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Shellback Shenanigans
Season №: 7
Episode №: 147b
Airdate: September 18, 2010
Previous: "Hide and Then What Happens?"
Next: "The Masterpiece"
List of episode transcripts

This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Shellback Shenanigans" from season seven, which aired on September 18, 2010.

  • [episode starts at the Krusty Krab at night]
  • SpongeBob: [Flips sign from "open" to "closed] Good night, Mr. Krabs.
  • Mr. Krabs: Closing time already?
  • SpongeBob: Yep, I just gave the last order to the last customer.
  • Mr. Krabs: Oh, well I'll see you tomorrow.
  • SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, can I get a Krabby Patty to go for my pet snail Gary?
  • Mr. Krabs: I thought those things ate mostly kibble.
  • SpongeBob: It's a special treat for tomorrow.
  • Mr. Krabs: Well that makes-wait, what's tomorrow?
  • SpongeBob: [gasps] Mr. Krabs, did you forget what tomorrow is? It's "Bring Your Pet To Work" day!
  • Mr. Krabs: I don't need a special name for that. Squidward's here all day.
  • Squidward: Nice. [leaves the Krusty Krab] Real nice!
  • Mr. Krabs: Oh, okay! You may give your snail a Krabby Patty. But please give me a tip, cause pets are sooo special!
  • SpongeBob: You got it, Mr. Krabs! [Gives Mr. Krabs a small amount of change] Thanks, Mr. Krabs! [Leaves, then pops out of no where] Mr. Krabs!
  • Mr. Krabs: What the...?!
  • SpongeBob: [speaking gibberish]
  • Mr. Krabs: What, what?!
  • SpongeBob: We're all out of Krabby Patties!
  • Mr. Krabs: Did you check the freezer?!
  • SpongeBob: I checked the freezer, the spare freezer, the back-up freezer, extra freezer, the rear freezer, the micro freezer, and the freezer under the stairs!
  • Mr. Krabs: What about the freezer in the attic?
  • SpongeBob: We don't have an attic.
  • Mr. Krabs: No attic?!
  • SpongeBob: You sold it, remember?
  • Mr. Krabs: Oh, yeah.
  • [Plankton and Karen are spying on Krabs and SpongeBob from the Chum Bucket with a telescope]
  • Plankton: Okay, now what's he saying?
  • Karen: I have no idea.
  • Plankton: What? I thought you said you read lips!
  • Karen: I can, but you took away my telescope away!
  • [Plankton gives the telescope to Karen]
  • Mr. Krabs: [In the telescope] Well, that settles it, SpongeBob. We're just gonna have to make a fresh batch of Krabby Patties.
  • SpongeBob: A fresh batch?
  • Mr. Krabs: You heard me. A fresh batch of Krabby Patties.
  • Plankton: Okay, now what's he saying?
  • Karen: He said they're going to make a fresh batch of Krabby Patties.
  • Plankton: A fresh batch of—ooh, this is good. This is really good!
  • SpongeBob: When are we making this fresh batch of Krabby Patties, Mr. Krabs?
  • Mr. Krabs: What?
  • Plankton: Okay, now what'd he say?
  • Karen: What?
  • Plankton: I said, "What'd he say?"
  • Karen: He said, "What?"
  • Plankton: I have no idea, that's why I'm asking you what he said!
  • Karen: I know that, and I'm saying he said, "What?"!
  • Plankton: I know that! Wait... oh, he said, "What?".
  • Karen: Yes!
  • SpongeBob: Wow, a fresh batch of Krabby Patties! Gary's gonna go crazy!
  • Mr. Krabs: You know, SpongeBob, might not be a good idea to bring your dirty snail into me restaurant. I think we just might want to reschedule "Bring Your Pet To Work" day.
  • SpongeBob: No! Mr. Krabs, I promise that Gary will be clean. I'll make sure he takes an extra long bath tonight!
  • Mr. Krabs: Okay, but make sure your pet is healthy, and clean!
  • Plankton: Healthy and Clean, Fresh Batch of Krabby Patties? Ooh, I think I smell a plan!
  • [Bubbles change the scene showing SpongeBob's House]
  • SpongeBob: Gary! I brought you a delicious treat!
  • Gary: Meow.
  • SpongeBob: Oh, there you are Gar bear I got you some kelp fries. [Holds a bag, and grabs out a plate of french fries. Gary sniffs them] I was going to bring you a Krabby Patty, but we ran out! So, you enjoy them while I get your bath ready. [Gary gets scared and runs away while SpongeBob fills the bath tub] Gary! Your bath is ready! Gary? [Eats a kelp fry] Gary? [Walks in the kitchen. He sees Gary hiding under the counter] Gary, not again come on out it's dirty! [Grabs Gary] Gotcha! Come on Gary, quit messing ar.... [Tries to pull him out but accidentally trips and Gary flies into a pot on top of the refrigerator and is covered in mud]
  • Gary: Meow.
  • SpongeBob: [Upset] Great, Gary,just great! Now you need an extra, extra, extra, extra long bath! You're not going to come down from there, are you?
  • Gary: Meow. [No]
  • SpongeBob: Ugh! you win, we'll bathe you in the morning! [Flicks off the light and leaves.. Bubbles change the scene. Gary hears a knock on the door and comes to answer it]
  • Plankton: [In a disguise wearing a wig and has a suitcase] Good morning sir! My name is Sheldon R. Shellcleaner, owner and operator of Super Shell Cleaner Vacations Unlimited. Can I ask you a question? Are you tire of your dirty shell resulting in tireless hours of...
  • SpongeBob: [Off screen] Gary! I'm going to start the bath!
  • Plankton: Look I'll just cut to the chase. Do you have a dirty shell and hate bath time?
  • Gary: Meow.
  • Plankton: Of course you do! That's why I must tell you about our limited time offer. Where not 4, not 3, but 1 luxurious night here![Opens suitcase and a large poster pops out] At Club Shell! A perfect resort for snails. Don't try to pinch yourself this could be...
  • SpongeBob: [off screen] Gary! The bath is ready!
  • Plankton: ...all yours! Now I know what your thinking but I got you covered! [Shows Gary an orange shell] A temporary shell will be provided for you to wear while yours is being cleaned, and all of this is free of charge of course.
  • SpongeBob: [off screen] Gary! Your bath is ready!
  • [Gary immediately puts on the shell and leaves]
  • Plankton: have a pleasant stay! Bon Voyage! [Closes the door and takes off the disguise, goes into Gary's real shell, and puts small balls on his antennas, making him look like Gary] If my reasoning is correct, as SpongeBob's pet I'll get to witness Krabby Patties being made from scratch! Then I can copy the formula, and destroy Krabs once and for all!
  • SpongeBob: [Appears walking next to Plankton in the shell and mistakes him for Gary] Ah-ha there you are Gar-Bear! [Picks him up and walks up the stairs] Oh, you naughty little snail hiding from me! I'm gonna give you a real good scrubbing. You have to be sparkly clean for "Bring your pet to work day"! And today is the day! [Goes to the bath tub and drops "Gary" in the tub] First I'm gonna start you off with a yummy smelling shower gel!
  • Plankton: Wha...? [Gets squirted with the gel and is covered in shampoo]
  • SpongeBob: Ahhh, smells nice, doesn't it?
  • Plankton: Ugh...
  • SpongeBob: [Takes "Gary" and holds him above his head] Prepare yourself for the scrubbing of a lifetime! [Scrubs Plankton by dragging him back and forth like a sponge]
  • Plankton: [screams]
  • SpongeBob: [Stops scrubbing him] Doesn't that feel good?
  • Plankton: [Coughs and Chokes] Curses! Oh, I mean... meow?
  • SpongeBob: [Nervous] Gary, are you feeling alright?
  • Plankton: I've never felt better! Uh, I mean... meow! [Soap washes off and reveals his body to SpongeBob]
  • SpongeBob: [Worried] Gary! You're turning green! And talking!
  • Plankton: No I'm not.
  • SpongeBob: [Rushes down the stairs holding "Gary"] We gotta get you to the pet hospital!
  • Plankton: Pet hospital! But what about the fresh batch of Krabby Patties?! I mean, meow!
  • SpongeBob: You're right, Gary! I have to call Mr. Krabs and tell him I'm late! Gosh, Gary, your a lot talkative when you're sick. [Bubbles change the scene showing the hospital.. To Sadie] Doctor, My pet snail is turning green and he's talking. Is he alright?
  • [Sadie takes a look at "Gary"]
  • Plankton: [Afraid she might notice it's him] Meow? [Sadie throws bottles of medicine on the ceiling while shrieking in horror]
  • SpongeBob: Sooo, is that a yes or a no?
  • Sadie: I've never seen such a terrible thing! Doctors, run this snail to the room!
  • [Bubbles change the scene and Plankton is sitting on a bed]
  • Plankton: [Sees a large computer, thinking wheter it's Karen] Karen! Oh, sorry. I thought you were someone else.
  • Sadie: [Walks in the room] Don't you worry, Gary. I'm just going to give you some tests. It'll be over before you know it. [We hear Plankton screaming in pain while the screen shows the hospital. SpongeBob breathes heavily thinking about "Gary"]
  • Jennifer-Millie: Sir, all we're saying is that your pet snail is still in the room taking tests.
  • Doctor#2: [To Jennifer] That's what I'm not saying.
  • SpongeBob: Oh, Gary! [crying]
  • Doctor#2: [To SpongeBob] Yes, we tried everything we can, sir, we just can't seem to find out what's wrong with him! I've never seen anything like it.
  • SpongeBob: Please save him, doctor!
  • [Bubbles change the scene]
  • Plankton: [Sleeps on the bed, then wakes up paranoid] Please! No more!
  • Sadie: It's okay, honey, the tests are over. I'm just going to give you a little pill.
  • Plankton: Whew! I'm glad that's over.
  • Sadie: [Takes out a giant pill bigger than Plankton] Open wide. [Plankton screams as Sadie puts the pill in his mouth]
  • Sadie: There, that wasn't so bad, was it? [Plankton has the pill in his mouth, tears up, and spits out the pill all over her] That's not good... [Bubbles change the scene showing SpongeBob still crying] Uh, Mr. SquarePants?
  • SpongeBob: [stops crying and heads over to "Gary" who is covered up in bandages] Gary!
  • Sadie: The doctors say there's nothing we can do. It's best to take your snail home and let nature take it's course...
  • SpongeBob: Doctor, you don't mean... [Sadie walks away] Doctor?! Oh well, Gary, this looks like it might be...[sniff]... the end. [wails]
  • Plankton: If I could just have a... [cough cough] Krabby Patty before I go...
  • SpongeBob: Sure thing, Gary, but... [sniffs]
  • Plankton: But what?
  • SpongeBob: Well, now that you can talk... I'm running out of time to say I love you! [continues wailing and crying]
  • Plankton: [sighs] Oh, boy...
  • [Bubbles change the scene to the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob walks while holding "Gary" to the Krusty Krab]
  • SpongeBob: Don't you worry, Gary, I'll whip you up the best Krabby Patty you've ever eaten.
  • [Bus Drives by]
  • Tourist: So, Once again we'd like to thank you for choosing Club Shell, And we hope to see you again soon.
  • SpongeBob: [Carrying "Gary"] Just a little further, Gare-bare.
  • Gary: [Looks Out Window]
  • Plankton: Yes!
  • [Gary pulls busline angrily and slithers over to the Krusty Krab on order to put Plankton to death]
  • SpongeBob: [Puts "Gary" down on the floor next to the grill] Now you just wait here, and daddy will fix you up that Krabby Patty I told you about. See you Gary... [Walks away gloomily]
  • Plankton: Yes, Spongefool come back with the formula and victory will be mine!
  • [Gary slithers to Plankton angrily and growls at him]
  • Plankton: Uh, mommy?
  • [Gary beats Plankton up, while Mr. Krabs hears this, and he sees Plankton running out the door]
  • [Fire Extinguisher flies out the delivery window]
  • Mr. Krabs: Plankton? [Finds out Gary beat him out of the restaurant and has an idea. Bubbles change the scene. Gary is at the Krusty Krab door letting people in, then Plankton in a costume comes up to Gary]
  • Plankton: Good day, sir. I'm just here to sample some of your delicious Krabby fare. [Gary Growls] Whoa, hold on there, fido! [screams and runs away] I'm going! I'm going!
  • SpongeBob: Wow, Mr. Krabs, Gary's doing a great job as bouncer. He's really earning his pay!
  • Mr. Krabs: Well, he takes after you, lad. [surprised] Pay?!

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