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Patchy's Pick

  • Narrator: [The game title: Patchy's Pick is here] And now, it's time for Patchy's Pick. Hosted by: SpongeBob's number one fan, Patchy the Pirate!
  • Patchy: Ahoy, fanofanatics! Welcome to my Pick! I got a little treat for you. (Patchy shows his favorite SpongeBob Episode) We're gonna see me favorite show Shanghaied! Ta-da.
  • Potty: Boring!
  • Patchy: Well, If it isn't my less-than-amusing sidekick, Potty the Parrot. Potty, say hi to the nice people!
  • Potty: Squawk! I'm being held here against my will! Help!
  • Patchy: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh... Oh, Potty come back! Potty? Potty? Were'd you go? Potty, are you in here, buddy? Potty? Potty?
  • [Then the screen reveals that Patchy is in a cannon that is pointing outside the window]
  • Potty: [laughs and squawking] Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha.
  • Patchy: Get me out of here, you scurvy bird! [The cannon blasts Patchy while he blasts off like a rocket out of the house and Patchy screams; he lands in a neighboring house which sinks like a boat. Patchy returns, still smoking from the cannon blast] Well, roll the cartoon!

The Sky had a Baby

  • SpongeBob: [eating Kelp-O cereal] Mmm, Kelp-O! With one of eight essential prizes inside! [checks in the cereal box but then a giant anchor comes crashing through SpongeBob's house] Holy shrimp! [runs out to Squidward] Squidward! The sky had a baby from my cereal box! Squidward! [Squidward pokes his head through his window] Squidward! The sky had a baby!
  • Squidward: That's not a baby! That's a giant anchor! Now go away! [Patrick comes over]
  • Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob! The sky had a baby!
  • SpongeBob: I know! What do you think we should name it?
  • Patrick: How about....
  • Squidward: Why don't you two go climb its anchor rope? I'm sure it goes somewhere far away! [Anchor crashes into Squidward’s house] Now look what you've done!
  • SpongeBob: We didn't do it, Squidward. Our hands are clean! [SpongeBob & Patrick show their spotless hands]
  • Patrick: Clean....
  • Squidward: [on top of his house] Well, I'm gonna get to the bottom of this thing.
  • SpongeBob: Wouldn't that be the top? [Squidward starts to climb rope]
  • SpongeBob: Squid, wait! Wait!
  • Patrick: Squidward! [SpongeBob & Patrick start climbing rope also]
  • Narrator: A few inches later...
  • SpongeBob: [points up] Ship!
  • Patrick: SpongeBob, how long are you gonna stay in your little fantasy world?
  • SpongeBob: No, look, a giant ship!
  • Squidward: Great! Let's go! Now I can finally give this anchor-dropper a piece of my mind.
  • SpongeBob: I don't know, Squidward. That ship has a spooky green glow around it.
  • Squidward: That's probably because its good-for-nothing owner is too lazy to clean or drop its anchors in the right place.
  • SpongeBob: Squid, wait! [all 3 reach the top]

The Flying Dutchman

  • Squidward: All right, who owns this crate? [notices a door that says "boner" and begins to knock on it] Come on out! I wanna file a complaint! [SpongeBob looks around the ship]
  • SpongeBob: Doesn't this place seem familiar?
  • Patrick: I don't know. Why?
  • SpongeBob: I don't know. Doesn't it just kind of ring a bell? [Squidward rings the doorbell]
  • Patrick: Yes!
  • SpongeBob: I know who owns this boat but I just can't place the name. [SpongeBob walks by a barrel that says "property of the flying Dutchman"]
  • Flying Dutchman: Rawr!!
  • SpongeBob: No, no, it's not "rawr!"
  • Flying Dutchman: I am the Flying Dutchman!
  • SpongeBob: That's it! Squidward, this ship belongs to the Red Baron!
  • Flying Dutchman: Who be disturbin' the Flying Dutchman in his own lair?
  • SpongeBob: It's Squidward. He wants to complain to you. [Flying Dutchman gives an evil look to Squidward]
  • Squidward: I....no, I don't.
  • SpongeBob: Well, what about all that stuff about him having a dirty ship and being lazy and all?
  • Squidward: I never said that.
  • Flying Dutchman: Insultin' a man's ship be worse than insultin' his mother!
  • SpongeBob: No, no, wait, it was his mother you said was dirty, not his ship. [shoots fire out his nose frying up Squidward]
  • Squidward: Ahh! Ow.
  • Flying Dutchman: [looks over to SpongeBob & Patrick] You're next!
  • SpongeBob and Patrick: [jumps off the ship] That was a close one! [land back on the ship]
  • Flying Dutchman: Welcome back!
  • SpongeBob: [jumps off the ship] That was a closer one! [land back on the ship]
  • Flying Dutchman: Welcome back! [SpongeBob & Patrick jump off the ship]
  • Squidward: Hey! How come when they act up, all they get is the welcome wagon? If you ask me, it's.... [Flying Dutchman zaps Squidward while SpongeBob & Patrick land back on the ship]
  • Flying Dutchman: So, are you gonna try that again?
  • Patrick: Probably. [Flying Dutchman zaps Squidward]
  • Flying Dutchman: How 'bout now?
  • Patrick: Uhh...
  • Squidward: [covers Patrick's mouth with tentacle] No, no, they're not. Whew. [Flying Dutchman zaps Squidward]
  • Flying Dutchman: Now listen. [takes out a "Ghost Rule Book"] Whosoever sets foot on the Flying Dutchman's ship, uninvited or otherwise, shall become members of his ghostly crew forever! [closes rule book] And, uhh [opens rule book], ever. [closes rule book]
  • Squidward: Will we be getting business cards?
  • Flying Dutchman: [zaps Squidward] Silence! You're part of my crew now, and our job is to sail around and frighten people. It'll be grueling, mind- numbing, and repetitive. Just like...daytime television.
  • Squidward: Now you listen here, mister. If you think I'm gonna spend more than five minutes on this dumpster, then you're crazy. I mean, look at this place. It's disgusting! [shows a green jockstrap] Whoever told you that having oil lamps next to hardwood paneling was a good idea... [Dutchman picks up Squidward] Oh, oh, now what? I suppose you're gonna show me... [Flying Dutchman unzips something in mid-air] Oh, gee, that's very nice. What is this, some kind of magic act? [Flying Dutchman tosses Squidward into the Fly Of Despair]

Squidward is gone

  • Flying Dutchman: [closes Fly of Despair] Would anyone else like to enter the "Fly of Despair"?
  • SpongeBob: No! We know our place now, Mister Dutchman.
  • Patrick: We'll do anything you say!
  • Flying Dutchman: Then, for starters, you can...swab the deck! [hands them a broom and a bucket]
  • SpongeBob: Look, Patrick! A real, live, ghost mop!
  • Patrick: And I got this hat!
  • Flying Dutchman: Listen! We're heading down to Bikini Bottom tonight for a little haunting spree, so I want this ship to look good and scary!
  • SpongeBob: You mean you want it to look good...and scary. Well, I think we can probably...
  • Patrick: No, no, I think he means he wants it to look so good that it's scary.
  • SpongeBob: Or maybe that by looking so scary you forget that it doesn't look good!
  • Patrick: I don't get it.
  • SpongeBob: Look, it's easy, it simply means that...
  • Flying Dutchman: Never mind what it means! I just want it to look scary! That's it! You know, mold growing on the ceilings and bugs in the sink.
  • SpongeBob: So, you don't want it to look good?
  • Flying Dutchman: Get moving! [SpongeBob & Patrick start mopping]
  • SpongeBob and Patrick: [singing] A sailor's life is a wonderful life / A wonderful life for sure!
  • Flying Dutchman: What a night be this! Crew, howl with me so that we might set the Seven Seas ablaze with fear! [howls like a wolf]
  • SpongeBob: Ahh!
  • Patrick: Leedle-leedle-leedle-lee!
  • Flying Dutchman: [howls like a wolf]
  • SpongeBob: Ahh!
  • Patrick: Leedle-leedle-leedle-lee! [Flying Dutchman going to howl again but Patrick cuts him off] Leedle-eedle-eedle- eedle-eedle! [Flying Dutchman going to howl again but Patrick cuts him off] Leedle-eedle-eedle-eedle-eedle! [Flying Dutchman going to howl again but Patrick cuts him off] Leedle-eedle-eedle-eedle-eedle!
  • [Very long and awkward silence]
  • Flying Dutchman: Eh, that'll do. Okay, Square One, since Pink One's working the navigation, it's up to you to find our first victim. Here, use this spyglass. Now hurry up! We're burnin' moonlight!
  • SpongeBob: Let's see who we can find. [spins telescope on ground] Captain, there's a guy we can scare. [telescope points to a big tough guy then Flying Dutchman blows on the telescope spinning it a little to land on a little kid]
  • Billy: I had four biscuits, and I ate one. Then I only had three.
  • Flying Dutchman: Ahh, it does me heart good to see children out after dark. Pink One, take us behind those rocks.
  • Patrick: Moving behind the rocks! [ship moves scratches and tears up through the rocky parts of the sea]
  • SpongeBob: Keep going. You're good. You're good. You're good...and...stop. Don't worry, Captain, we'll buff out those scratches.
  • Flying Dutchman: All right, never mind it. Just jump out when I give the signal. [Flying Dutchman scares Billy from behind a rock]
  • Flying Dutchman: Boo! Prepare to be burdened with the haunting memory of my ghostly ghost pirates! [points to SpongeBob & Patrick who just get confuse]
  • SpongeBob: Was that the signal? Okay, sorry, sorry, just...just do it again.
  • Flying Dutchman: With the haunting memory of my ghostly ghost pirates! [SpongeBob & Patrick come out and SpongeBob does a little trick with his fingers]
  • Patrick: How does he do that?
  • Flying Dutchman: Get back on the ship.
  • SpongeBob and Patrick: It's still a mystery!
  • Billy: Those guys are dorks.
  • Flying Dutchman: Yes, but they're my dorks. [goes back to showing SpongeBob & Patrick steering through the rocks tearing up the ship]

Skiping all same things

  • SpongeBob: You're good. You're good. You're good. [Flying Dutchman goes through Bikini Bottom terrorizing citizens while SpongeBob & Patrick do stupid tricks. Later shown the ship is still getting wrecked]
  • SpongeBob: You're good. You're good. You're good. [Flying Dutchman goes through Bikini Bottom terrorizing citizens while SpongeBob & Patrick do stupid tricks. Later shown the ship is still getting wrecked]
  • SpongeBob: You're good.. You're good. You're good. [Flying Dutchman scares another citizen while SpongeBob & Patrick figure- skate in purple tights]

A Lucky day

  • [back on the ship]
  • SpongeBob: Why do you think the Dutchman asked us to wait in our bunk room?
  • Patrick: Maybe he's gonna give us a reward.
  • SpongeBob: Like movie passes?!
  • Patrick: Or an oversized coffee mug!? [both start bouncing insanely]
  • Flying Dutchman: I've been thinking. Stop bouncing! [both stop] This whole crew for eternity thing isn't working out. It's not really you so much as it is me.
  • SpongeBob: You're setting us free?
  • Flying Dutchman: Well, actually, I'm just gonna eat you. See you at dinner! [SpongeBob & Patrick scream]
  • Patrick: Wait, I have an idea!
  • SpongeBob: Really? What is it?
  • Patrick: Let's leave!
  • SpongeBob: But the door is locked and the only way out is through the....perfume department. [points to a room full of perfume and customers]
  • Patrick: Let's do it. [they try to run through the department but get sprayed with all sorts of perfume]
  • SpongeBob: I always hate going in there!
  • Patrick: Yeah.
  • SpongeBob: [hears something strange] Wait! Listen! [Flying Dutchman is in his room]
  • Flying Dutchman: Dear Diary: I told them I'm going to eat them tomorrow. I made up some of that brown sauce my cousin showed me just for the occasion. Ahh, it's a good thing I found my dining sock again. Remember the last time I lost me dining sock, I couldn't eat for a whole week. Yes, sir, sometimes I wonder how I'd survive if anything should ever happen... [notices sock is gone and pops out in front of SpongeBob & Patrick] Give me back my sock! Everyone knows I can't eat without it!
  • SpongeBob: Never!
  • Flying Dutchman: Ok, then... [tries to zap SpongeBob but SpongeBob holds up the sock as protection] Give it to me!
  • SpongeBob: No! [Sock begins to tear]
  • Flying Dutchman: Wait, you're stretching out the elastic!
  • Patrick: It would seem we have reached an impasse.
  • Flying Dutchman: Pink one is right. Tell you what. You give me back the sock, and I'll give you....three wishes.
  • Patrick: Make it five.
  • Flying Dutchman: Four.
  • Patrick: Three. Take it or leave it.
  • Flying Dutchman: Ok...uhh, three. You get three wishes.
  • SpongeBob: Wow! Three wishes, Pat. Isn't that great?
  • Patrick: Wishes? I wish we had known that earlier! [clock goes backwards one minute]
  • Flying Dutchman: Okay, you got two wishes left. [Patrick smiles with embarrassment at an angry SpongeBob]
  • SpongeBob: Well, we still have two more. How exciting! I wish Squidward were here to see this! [falls through a hole in the Fly Of Despair and crashes onto his bed]

Squidward returns

  • Squidward: Boy, I'm glad all that's over! [re-appears on the ship]
  • SpongeBob & Patrick: Squidward! You're back!
  • SpongeBob: Guess what? The Dutchman gave us three wishes! Patrick used the first one, and I guess I just used the second one.
  • Squidward: Well, then, the last one you owe me because you got me back into this mess! [everyone starts to argue]
  • Flying Dutchman: That's enough! Using my mystic other-worldly powers, I shall decide who gets the last wish. [uses the eeny- meenie-minie-mo method] Eeny, meeny, miny, mo, catch a sailor by the toe, if he hollers, let him go, my mother told me to pick the very best one and... [original airing had kids choose which ending they wanted. SpongeBob won]
  • Flying Dutchman: [finishing eenie-meenie-minie-mo] You are it! [stops on SpongeBob]
  • Squidward: Now, think, SpongeBob! We're about to get eaten. What can you wish for to make it so we don't get eaten?
  • SpongeBob: Don't worry, Squidward. I've got it all figured out. He won't be able to eat us because....I wish the Dutchman was a vegetarian! [Flying Dutchman turns into a vegetarian and SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward re-appear in front of SpongeBob's house but you can only see their heads]
  • SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward: Hooray!
  • SpongeBob: We're home!
  • Patrick: You did it, SpongeBob. We're saved!
  • Squidward: But why have we been turned into fruits? [their bodies have been turned into fruits and they are in a blender]
  • Flying Dutchman: Hey, I get a wish too. Fruit prevents scurvy! [SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward bounce away in the blender] Hey, get back here with that! [Flying Dutchman chases them around the ship, which is now a hippie-themed volkswagen with a main mast]
  • [Patchy reappears]

Your Shoe's Untied

Squid's Day Off

Something Smells

Bossy Boots

Big Pink Loser

Bubble Buddy

Dying for Pie

Imitation Krabs

Wormy

Patty Hype

Grandma's Kisses

Squidville

Pre-Hibernation Week

Life of Crime

Christmas Who?

Survival of the Idiots

Dumped

No Free Rides

I'm Your Biggest Fanatic

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III

Squirrel Jokes

Pressure

The Smoking Peanut

You Wish/Shanghaied

Gary Takes a Bath

Welcome to the Chum Bucket

Frankendoodle

Secret Box

Band Geeks

The Graveyard Shift

Krusty Love

Procrastination

I'm with Stupid

Sailor Mouth

Artist Unknown

Jellyfish Hunter

The Fry Cook Games

Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm

Squid on Strike

  • Patchy: Ahoy, children! I'm back! I hope you all enjoyed the show because it's time for you to walk the plank! [Screen reads: PLEASE STAND BY] Oh, (chuckles) sorry, kids. What I meant to say was it's time for fan mail! [blows horn]
  • Kids: Hooray!
  • Patchy: And now, the moment you've all been waiting for, so get ready to blow milk out of your nose because we're gonna open a letter! The envelope please Potty. Thank you, my fine feathered assistant.
  • Potty: [Potty has a lighten fuse on his head] Brawk, you're not welcome.
  • Patchy: [Patchy blows his nose] Hey, Potty, do you smell something? [Screams] Potty! That fuse in your head! I told you we're not doing that stunt!
  • Potty: Brawk, I didn't get the memo! Brawk! [Potty blows up along with Patchy; Patchy coughs up a feather and recovers from the blast]
  • Patchy: Well, that's it for Patchy's Pick. Hooray! [Potty collapses to the floor]

The Algae's Always Greener

SpongeGuard on Duty

Club SpongeBob

My Pretty Seahorse

Just One Bite

The Bully

Nasty Patty

Idiot Box

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV

Doing Time

Snowball Effect

One Krab's Trash

As Seen on TV

Can You Spare a Dime?

No Weenies Allowed

Squilliam Returns

Krab Borg

Rock-a-Bye Bi-Valve

Wet Painters

Krusty Krab Training Video

SpongeBob's House Party

Chocolate with Nuts

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V

New Student Starfish

Clams

SpongeBob B.C. (Before Comedy)

The Great Snail Race

Mid-Life Crustacean

Born Again Krabs

I Had an Accident

Krabby Land

The Camping Episode

Missing Identity

Plankton's Army

Lost Episode (The Sponge Who Could Fly)

SpongeBob Meets the Strangler

Pranks A Lot

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All Grown Up

SpongeBob SquarePants

The Fairly OddParents

Jimmy Neutron/The Fairly OddParents

Danny Phantom

My Life as a Teenage Robot

Rugrats

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The Fairly OddParents

All Grown Up

SpongeBob SquarePants

SpongeBob SquarePants

My Life as a Teenage Robot

The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

Danny Phantom

Rugrats

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All Grown Up

SpongeBob SquarePants

Catscratch

The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

Danny Phantom

My Life as a Teenage Robot

The Fairly OddParents

The Fairly OddParents

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All Grown Up

SpongeBob SquarePants

The Fairly OddParents

The Fairly OddParents

The X's

The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

Danny Phantom

My Life as a Teenage Robot

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All Grown Up

SpongeBob SquarePants

The Fairly OddParents

Rugrats

Danny Phantom

My Life as a Teenage Robot

ChalkZone

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SpongeBob SquarePants

Mr. Meaty

The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

Danny Phantom

My Life as a Teenage Robot

The X's

Catscratch

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SpongeBob SquarePants

The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

Danny Phantom

My Life as a Teenage Robot

Catscratch

The X's

El Tigre: The Adventures of Manny Rivera

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