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Shanghaied: Patrick's ending (transcript)

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Patrick's ending
Shanghaied short №: 1
Airdate: November 5, 2002 (Sea Stories DVD)

September 22, 2009 (The First 100 Episodes disc 5)

Previous: "You Know You're From Bikini Bottom When..."
Next: "Shanghaied: Squidward's ending"
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This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Shanghaied short "Shanghaied: Patrick's ending," which aired on November 5, 2002 (Sea Stories DVD) September 22, 2009 (The First 100 Episodes disc 5).

  • [The episode goes normal, until it gets to the decision]
  • Flying Dutchman: Eeny, meeny, miny, mo, catch a sailor by the toe, if he hollers, let him go, my mother told me to pick the very best one and... You are it! [Stops on Patrick.]
  • SpongeBob: That's you, Patrick. Make your wish.
  • Patrick: Uhh...
  • Squidward: Wait, Patrick, listen. I do not particularly feel like being trapped here for all eternity. Eternity is a very long time, understand?!
  • SpongeBob: Patrick, you've got to think harder than you've ever thought before.
  • Patrick: Uhh...
  • SpongeBob: That's not gonna do it! Think harder!
  • Patrick: Uhh...
  • Squidward & SpongeBob: Come on! Come on, Patrick! Yeah! Put on your thinking cap!
  • Patrick: Uhh... [Inside Patrick's eye is a toaster that brings up some toast.] Okay! I've got it.
  • Flying Dutchman: Thou wish is granted.
  • Patrick: [Chewing on gum.] Oh, I'm sorry. Want some gum? [SpongeBob and Squidward are shocked.]
  • Squidward: You wished for gum?
  • Patrick: Well, if we're gonna be here forever, we might as well have fresh breath!
  • [Each take a piece of gum. Later, we see Flying Dutchman with a big belly.]
  • SpongeBob: Come on, mister, let us out! Don't be so mean! Don't be so fatty!
  • Patrick: Aaaah! Let us out!
  • Flying Dutchman: Ahh, minty.

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