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+ | {{L|''[Episode opens up with SpongeBob clattering his teeth in his sleep, apperantly having a nightmare. He wakes up, frightened]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Starts panting loudly]'' Phew! ''[Wipes forhead. banging and sqeeking noises start from downstairs]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Dials the phone]'' Hello, HELLO! ''[Realizes phone line is cut]'' Huh? The lines been cut. ''[Slams the phone down]'' Barnacles!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Puts on army helmet and gets out tennis racket]'' I guess I go better take a look. ''[Gets up and legs start shaking]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Shakes around tennis racket]'' Who's there? Stay back, I'm armed. ''[Slips on toy fire truck]'' Woah! WOAH! ''[Falls down stairs]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|HA, HEY! ''[Flicks on light switch. Novelty teeth chattering]'' Ah Ha! Wind-Up novelty teeth. How did you wind up down here ''[laughs]''. ''[Fancy boot runs in circles]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|What the heck is going on with my fancy boot? ''[Goes over to fancy boot]'' HEY, KNOCK IT OFF! ''[Boot goes in circles faster]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Alright, I warned you! ''[Whacks boot. Racket comes back round and hits SpongeBob in the face]'' You're a dirty fighter! Hmn, I gotcha now! Hi YA! ''[Karate chops boot. Gary bounces out]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Gary|Mmmeeooowwww!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Gary? ''[Heads towards a sand castle near the wall]'' Noooooooooo! ''[Crashes underneath bucket with soap in it]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|GARY! ''[Lifts off bucket]'' Hooa!}} |
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+ | {{L|Gary|Meewwwaaaawwwwoowwww! ''[With soap in mouth. SpongeBob removes soap from mouth]'' CWA! HE-HE! ''[Coughing tone]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Phew, thank goodness. For a moment there I thought you were hurt. ''[Shell starts to crack]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Gary|MEEOW! ''[Quick and sharp tone of voice. Shell cracks fully off]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[shocked]'' Gary, I... I broke your shell!}} |
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+ | {{L|Gary|Meeeeooooowwwww! ''[Skin on back starts to go puffy]'' Mwaawaaaawwaaaaa! ''[starts crying]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh no! You're in pain! Don't worry, I'll make it better. ''[Gives Gary a tight hug]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Gary|MEOW! ''[Slips out of SpongeBob's hands. SpongeBob grabs him again]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Sorry about that. Oh, I know! ''[Picks up the cracks from Gary's shell]'' Here, just use a little tape and theerrre ya go, good as new! ''[Shell brakes off]'' Oh. Well, that's alright because we'll find a new shell for ya!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|How about this? ''[holds up green t-shirt with pink flowers on it]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Gary|Meow.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, your right, too floppy. ''[Pull out Santa hat]'' No, too last season. ''[Pulls out gorilla mask]'' Well, I need that. A-haha, look Gary. ''[Pulls out pair of SquarePants]'' Here, try this on for size.}} |
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+ | {{L|Gary|Moooooooowww.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Of course it's a shell! ''[Gary looks at SpongeBob sternly]'' Oh c'mon, don't look at me like that. ''[Snail slime covers the pants and pants go soggy]''.}} |
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+ | {{L|Gary|Moooowww.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|OK, your right it's not a shell. ''[Starts thinking]'' OH! ''[Comes back with space helmet over head]'' Greetings, earthlings. I am SpongeBob. I come from the future. DA-HA-HA-DA-HA-HA ''[takes off helmet]'' I bet this'll look great. ''[Puffy skin swirls up inside helmet]''. Eeewww. I can see why snail shells aren't clear. ''[Takes helmet from Gary]'' Hmmmm.}} |
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+ | {{L|Gary|Mooowww.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Here it is Gary. Your neeew shell. ''[puts on race driver helmet]''. You look ready to ride. ''[Gary throws magazine at SpongeBob]'' Shell Spiffy. Great idea, Gair, I'll order you a new shell. Are there any you have your mind on, ol' buddy? ''[Shows Gary magazine]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Gary|Moooowww.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, page 72. Oh, here it is. WOOOOW! ''[Looks the same as Gary's old shell]''. This stylish, fully insulated, dual coat ceramic shell comes with automatic restroom facilities standard, and for the affordable price of $9,595.95! Isn't there a place I can get a quality shell without spending a fortune!?}} |
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+ | {{L|Gary|Mooowww.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Commercial? What commercial? ''[TV is on]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Commercial Voice|Uh-Oh! Now look what you've done, you've broke your snail's shell again. ''[Man sweeping up snail shell peices]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Man|Yeah. Now what do I do?}} |
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+ | {{L|Angry Jack|You come on down to Angry Jack's Shell Emporium!}} |
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+ | {{L|Commercial Voice|''[Drop scene with shop name on it]'' Angry Jack's!}} |
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+ | {{L|Angry Jack|I'm so angry about my massive inventory that I'm slashing prices like crazy!}} |
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+ | {{L|Commercial Voice|Jack's Angry!}} |
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+ | {{L|Angry Jack|$99.99 to buy this refurbished shell, and I'm angry about it! Or what about this one, brand new plastic shell, super-gloss coat, only $39.99! ''[Price appears in front of his eyes]'' HEY! GET THOSE NUMBERS OUTTA MY FACE! ''[Price disappears]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Angry Jack|Did I mention I'm angry!?}} |
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+ | {{L|Commercial Voice|Seething with Rage!}} |
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+ | {{L|Angry Jack|Once gone, gone for good, so I'm gonna sell sell sell, all these shell shell shells! So come on down to Angry Jack's now!}} |
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+ | {{L|Commercial Voice|Jack is reeaalll mad! Don't bring your kids!}} |
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+ | {{L|Angry Jack|And remember, I'll match, or beat, anyone advertized rage or is absolutely...hey. ''[Sees SpongeBob]'' What are you doing in my commercial?}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, sorry Angry Jack, eh Gary here needs a new shell, and we knew you would help us find one. Hey, shouldn't you be yelling at me right now?}} |
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+ | {{L|Angry Jack|Nah, I just do that to make my commercials louder. And louder, is the same as BETTER! Now let's see if I can't get you into a new shell. Hmmm ''[starts scanning shelves]'' There she is. ''[Takes the same shell as Gary's old one]''. There ya go, little guy.}} |
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+ | {{L|Gary|Meow.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh it's perfect! Just like the old one hey, buddy? ''[Shell falls off and breaks]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Now it...really looks like the old one hey buddy?}} |
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+ | {{L|Gary|Meowwweeooowww! ''[Angry tone of voice]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Angry Jack|Hey, accidents'll happen. Why don't we try this one? ''[Picks up yellow shell with orange patches]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Oooohh, that's niice, love the pattern. We'll take it, but first I gotta make sure it's battened down. We don't want this one slippin' off hey, buddy? ''[SpongeBob pushes down shell so hard it cracks and breaks. Angry Jack looks at SpongeBob angrily]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Oops. Hey, what about that one? ''[Walks to a shell with purple and orange stripes on it. Turns around to take to Gary but whacks it on Angry Jack]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Oops, sorry Jack. HEY, how much is that one? ''[Picks up shades of pink stripes. Trips over lace and drops shell]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Angry Jack|Why don't you just hold your snail? I'll take care of the shells.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Good idea, angry.}} |
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+ | {{L|Angry Jack|So, how do ya like this one? ''[Puts on very bright-lighted shell]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Well it...certainly is shiny.}} |
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+ | {{L|Angry Jack|It's our most reflective model.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Ah that is bright. Can't...see! OW, what was that!? ''[Bashes into shell shelves and knocks them over one by one. Shelves knock each other over like dominoes. Some shell shelves spell 'oops']''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Why...can't...I...stop...break-ing...SHELLS!? AHHHH! ''[Falls off shelf he was running along. View from outside Angry Jack's store]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Whoops. Hey Jack I don't suppose you have any more to show me?}} |
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+ | {{L|Angry Jack|I do have one more available. It's the only certified indestructable shell I've ever seen, but I'm sure you'll find a way.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! Before we do the hand-off, let me make some precautionary measures. OK, first, ''[shoes pop from under shell bits]'' shoes are tied, hands are de-ry ''[pronounced dry]'' and now a thick layer of bubblewrap ''[starts wrapping shell in bubblewrap. Picks up shell but the actual shell falls out of the bubblewrap layer and breaks]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|You, er...sure you don't have any more in the back?}} |
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+ | {{L|Angry Jack|The back? There is no back anymore.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, look on the bright side, I reduced your inventory for ya.}} |
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+ | {{L|Angry Jack|REDUCED? YOU DESTOYED EVERYTHING! AND NOW, YOUR GONNA HAVE TO PAY!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Are you really angry or ya just trying to sound louder?}} |
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+ | {{L|Angry Jack|I'M REALLY ANGRY!}} |
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+ | {{L|Commercial Voice|Blistering Fury!}} |
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+ | {{L|Angry Jack|AND I DEMAND IMMEDIATE PAYMENT!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Takes about 40 cents out his pocket]'' Take it, it's all my savings.}} |
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+ | {{L|Angry Jack|This? This isn't enough to repay my fortune! I'm gonna need more!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Sorry, that's all I got, honest.}} |
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+ | {{L|Angry Jack|No it's not! You've got two arms and two legs, dontcha?}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah.}} |
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+ | {{L|Angry Jack|Give me one of each!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|OK. ''[Takes off one arm and one leg and gives them to Angry Jack]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Angry Jack|I'll also need some internal organs. ''[SpongeBob takes out his heart and gives it to Angry Jack]'' And an eyeball! ''[SpongeBob hands over an eyeball]'' And your clothes. ''[SpongeBob refuses and walks away fully formed again]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[sadly]'' Oh, Gary. How I wish your shell could grow back like my appendages. ''[sees box]'' Hey, I've got an idea! ''[SpongeBob draws a shell pattern on the box]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Gary|Meow. ''[angry tone]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Gary it's not that bad! Square looks good on anybody!!}} |
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+ | {{L|Gary|''[starts to cry]'' Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaa!!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[crying]'' Oh, what am I kidding, it looks terrible on you!}} |
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+ | {{L|Gary|Mwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaa!!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[crying]'' I know Gary, I ruined your life! DO YA HAVE TO RUB IT IN?!? ''[sobbing]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hey boy, what's with all that snibbiln?}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs. What are you doing here?}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, I just, uh, well never mind that, boy. What's your problem?}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|I destroyed Gary's shell, and now I can't find a replacement. I guess he'll just spend the rest of his days as a lowly slug!!! ''[bawling]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Gary|Mwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaa!!}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|There, there, boy. There, there. It's not that bad. I'm sure you'll thinka something.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[looks at Mr. Krabs' shiny shell and has an idea]'' Mr. Krabs, perhaps you can help me find a new shell for Gary.}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, I'd be honored to help you and your snibblin snail during such desperate times. I love helping others. Like helping meself Now, how much ya got?}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Nothing, Mr. Krabs. I'm broke.}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh. I see ''[walks away disappointed]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Wait, Mr. Krabs! If you help me get Gary a shell, I'll, WORK FREE FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR.}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Only if I get to cut your health benefit for ya.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Deal! ''[Cut to SpongeBob's house, he has the same nightmare from the beginning, and woke up again]'' Oh, another bad dream. ''[Screams, He shines a tourch at Gary]'' Mr. Krabs?}} |
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+ | {{L|Gary|Meow.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, sorry Gary, I'm not used to your new shell. ''[Mr. Krabs comes in]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob me boy, I need to borrow a blanket.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|There ya go, Mr. Krabs.}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Thanks, boy-o. Now I'm all toasty.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[sighs]'' I guess "All's shell that ends shell. Huh, Gary? ''[laughs]'' Gary? Gary? Gary?}} |
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Revision as of 20:08, 21 March 2015
Template:EpisodeTr/121b
- [Episode opens up with SpongeBob clattering his teeth in his sleep, apperantly having a nightmare. He wakes up, frightened]
- SpongeBob: [Starts panting loudly] Phew! [Wipes forhead. banging and sqeeking noises start from downstairs]
- SpongeBob: [Dials the phone] Hello, HELLO! [Realizes phone line is cut] Huh? The lines been cut. [Slams the phone down] Barnacles!
- SpongeBob: [Puts on army helmet and gets out tennis racket] I guess I go better take a look. [Gets up and legs start shaking]
- SpongeBob: [Shakes around tennis racket] Who's there? Stay back, I'm armed. [Slips on toy fire truck] Woah! WOAH! [Falls down stairs]
- SpongeBob: HA, HEY! [Flicks on light switch. Novelty teeth chattering] Ah Ha! Wind-Up novelty teeth. How did you wind up down here [laughs]. [Fancy boot runs in circles]
- SpongeBob: What the heck is going on with my fancy boot? [Goes over to fancy boot] HEY, KNOCK IT OFF! [Boot goes in circles faster]
- SpongeBob: Alright, I warned you! [Whacks boot. Racket comes back round and hits SpongeBob in the face] You're a dirty fighter! Hmn, I gotcha now! Hi YA! [Karate chops boot. Gary bounces out]
- Gary: Mmmeeooowwww!
- SpongeBob: Gary? [Heads towards a sand castle near the wall] Noooooooooo! [Crashes underneath bucket with soap in it]
- SpongeBob: GARY! [Lifts off bucket] Hooa!
- Gary: Meewwwaaaawwwwoowwww! [With soap in mouth. SpongeBob removes soap from mouth] CWA! HE-HE! [Coughing tone]
- SpongeBob: Phew, thank goodness. For a moment there I thought you were hurt. [Shell starts to crack]
- Gary: MEEOW! [Quick and sharp tone of voice. Shell cracks fully off]
- SpongeBob: [shocked] Gary, I... I broke your shell!
- Gary: Meeeeooooowwwww! [Skin on back starts to go puffy] Mwaawaaaawwaaaaa! [starts crying]
- SpongeBob: Oh no! You're in pain! Don't worry, I'll make it better. [Gives Gary a tight hug]
- Gary: MEOW! [Slips out of SpongeBob's hands. SpongeBob grabs him again]
- SpongeBob: Sorry about that. Oh, I know! [Picks up the cracks from Gary's shell] Here, just use a little tape and theerrre ya go, good as new! [Shell brakes off] Oh. Well, that's alright because we'll find a new shell for ya!
- SpongeBob: How about this? [holds up green t-shirt with pink flowers on it]
- Gary: Meow.
- SpongeBob: Yeah, your right, too floppy. [Pull out Santa hat] No, too last season. [Pulls out gorilla mask] Well, I need that. A-haha, look Gary. [Pulls out pair of SquarePants] Here, try this on for size.
- Gary: Moooooooowww.
- SpongeBob: Of course it's a shell! [Gary looks at SpongeBob sternly] Oh c'mon, don't look at me like that. [Snail slime covers the pants and pants go soggy].
- Gary: Moooowww.
- SpongeBob: OK, your right it's not a shell. [Starts thinking] OH! [Comes back with space helmet over head] Greetings, earthlings. I am SpongeBob. I come from the future. DA-HA-HA-DA-HA-HA [takes off helmet] I bet this'll look great. [Puffy skin swirls up inside helmet]. Eeewww. I can see why snail shells aren't clear. [Takes helmet from Gary] Hmmmm.
- Gary: Mooowww.
- SpongeBob: Here it is Gary. Your neeew shell. [puts on race driver helmet]. You look ready to ride. [Gary throws magazine at SpongeBob] Shell Spiffy. Great idea, Gair, I'll order you a new shell. Are there any you have your mind on, ol' buddy? [Shows Gary magazine]
- Gary: Moooowww.
- SpongeBob: Oh, page 72. Oh, here it is. WOOOOW! [Looks the same as Gary's old shell]. This stylish, fully insulated, dual coat ceramic shell comes with automatic restroom facilities standard, and for the affordable price of $9,595.95! Isn't there a place I can get a quality shell without spending a fortune!?
- Gary: Mooowww.
- SpongeBob: Commercial? What commercial? [TV is on]
- Commercial Voice: Uh-Oh! Now look what you've done, you've broke your snail's shell again. [Man sweeping up snail shell peices]
- Man: Yeah. Now what do I do?
- Angry Jack: You come on down to Angry Jack's Shell Emporium!
- Commercial Voice: [Drop scene with shop name on it] Angry Jack's!
- Angry Jack: I'm so angry about my massive inventory that I'm slashing prices like crazy!
- Commercial Voice: Jack's Angry!
- Angry Jack: $99.99 to buy this refurbished shell, and I'm angry about it! Or what about this one, brand new plastic shell, super-gloss coat, only $39.99! [Price appears in front of his eyes] HEY! GET THOSE NUMBERS OUTTA MY FACE! [Price disappears]
- Angry Jack: Did I mention I'm angry!?
- Commercial Voice: Seething with Rage!
- Angry Jack: Once gone, gone for good, so I'm gonna sell sell sell, all these shell shell shells! So come on down to Angry Jack's now!
- Commercial Voice: Jack is reeaalll mad! Don't bring your kids!
- Angry Jack: And remember, I'll match, or beat, anyone advertized rage or is absolutely...hey. [Sees SpongeBob] What are you doing in my commercial?
- SpongeBob: Oh, sorry Angry Jack, eh Gary here needs a new shell, and we knew you would help us find one. Hey, shouldn't you be yelling at me right now?
- Angry Jack: Nah, I just do that to make my commercials louder. And louder, is the same as BETTER! Now let's see if I can't get you into a new shell. Hmmm [starts scanning shelves] There she is. [Takes the same shell as Gary's old one]. There ya go, little guy.
- Gary: Meow.
- SpongeBob: Oh it's perfect! Just like the old one hey, buddy? [Shell falls off and breaks]
- SpongeBob: Now it...really looks like the old one hey buddy?
- Gary: Meowwweeooowww! [Angry tone of voice]
- Angry Jack: Hey, accidents'll happen. Why don't we try this one? [Picks up yellow shell with orange patches]
- SpongeBob: Oooohh, that's niice, love the pattern. We'll take it, but first I gotta make sure it's battened down. We don't want this one slippin' off hey, buddy? [SpongeBob pushes down shell so hard it cracks and breaks. Angry Jack looks at SpongeBob angrily]
- SpongeBob: Oops. Hey, what about that one? [Walks to a shell with purple and orange stripes on it. Turns around to take to Gary but whacks it on Angry Jack]
- SpongeBob: Oops, sorry Jack. HEY, how much is that one? [Picks up shades of pink stripes. Trips over lace and drops shell]
- Angry Jack: Why don't you just hold your snail? I'll take care of the shells.
- SpongeBob: Good idea, angry.
- Angry Jack: So, how do ya like this one? [Puts on very bright-lighted shell]
- SpongeBob: Well it...certainly is shiny.
- Angry Jack: It's our most reflective model.
- SpongeBob: Ah that is bright. Can't...see! OW, what was that!? [Bashes into shell shelves and knocks them over one by one. Shelves knock each other over like dominoes. Some shell shelves spell 'oops']
- SpongeBob: Why...can't...I...stop...break-ing...SHELLS!? AHHHH! [Falls off shelf he was running along. View from outside Angry Jack's store]
- SpongeBob: Whoops. Hey Jack I don't suppose you have any more to show me?
- Angry Jack: I do have one more available. It's the only certified indestructable shell I've ever seen, but I'm sure you'll find a way.
- SpongeBob: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! Before we do the hand-off, let me make some precautionary measures. OK, first, [shoes pop from under shell bits] shoes are tied, hands are de-ry [pronounced dry] and now a thick layer of bubblewrap [starts wrapping shell in bubblewrap. Picks up shell but the actual shell falls out of the bubblewrap layer and breaks]
- SpongeBob: You, er...sure you don't have any more in the back?
- Angry Jack: The back? There is no back anymore.
- SpongeBob: Well, look on the bright side, I reduced your inventory for ya.
- Angry Jack: REDUCED? YOU DESTOYED EVERYTHING! AND NOW, YOUR GONNA HAVE TO PAY!
- SpongeBob: Are you really angry or ya just trying to sound louder?
- Angry Jack: I'M REALLY ANGRY!
- Commercial Voice: Blistering Fury!
- Angry Jack: AND I DEMAND IMMEDIATE PAYMENT!
- SpongeBob: [Takes about 40 cents out his pocket] Take it, it's all my savings.
- Angry Jack: This? This isn't enough to repay my fortune! I'm gonna need more!
- SpongeBob: Sorry, that's all I got, honest.
- Angry Jack: No it's not! You've got two arms and two legs, dontcha?
- SpongeBob: Yeah.
- Angry Jack: Give me one of each!
- SpongeBob: OK. [Takes off one arm and one leg and gives them to Angry Jack]
- Angry Jack: I'll also need some internal organs. [SpongeBob takes out his heart and gives it to Angry Jack] And an eyeball! [SpongeBob hands over an eyeball] And your clothes. [SpongeBob refuses and walks away fully formed again]
- SpongeBob: [sadly] Oh, Gary. How I wish your shell could grow back like my appendages. [sees box] Hey, I've got an idea! [SpongeBob draws a shell pattern on the box]
- Gary: Meow. [angry tone]
- SpongeBob: Oh, Gary it's not that bad! Square looks good on anybody!!
- Gary: [starts to cry] Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
- SpongeBob: [crying] Oh, what am I kidding, it looks terrible on you!
- Gary: Mwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaa!!
- SpongeBob: [crying] I know Gary, I ruined your life! DO YA HAVE TO RUB IT IN?!? [sobbing]
- Mr. Krabs: Hey boy, what's with all that snibbiln?
- SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs. What are you doing here?
- Mr. Krabs: Well, I just, uh, well never mind that, boy. What's your problem?
- SpongeBob: I destroyed Gary's shell, and now I can't find a replacement. I guess he'll just spend the rest of his days as a lowly slug!!! [bawling]
- Gary: Mwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaa!!
- Mr. Krabs: There, there, boy. There, there. It's not that bad. I'm sure you'll thinka something.
- SpongeBob: [looks at Mr. Krabs' shiny shell and has an idea] Mr. Krabs, perhaps you can help me find a new shell for Gary.
- Mr. Krabs: Well, I'd be honored to help you and your snibblin snail during such desperate times. I love helping others. Like helping meself Now, how much ya got?
- SpongeBob: Nothing, Mr. Krabs. I'm broke.
- Mr. Krabs: Oh. I see [walks away disappointed]
- SpongeBob: Wait, Mr. Krabs! If you help me get Gary a shell, I'll, WORK FREE FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR.
- Mr. Krabs: Only if I get to cut your health benefit for ya.
- SpongeBob: Deal! [Cut to SpongeBob's house, he has the same nightmare from the beginning, and woke up again] Oh, another bad dream. [Screams, He shines a tourch at Gary] Mr. Krabs?
- Gary: Meow.
- SpongeBob: Oh, sorry Gary, I'm not used to your new shell. [Mr. Krabs comes in]
- Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob me boy, I need to borrow a blanket.
- SpongeBob: There ya go, Mr. Krabs.
- Mr. Krabs: Thanks, boy-o. Now I'm all toasty.
- SpongeBob: [sighs] I guess "All's shell that ends shell. Huh, Gary? [laughs] Gary? Gary? Gary?