeBob: Ahhh, that just smells so good, doesn't it?

Plankton: Ugh...

SpongeBob: (Takes "Gary" and holds him above his head.) Now to scrub it off! (Scrubs Plankton by dragging him back and forth like a sponge.)

Plankton: Aaah!

SpongeBob: (Stops scrubbing him) Doesn't that feel good?

Plankton: (Coughs and Chokes) Curses! Oh, I mean... meow?

SpongeBob: (Nervous) Gary, are you feeling alright?

Plankton: I've never felt better! Uh, I mean... meow! (Soap washes off and reveals his body to SpongeBob.)

SpongeBob: (Worried) Gary! You're turning green! And talking!

Plankton: No I'm not.

SpongeBob: (Rushes down the stairs holding "Gary") We gotta take you to the hospital to get you checked!

Plankton: What?! But what about the fresh batch of krabby patties?! I mean, meow!

SpongeBob: You're right, Gary! I have to call Mr. Krabs and tell him I'm late! Gosh, Gary, you talk quite a lot when you're sick. (Bubbles change the scene showing the hospital.) (To Sadie) Doctor, My pet snail is turning green and he's talking. Is he alright?

(Sadie takes a look at "Gary".)

Plankton: (Afraid she might notice it's him.) Meow? (Sadie throws bottles of medicine on the ceiling while shrieking in horror.)

SpongeBob: Sooo, is that a yes or a no?

Sadie: I've never seen such a terrible thing! Doctors, run this snail to the room!

(Bubbles change the scene and Plankton is sitting on a bed.)

Plankton: (Sees a large computer) Karen! Oh, sorry. I thought you were someone else.

Sadie: (Walks in the room.) Don't you worry, Gary. I'm just going to give you some tests. It'll be over before you know it. (We hear Plankton screaming in pain while the screen shows the hospital. SpongeBob breathes heavily thinking about "Gary".)

Doctor#1: Sir, all we're saying is that your pet snail is still in the room taking tests.

Doctor#2: (To Doctor#1) That's what I'm not saying.

SpongeBob: (Wailing) Oh, Gary! (crys)

Doctor#2: (To SpongeBob) Yes, we tried everything we can, sir, we just can't seem to find out what's wrong with him! I've never seen anything like it.

SpongeBob: Please save him, doctor!

(Bubbles change the scene.)

Plankton: (Sleeps on the bed, then wakes up paranoid.) Please! No more!

Sadie: It's okay, honey, the tests are over. I'm just going to give you a little pill.

Plankton: Whew! I'm glad that's over.

Sadie: (Takes out a giant pill bigger than Plankton.) Open wide. (Plankton screams as Sadie puts the pill in his mouth.)

Sadie: There, that wasn't so bad, was it? (Plankton has the pill in his mouth, tears up, and spits out the pill all over her.) That's not good... (Bubbles change the scene showing SpongeBob still crying.) Uh, Mr. SquarePants?

SpongeBob: (stops crying and heads over to "Gary" who is covered up in bandages.) Gary!

Sadie: The doctors say there's nothing we can do. It's best to take your snail home and let nature take it's course...

SpongeBob: Doctor, you don't mean... (Sadie walks away) Doctor?! Oh well, Gary, it looks like this is...(sniff)... the end. (wails)

Plankton: If I could just have a... (cough cough) Krabby Patty before I go...

SpongeBob: Sure thing, Gary, but... (sniffs)

Plankton: But what?

SpongeBob: Well, now that you can talk... I'm running out of time to say I love you! (continues wailing and crying.)

Plankton: (sighs) Oh, boy...

(Bubbles change the scene to the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob walks while holding "Gary" to the Krusty Krab.)

SpongeBob: Don't you worry, Gary, I'll whip you up the best Krabby Patty you've ever eaten.

(Bus Drives by)

Tourist: So, Once again we'd like to thank you for choosing Club Shell, And we hope to see you again soon.

SpongeBob: (Carrying "Gary") Just a little further, Gare-bare.

Gary: (Looks Out Window)

Plankton: Yes!

(Gary pulls busline angrily and slithers over to the Krusty Krab.)

SpongeBob: (Puts "Gary" down on the floor next to the grill.) Now you just wait here, and daddy will fix you up that Krabby Patty I told you about. See you Gary... (Walks away gloomily)

Plankton: Yes, victory is mine!

(Gary slithers to Plankton angrily and growls at him.)

Plankton: Uh, mommy?

(Gary beats up Plankton while Mr. Krabs hears this, and he sees Plankton running out the door.)

Mr. Krabs: Plankton? (Finds out Gary beat him out of the restraunt and had an idea. Bubbles change the scene. Gary is at the Krusty Krab door letting people in, then Plankton in a costume comes up to Gary.)

Plankton: Good day, sir. I would like to sample one of your delicous krabby patties. (Gary Growls) Whoa, hold on there, fido! Aah! (runs away) I'm going! I'm going!

SpongeBob: Wow, Mr. Krabs, Gary's doing a great job as bouncer. He's really earning his pay!

Mr. Krabs: Well, he takes after you, lad. Pay?!

(Episode Closes)