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Shell Shocked
Season №: 6
Episode №: 121b
Airdate: June 1, 2009
Previous: "Sand Castles in the Sand"
Next: "Chum Bucket Supreme"
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This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Shell Shocked" from season six, which aired on June 1, 2009.

  • [Episode opens up with SpongeBob clattering his teeth in his sleep, apparently having a nightmare. He wakes up, frightened]
  • SpongeBob: [Starts panting loudly] Phew! [Wipes forehead. banging and squeaking noises start from downstairs]
  • SpongeBob: [Dials the phone] Hello, HELLO! [Realizes phone line is cut] Huh? The lines been cut. [Slams the phone down] Barnacles!
  • SpongeBob: [Puts on army helmet and gets out tennis racket] I guess I go better take a look. [Gets up and legs start shaking]
  • SpongeBob: [Shakes around tennis racket] Who's there? Stay back, I'm armed. [Slips on toy fire truck] Woah! WOAH! [Falls down stairs]
  • SpongeBob: HA, HEY! [Flicks on light switch. Novelty teeth chattering] Ah Ha! Wind-Up novelty teeth. How did you wind up down here [laughs]. [Fancy boot runs in circles]
  • SpongeBob: What the heck is going on with my fancy boot? [Goes over to fancy boot] HEY, KNOCK IT OFF! [Boot goes in circles faster]
  • SpongeBob: Alright, I warned you! [Whacks boot. Racket comes back round and hits SpongeBob in the face] You're a dirty fighter! Hmn, I gotcha now! Hi YA! [Karate chops boot. Gary bounces out]
  • Gary: Mmmeeooowwww!
  • SpongeBob: Gary? [Heads towards a sand castle near the wall] Noooooooooo! [Crashes underneath bucket with soap in it]
  • SpongeBob: GARY! [Lifts off bucket] Hooa!
  • Gary: Meewwwaaaawwwwoowwww! [With soap in mouth. SpongeBob removes soap from mouth] CWA! HE-HE! [Coughing tone]
  • SpongeBob: Phew, thank goodness. For a moment there I thought you were hurt. [Shell starts to crack]
  • Gary: MEEOW! [Quick and sharp tone of voice. Shell cracks fully off]
  • SpongeBob: [shocked] Gary, I... I broke your shell!
  • Gary: Meeeeooooowwwww! [Skin on back starts to go puffy] Mwaawaaaawwaaaaa! [starts crying]
  • SpongeBob: Oh no! You're in pain! Don't worry, I'll make it better. [Gives Gary a tight hug]
  • Gary: MEOW! [Slips out of SpongeBob's hands. SpongeBob grabs him again]
  • SpongeBob: Sorry about that. Oh, I know! [Picks up the cracks from Gary's shell] Here, just use a little tape and theerrre ya go, good as new! [Shell brakes off] Oh. Well, that's alright because we'll find a new shell for ya!
  • SpongeBob: How about this? [holds up green t-shirt with pink flowers on it]
  • Gary: Meow.
  • SpongeBob: Yeah, your right, too floppy. [Pull out Santa hat] No, too last season. [Pulls out gorilla mask] Well, I need that. A-haha, look Gary. [Pulls out pair of SquarePants] Here, try this on for size.
  • Gary: Moooooooowww.
  • SpongeBob: Of course it's a shell! [Gary looks at SpongeBob sternly] Oh c'mon, don't look at me like that. [Snail slime covers the pants and pants go soggy].
  • Gary: Moooowww.
  • SpongeBob: OK, your right it's not a shell. [Starts thinking] OH! [Comes back with space helmet over head] Greetings, earthlings. I am SpongeBob. I come from the future. DA-HA-HA-DA-HA-HA [takes off helmet] I bet this'll look great. [Puffy skin swirls up inside helmet]. Eeewww. I can see why snail shells aren't clear. [Takes helmet from Gary] Hmmmm.
  • Gary: Mooowww.
  • SpongeBob: Here it is Gary. Your neeew shell. [puts on race driver helmet]. You look ready to ride. [Gary throws magazine at SpongeBob] Shell Spiffy. Great idea, Gair, I'll order you a new shell. Are there any you have your mind on, ol' buddy? [Shows Gary magazine]
  • Gary: Moooowww.
  • SpongeBob: Oh, page 72. Oh, here it is. WOOOOW! [Looks the same as Gary's old shell]. This stylish, fully insulated, dual coat ceramic shell comes with automatic restroom facilities standard, and for the affordable price of $9,595.95! Isn't there a place I can get a quality shell without spending a fortune!?
  • Gary: Mooowww.
  • SpongeBob: Commercial? What commercial? [TV is on]
  • Commercial Voice: Uh-Oh! Now look what you've done, you've broke your snail's shell again. [Man sweeping up snail shell peices]
  • Man: Yeah. Now what do I do?
  • Angry Jack: You come on down to Angry Jack's Shell Emporium!
  • Commercial Voice: [Drop scene with shop name on it] Angry Jack's!
  • Angry Jack: I'm so angry about my massive inventory that I'm slashing prices like crazy!
  • Commercial Voice: Jack's Angry!
  • Angry Jack: $99.99 to buy this refurbished shell, and I'm angry about it! Or what about this one, brand new plastic shell, super-gloss coat, only $39.99! [Price appears in front of his eyes] HEY! GET THOSE NUMBERS OUTTA MY FACE! [Price disappears]
  • Angry Jack: Did I mention I'm angry!?
  • Commercial Voice: Seething with Rage!
  • Angry Jack: Once gone, gone for good, so I'm gonna sell sell sell, all these shell shell shells! So come on down to Angry Jack's now!
  • Commercial Voice: Jack is reeaalll mad! Don't bring your kids!
  • Angry Jack: And remember, I'll match, or beat, anyone advertised rage or is absolutely... hey. [Sees SpongeBob] What are you doing in my commercial?
  • SpongeBob: Oh, sorry Angry Jack, eh Gary here needs a new shell, and we knew you would help us find one. Hey, shouldn't you be yelling at me right now?
  • Angry Jack: Nah, I just do that to make my commercials louder. And louder, is the same as BETTER! Now let's see if I can't get you into a new shell. Hmmm. [starts scanning shelves] There she is. [Takes the same shell as Gary's old one]. There ya go, little guy.
  • Gary: Meow.
  • SpongeBob: Oh it's perfect! Just like the old one hey, buddy? [Shell falls off and breaks]
  • SpongeBob: Now it... really looks like the old one hey buddy?
  • Gary: Meowwweeooowww! [Angry tone of voice]
  • Angry Jack: Hey, accidents'll happen. Why don't we try this one? [Picks up yellow shell with orange patches]
  • SpongeBob: Oooohh, that's nice, love the pattern. We'll take it, but first I gotta make sure it's battened down. We don't want this one slippin' off hey, buddy? [SpongeBob pushes down shell so hard it cracks and breaks. Angry Jack looks at SpongeBob angrily]
  • SpongeBob: Oops. Hey, what about that one? [Walks to a shell with purple and orange stripes on it. Turns around to take to Gary but whacks it on Angry Jack]
  • SpongeBob: Oops, sorry Jack. HEY, how much is that one? [Picks up shades of pink stripes. Trips over lace and drops shell]
  • Angry Jack: Why don't you just hold your snail? I'll take care of the shells.
  • SpongeBob: Good idea, angry.
  • Angry Jack: So, how do ya like this one? [Puts on very bright-lighted shell]
  • SpongeBob: Well it... certainly is shiny.
  • Angry Jack: It's our most reflective model.
  • SpongeBob: Ah that is bright. Can't... see! OW, what was that!? [Bashes into shell shelves and knocks them over one by one. Shelves knock each other over like dominoes. Some shell shelves spell 'oops']
  • SpongeBob: Why... can't... I... stop... break-ing... SHELLS!? AHHHH! [Falls off shelf he was running along. View from outside Angry Jack's store]
  • SpongeBob: Whoops. Hey Jack I don't suppose you have any more to show me?
  • Angry Jack: I do have one more available. It's the only certified indestructible shell I've ever seen, but I'm sure you'll find a way.
  • SpongeBob: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! Before we do the hand-off, let me make some precautionary measures. Okay, first, [shoes pop from under shell bits] shoes are tied, hands are de-ry [pronounced dry] and now a thick layer of bubble wrap [starts wrapping shell in bubble wrap. Picks up shell but the actual shell falls out of the bubble wrap layer and breaks]
  • SpongeBob: You, er... sure you don't have any more in the back?
  • Angry Jack: The back? There is no back anymore.
  • SpongeBob: Well, look on the bright side, I reduced your inventory for ya.
  • SpongeBob: Are you really angry or ya just trying to sound louder?
  • Angry Jack: I'M REALLY ANGRY!
  • Commercial Voice: Blistering Fury!
  • SpongeBob: [Takes about 40 cents out his pocket] Take it, it's all my savings.
  • Angry Jack: This? This isn't enough to repay my fortune! I'm gonna need more!
  • SpongeBob: Sorry, that's all I got, honest.
  • Angry Jack: No it's not! You've got two arms and two legs, don'tcha?
  • SpongeBob: Yeah.
  • Angry Jack: Give me one of each!
  • SpongeBob: Okay. [Takes off one arm and one leg and gives them to Angry Jack]
  • Angry Jack: I'll also need some internal organs. [SpongeBob takes out his heart and gives it to Angry Jack] And an eyeball! [SpongeBob hands over an eyeball] And your clothes. [SpongeBob refuses and walks away fully formed again]
  • SpongeBob: [sadly] Oh, Gary. How I wish your shell could grow back like my appendages. [sees box] Hey, I've got an idea! [SpongeBob draws a shell pattern on the box]
  • Gary: Meow. [angry tone]
  • SpongeBob: Oh, Gary it's not that bad! Square looks good on anybody!
  • Gary: [starts to cry] Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaa!
  • SpongeBob: [crying] Oh, what am I kidding, it looks terrible on you!
  • Gary: Mwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaa!
  • SpongeBob: [crying] I know Gary, I ruined your life! DO YA HAVE TO RUB IT IN?!? [sobbing]
  • Mr. Krabs: Hey boy, what's with all that snivelin'?
  • SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs. What are you doing here?
  • Mr. Krabs: Well, I just, uh, well never mind that, boy. What's your problem?
  • SpongeBob: I destroyed Gary's shell, and now I can't find a replacement. I guess he'll just spend the rest of his days as a lowly slug! [bawling]
  • Gary: Mwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaa!
  • Mr. Krabs: There, there, boy. There, there. It's not that bad. I'm sure you'll thinka something.
  • SpongeBob: [looks at Mr. Krabs' shiny shell and has an idea] Mr. Krabs, perhaps you can help me find a new shell for Gary.
  • Mr. Krabs: Well, I'd be honored to help you and your snivelin' snail during such desperate times. I love helping others. Like helping meself Now, how much ya got?
  • SpongeBob: Nothing, Mr. Krabs. I'm broke.
  • Mr. Krabs: Oh. I see [walks away disappointed]
  • SpongeBob: Wait, Mr. Krabs! If you help me get Gary a shell, I'll, WORK FREE FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR.
  • Mr. Krabs: Only if I get to cut your health benefit for ya.
  • SpongeBob: Deal! [Cut to SpongeBob's house, he has the same nightmare from the beginning, and woke up again] Oh, another bad dream. [Screams, He shines a torch at Gary] Mr. Krabs?
  • Gary: Meow.
  • SpongeBob: Oh, sorry Gary, I'm not used to your new shell. [Mr. Krabs comes in]
  • Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob me boy, I need to borrow a blanket.
  • SpongeBob: There ya go, Mr. Krabs.
  • Mr. Krabs: Thanks, boy-o. Now I'm all toasty.
  • SpongeBob: [sighs] I guess "All's shell that ends shell. Huh, Gary? [laughs] Gary? Gary? Gary?

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