This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Shanghaied short "Shanghaied: Patrick's ending," which aired on September 22, 2009.
- Flying Dutchman: Eeny, meeny, miny, mo, catch a sailor by the toe, if he hollers, let him go, my mother told me to pick the very best one and... You are it! [Stops on Patrick.]
- SpongeBob: That's you, Patrick. Make your wish.
- Patrick: Uhh...
- Squidward: Wait, Patrick, listen. I do not particularly feel like being trapped here for all eternity. Eternity is a very long time, understand?!
- SpongeBob: Patrick, you've got to think harder than you've ever thought before.
- Patrick: Uhh...
- SpongeBob: That's not gonna do it! Think harder!
- Patrick: Uhh... [Shown Patrick’s brain which is really a toaster.] Okay! I've got it.
- Flying Dutchman: Thou wish is granted.
- Patrick: [Chewing on gum.] Oh, I'm sorry. Want some gum?
- Squidward: You wished for gum?
- Patrick: Well, if we're gonna be here forever, we might as well have fresh breath!
- [Each take a piece of gum. Later, we see Flying Dutchman with a big belly and SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward are arguing inside it.]
- Flying Dutchman: Ahh. Minty.