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[episode opens up with SpongeBob clattering his teeth. He wakes up]
SpongeBob: [Starts panting loudly] Phew! [Wipes forhead. banging and sqeeking noises start from downstairs]
SpongeBob: [Dials the phone] Hello, HELLO! [Realizes phone line is cut] Huh? The lines been cut. [Slams the phone down] Barnacles!
SpongeBob: [Puts on army helmet and gets out tennis racket] I guess I go better take a look. [Gets up and legs start shaking]
SpongeBob: [Shakes around tennis racket] Who's there? Stay back, I'm armed. [Slips on toy fire truck] Woah! WOAH! [Falls down stairs]
SpongeBob: HA, HEY! [Flicks on light switch. Novelty teeth chattering] Ah Ha! Wind-Up novelty teeth. How did you wind up down here [laughs]. [Fancy boot runs in circles]
SpongeBob: What the heck is going on with my fancy boot? [Goes over to fancy boot] HEY, KNOCK IT OFF! [Boot goes in circles faster]
SpongeBob: Alright, I warned you! [Whacks boot. Racket comes back round and hits SpongeBob in the face] You're a dirty fighter! Hmn, I gotcha now! Hi YA! [Karate chops boot. Gary bounces out]
Gary: Mmmeeooowwww!
SpongeBob: Gary? [Heads towards a sand castle near the wall] Noooooooooo! [Crashes underneath bucket with soap in it]
SpongeBob: GARY! [Lifts off bucket] Hooa!
Gary: Meewwwaaaawwwwoowwww! [With soap in mouth. SpongeBob removes soap from mouth] CWA! HE-HE! [Coughing tone]
SpongeBob: Phew, thank goodness. For a moment there I thought you were hurt. [Shell starts to crack]
Gary: MEEOW! [Quick and sharp tone of voice. Shell cracks fully off]
SpongeBob: [shocked] Gary, I... I broke your shell!
Gary: Meeeeooooowwwww! [Skin on back starts to go puffy] Mwaawaaaawwaaaaa! [starts crying]
SpongeBob: Oh no! You're in pain! Don't worry, I'll make it better. [Gives Gary a tight hug]
Gary: MEOW! [Slips out of SpongeBob's hands. SpongeBob grabs him again]
SpongeBob: Sorry about that. Oh, I know! [Picks up the cracks from Gary's shell] Here, just use a little tape and theerrre ya go, good as new! [Shell brakes off] Oh. Well, that's alright because we'll find a new shell for ya!
SpongeBob: How about this? [holds up green t-shirt with pink flowers on it]
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: Yeah, your right, too floppy. [Pull out Santa hat] No, too last season. [Pulls out gorilla mask] Well, I need that. A-haha, look Gary. [Pulls out pair of SquarePants] Here, try this on for size.
Gary: Moooooooowww.
SpongeBob: Of course it's a shell! [Gary looks at SpongeBob sternly] Oh c'mon, don't look at me like that. [Snail slime covers the pants and pants go soggy].
Gary: Moooowww.
SpongeBob: OK, your right it's not a shell. [Starts thinking] OH! [Comes back with space helmet over head] Greetings, earthlings. I am SpongeBob. I come from the future. DA-HA-HA-DA-HA-HA [takes off helmet] I bet this'll look great. [Puffy skin swirls up inside helmet]. Eeewww. I can see why snail shells aren't clear. [Takes helmet from Gary] Hmmmm.
Gary: Mooowww.
SpongeBob: Here it is Gary. Your neeew shell. [puts on race driver helmet]. You look ready to ride. [Gary throws magazine at SpongeBob] Shell Spiffy. Great idea, Gair, I'll order you a new shell. Are there any you have your mind on, ol' buddy? [Shows Gary magazine]
Gary: Moooowww.
SpongeBob: Oh, page 72. Oh, here it is. WOOOOW! [Looks the same as Gary's old shell]. This stylish, fully insulated, dual coat ceramic shell comes with automatic restroom facilities standard, and for the affordable price of $9,595.95! Isn't there a place I can get a quality shell without spending a fortune!?
Gary: Mooowww.
SpongeBob: Commercial? What commercial? [TV is on]
Commercial Voice: Uh-Oh! Now look what you've done, you've broke your snail's shell again. [Man sweeping up snail shell peices]
Man: Yeah. Now what do I do?
Angry Jack: You come on down to Angry Jack's Shell Emporium!
Commercial Voice: [Drop scene with shop name on it] Angry Jack's!
Angry Jack: I'm so angry about my massive inventory that I'm slashing prices like crazy!
Commercial Voice: Jack's Angry!
Angry Jack: $99.99 to buy this refurbished shell, and I'm angry about it! Or what about this one, brand new plastic shell, super-gloss coat, only $39.99! [Price appears in front of his eyes] HEY! GET THOSE NUMBERS OUTTA MY FACE! [Price disappears]
Angry Jack: Did I mention I'm angry!?
Commercial Voice: Seething with Rage!
Angry Jack: Once gone, gone for good, so I'm gonna sell sell sell, all these shell shell shells! So come on down to Angry Jack's now!
Commercial Voice: Jack is reeaalll mad! Don't bring your kids!
Angry Jack: And remember, I'll match, or beat, anyone advertized rage or is absolutely...hey. [Sees SpongeBob] What are you doing in my commercial?
SpongeBob: Oh, sorry Angry Jack, eh Gary here needs a new shell, and we knew you would help us find one. Hey, shouldn't you be yelling at me right now?
Angry Jack: Nah, I just do that to make my commercials louder. And louder, is the same as BETTER! Now let's see if I can't get you into a new shell. Hmmm [starts scanning shelves] There she is. [Takes the same shell as Gary's old one]. There ya go, little guy.
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: Oh it's perfect! Just like the old one hey, buddy? [Shell falls off and breaks]
SpongeBob: Now it...really looks like the old one hey buddy?
Gary: Meowwweeooowww! [Angry tone of voice]
Angry Jack: Hey, accidents'll happen. Why don't we try this one? [Picks up yellow shell with orange patches]
SpongeBob: Oooohh, that's niice, love the pattern. We'll take it, but first I gotta make sure it's battened down. We don't want this one slippin' off hey, buddy? [SpongeBob pushes down shell so hard it cracks and breaks. Angry Jack looks at SpongeBob angrily]
SpongeBob: Oops. Hey, what about that one? [Walks to a shell with purple and orange stripes on it. Turns around to take to Gary but whacks it on Angry Jack]
SpongeBob: Oops, sorry Jack. HEY, how much is that one? [Picks up shades of pink stripes. Trips over lace and drops shell]
Angry Jack: Why don't you just hold your snail? I'll take care of the shells.
SpongeBob: Good idea, angry.
Angry Jack: So, how do ya like this one? [Puts on very bright-lighted shell]
SpongeBob: Well it...certainly is shiny.
Angry Jack: It's our most reflective model.
SpongeBob: Ah that is bright. Can't...see! OW, what was that!? [Bashes into shell shelves and knocks them over one by one. Shelves knock each other over like dominoes. Some shell shelves spell 'oops']
SpongeBob: Why...can't...I...stop...break-ing...SHELLS!? AHHHH! [Falls off shelf he was running along. View from outside Angry Jack's store]
SpongeBob: Whoops. Hey Jack I don't suppose you have any more to show me?
Angry Jack: I do have one more available. It's the only certified indestructable shell I've ever seen, but I'm sure you'll find a way.
SpongeBob: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! Before we do the hand-off, let me make some precautionary measures. OK, first, [shoes pop from under shell bits] shoes are tied, hands are de-ry [pronounced dry] and now a thick layer of bubblewrap [starts wrapping shell in bubblewrap. Picks up shell but the actual shell falls out of the bubblewrap layer and breaks]
SpongeBob: You, er...sure you don't have any more in the back?
Angry Jack: The back? There is no back anymore.
SpongeBob: Well, look on the bright side, I reduced your inventory for ya.
Angry Jack: REDUCED? YOU DESTOYED EVERYTHING! AND NOW, YOUR GONNA HAVE TO PAY!
SpongeBob: Are you really angry or ya just trying to sound louder?
Angry Jack: I'M REALLY ANGRY!
Commercial Voice: Blistering Fury!
Angry Jack: AND I DEMAND IMMEDIATE PAYMENT!
SpongeBob: [Takes about 40 cents out his pocket] Take it, it's all my savings.
Angry Jack: This? This isn't enough to repay my fortune! I'm gonna need more!
SpongeBob: Sorry, that's all I got, honest.
Angry Jack: No it's not! You've got two arms and two legs, dontcha?
SpongeBob: Yeah.
Angry Jack: Give me one of each!
SpongeBob: OK. [Takes off one arm and one leg and gives them to Angry Jack]
Angry Jack: I'll also need some internal organs. [SpongeBob takes out his heart and gives it to Angry Jack] And an eyeball! [SpongeBob hands over an eyeball] And your clothes. [SpongeBob refuses and walks away fully formed again]
SpongeBob: [sadly] Oh, Gary. How I wish your shell could grow back like my appendages. [sees box] Hey, I've got an idea! [SpongeBob draws a shell pattern on the box]
Gary: Meow. [angry tone]
SpongeBob: Oh, Gary it's not that bad! Square looks good on anybody!!
Gary: [starts to cry] Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
SpongeBob: [crying] Oh, what am I kidding, it looks terrible on you!
Gary: Mwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaa!!
SpongeBob: [crying] I know Gary, I ruined your life! DO YA HAVE TO RUB IT IN?!? [sobbing]
Mr. Krabs: Hey boy, what's with all that snibbiln?
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs. What are you doing here?
Mr. Krabs: Well, I just, uh, well never mind that, boy. What's your problem?
SpongeBob: I destroyed Gary's shell, and now I can't find a replacement. I guess he'll just spend the rest of his days as a lowly slug!!! [bawling]
Gary: Mwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaa!!
Mr. Krabs: There, there, boy. There, there. It's not that bad. I'm sure you'll thinka something.
SpongeBob: [looks at Mr. Krabs' shiny shell and has an idea] Mr. Krabs, perhaps you can help me find a new shell for Gary.
Mr. Krabs: Well, I'd be honored to help you and your snibblin snail during such desperate times. I love helping others. Like helping meself Now, how much ya got?
SpongeBob: Nothing, Mr. Krabs. I'm broke.
Mr. Krabs: Oh. I see [walks away disappointed]
SpongeBob: Wait, Mr. Krabs! If you help me get Gary a shell, I'll, WORK FREE FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR.
Mr. Krabs: Only if I get to cut your health benefit for ya.
SpongeBob: Deal! [Same nightmare scene from the beginning] Oh, another bad dream. [Screams. He shines a tourch at Gary] Mr.Krabs
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: Oh, sorry Gary, I'm not used to your new shell. [Mr. Krabs comes in]
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob me boy, I need to borrow a blanket.
SpongeBob: There ya go, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Thanks, boy-o. Now I'm all toasty.
SpongeBob: I guess "All's shell, Ends shell. Huh Gary? [laughs] Gary? Gary? Gary?

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+{{L|''[episode opens up with SpongeBob clattering his teeth. He wakes up]''}}
-]''' '''
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[Starts panting loudly]'' Phew! ''[Wipes forhead. banging and sqeeking noises start from downstairs]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[Dials the phone]'' Hello, HELLO! ''[Realizes phone line is cut]'' Huh? The lines been cut. ''[Slams the phone down]'' Barnacles!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[Puts on army helmet and gets out tennis racket]'' I guess I go better take a look. ''[Gets up and legs start shaking]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[Shakes around tennis racket]'' Who's there? Stay back, I'm armed. ''[Slips on toy fire truck]'' Woah! WOAH! ''[Falls down stairs]''}}
-'''Characters''': SpongeBob, Gary the Snail, Snellie the Snail, Lary the Snail, Mr. Krabs
+{{L|SpongeBob|HA, HEY! ''[Flicks on light switch. Novelty teeth chattering]'' Ah Ha! Wind-Up novelty teeth. How did you wind up down here ''[laughs]''. ''[Fancy boot runs in circles]''}}
-and Angry Jack
+{{L|SpongeBob|What the heck is going on with my fancy boot? ''[Goes over to fancy boot]'' HEY, KNOCK IT OFF! ''[Boot goes in circles faster]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Alright, I warned you! ''[Whacks boot. Racket comes back round and hits SpongeBob in the face]'' You're a dirty fighter! Hmn, I gotcha now! Hi YA! ''[Karate chops boot. Gary bounces out]''}}
+{{L|Gary|Mmmeeooowwww!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Gary? ''[Heads towards a sand castle near the wall]'' Noooooooooo! ''[Crashes underneath bucket with soap in it]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|GARY! ''[Lifts off bucket]'' Hooa!}}
+{{L|Gary|Meewwwaaaawwwwoowwww! ''[With soap in mouth. SpongeBob removes soap from mouth]'' CWA! HE-HE! ''[Coughing tone]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Phew, thank goodness. For a moment there I thought you were hurt. ''[Shell starts to crack]''}}
-(The episode begins where Lary is sleeping in Sponge Bob's bed all alone scared. Suddenly a noise is heard from down the stairs and Spongebob woke up with a fright he look both ways. he sighs deeply, but a noise from down the stairs is heard again.Spongeb covers himself up in SpongeBob's blanket looking all scared Theb he dials the phone to call someone)
+{{L|Gary|MEEOW! ''[Quick and sharp tone of voice. Shell cracks fully off]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[shocked]'' Gary, I... I broke your shell!}}
+{{L|Gary|Meeeeooooowwwww! ''[Skin on back starts to go puffy]'' Mwaawaaaawwaaaaa! ''[starts crying]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh no! You're in pain! Don't worry, I'll make it better. ''[Gives Gary a tight hug]''}}
-Lary: (in Mitch Mitchelhson's voice) Hello? Hello! (notices that the wire is disconnected and gasps) The line's been cut. (throws the phone on the ground) Barnacles! (notices that a noise is coming from down SpongeBob's Gally) Gary? Is that you? (the noise is getting louder) Okay, I'm scared. (the noise is getting more louder) I can't sleep in SpongeBob's bed with all this noise coming from down the stairs. (puts on a green army's hat and takes out a tennis racket) Guess I'd better take a look. (gets out of SpongeBob's bed and went to SpongeBob's Gally and opens the door) Hello! Who's there? (He slides down the slide and slithers toward the kitchen door and opens the door a turns on the light) Gary? Snellie? Anybody? (trips over a toy truck down the stairs. He turns on the kitchen light and sees SpongeBob's dental novelty teeth) Aha! wand up novelty I see. How did You wand up down here? (SpongeBob's dental novelty teeth chops up and down. Larry laughs) Yeah. I think so too you gave me quite a scare. (laughs and puts the dental novelty teeth in his shell. Suddenly a noise is heard again and it's coming from the inside the fancy red boot) What's going on with SpongeBob's fancy boot? (he sees that the red fancy boots is hoping up and down) I must be seeing things. (slithers over there) Hey you, knock it off! (the fancy red boot keeps on hoping leaving broking colored glass around everywhere from inside) Alright I warned ya! (hits the fancy boot with a tennis racket but it spins around and the tennis racket hit Larry in the face. he throw the tennis racket away) You're a dirty fighter! (slithers toward the fancy boot chuckling evilly) I gotcha now...HI-YEAH! (karate chops the fancy boot and out comes Gary and Snellie)
+{{L|Gary|MEOW! ''[Slips out of SpongeBob's hands. SpongeBob grabs him again]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry about that. Oh, I know! ''[Picks up the cracks from Gary's shell]'' Here, just use a little tape and theerrre ya go, good as new! ''[Shell brakes off]'' Oh. Well, that's alright because we'll find a new shell for ya!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|How about this? ''[holds up green t-shirt with pink flowers on it]''}}
+{{L|Gary|Meow.}}
-Gary and Snellie: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA!!!! (they bounce up and down the kitchen everywhere then they spin around meowing for help)
+{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, your right, too floppy. ''[Pull out Santa hat]'' No, too last season. ''[Pulls out gorilla mask]'' Well, I need that. A-haha, look Gary. ''[Pulls out pair of SquarePants]'' Here, try this on for size.}}
+{{L|Gary|Moooooooowww.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Of course it's a shell! ''[Gary looks at SpongeBob sternly]'' Oh c'mon, don't look at me like that. ''[Snail slime covers the pants and pants go soggy]''.}}
+{{L|Gary|Moooowww.}}
-Lary: Gary?! Snellie?!
+{{L|SpongeBob|OK, your right it's not a shell. ''[Starts thinking]'' OH! ''[Comes back with space helmet over head]'' Greetings, earthlings. I am SpongeBob. I come from the future. DA-HA-HA-DA-HA-HA ''[takes off helmet]'' I bet this'll look great. ''[Puffy skin swirls up inside helmet]''. Eeewww. I can see why snail shells aren't clear. ''[Takes helmet from Gary]'' Hmmmm.}}
+{{L|Gary|Mooowww.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Here it is Gary. Your neeew shell. ''[puts on race driver helmet]''. You look ready to ride. ''[Gary throws magazine at SpongeBob]'' Shell Spiffy. Great idea, Gair, I'll order you a new shell. Are there any you have your mind on, ol' buddy? ''[Shows Gary magazine]''}}
+{{L|Gary|Moooowww.}}
-Gary and Snellie: REOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, page 72. Oh, here it is. WOOOOW! ''[Looks the same as Gary's old shell]''. This stylish, fully insulated, dual coat ceramic shell comes with automatic restroom facilities standard, and for the affordable price of $9,595.95! Isn't there a place I can get a quality shell without spending a fortune!?}}
+{{L|Gary|Mooowww.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Commercial? What commercial? ''[TV is on]''}}
+{{L|Commercial Voice|Uh-Oh! Now look what you've done, you've broke your snail's shell again. ''[Man sweeping up snail shell peices]''}}
-Larry:YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! (tries to run but Gary and Snellie crashes into him and all three snails scream and crash into the bucket water which it spilled and crashed into the wall. Larry groans and took the bucket out of underneath Gary and Snellie which they have soap in their mouths)
+{{L|Man|Yeah. Now what do I do?}}
+{{L|Angry Jack|You come on down to Angry Jack's Shell Emporium!}}
+{{L|Commercial Voice|''[Drop scene with shop name on it]'' Angry Jack's!}}
+{{L|Angry Jack|I'm so angry about my massive inventory that I'm slashing prices like crazy!}}
-Gary and Snellie: Browwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...(Lary takes the 2 soaps out of Gary and Snellie's mouths and Gary and Snellie coughs)
+{{L|Commercial Voice|Jack's Angry!}}
+{{L|Angry Jack|$99.99 to buy this refurbished shell, and I'm angry about it! Or what about this one, brand new plastic shell, super-gloss coat, only $39.99! ''[Price appears in front of his eyes]'' HEY! GET THOSE NUMBERS OUTTA MY FACE! ''[Price disappears]''}}
+{{L|Angry Jack|Did I mention I'm angry!?}}
+{{L|Commercial Voice|Seething with Rage!}}
-Gary: (in a high pitched male voice) Lary, what are you doing?!
+{{L|Angry Jack|Once gone, gone for good, so I'm gonna sell sell sell, all these shell shell shells! So come on down to Angry Jack's now!}}
+{{L|Commercial Voice|Jack is reeaalll mad! Don't bring your kids!}}
+{{L|Angry Jack|And remember, I'll match, or beat, anyone advertized rage or is absolutely...hey. ''[Sees SpongeBob]'' What are you doing in my commercial?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, sorry Angry Jack, eh Gary here needs a new shell, and we knew you would help us find one. Hey, shouldn't you be yelling at me right now?}}
-Snellie: (in a high pitched female voice) Can't you see were stuck in the boot?
+{{L|Angry Jack|Nah, I just do that to make my commercials louder. And louder, is the same as BETTER! Now let's see if I can't get you into a new shell. Hmmm ''[starts scanning shelves]'' There she is. ''[Takes the same shell as Gary's old one]''. There ya go, little guy.}}
+{{L|Gary|Meow.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh it's perfect! Just like the old one hey, buddy? ''[Shell falls off and breaks]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Now it...really looks like the old one hey buddy?}}
-Lary: (signs deeply) Thank, goodness. For a minute there I thought you two we're hurt. (pats Gary and Snellie's shell)
+{{L|Gary|Meowwweeooowww! ''[Angry tone of voice]''}}
+{{L|Angry Jack|Hey, accidents'll happen. Why don't we try this one? ''[Picks up yellow shell with orange patches]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oooohh, that's niice, love the pattern. We'll take it, but first I gotta make sure it's battened down. We don't want this one slippin' off hey, buddy? ''[SpongeBob pushes down shell so hard it cracks and breaks. Angry Jack looks at SpongeBob angrily]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oops. Hey, what about that one? ''[Walks to a shell with purple and orange stripes on it. Turns around to take to Gary but whacks it on Angry Jack]''}}
-Snellie: So were you, Lary. (pats Larry's shell)
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oops, sorry Jack. HEY, how much is that one? ''[Picks up shades of pink stripes. Trips over lace and drops shell]''}}
+{{L|Angry Jack|Why don't you just hold your snail? I'll take care of the shells.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Good idea, angry.}}
+{{L|Angry Jack|So, how do ya like this one? ''[Puts on very bright-lighted shell]''}}
-Gary: But we're okay. Thanks to our defensive shells.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Well it...certainly is shiny.}}
+{{L|Angry Jack|It's our most reflective model.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Ah that is bright. Can't...see! OW, what was that!? ''[Bashes into shell shelves and knocks them over one by one. Shelves knock each other over like dominoes. Some shell shelves spell 'oops']''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Why...can't...I...stop...break-ing...SHELLS!? AHHHH! ''[Falls off shelf he was running along. View from outside Angry Jack's store]''}}
-(Suddenly Gary, Snellie and Lary's shells begin to crack and their shells breaks into pieces and shattered all over the place. Snellie's bow falls off her back. They gasps as we see that their shells are broken and shattered into pieces)
+{{L|SpongeBob|Whoops. Hey Jack I don't suppose you have any more to show me?}}
+{{L|Angry Jack|I do have one more available. It's the only certified indestructable shell I've ever seen, but I'm sure you'll find a way.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! Before we do the hand-off, let me make some precautionary measures. OK, first, ''[shoes pop from under shell bits]'' shoes are tied, hands are de-ry ''[pronounced dry]'' and now a thick layer of bubblewrap ''[starts wrapping shell in bubblewrap. Picks up shell but the actual shell falls out of the bubblewrap layer and breaks]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|You, er...sure you don't have any more in the back?}}
-Gary, Snellie and Lary: Meooooooooooooooow... (Cut to see that Gary's back is pumping in pain. Gary, Snellie and Lary begin to cry loudly) MREOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!! MEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!! MEOW RE-OW RE OW ROW RE OW RE OW RE-OW REOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!! MREOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!! (sniffles as SpongeBob comes into the kitchen where the snails are at)
+{{L|Angry Jack|The back? There is no back anymore.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Well, look on the bright side, I reduced your inventory for ya.}}
+{{L|Angry Jack|REDUCED? YOU DESTOYED EVERYTHING! AND NOW, YOUR GONNA HAVE TO PAY!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Are you really angry or ya just trying to sound louder?}}
-SpongeBob: What's wrong, Snail-tales?
+{{L|Angry Jack|I'M REALLY ANGRY!}}
+{{L|Commercial Voice|Blistering Fury!}}
+{{L|Angry Jack|AND I DEMAND IMMEDIATE PAYMENT!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[Takes about 40 cents out his pocket]'' Take it, it's all my savings.}}
-Gary: (sobbing) Oh SpongeBob, take a look at what happen to our shells. They broke!
+{{L|Angry Jack|This? This isn't enough to repay my fortune! I'm gonna need more!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry, that's all I got, honest.}}
+{{L|Angry Jack|No it's not! You've got two arms and two legs, dontcha?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah.}}
-Snellie: (sobbing) And now were crying in pain!
+{{L|Angry Jack|Give me one of each!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|OK. ''[Takes off one arm and one leg and gives them to Angry Jack]''}}
+{{L|Angry Jack|I'll also need some internal organs. ''[SpongeBob takes out his heart and gives it to Angry Jack]'' And an eyeball! ''[SpongeBob hands over an eyeball]'' And your clothes. ''[SpongeBob refuses and walks away fully formed again]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[sadly]'' Oh, Gary. How I wish your shell could grow back like my appendages. ''[sees box]'' Hey, I've got an idea! ''[SpongeBob draws a shell pattern on the box]''}}
-Lary: (sobbing) What are we gonna do?
+{{L|Gary|Meow. ''[angry tone]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Gary it's not that bad! Square looks good on anybody!!}}
+{{L|Gary|''[starts to cry]'' Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaa!!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[crying]'' Oh, what am I kidding, it looks terrible on you!}}
-Gary, Snellie and Lary: (cries loudly) MREOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!! MREOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!
+{{L|Gary|Mwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaa!!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[crying]'' I know Gary, I ruined your life! DO YA HAVE TO RUB IT IN?!? ''[sobbing]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hey boy, what's with all that snibbiln?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs. What are you doing here?}}
-SpongeBob: Aw...(picks up Gary, Snellie and Lary) Don't cry, Snail-tales. (hugs them too hard) I'll make it all better!
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, I just, uh, well never mind that, boy. What's your problem?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I destroyed Gary's shell, and now I can't find a replacement. I guess he'll just spend the rest of his days as a lowly slug!!! ''[bawling]''}}
+{{L|Gary|Mwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaa!!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|There, there, boy. There, there. It's not that bad. I'm sure you'll thinka something.}}
-Gary, Snellie and Lary: (jumps off from SpongeBob's hands) MEOW!!!
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[looks at Mr. Krabs' shiny shell and has an idea]'' Mr. Krabs, perhaps you can help me find a new shell for Gary.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, I'd be honored to help you and your snibblin snail during such desperate times. I love helping others. Like helping meself Now, how much ya got?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Nothing, Mr. Krabs. I'm broke.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh. I see ''[walks away disappointed]''}}
-SpongeBob: Oops, sorry not better. Hey, I know! (tries to fix Gary's shell with tape and bandages) I'll just add a little tape and...(puts it back on Gary's back) There we go! Good as new. (Gary's shell breaks into pieces again) Uh, that's all right, because we'll have to find a new shell for ya. (scene cuts back to SpongeBob's room where Gary, Snellie and Larry are sitting on a soft pillow and SpongeBob looking for something in his trunk) How about this? (takes out a hula shirt)
+{{L|SpongeBob|Wait, Mr. Krabs! If you help me get Gary a shell, I'll, WORK FREE FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Only if I get to cut your health benefit for ya.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Deal! ''[Same nightmare scene from the beginning]'' Oh, another bad dream. ''[Screams. He shines a tourch at Gary]'' Mr.Krabs}}
+{{L|Gary|Meow.}}
-Gary: That's a hula shirt.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, sorry Gary, I'm not used to your new shell. ''[Mr. Krabs comes in]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob me boy, I need to borrow a blanket.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|There ya go, Mr. Krabs.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Thanks, boy-o. Now I'm all toasty.}}
-SpongeBob: You're right to naughty. (puts it down and takes out a santa's hat) Nope, too last season. (puts it down and takes out a monkey mask) I need that. (puts it down and takes out his pants) Aha! Look, Snail-tales. (shows his pants) Here try these on for size. (puts three pants on Gary, Snellie and Lary's backs. Gary, Snellie and Lary Looks behind' em)
+{{L|SpongeBob|I guess "All's shell, Ends shell. Huh Gary? ''[laughs]'' Gary? Gary? Gary?}}
-Gary: (seriously) That's not my shell, SpongeBob!
-Snellie: (seriously) It's your SquarePants!
-Lary: (seriously) Yeah, it'll ooze behind our backs!
-SpongeBob: Of course it's a shell! (Gary, Snellie and Lary makes a really serious face at SpongeBob) Oh come on, don't look at me like that. (Gary, Snellie and Lary's backs oozes on SpongeBob's three pairs of Pants)
-Gary: See what we mean?
-SpongeBob: Okay you're right it's not a shell. Oh! (went to get something in the trunk and comes back wearing a glass bowl) Greetings earthling, I am SpongeBob. I come from the future. (laughs robotic and takes off his water helmet) I bet these would go great. (puts a glass bowl on Gary's back. and Gary's back swirls around the water helmet)
-Snellie and Lary: Whoa! (we see Gary's back is now swirled)
-SpongeBob: Ewe. I can see why these snail's shells aren't clear. (takes the glass bowl off of Gary's back) Hm...
-Gary, Snellie and Lary: (bored) meow.
-SpongeBob: Here it is, Snail-tales! (puts the three racing helmets on Gary, Snellie and Lary's backs) You're new shells! Oh, you three looked ready to ride. (just then, a comic book is thrown at SpongeBob's face which it sticks. He took it off his face and looks at it and reads) 'SHELL SPIFFY'. Great idea Snail-tales, I'll order you three new shells. (to Gary) Am I have an eye on o' buddy?
-Gary: Why Don't you look on page 72?
-SpongeBob: (looks through the pages) Hm, page 72 Here it is, Wow! (we see a picture of Gary's Pink Shell with a red swirl a five purple spots on each side) This stylizes of a pink shell remind me of a trusted collared slandered and this shell may cost for only $9595.95? Is there anyway to buy your shell without spending any fortune?
-Gary: Well, there is a commercial that we just saw.
-SpongeBob: Commercial? What commercial?
-Gary: Do you remember a guy named 'Angry Jack'?
-SpongeBob: Who's he?
-Snellie: He's a guy who sell all the snail's shells at the shell emporium.
-Lary: Yeah. And he's angry about it.
-Gary: Do you want to see that commercial before we go there?
-SpongeBob: Sure, Snail-tales. Then I'm sure all of your shells will be discovered.
-Gary: You would be surprised. (takes out the remote and turns on the T.V. SpongeBob turns around and he, Gary, Snellie and Lary watched a commercial)
-Announcer: Uh-oh, Now look what you've done, you've broke your snail's shell again.
-Scooter: Yeah, now what will I do?
-Angry Jack: You come on down to Angry Jack's Shell Emporium! (scene zooms out to see that place Angry Jack is standing then shows the words)
-Announcer: ANGRY JACK! (cut to Angry Jack inside the shell emporium)
-Angry Jack: I'm so angry, I can slice all the prides off in half!
-Announcer: JACK'S ANGRY!
-Angry Jack: $49.99 Buy this stacks of shells, and I'm angry about it! Or what about this one? This purple one is made of dots and stripes only $39.99 (numbers appear on his face) Hey! Get those numbers out of my face! (numbers disappear off his face) Did I mention I'm angry?!
-Announcer: HE SEETHING WITH RANGE!
-Angry Jack: Life's gone for good. So I'm gonna sell, sell, sell, all these shells, shells, shells! So, come on down to Angry Jack's now!
-Announcer: JACK IS REAL...MAD! Don't bring your kids.
-Angry Jack: And remember no clock or shoes will be restated or your shell will be absolutely... (notices that SpongeBob, Gary, Snellie and Lary are already there looking at the shells) Hey, what are you doing on my commercial?
-SpongeBob: Sorry Angry Jack. Gary, Snellie and Lary here need new shells and you new you'd help us find one. Say, shouldn't you be yelling at me right now?
-Angry Jack: (Happily) Nah. I just do that to make my commercials louder. And louder is the same as better!! Now let me see if I get your three snails into new shells. (looks around at all the shells and finds the pink shell with a red swirl on it) There she is. (takes it and then takes the purple shell with a dark purple swirl on it and a tan shell with a light purple swirl on it. he then puts the shells on Gary, Snellie and Gary's backs) There you are little guys.
-Gary, Snellie and Lary: (Happily) Meow.
-SpongeBob: Oh there perfect, just like the old ones eh, Snail-tales? (just then, Gary, Snellie and Lary's shells slips and falls and breaks into pieces) And now their really are old ones eh, buddies?
-Gary: (seriously) SpongeBob!
-Angry Jack: Hey, accidents will happen. Why don't we try these ones on? (puts three orange shells with red spots on Gary, Snellie and Lary's backs)
-SpongeBob: Ooh, There perfect, love the pa tern. Will take' em. But first I gotta make sure it's patting down. (to Gary) You don't want this slipping' off hey, o' Buddy? (breaks Gary's new shell and falls over causing Snellie and Lary's new shells break to)
-Gary, Snellie and Lary: (seriously) SpongeBob!
-SpongeBob: (gets up) Sorry. Hey what about that one? (walks over there and gets the shell and breaks it into Angry Jack's face) Oh, Sorry Jack. Hey, how much is that one? (walks over and gets another shell but trips over and breaks the shell. He notices that his shoes are untied) oops.
-Angry Jack: Why don't you just hold your snails? I'll take care of the shells.
-SpongeBob: Good idea, Angry.
-Angry Jack: (puts three shiny bright machined shells on Gary, Snellie and Lary's backs) So, how do you like these ones?
-SpongeBob: Well, it sure is realistic.
-Angry Jack: It's a most realistic shiny shells that ever lived in a garage sale. (just then the three shiny shells bright lights on SpongeBob's face)
-SpongeBob: Oh that is bright. ' Can't see. (bumps into a shelf full of snail's shells) Oh, what was that? (A bunch of shells breaks on top of Gary, Snellie and Lary's backs and their shiny bright machined shells breaks) Excuse me... (bumps into another shelf full of snail's shells and it falls over the other shelves full of them causing the shells to break into pieces over and over like dominoes the word 'OOPS' is shown in a shell emporium while SpongeBob is running and breaking the snail's shells on a shelf with his feet) Why... Can't... I... Stop... Breaking...Shells?!!!! (Falls over the shell self screaming and all the snails shells in the shell emporium breaks and shatters everywhere into pieces) Oops. So you don't have any more to show me?
-Angry Jack: I do have one more available. (takes out a construction shell full of nails) This one has a shell full of nails inside it all the builders used if you can take it.
-SpongeBob: Wait, Wait, Wait. Before we do that, let me just test it out just to be sure. now let oh shoe are tied, hands are dry and now we add a thick rare of bubble rap. (raps the bubble rap around the construction shell and picks it up. but the construction shell breaks into pieces too) Whoops. So, you don't have any more to show me in the back?
-Angry Jack: The back? There is no back anymore.
-SpongeBob: Yeah, but look at the bright side. I reduced your inventory for you.
-Angry Jack: Reduced?! You destroyed everything! And now, You're gonna have to pay!
-SpongeBob: Are you really angry or you started to sound louder?
-Angry Jack: (angrily) I'M REALLY ANGRY!!!!
-Announcer: BLISTERING FURY!
-Angry Jack: And I demand emidient payment! (SpongeBob takes out a bunch of quarters and hands 'em to Angry Jack)
-SpongeBob: Take it. It all my savings.
-Angry Jack: This...This isn't enough to spend my fortune! I'm gonna need more!!
-SpongeBob: Sorry, that's all I got, honest.
-Angry Jack: No it's not. You got two arms and two legs don't ya?!
-SpongeBob: Yeah...
-Angry Jack: Give me one of each! (SpongeBob breaks his right leg and a left arm and hands it to him) I also need some internal origins! (SpongeBob took out the heart from inside his body and hands it to him) And an eyeball! (SpongeBob took out his right eye from his body and hands it to him) And your clothes! (SpongeBob looks at his pants. Scene cuts to SpongeBob, Gary, Snellie and Lary who were about to walk home)
-SpongeBob: Oh Snail-tales, how I wish your shells can grow back in like my impersonations. (stops and sees three cardboard boxes by the dumpster) Oh, I have an idea. (Cut to SpongeBob drawing the cardboard box and draws the same disinvest as Gary's shell on each card board box which Gary, Snellie and Lary are wearing right now)
-Gary, Snellie and Lary: (to SpongeBob) Meow.
-SpongeBob: Oh Snail-tales, it's not that bad. Square looks good on everybody. (Gary, Snellie and Lary begins to cry again)
-Gary, Snellie and Lary: (cries loudly) MEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!
-SpongeBob: (starts to cry also) Oh who am I kidding? It's looks terrible on you!
-Gary, Snellie and Lary: (cries) REOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!
-SpongeBob: (cries) I know Snail-tales, I ruin your life! Oh dear Neptune preserver! (Both Cry and cry loudly while Mr. Krabs comes out of the dumpster)
-Mr. Krabs: Hey, what's with all the sniffling?!
-Gary, Snellie and Lary: (cries) MEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!
-SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, What are you doing here?
-Mr. Krabs: Well I, Uh,... Never mind that boy. What's your problem?
-SpongeBob: Gary, Snellie and Lary destroyed their shells and now they can't find a replacement. Oh I guess they'll spend the rest of the days as lonely slugs! (cries even more)
-Gary, Snellie and Lary: (cries) MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!! MREOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!! (stops crying and sniffles and sees SpongeBob still crying while Mr. Krabs calms him down)
-Mr. Krabs: There there boy, there there, not that bad. I knew you would figure something out. (SpongeBob stops crying and sees Mr. Krabs who has his crab shell on his whole body)
-SpongeBob: (smiles) Mr. Krabs, perhaps you can find a new shell for Gary, Snellie and Lary.
-Mr. Krabs: Well I'll be honored to help you and your three sniffling snails during several types. 'Cause I love helping others. I even help myself. (picks up SpongeBob and shakes him) Now, how much you got?
-SpongeBob: Nothing, Mr. Krabs. I'm broke.
-Mr. Krabs: (puts SpongeBob down) Oh, so I see. (walks off but SpongeBob stops him)
-SpongeBob: Wait Mr. Krabs, If you help me get Gary, Snellie and Lary their shells, I'll work for free for the rest of the year.
-Mr. Krabs: Only when I can get the proficients for ya.
-SpongeBob: Deal! (he and Mr. Krabs high fives as we cut back to SpongeBob's pineapple house that night. SpongeBob finally sleeps in his own bed all alone scared when his teeth are chattered he woke up with a fright) Oh, another bad dream. (He saw something and screams and sees a shell figure SpongeBob uses a flashlight to shine it to see what it was) Mr. Krabs? (cut to see that Gary is wearing Mr. Krabs' shell, Snellie wearing Mama krabs' shell and Lary wearing Grandpa red beard's shell)
-Gary: No, SpongeBob, it's me Gary!
-Snellie: And me Snellie!
-Lary: And me Lary!
-Gary: How do you like our new shells?
-Snellie: I borrowed one from Mama krabs. She let me used it.
-Lary: And I borrowed one from Grandpa red beard. He let me used it.
-SpongeBob: (sighs deeply) Sorry Snail-tales, I'm not interested in your new shells. (just then a noise is heard from outside. a pink mold just showed up from the window Gary, Snellie and Lary hides in their new shells while SpongeBob holds them, but the pink molded body was Mr. Krabs with no crab shell)
-Mr. Krabs: Bundle me up, me boy I need to barrow a blanket. (SpongeBob, Gary, Snellie and Lary look at each other. SpongeBob hands the Blanket to Mr. Krabs and they went outside)
-SpongeBob: Here you go, Mr. Krabs.
-Mr. Krabs: Thanks, Bo yo. Now I'm all toasty. (walks off)
-SpongeBob: (sighs happily) I guess all shell that ends shell. Hun, Snail-tales? (laughs)
-Gary: Oh, Please.
-Snellie and Lary: Yeah! (Gary, Snellie and Lary slithers back inside SpongeBob's house and locks the door on SpongeBob)
-SpongeBob: Gary? (knocks on the door) Snellie? (the window light was turned off) Lary?
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